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[–]tacticalcrono 194 points195 points ago

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[–]Bidonet[S] 75 points76 points ago

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I left this one out too

[–]drabus 67 points68 points ago

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This one, too. (When you see it...)

[–]craigslisp 38 points39 points ago

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blimey, that looks just like a little..

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

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JOHNSON!
What do you think you're doing with that..

[–]imgreekyo 31 points32 points ago

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pecker!

wait that's not a woodpecker.. it looks like someone's...

[–]infinite_ideation 30 points31 points ago

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Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard. Is that a...

[–]Vitalstatistix 27 points28 points ago

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Willy, you're free! Just watch out for that...

[–]marquizzo 21 points22 points ago

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Cock! That cock has rabies, and it might bite you in the...

[–]NotAmishSoStopAsking 27 points28 points ago

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penis.

[–]foomoffu 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rileyrulesu -2 points-1 points ago

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Leg.

[–]reddutch 2 points3 points ago

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Cock, that's what we call male chickens. Timmy stop playing with...

[–]thejohnnyfine 1 point2 points ago

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PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--

[–]iliveonapalebluedot 2 points3 points ago

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2 balls!

[–]exwellsfargoemployee 1 point2 points ago

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What am I missing?

[–]isaactr 1 point2 points ago

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If you look in the vicinity of the male officers crotch, there is a small little pipe coming out of the back of the bus.

[–]likethemonkey 1 point2 points ago

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I had to look at the pic's URL to figure that one out.

[–]pklck 0 points1 point ago

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notice where the tail pipe is...

[–]TheNyn -2 points-1 points ago

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Women don't need bulletproof vests in the kitchen.

[–]d00m3d_d00d 1 point2 points ago

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Unless your cooking meth. Meth, not even once.

[–]Philthese93 0 points1 point ago

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ZING!

[–]strangeapple 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like Xzibit at the beginning of his career.

[–]thevideoclown 0 points1 point ago

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Yo dawg we trafficked you while in traffic so you can traffic while you are in traffic

[–]timefortheinternet 0 points1 point ago

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we put people in your luggage compartments so you can...

[–]ViewSonik 1 point2 points ago

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have your luggage organized while you ride?

[–]staticfish 11 points12 points ago

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Must suck getting the aeroplane seat.

[–]sonic911 0 points1 point ago

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OP. Just so you know....dudelol just stole this

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point ago

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I hope the JAWS theme song is playing.

[–]larholm -3 points-2 points ago

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Vagina dentata ¤_o

[–]evilspoons 56 points57 points ago

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The Duracell one makes me laugh, it's quite clever.

I'm kind of curious about the train of thought that led to the guy splattered on the front window, though. It looks like it might block the driver's line of sight... ironically, to where pedestrians may have stepped out in front of the bus. I know you can kind of see through those vinyl wraps but if the sun is catching them at the right angle they're as good as a solid wall.

Also: what's up with the garbage truck one?

[–]2500kcal 37 points38 points ago

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It says: "Don't make a garbarge truck out of your bus" I think it's a campaign against littering in public transport.

[–]arienh4 5 points6 points ago

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It's a part of the Nederland Schoon (Netherlands Clean) campaign that's been running for a few years. The catch-phrase being "With the same ease you use a garbage can" except it rhymes in Dutch.

[–]biggiepants 0 points1 point ago

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Which is paid for by the soda companies, so we can keep buying plastic containers (instead of glass).

[–]meltedlaundry 1 point2 points ago

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I remember reading about the bus driver who started defecating into little plastic bags and would then toss them out the window at different stops. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'littering in public transport'.

[–]frontpagesucks 13 points14 points ago

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Splattered guy bus says "Use the crosswalk," for the record.

[–]Kryhavok 15 points16 points ago

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Better question: What's up with the one that says "Stepping in front of a bus kills." Maybe I'm just missing it, but I don't see anything clever about that one.

[–]LessThan3 47 points48 points ago

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Underneath it says "You wouldn't ignore this warning. Why ignore them on cigarette packs?"

