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[–]shockfyre 10 points11 points ago

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Stop reposting this shit. Seriously. This is older than Jesus Christ himself.

[–]namham 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hoppingvampire -1 points0 points ago

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stop complaining about reposts. this is the 1st time ive seen it.

[–]datoxic 1 point2 points ago

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just becuase YOU have never seen it before means its not a repost?

[–]shockfyre 0 points1 point ago

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Ah. You must be new here.

[–]ROB_64 1 point2 points ago

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LOCATION CONFIRMED. SENDING SUPPLIES

[–]GedTheFlayer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Employur 0 points1 point ago

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Cant let you brew that Starbucks!

[–]mockereo 3 points4 points ago

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You'll never defeat Androooooooooooooooooooos!!

[–]rawresome 0 points1 point ago

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Stop

[–]datoxic 0 points1 point ago

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fucking repost.

[–]scorpion347 0 points1 point ago

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should have done the damn barrel roll...

[–]donkeyrocket 0 points1 point ago

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It would have been that fuck Slippy who is a wholy useless fleet member dead. That androgynous frog did fuck all except complain and crash.

[–]jakemcd184 0 points1 point ago

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SLIPPY GET BACK HERE

[–]DiegoTheGnome 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this so many times and I've only been on Reddit for 10 days...soo...Sorry guys, I gotta sit this one out.

[–]raygun27 -1 points0 points ago

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"Hey Einstein I'm on your side!"

[–]parastar -2 points-1 points ago

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raise our comrade.

[–]Shimmyshanga -2 points-1 points ago

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raise this

[–]BoothWilkesJohn -2 points-1 points ago

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Would but I had more upvotes to give.

[–]Hoed -1 points0 points ago

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oh wow, oh wow, oh wow

[–]PanzerNoir -1 points0 points ago

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Falco is a pheasant anyway

[–]problemosolver -1 points0 points ago

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my childhood just got its first boner...

[–]zombietrooper -1 points0 points ago

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Weebe Jennen!

[–]BarbaricBeast -4 points-3 points ago

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Fucking Epic.