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[–]bigbabich 7 points8 points ago

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Rule #1: Just because you're altimeter says 1000 ft, doesn't mean there isn't ground at 800 ft

Rule #2: No, you may NOT have another plane.

[–]bipo 1 point2 points ago

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Rule #3: Your =/= you're.

[–]bigbabich 0 points1 point ago

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Dear lord! I committed a cardinal sin! This will literally make my head explode!

[–]nomcopter 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Ruzihm 2 points3 points ago

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I like to imagine the plane saying "Bye, buddy! I'll see you around later". before zooming off into the sunset where all the planes live.

:3

[–]Scarbane 2 points3 points ago

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That's one way to avoid having to land the plane.

[–]ayures 4 points5 points ago

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Ouch. That's a Thunderbird, too.

[–]MinorStoner 0 points1 point ago

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I was there! It was a huge explosion. Didn't think the man got out alive.

[–]Geekv2 1 point2 points ago

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I feel sorry for the guy... He's no longer allowed to fly with the Thunderbirds, but only because he had the wrong airport elevation, plus the Air Force's restrictions on such a maneuver allowed for such events to happen. That must really suck.

Then again, if I were the Air Force, I wouldn't let someone fly after crashing a $20 million plane.

[–]mmmjr16 7 points8 points ago

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Reading Reddit while doing Statistics HW, then....

BAM!

[–]robbor 1 point2 points ago

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How is the plane going to land? What? Oh . . . . shit

[–]rambeazy 3 points4 points ago

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Big gulps, huh?

[–]prettymucheverywhere 0 points1 point ago

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aaaalright

[–]ZiM628 0 points1 point ago

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well see you later

[–]bradwasheresoyeah 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing for me here.

[–]menasan 0 points1 point ago

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i would like to see a video ~ because ejecting, at low altitude none the less - can cause serious permanent health issues.

[–]darth_something 10 points11 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alo_XWCqNUQ video starts around 20 seconds in.

[–]savro 5 points6 points ago

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The pilot is likely ejecting for a good reason. Probably the plane is about to crash.

Being in a jet crashing to the ground at high speeds can cause permanent health issues - like death. :)

[–]MooMix 0 points1 point ago

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...and if you die, you've lost a very important part of your life.

[–]T0tai 1 point2 points ago

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brooke shields? Is that you?

[–]BaqAttaq 0 points1 point ago

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Remember where we parked!

[–]ayo4playdoh 0 points1 point ago

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nothing to do here...

[–]darthseris -1 points0 points ago

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Nothing to do here!

[–]34luna -1 points0 points ago

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Nothing to see here.

[–]HomieGSkillitBiskitt -1 points0 points ago

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Nothing to do here.

[–]Mattsgalley -1 points0 points ago

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nothing to do here

[–]MikeTheBum -3 points-2 points ago

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I'll just leave this here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fneJKLXKj_s