[–]dontmindmeimdrunk 40 points41 points ago

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Woah, do your eyes have some sort of JPEG artifact removal system? Quick, procreate!

[–]Zopoko 10 points11 points ago

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Enhance!

[–]Legoandsprit[!] 3 points4 points ago

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Zoom!

[–]dontmindmeimdrunk 4 points5 points ago

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CSeye

[–]yParticle 4 points5 points ago

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Indeed. It's the amazing pattern recognition capabilities of The Brain.

[–]Tmeesseman 8 points9 points ago

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I'm the marketing manager for a company that does vehicle wraps. This type of material is two-way so you can see through it on the other side and it doesn't obstruct your view. It's pretty cool stuff.

[–]evilspoons 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, I am aware they're perforated, but I am saying in spite of the perforations if the light catches them at the wrong angle they become as good as an opaque wall to the driver.

My dad is a retired bus driver with 32 years service, he detests the wraps because in the winter when there's glare off the snow you can't see a god damn thing out the side of the bus with wraps over the windows (in situations in which there otherwise would be visibility).

The local transit authority recently seems to have eased up on putting wraps over bus windows.

[–]Tmeesseman 0 points1 point ago

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That is true. We have this material on the front windows of our building and when it rains, you can't see shit outside.

[–]Bidonet[S] 1 point2 points ago

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The one with the guy splattered on the front window must have small holes all over it so you don't see them from the outside but you can clearly see through from the inside.

[–]marquizzo 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, most bus advertisements come in a mesh canvas where it's dense enough to be seen from the outside, but has enough holes to not deprive the people inside from a good view. That's why sometimes the artwork looks very opaque when on the chassis of the bus, but a little transparent when it hits the windows.

Look at the Jaeger logo, for example.

[–][deleted] 101 points102 points ago

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The "Don't Jump" bus made me laugh. Then it made me sad.

[–]munchee420 5 points6 points ago

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Best one, even if it's faked.

[–]Jyana 1 point2 points ago

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It's not faked. I remember it winning an award in the Communication Arts Advertising Annual when I was in college.

This completely blew my mind at the time for it's creative use of untapped media in relevant way without feeling gimmicky.

More Info

[–]Lordrandall 13 points14 points ago

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That one has to be a Photoshop. Look at the pixels!

[–]douglasr007 11 points12 points ago

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I love pixels.

[–]thebillmac3 45 points46 points ago

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"Where is my mind?" is my favorite song by them.

[–]FamilyToad 9 points10 points ago

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No, you're thinking of the Pixies. Pixels are writing instruments with graphite cores and rubber ends used for erasing mistakes.

[–]guinness_blaine 8 points9 points ago

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No, you're thinking of pencils. Pixels are delicious dough treats twisted into interesting shapes.

[–]JiangWei23 7 points8 points ago

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No, you're thinking of pretzels. Pixels is a US animation studio known for making heart-warming CG movies loved by all ages.

[–]Vilvos 2 points3 points ago

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No, you're thinking of Pixar. Pixels are microscopic parasites found in the apaya plant, which is used to produce tissues and toilet paper; the parasites occasionally survive the papering process and can survive on the tissue/toilet paper for several months, infecting anyone who uses the the infested paper.

[–]douglasr007 4 points5 points ago

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No, you're thinking of bullshit.

[–]k3rn3 1 point2 points ago

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You win.

[–]Havocreator 1 point2 points ago

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No, you're thinking of Pixar. A pixel is is a subcompact automobile that was produced by the Ford Motor Company for the 1971–1980 model years.

[–]mitchsurp 1 point2 points ago

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No, you're thinking of a Pinto.

[–]k3rn3 1 point2 points ago

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Nope. Try again next time.

[–]ViralDisease 0 points1 point ago

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No, that's Pixar. Pixels are a flavoured sugar in little paper tubes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Figured. I couldn't imagine the company's advertising division getting that one passed.

[–]Kinseyincanada 1 point2 points ago

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It's not faked, it was done a long time ago thou I think it won an award

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I wondered about that. The idea of it is hilarious, but in actuality it's in pretty poor taste.

