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[–]CaNANDian 28 points29 points ago

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[–]AetherIsWaiting 3 points4 points ago

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that made me shiver. disturbing.

[–]Rnway 5 points6 points ago

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Wha...? I don't even ....

[–]speenis 4 points5 points ago

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People with the strange urge to enter a hole?

DDRRRR DDRRRR

[–]yonyonjohn -2 points-1 points ago

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NO

FUCK YOU

NO

I HAD FORGOTTEN THIS

FUCK YOU

[–]cscott5288 3 points4 points ago

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where the hell is this from?

[–]CaNANDian 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Awkwardly_Stupid_Pun 5 points6 points ago

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Pun like the wind.

[–]lovespunstoomuch 125 points126 points ago

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This is EXACTLY how I react.

[–]francesc0[S] 27 points28 points ago

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relevant username

seems legit.

[–]thenextworldruler 20 points21 points ago

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Redditor for 8 months. VERY legit.

[–]francesc0[S] 20 points21 points ago

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too legit to quit

[–]rabbitrun 12 points13 points ago

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Hey HEYYYYYYYYY!

[–]ICanMakeThisAMeme 4 points5 points ago

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Rabbit runs like a horse.

[–]TheTwatTwiddler 1 point2 points ago

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I'll bet I can make that a meme.

[–]IveRedditalready 0 points1 point ago

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I'll bet I can twiddle er.. your twat.

[–]Sanitary_Lumpkin 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get the jake..

[–]efrance1 -2 points-1 points ago

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BROTHER!!!

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[–]mrlemax 6 points7 points ago

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This is all too punny for me!

[–]Goofychems 2 points3 points ago

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I've been punndering about Jake's sanity...

[–]JBBJsAreBest 1 point2 points ago

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I react the same for other things.

[–]Lord_of_Womba 0 points1 point ago

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False. You can never love puns too much

[–]Prockzed 24 points25 points ago

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What the hell is making Jake Gyllenhaal react this way?

[–]S1ayer 77 points78 points ago

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A pun thread. Aren't you paying attention?

[–]Prockzed 19 points20 points ago

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Oh you know damn well what I meant.

[–]ICanMakeThisAMeme 7 points8 points ago*

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I also know Well What but I wouldn't damn the man.

[–]LNMagic 14 points15 points ago

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"Oh my god! I'm wearing a shirt! How did that happen?"

[–]StreamOfThought 22 points23 points ago

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"Oh my god! I'm Jake Gyllenhaal! I'm famous, handsome, and have lots of money!"

This is how I imagine every morning goes for him.

[–]flinxsl 0 points1 point ago

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He could hardly clip his excitement.

[–]kelcinator 11 points12 points ago

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[–]FoghatIsAmazing 3 points4 points ago

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She is sexy in a crazy kind of way.

[–]shakensparco 5 points6 points ago

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My reaction is "Oh, all the good puns are taken. Maybe next time."

Next time never comes.

[–]CoNiGMa 4 points5 points ago

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"pun thread" should be renamed to "silly string"

[–]i_want_more_foreskin 38 points39 points ago

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Pun threads are fucking horrible.

[–]david_n_m_bond 29 points30 points ago

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Poor Horrible. He didn't deserve that fate.

[–]ICanMakeThisAMeme 8 points9 points ago

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Let's start a fund for Poor Horrible.

[–]montysaurus -2 points-1 points ago

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don't worry, i'm sure they aren't rough with him.

[–]TheTwatTwiddler -4 points-3 points ago

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Yeah, good old Poor Rob Horrible. He lived down the street from my cousin

[–]preciousroy77 0 points1 point ago

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can i watch?

[–]UncleDozer -5 points-4 points ago

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But foreskin seems okay.

[–]ConcernedCitizen852 6 points7 points ago

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my reaction when i see a pun thread

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[–]ConcernedCitizen852 1 point2 points ago

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i resent your implication that i visit that place

[–]Contero 54 points55 points ago

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[–]petekill 18 points19 points ago

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Seriously. Thank god for the "Hide child comments" button.

[–]ICanMakeThisAMeme 8 points9 points ago

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I can confirm that this doesn't work IRL

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Yeah I agree. There should be some kind of punishment on here for this bullshit.

[–]RichJMoney 2 points3 points ago

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teehee, your comment itself was punish.

[–]IHatePuns 15 points16 points ago

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I disagree.

[–]Bouse 5 points6 points ago

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Two relevant user names?

