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[–]Phaedrus_ 297 points298 points ago

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I can't find a link, but the story is she was arrested for indecent exposure. She was bending over to show the judge that her underwear covered her sufficiently. The judge agreed and she was let go.

[–]Schnaars 265 points266 points ago

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I bet he did with a mustache like that.

[–]Mindle 85 points86 points ago

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I mustache you to bend over miss.

[–]watchmeasifly 26 points27 points ago

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goatee your home miss, I've seen enough

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 18 points19 points ago

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These puns are making my side burn.

[–]millionsofmonkeys 13 points14 points ago

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Fuuu, man, chu see the ass on that one?

[–]minecrafter10067 2 points3 points ago

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I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

[–]chester_rockwell 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Schnaars 1 point2 points ago

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...Harvey?

[–]jackattack502 2 points3 points ago

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[–]nthcxd 2 points3 points ago

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That expression on his face is just... priceless.

[–]DiscoDonkey 14 points15 points ago

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Oh man I loved that comment, I don't know what it is, I just lost it

[–]alreadytakenusername 20 points21 points ago

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Psst, there's an upward arrow for that.

[–]DiscoDonkey 11 points12 points ago

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I felt this deserved more than that, such a masterpiece deserved to be recognised. Bravo sir, bravo!

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[–]DiscoDonkey 5 points6 points ago

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Why not go for a threefer?

[–]stonewallnilgoals 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't leave you hanging.

[–]VersaillesNZ 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't help but ruin it. I think?

[–]ajgator7 -4 points-3 points ago

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And a down arrow for that.

[–]VersaillesNZ 0 points1 point ago

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A down arrow for you unkind sir.

[–]Xipotec 1 point2 points ago

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Dont stop there! i wanna hear the rest of the story!!!

[–]Snapdad 0 points1 point ago

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Tell it like it is.

[–]Xanthan81 6 points7 points ago

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The court was pleased.

[–]glool 35 points36 points ago

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The thing is, noone in the court considered this erotic, but I do. Love situations like that, like when a beautiful 3rd grade teacher who has been feeling ill lately is "alone" giving a urine sample into a cup in the doctors office, she's probably bored but every neuron in my brain is exploding with fascination and pleasure.

[–]JackTalk 163 points164 points ago

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You should probably keep thoughts like that to yourself.

[–]wulfsaga 1 point2 points ago

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hey if he do that, internet will be a boring place!

[–]MaebiusKiyak 36 points37 points ago

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[–]cryer 0 points1 point ago

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Don't drink that, Space Ghost.

[–]Cacafuego 12 points13 points ago

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You need to hang out over here.

[–]Snapdad 1 point2 points ago

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What the hell is this? I'm reading through it and I'm still not quiet sure what bozarking is.

[–]RyattEarp 5 points6 points ago

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Some guy that got reddit famous for leaving outrageous posts that were hilarious for their sheer what-the-fuckery.

[–]awrex 6 points7 points ago

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Just found out about bozarking... then saw this.

[–]Jackomo 1 point2 points ago

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NO! I'm not going to watch another fucking downfall parody! ... Unless it's reeeeaaaally funny...

[–]awrex 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed... but it's not that difficult to get me to.

[–]mrhorrible 1 point2 points ago

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Has to do with making statements that are both sexual and bizarre. The important thing is, despite the extreme absurdity, they're written in a way that seems like the person was actually serious.

[–]BoringSurprise 2 points3 points ago

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additionally, for a proper bozarking, the narrator should be more or less oblivious to how bizarre and unacceptable the subject matter is.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT??????????

[–]NoonelikesRickAstley 1 point2 points ago

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Peter Noone was there?

[–]fickitfickitfickit 1 point2 points ago

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I came here precisely because I was suddenly intensely curious about the backstory. Aka "What the hell?!?!?"

So, you know, thank you :)

[–]thatwasntveryraven 2 points3 points ago

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notbad.jpg

[–]BoringSurprise 0 points1 point ago

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good answer, great username.

[–]latticusnon 1 point2 points ago

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New goal: become judge. Have attractive women arrested for indecent exposure.