[–]Wheeler14 0 points1 point ago

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I really hope it isn't. That is a great ad and great placement.

[–]FilterOutBullshit3 22 points23 points ago

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Yeah... the big bus with the smaller bus painted on is just waiting for someone to not be paying attention.

[–]exscape 8 points9 points ago

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Several of these look rather dangerous to me.

[–]ReviloC 11 points12 points ago

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Why is the man in the last picture lunging to work?

[–]iheartSPACEDICKS 37 points38 points ago

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He's in London, everyone's in a hurry in in London.

If you aren't in a hurry, GET OUT OF LONDON.

[–]ReviloC 10 points11 points ago

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And get out Quickly! Oh wait, then you are hurrying, so can stay in London?

[–]gne1217 1 point2 points ago

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In in

[–]shnuffy 17 points18 points ago

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It's England, he's silly-walking.

[–]JOKasten 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone in the bathroom at work just heard me giggle audibly while taking a dump.

[–]BeatlesForSale 11 points12 points ago

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Didn't you know? All of us in Britain walk like we're from a Monty Python sketch, or are trying to look like we're on the cover of Abbey Road.

[–]ReviloC 0 points1 point ago

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As a Londoner myself, I have never noticed it, but that is probably due to my "London Ignorance," I shall keep an eye out for it tonight.

[–]BeatlesForSale 0 points1 point ago

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May I suggest zebra crossings as a good place to start. Look for people in packs of four traveling single file.

[–]seedpoppy 7 points8 points ago*

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I work in advertising and its interesting to note that none of the U.S. versions actually exist, they're just comps (concept images)... Companies in the states like to see cool ideas on paper but when it comes to actually executing them anything that isn't safe gets shut down. I think its because corporations here mirror our government, in that they are both bureaucratic labyrinths. Every once and a while you can sneak something up the ladder but those opportunities are few and far between. This also why most of the really creative advertising and design you see here in the U.S. comes from smaller companies, where there are less hoops to jump through and they are more willing to take a chance on something that could make or break them.

Edit: I realize to the outside observer that it might be hard to look at some of these really cool ideas and understand why someone would be afraid to execute them... but these are the same people that still think television commercials are a viable advertising format.

[–]Mozzy 3 points4 points ago

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Funny, I thought corporations mirror our government because they run our government.

[–]seedpoppy 0 points1 point ago

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I don't disagree with that at all.

[–]TheFecalJesus 1 point2 points ago

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I too work in advertising and we recently produced one of these busses. The concept was taken from one of the images in the OP. Worked out great for the client!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And thus, the good mood food campaign was born.

[–]NotQuiteDagny 17 points18 points ago

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I didn't know Norway had hosted the World Championship in accordion playing. Then again, I didn't know such a thing exists. What on earth do they compete in?

[–]Nutella_the_Hun 73 points74 points ago

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Probably a building of some sort.

[–]froese 26 points27 points ago

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"But that's not important now"

[–]MikeBruski 13 points14 points ago

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looks like I picked the wrong day to quit looking at bus ads.

[–]dollarglis 2 points3 points ago

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And clothes.

[–]nachof 13 points14 points ago

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Accordion playing, I think.

[–]Sine_qua_non 0 points1 point ago

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What on earth do they compete in?

Don't know for a fact, but I would guess in some kind of auditorium??

[–]Taniwha_NZ 0 points1 point ago

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Pants?

[–]jaeman2011 -2 points-1 points ago

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Bitch...I'm a bus!

[–]dearsomething 9 points10 points ago

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[–]D_SAC 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jasonbeee 15 points16 points ago

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LIKE A BUS.

[–]GhostalMedia 0 points1 point ago

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Dick in a bus.

[–]Umsakis 3 points4 points ago

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I hate ads that cover the windows, I need to be able to see outside or my motion sickness ejects the contents of my stomach out of spite.

[–]foxtrottuniform 8 points9 points ago

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[–]mollaby38 8 points9 points ago*

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Okay I think I'm thick because you're going to have to explain the "fail" here.

