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[–]HellYeahAaron 105 points106 points ago

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Thats how I look when I use a gas station bathroom.

Hovering and squatting over the toilet.

[–]gello1313 20 points21 points ago

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When I was younger, maybe throughout middle school and beginning of high school, I would only take shits while hovering above the toilet. At home, at school, church, wherever...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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When I was younger, maybe throughout middle school and beginning of high school, I would only take shits while hovering above the toilet. At home, at school, church, wherever...

Wtf? I do it basically anywhere that isn't home but why do you do it at home?

[–]soundofsilence1389 23 points24 points ago

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Toilet spiders.

[–]KaioKen 27 points28 points ago

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[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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No more pooping.

Ever.

[–]stickzilla 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck.

[–]JohnCthulhu 6 points7 points ago

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[–]FaptainAwesome 2 points3 points ago

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I watch this as I'm taking a shit... Fuck me.

[–]MartialFur 0 points1 point ago

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Relax, this isn't real. It was on reddit before and it was debunked.

[–]Efflux 0 points1 point ago

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Prove it!

[–]thizzledance 0 points1 point ago

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Please!?

[–]cresteh 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOOOOOOO

[–]DireAngel 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Yoshistrider -1 points0 points ago

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FUCK YOU!

[–]dewright23 0 points1 point ago

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I always had to watch out for those as a kid. We only had an outhouse and it was full of spiders.

Interesting how as a kid it never bothered me to sit down on a hole in a piece of wood, but now I get disgusted at a dirty bathroom.

[–]poorsoi 0 points1 point ago

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Is "dewright" an obscure Amish spelling for "Dwight"?

[–]gello1313 1 point2 points ago

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I dont know honestly, I dont do it anymore.. I just had some weird phobia or something haha.

[–]moarroidsplz 1 point2 points ago

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Are you a man or a woman? Because if you're a woman, STOP HOVERING AND GETTING PISS ALL OVER THE SEAT.

[–]flied_lice -1 points0 points ago

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God, yes. How do women not know how to pee? Public toilets constantly have pee all over the seats, even if there are seat covers. Do women drip pee all over their pants too? Because I can't see how they can drip everywhere else and not their own clothing...

[–]CoupledPerfect 3 points4 points ago

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As a female, you men don't have very much room to talk. Every morning i wake up to a damp seat and its only me and my husband here. How do you pee with the lights off? I sit on the toilet (in my home) and i don't drip everywhere else that is so gross. I was always told if you sprinkle when you tinkle wipe the seat down afterwards.

[–]nomnomgardettos 4 points5 points ago

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Hey hey hey, don't blame all of us just cuz you married someone with bad aim.

[–]CoupledPerfect 0 points1 point ago

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lol! i have evidence he is not the only one! (watching you through widow as you tinkle late at night! I SEE YOU!)

[–]nomnomgardettos 1 point2 points ago

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...mmmmmmmmm married woman watching me tinkle ;););)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I am thankfully a man (not being sexist but im partial to my member) and have enough dexterity to aim my dingleberry properly with minimal spillage.

[–]CaptainTrips 7 points8 points ago

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Your... your what?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I like to call it my dingleberry on the good days. On the really good days they are referred to affectionately as my gentlemen.

Yes I refer to my member frequently.

[–]CaptainTrips 2 points3 points ago

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DINGLEBERRY IS POOS

[–]thevigg13 0 points1 point ago

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This is the definition I am most familiar with as well. Also, why call your member a berry? I would go with Rod of Masculinity.

[–]nomnomgardettos 0 points1 point ago

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What about dangus?

[–]adomorn 5 points6 points ago

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Isn't a dingleberry a small flake a shit that's stuck to butthair?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Shhhh noone is supposed to know

[–]poorsoi 0 points1 point ago

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It's not about dexterity, it's about the fact that our urine's exit door is covered by folds and flaps. Yours isn't.

[–]falsefalsity 2 points3 points ago

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Bad product design: It has consequences.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well thank god for the absence of folds and flaps on me. That would be damn annoying have to unfold all the folds and open all the flaps before I could relieve myself. One button and one zipper already pisses me off I dont know how you do it.

I feel for you.

[–]unclerummy 0 points1 point ago

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That word... I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Shhhh noone is supposed to know

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Same with me. As a freshman in high school i attributed being able to squat double my weight to doing this my whole life.

[–]nomnomgardettos 2 points3 points ago

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"Wow how can you squat double your own weight?" "I always hover over the toilet while I shit."

[–]BeSsen 1 point2 points ago

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Haha I must be one of the few who takes hover shits anywhere. My ass ain´t touching no toilet including mine.

[–]gello1313 5 points6 points ago

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Ya same here, I dont hover any more though - its all about the toilet paper barrier baby..

[–]Retsoka 4 points5 points ago

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You have a virgin ass.

[–]paranormalskr 0 points1 point ago

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i do it everywhere, and even weirdly wash my hands before and after using the bathroom because my job is so dirty....

[–]Retsoka 0 points1 point ago

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You clean toilets or something?

[–]paranormalskr 0 points1 point ago

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no, Im a registered nurse.

[–]MrKabukuluku 0 points1 point ago

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Richard?