[–]Lux42 136 points137 points ago

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A good attorney could get her off easy.

[–]BradC 39 points40 points ago

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Hai-yo!

[–]Mind_Virus[S] 21 points22 points ago

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A good attorney could get her off easy.

It was a 'hung' jury.

[–]Tron-Gorf 15 points16 points ago

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Something penal code.

[–]thatwasntababyruth 0 points1 point ago

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penis penis penis

[–]lurkersaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Cock.

[–]ExaltedVoid 0 points1 point ago

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In public?

[–]kernelhappy -1 points0 points ago

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In pubic?

[–]Dozzi92 31 points32 points ago

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As a court stenographer, I approve of this photo.

[–]dakkeh 9 points10 points ago

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IAMA, go.

[–]chanpancakes 3 points4 points ago

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Yes please :D As a court stenographer-in-training I would love to see an IAMA

[–]drockers 10 points11 points ago

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Lesson 1 shut your mouth and write this down.

[–]tanketom 1 point2 points ago

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I imagine stenographers-in-training have the best study notes in the world.

[–]mproctornz 2 points3 points ago

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Me too, and me too.

[–]libertango 0 points1 point ago

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The stenog's face of judgement was the first thing I noticed in the photo. After the underwear, of course. I LOLed.

[–]A_Robison 56 points57 points ago

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"excuse me I must ass you a few questions"

[–]thatwasntveryraven 13 points14 points ago

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaassssssssssssshole-o mio!"

[–]A_Robison 3 points4 points ago

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not now ace

[–]pretends2bhuman 12 points13 points ago

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So cheeky of her.

[–]BradC 7 points8 points ago

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Do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca.

[–]helium_farts 4 points5 points ago

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Hey now, you can't just butt in like that.

[–]lost_magpie 0 points1 point ago

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What an appropriate username!

[–]Kit_L 5 points6 points ago

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alternatively: Excuse me, I mustache you to show your ass in court.

[–]nintendofreak44 64 points65 points ago

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[–]QuandoParaTi 17 points18 points ago

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I'd ex parte that, in limine....

[–]LearnedHandjob 9 points10 points ago

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I would 12(b)(6) that.

[–]Mikkel04 4 points5 points ago

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I'm pretty sure she's made a sufficient showing on which relief can be granted.

[–]Sober_Off 0 points1 point ago

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And only a prude would say that this calls for a 12(b)(3). Honestly, ANY venue is a good venue for this.

[–]Dividedstein 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome name!

[–]Dividedstein 5 points6 points ago

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Stare Decisass

[–]Jr_Spesh 2 points3 points ago

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That about covers the actus reus, IN MY PANTS.

[–]frid 4 points5 points ago

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Pro bono.

[–]captainclomet 4 points5 points ago

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Nolo contendere. Actually, habeas corpus. I wanna grant certiorari for a de novo review.

[–]horseyhorseyhorsey 16 points17 points ago

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i'd fuck her. IN LATIN.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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i'd fuck her IN GREEK.

that means IN THE ASS.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know, I'd be ok with the jury watching.

[–]QuandoParaTi 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, so many law student/lawyers in this thread. At least you substantively replied to the in limine correctly :P

[–]soawesomejohn 6 points7 points ago

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Her name is Ms. Sugar Poneybeary. (WKUK)

[–]dialupmoron 4 points5 points ago

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The stenographer looks confused.

[–]Italian07 1 point2 points ago

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confused or aroused...

[–]mojo-9000 14 points15 points ago

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If it pleases the court...

IT DOES.

[–]TexMex657 6 points7 points ago*

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I'm sure the judge wanted to bang more than his gavel that day in court.

EDIT: poor spelling

[–]hypnotichat 2 points3 points ago

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Gavel

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Penis.

[–]hypnotichat 2 points3 points ago

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Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[–]i8dbbq 0 points1 point ago

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Did you steal someones food in a drive thru recently?

[–]ilovegingermen 4 points5 points ago

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"Bitch please, how am I supposed to type that?" - Court Reporter

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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(Defendant bends over. Her posterior is covered fully by navy cotton panties. Brand new. Ever so crinkled near the edges. Her skin appears taught, yet supple. Oh god. Oh ggoooooooooooooooooo

[–]Synapse7777 9 points10 points ago

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I'm going to allow this.