Edit: Tailpipe penis. Got it.

[–]TheGreatZarquon 2 points3 points ago

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Check the location of the tailpipe.

[–]klaq 1 point2 points ago

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placement of the tailpipe

[–]aimeerolu 1 point2 points ago

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Where the exhaust pipe is, I think. Maybe.

[–]craaackle[!] 1 point2 points ago

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TAILPIPE!

[–]alphanovember 0 points1 point ago

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Look at the tailpipe.

[–]AnythingOther 2 points3 points ago

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I love the one from Brazil with the guy splattered on the front windshield. It says cross only at the (appropriate) lanes.

[–]Red_Swisher 5 points6 points ago

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I want to talk to the woman who volunteered to be in the first one. "Ok, we are looking for an actor that looks fat enough to tip a bus, YOU lady will do. Skinny actors can go home"

[–]somnambulistrex 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone else imagine that the guy in the last photo is this guy?

[–]sjk97 5 points6 points ago

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Didn't you know? Everyone in London walks like that.

[–]Siinus 2 points3 points ago

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The second one, with the snake, is from Copenhagen(Denmark). It stops right outside of the city zoo. People had a very weird look on their faces, the first time they saw it. It was epic!

[–]BaconIsBacon 2 points3 points ago

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Do the ad agencies sit around designing buss ads to pitch to the clients or do the clients say "we need a creative bus ad, ad agency"

[–]ballness10 0 points1 point ago

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Ad creative here, agencies usually pitch to clients depending on the given budget. That's not to say clients wont come to meetings with their own "ideas"

[–]Lasallexc 2 points3 points ago

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r/busporn?

[–]irawwwr 2 points3 points ago

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[–]bobbles 2 points3 points ago

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I dont get the 'stepping in front of a bus' one.. am I missing something obvious? (or is it just text..)

[–]Starly24 1 point2 points ago

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Underneath it says "You wouldn't ignore this warning. Why ignore them on cigarette packs?"

Go thank LessThan3 for that :)

[–]Logia 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, I wish I had some of this in my country.

[–]pubgrub 2 points3 points ago

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Really nice! Here's my favourite bus

[–]cmdaniels 6 points7 points ago

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This is a bus going around Philadelphia now...

I've always wanted a bus-sized cheesesteak.

[–]yawetag12 12 points13 points ago

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Am I the only one that read it as:

PAPS king of SMEARS

9th & Pussyfunk Ave.

Edit: It made for a weird guessing on what the background photo was.

[–]Iridium191 7 points8 points ago

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Look, the bus is headed for Penis Landing too.

[–]bachwasbaroque 1 point2 points ago

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Just moved to Philly and for the longest time I kept reading Penns Landing as Penis Landing. Got dick on the mind.

[–]cmdaniels 2 points3 points ago

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I can see how you thought that... but no, you're probably the only one.

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[–]yawetag12 1 point2 points ago

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"And your address, Mr. TheAss?"

"69 Pussyfunk Avenue."

[silence] "Could you repeat that again, please, sir?"

"Yes. 69 Pussyfunk Avenue."

[silence] "Ooookay. Have a great day!" click

[–]korri 1 point2 points ago

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who hasn't?

[–]canadamoose18 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this just yesterday around 38th and Spruce.

[–]headless_bourgeoisie 14 points15 points ago

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FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: WACKY BUS DESIGNS!! HILARIOUS!!

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[–]sil3ntgh0st 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to post this, but then I thought no one would remember the joke, then ctrl-f'd "bitch" and found you. Upvotes sir.

[–]imyourconscience 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MeGrimlock4 1 point2 points ago

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The airplane bus one first made me think the bus was humping the other bus...I was oddly intrigued.

[–]werny 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ILikeSalmon 1 point2 points ago

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The one with the smaller bus inside the bigger one says big bus becomes little bus.

I think it's in Taiwan because it's in traditional Chinese.

