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[–]the_sleeper 12 points13 points ago

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I immediately remembered this guy.

[–]Sinopsis 11 points12 points ago

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I must regretfully inform you "Doktormandrake" that this World Wide Web Post on the domain known as www.Reddit.com/r/funny has been formerly utilized for karma. I wish you luck in your future endeavors for Reddit Karma!

[–]xsteve4578x 27 points28 points ago

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rererepost

[–]onlyforaminute 4 points5 points ago

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You reposting again? Get my belt. Duh big one. Imma spank her.

[–]IHaveToBeThatGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Retropost

[–]natefromthemoon 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think the internet has seen this before.

[–]mikeyam 2 points3 points ago

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In his defense, Treyshon is a pretty cool dude.

[–]glennrosehv 2 points3 points ago

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is this my nigga repost?

[–]ranthonyv 2 points3 points ago

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It's funny because it says "negro" in it. =)

[–]onlyforaminute 2 points3 points ago

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Since the first time I saw this (months ago) Ive actually used it 3 times in real life. Anytime I get a text from an unknown number, I respond with "dis my nigga treyshon?" Noone has responded yet. One day Ill have a front pager though.

[–]lakritzc 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit, you're white as fuck.

[–]4realthistime 1 point2 points ago

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why he gotta be black?

[–]Caturday_Yet 0 points1 point ago

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Holy hell, it's like a new one of these sites spawns every other week.

[–]lawlesslana 0 points1 point ago

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This is a text my mom would send out. And I'm not sure how to feel about that

[–]mattjones92 0 points1 point ago

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Nohsyetr!

[–]SmackadoodleJ 0 points1 point ago

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Shame!

[–]improyo 0 points1 point ago

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stumbleupon?

[–]mylrea 0 points1 point ago

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Overwritten.

[–]dmiller6590 0 points1 point ago

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this is pretty hilarious

[–]Jaraxo 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, it's <Sher@mie:)>

[–]DocPalmer 0 points1 point ago

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you could have just said no?

[–]40dollarsharkblimp 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus, I saw this using stumbleupon when that shit first came out. Wasn't funny then either.

[–]eigenvector -4 points-3 points ago

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Look everyone, it's a racist repost!

[–]poptart2nd 8 points9 points ago

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how is it racist?

[–]eigenvector 0 points1 point ago

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In posting this screenshot publicly, the creator plays on a sentiment of "haha look how I showed this ghetto dude my superior language skills". The contrasting of some imagined highly-intellectual "old english" with the slang used in the original text message suggests that the slang and therefore, also its author are somehow primitive, stupid, etc.

also, "your negro friend". I know it's supposed to be a funny turnaround for "nigga", but it just does not work that way.

[–]justkevin 0 points1 point ago

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"I'm going to make a condescending racist comment to a black stranger who now has my contact information, then take screenshot so others know how clever I am."

[–]glasstablechair -2 points-1 points ago

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How do you know he's black?

[–]BCJunglist 4 points5 points ago

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Because there has never been a white dude named TREYSHON

[–]SisterPhister -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously. Why wouldn't you just say "Nah man, sorry."

[–]Hopper64 23 points24 points ago

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That white ass boy think he be hot shit just cause he all verbose n shit.

[–]A_Higher_Porpoise 3 points4 points ago

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^ winner

[–]onlyforaminute 3 points4 points ago

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Because that reply doesnt make front page, treyshon...

[–]superjoe30 0 points1 point ago

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...he did

[–]SqrtSayLor 0 points1 point ago

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[–]monstercruise -1 points0 points ago

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I feel like his head exploded after reading that.

[–]MayMT -3 points-2 points ago

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REPOST!