[–]Blacknuman 2 points3 points ago

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I'm going to allow this.

[–]TheTrollys 16 points17 points ago

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What's the "back" story here? pun intened

[–]Thump241 9 points10 points ago

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Probably trying to show her arrears...

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[–]PrometheusZer0 -1 points0 points ago

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As long as she doesn't show proof of a Mens Rea...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Something about how she had to prove that her 'lady bits' weren't exposed publicly or something. I've seen it before, but don't care to search for the link.

[–]Lunchable_ 1 point2 points ago

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If it pleases and sparkles

[–]Krysara 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, Yes it does. Carry on.

[–]BitRex 1 point2 points ago

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OBJECTION! Beavering the witness.

[–]gwrober 1 point2 points ago

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Please approach (the back of) the bench.

[–]Kertelen 1 point2 points ago

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THAT look of the girl on the left.

[–]kippian 1 point2 points ago

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I would like to submit as evidence, exhibit T and exhibit A.

[–]nutellaandcigarettes 1 point2 points ago

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does anyone have any information regarding the photographer?

i'm curious as to why a photographer was allowed in a courtroom during proceedings (i'm sure there's a certain kind of low-level case that doesn't require the same privacy as, say, a murder trial). i'm also curious if this photographer has taken more photos behind courtroom doors.

[–]tuck5649 1 point2 points ago

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Judge's POV please!!

[–]fuzzycuffs 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, Black Ass! Ha ha ha! Why you don't moon us earlier, eh?

[–]Thereminz 1 point2 points ago

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"not bad," said the balif

[–]rybones 1 point2 points ago

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Possibly the best title I have seen on Reddit.

[–]freoin 0 points1 point ago

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I dont want to start spreading half truths on the interweb, but I think she is a stripper who said the defendant bit her "on the buttoks".

[–]hriaz 0 points1 point ago

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Nice ankles

[–]VitalianBeef 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh, it's good to be a judge.

[–]neodiogenes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Goozer4life 0 points1 point ago

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Thats where Chappelle got his idea... "spread your cheeks and lift your sack"

[–]DeathByBukakke[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Just makes me think of Flash Dance

[–]Deacon 0 points1 point ago

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Assume the position.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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wow she's bold

[–]Iamsqueegee 0 points1 point ago

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And the judge says "Wrecked him? DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love the guy on the far right giving a perfect "not bad" face.

[–]itsjakez 0 points1 point ago

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Guy on the left is like "Not bad"

[–]OneDecisiveStare 0 points1 point ago

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hah! the stenographer looks to be saying..." oh my god, becky. Look at her butt.."

[–]Detective_Mills 0 points1 point ago

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Does this remind anyone else of that Three Stooges episode where a dancer is on trial and they stage a re-enactment of her cabaret dance in the courtroom?

No?

Fuck, I'm old.

[–]beerandmurder 0 points1 point ago

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and the judge gave zero fucks

[–]ReallyCoolStu 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to allow this.

[–]lickthecowhappy 0 points1 point ago

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I love the look on the stenographer's face.

[–]thatblondechickkk 0 points1 point ago

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The look on that other women's face is priceless.

[–]smarthand 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone have this image in high resolution?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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How are you supposed to transcribe that?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Super Star!

[–]Milagre 0 points1 point ago

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This is why happens when you say "may I please the court" instead of "may it please the court" and the judge doesn't notice.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

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Sustained!

[–]bigdukesix 0 points1 point ago

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i'm going to allow this

[–]TheMonopolyGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Judge Ringo Starr.

[–]I_Can_Haz_Brainz 0 points1 point ago

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Someone must have a shot from the judges view... right?

[–]emofag 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GeorgeDick 0 points1 point ago

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[–]aww_yeeeee -1 points0 points ago

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[–]matthagen -1 points0 points ago

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i'm going to allow this

[–]bobjohnsonmilw -1 points0 points ago

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This is the case that got the penis pump judge ousted! Lol, would be cool.