[–]i_hate_usernames 0 points1 point ago

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It's actually in Hong Kong. We have 2 types of buses here, the double deckers and the single-deck light bus. Basically the ad is for some diet product, saying that it can turn a double decker to a light bus.

[–]WuhanWTF 1 point2 points ago

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4th one.

The Trollbus is born.

[–]bus_troll 0 points1 point ago

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'scuse me?

[–]yesativity 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MFchimichanga 1 point2 points ago

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For the last one I read "Thanks London, your helping children be chicken organs". But then I thought wait a minute, that's not right.

[–]recteur_36 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BakulaSelleck92 3 points4 points ago

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I don't get the weight watchers one, and it's on there twice...

[–]evilspoons 13 points14 points ago

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Looks like that's been fixed. Also... the decal is tilted so that the bus looks like it's tipping to the right when it's not. And there's only one person sitting in the fake window... implying she's fat and responsible for tilting the bus.

[–]shnuffy 14 points15 points ago

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Further implying nobody wants to be that person, so sign up for Weight Watchers fatty.

[–]SHFT 1 point2 points ago

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and no heart transplant for you. at least not until i can get a new liver.

[–]yellowhat 6 points7 points ago

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wow, offensive advertising

[–]simohayha 11 points12 points ago

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Confirmed for fatty

[–]bw2002 8 points9 points ago

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Grow up. Obesity isn't normal, no matter how much PC people whine. Fat people are unhealthy, unattractive, and unproductive in society.

[–]waldron76 4 points5 points ago

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Let me explain the difference those three:

unhealthy

That's a fact.

unattractive

That's an opinion (although an opinion many will agree with).

unproductive in society

That's uncited, and probably a stereotype.

Glad I could help.

[–]funkengruven88 1 point2 points ago

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Thats a fact.

Actually it's not. Holding weight actually is not harmful at all, however they way most people acquire it is incredibly unhealthy, and do the damages that are normally written off as being caused by the weight, when in fact the weight is just one of many possible byproducts of getting unhealthy. (It's not required though, there are tons of skinny people who are in horrible shape and are unhealthy) They have been unable to find credible links between simply having fat and being unhealthy.

[–]waldron76 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting. I haven't heard that before. So, theoretically, you could become fat in a way that kept you healthy?

[–]funkengruven88 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed you could. There actually ARE healthy people who are 100 pounds overweight. It's really more about how the weight got there. If you got it by being sedentary and by eating horrible food, then you will be incredibly unhealthy. But if you are fat because of most any other reason, staying in shape but eating too much healthy food, hormone issues, genetics (yes it was proven that it plays a part), or even a medical condition will not give you much problems in comparison to eating badly and sitting around.

It's primarily about the toxic foods/snacks/candy/soda most people eat/drink. Those things cause huge issues for your body. As long as you can do what your skinny friends can without getting winded like a pair of bellows, you're probably ok. (It's ridiculous that there are many incredibly unhealthy skinny people, and yet people still think that someone being fat instantly means they're unhealthy...)

[–]PurpleCapybara 1 point2 points ago

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Need the batteries decal for my Prius. So much confusion...

[–]IkLms 0 points1 point ago

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You drive a Prius? That fucking sucks.

[–]kartoffeldego 1 point2 points ago

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The 6th picture from the top with the smoker is from Oslo, and you can see the royal palace in the background.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The 10th picture from the top with the accordion is also from Oslo. Skøyen if I'm not wrong. It's not bus number 37 so it must be number 20. Yes, I am sure. Definitely not number 37. The picture is a bit outdated.

[–]KellyTheET 0 points1 point ago

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I bet the bus drivers really love the ones that cover the windshield... "Not this crap again."

[–]Red_Swisher 1 point2 points ago

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Im sure it is Perforated vinyl, It doesn't alter the vision of the driver too much, there are laws about obstructing the front windshield in the US so it wouldn't fly here.(Wraped cars/buses for years)

[–]KellyTheET 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine it would still cause issues. Anything hindering a driver's vision is not good, especially when it is a big heavy bus full of people.

[–]Rockytriton 0 points1 point ago

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1st one is the best

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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That was entertaining.