[–]francesc0[S] 4 points5 points ago

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I like you

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[–]TheTwatTwiddler 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, and I'll bet I can make that a meme.

[–]AlisonCreates 11 points12 points ago

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I can't stand them.

[–]WarPhalange 6 points7 points ago

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Me neither. I instantly downvote everybody who participates in one. Sometimes this takes a while as there are so many people involved. I know my efforts are futile, but dammit, I have my principles.

[–]Khiva 2 points3 points ago

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You are doing God's work, sir.

[–]Nesman64 0 points1 point ago

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I was under the impression that OP's image was him slapping some bitches.

[–]alibee123 2 points3 points ago

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I'm desperate to know what is actually going on in this clip. Why did he do that?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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They played a scene from Secretary.

[–]alibee123 0 points1 point ago

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Significantly less funny that I thought. =(

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That's wrong. I'm not dressed exactly like that.

[–]Multe 2 points3 points ago

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youtube link please?

[–]AlfalfaKnight 2 points3 points ago

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That man and his beard are some of the most delicious things to have ever graced the Earth

[–]Indeedee 2 points3 points ago

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Really? because I don't gif a fuck.

[–]bigben94 12 points13 points ago

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Was hoping for a pun thread in these comments :(

[–]francesc0[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Not if I can help it!

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[–]TheTwatTwiddler 1 point2 points ago

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Amen, sometimes it just gets carried away. Actually, I'll bet I can make that a meme.

[–]FuckCleverness 1 point2 points ago

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Puns are gay

[–]Matti_Matti_Matti 1 point2 points ago

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Gays are fun

[–]DENelson83 0 points1 point ago

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Funs are relli.

[–]Madonkadonk 2 points3 points ago

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I mean they are all in good pun...

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

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I am Jaken aback by the accuracy of this gif

[–]AetherIsWaiting 0 points1 point ago

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what is that from? i wanna watch it.

[–]knizzle 0 points1 point ago

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That gif made me laugh so much. I watched it again to see why, and it still got me! Man, well done.

[–]Slaich 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone know where this is from? I've seen it a few times now, but nobody wants to tell me where it's from. This is making me a sad panda. Anyone? Please? Pretty please? With sugarlips on top?

[–]Ritoki 0 points1 point ago

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Dat Jake!

[–]Svennusmax 0 points1 point ago

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Ah Jake. The talented one of the Gyllen..... pfffrrrt..... sorry, can't type this with a straight face.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I just downvote.

[–]CouncilmanDougWilson 0 points1 point ago

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I'm actually kind of sick of the pun threads. They are sort of like a bad Family Guy joke that just goes on for way too long.

[–]Superdude01 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, I laughed at that way more than I actually should've done...

[–]DorkothyParker 0 points1 point ago

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All right, where's the camera?

[–]STEVERODGERS 0 points1 point ago

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This thread is no fun without any puns in it.

[–]seabiscuit5 0 points1 point ago

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it's the karate kid at his therapist

[–]Cockaroach 1 point2 points ago

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I like pun threads, jus saying c:

[–]therealxris 2 points3 points ago

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..you seem to have forgotten your back-slash.

[–]Cockaroach 1 point2 points ago

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c:/

[–]pRoded 0 points1 point ago

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c:\

[–]Cockaroach 0 points1 point ago

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c: |

[–]wafflestomp -1 points0 points ago

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Just another in a long list of things I think is killing Reddit.

[–]francesc0[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I wouldn't got that far.

[–]wafflestomp 1 point2 points ago

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I mean pun threads, not you :)

[–]HighlifeTTU 4 points5 points ago

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Pun threads have been around a long long time. I have a very odd and admittedly puntastic sense of humor so I appreciate them. In fact, I'd say they've improved my work experience. There isn't much you can do at work to be funny, but a well placed pun is generally appreciated.

But alas, people downvote for things they personal don't like, even though others may enjoy it. It's why we as humans are so fucked up, we care only for our own pleasures and believe everyone else should feel the same way. That guy likes something I hate?!?! Servant, fetch my downvotes so I may properly express my hatred for this man's joy through a proper down arrow!

[–]Valknut -3 points-2 points ago

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I don't find this punny at all.

[–]Fugitivebush -2 points-1 points ago

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... And we are damn right proud of that reaction. Thank you very much!

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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a fun head

[–]denim-chicken -1 points0 points ago

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Puns are for people who aren't actually funny