[–]gc161 0 points1 point ago

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Is it ironic that while looking at this a metal part of my desk chair broke and I crashed into the floor? I'm just happy I wasn't taking a sip of my coffee at the time.

For the record I'm about 200 pounds and 6'1". Wouldn't consider myself huge, but a little overweight. Damn.

edit: oh wait, there's more than just the first one? too busy noticing the shooting pain in my arm.

[–]BlackTuesday 0 points1 point ago

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Badass

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[–]GropingPapaElf 0 points1 point ago

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A for effort?

[–]LetsGetRamblin 0 points1 point ago

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I woulda called this bus-iness.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The snake one actually scared me a bit!

[–]redworm 0 points1 point ago

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we had some portal 2 buses in chicago for a while. the other one, naturally, had the orange portal

[–]infanticide_holiday 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else remember when someone wrote 'Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt' on the roof of a bus? Can't find the pic.

[–]_Wilfred_ 0 points1 point ago

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simply wonderful

never have i ever seen an album full of such delightful bus photos

[–]ColonelFlashman 0 points1 point ago

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I think the Dr Best one is outside Hamburg Hauptbahnhof

[–]kittypoop 0 points1 point ago

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Funny, the simplest yet most amusing was the "don't jump" bus.

[–]szchm 0 points1 point ago

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Haha yeah, self-defenestration is hilarious.

[–]chefmcduck 0 points1 point ago

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Mr Feeny cameo in the last pic

[–]Reginald_III 0 points1 point ago

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why am i ever more dissapointed in my own country, USA. ive never seen a sweet bus ad before! we are so behind the ball.

[–]Radicou 0 points1 point ago

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The career builder one is pretty goddamn grim.

[–]phancci 0 points1 point ago

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The one that says "Don't Jump" in huge letters at the top is a wonderful idea.

It's weird when an advertisement pulls on our heartstrings.

[–]bboystewbawka 0 points1 point ago

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at a glance i thought the hands on the accordion was a goatse bus

[–]EF08F67C-9ACD-49A2-B 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone else dislike these? It makes me not want to ride the bus. It just feels demeaning to the riders.

[–]cbfw86 0 points1 point ago

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The smoking one is genius.

[–]xx23465xx 0 points1 point ago

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needs more jpeg artifacts

[–]uguysmakemesick 0 points1 point ago

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i've been to weightwatchers and they are a bunch of very kind people. i'm sorry but i just feel this advertisement is in poor taste and may deter potential clients who feel they'll be ridiculed if they join.

[–]emospartan911 0 points1 point ago

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"stepping in front of a bus kills" NO SHIT SHERLOCK

[–]SilviuBB[!] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit is easily amused.

I've never thought of stripping out the pictures I receive from forwarded emails, uploading them to IMGUR, and submitting them here as unique.

[–]IntentToContribute 0 points1 point ago

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Graphic Design ftw.

[–]byakko 0 points1 point ago

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[–]OrangeWalrus 0 points1 point ago

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I like the anti-suicide ones =D

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, the subtlety!

[–]Hydroweedmancer 0 points1 point ago

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Guy doing the stanky leg in the last picture > all of the pictures.

[–]lurkerturneduser 0 points1 point ago

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TIL stretch buses exist (The one with the accordion)

I always thought that was something made for Jurassic Park 2.

[–]tabereins 0 points1 point ago

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Mommy, what's that bus doing to that other bus?

[–]tyrano124 0 points1 point ago

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now THAT is what i call creative marketing

[–]henkebacon 0 points1 point ago

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VM i trekkspill!

[–]random_story 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't we have these in America?

[–]ex_ample 0 points1 point ago

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I find these full bus ads obnoxious. Most aren't that interesting. I think we need less advertising in the world.

[–]Schele_Sjakie -1 points0 points ago

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The first image is a Dutch bus.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So is the fourth, but why mention it?

[–]canadianbif -1 points0 points ago

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[–]fap_fap-fap -2 points-1 points ago

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BITCH! WE'RE BUSES!