[–]jube18 0 points1 point ago

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When halo 1 came out, having played it fully through, every time I went to take a shit I would hover and constantly look down because I was scared a mini flood would swim up the toilet and into my ass hole.

[–]RaptorJesusDesu -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, it was fucking pieces of shit like you that got shit all over the fucking toilet.

Your fucking revulsion to filth was the only fucking reason the bathroom was filthy in the first place. It's the exact same reason that womens' bathrooms are so much filthier than men's bathrooms. Their fear of filth drives them to filth the place all the fuck up just avoiding everything there. Shit on the toilet rim, never flushing, paper towels all the fuck everywhere. Ridiculous. And of course when they make a mess they can't be assed to clean it up because that is filthy too, and there are people PAID to do that...

[–]gello1313 0 points1 point ago

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Hey Fuck you man. I would never leave an apocalyptic type mess in the stall, NEVER. Just cause I hovered doesn't mean Id get shit everywhere.

[–]supermassive_09 -4 points-3 points ago

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all y'all fucking internet nerds! I want to beat the shit out of you! http://imgur.com/F2vFt

[–]gelatin_robot 2 points3 points ago

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Why not just cover the seat with toilet paper?

[–]DOGTOY_ 0 points1 point ago

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Takes way too long to do that with every shit. Plus it's a huge waste of paper.

[–]gelatin_robot 1 point2 points ago

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Do you shit at gas stations on a regular basis?

[–]froderick 3 points4 points ago

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Hovering and squatting over the toilet.

That's how you tend to get piss and shit on the toilet seats in such places. Hovering. Don't do that.

[–]Optimuminimum 1 point2 points ago

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That's worse, don't you get splashback?

[–]citron2k1 1 point2 points ago

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Throw some toilet paper in there b4 u take a shit. That will eliminate splashback.

[–]Phendrana_Drifter 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand the concept of hovering. How on earth do you relax sufficiently?

[–]juicewaffle 18 points19 points ago

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a real Oxman of Steel would scrape himself clean with the toilet paper tube

[–]grandom 2 points3 points ago

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Been there, done that, not a good idea.

[–]Jodok 1 point2 points ago

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I finally stopped laughing at the original post and then I read your comment. Thank you sir.

[–]Jim808 35 points36 points ago

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[–]baxar 21 points22 points ago

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so much funnier after you've seen the video.

[–]Antrikshy 1 point2 points ago

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Now I know I would have said that too.

[–]3DPipes 0 points1 point ago

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I was just about finished laughing at the picture until I saw the video. OW GOD MY SIDES

[–]fastsauce 13 points14 points ago

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It's funny how the top comment is the same exact comment as the top comment in the OP, but by a different user.

[–]zvuk 2 points3 points ago

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I didnt see the comment OP posted there so i posted it because i thought people are missing a lot if they dont read that :D

[–]imajewinchinaubitch -5 points-4 points ago

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I remember when reddit used to scorn youtube users and their dumbass comments

Now the top youtube comments are often funnier than the top reddit comments

reddit comments got crappier and youtube comments got better over the years, holy shit, noone could have predicted this

[–]gosu 8 points9 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

You made your account today.

[–]MetaMantron 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. I'm confused on why a link to the actual video is being "scorned".

[–]HELP_IM_A_BUG911 1 point2 points ago

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comments such as the 3 people who disliked, think Justin Beiber is awesome, First ect are scorned upon. This particular comment was funny which is why it is on reddit not being scorned.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ya bro I know that feel.

[–]nomnomgardettos 0 points1 point ago

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Redditor for 3 months and 3 days. Standing ovation

[–]coopdeloop92 33 points34 points ago

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This was even funnier when it was originally posted a couple months ago.

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/jgki4/i_couldnt_stop_laughing_when_i_first_saw_this/

[–]meowcat92 7 points8 points ago

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i love you

[–]philamatt 3 points4 points ago

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Upvotes for both of you. I clicked this link and I could have sworn I saw this picture with almost the same title a couple months ago.

[–]meowcat92 1 point2 points ago

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You're awesome man

[–]mceppy[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Sorry again. I made sure to go to yours and send an upvote your way

[–]meowcat92 0 points1 point ago

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Fair enough

[–]mceppy[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, that's weird. I wasn't even using reddit until about a month ago. Sorry for inadvertently stealing your link. Odd how we both got that title, though

[–]coopdeloop92 0 points1 point ago

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Doubtful. The video had 16 likes on the top comment when meowcat92 posted it two months ago. Hundreds more from then on.

So for this to be coincidental: 1. You had to screen capture this image within a few days of the original poster. 2. You happened to use the exact same red box instead of a highlighter or a circle. 3. You happened to save the image for 2 months from original screen capturing date. 4. You thought of almost the exact same title. 5. You decided after lurking Reddit for 1 month that you'd post a screenshot from 2 months ago.

NOPE. You just got CSI'd.

[–]mceppy[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm sorry, but your logic is flawed. You're under the assumption that I was the one that did the screen-capture. The truth of the matter is that I use something called Stumble. I came across this screen-capture with stumble and laughed so hard. And seeing as I haven't seen it since I've started using Reddit, I figure might as well post it. The similar titles are merely coincidental. For further evidence, I submit my post history. You'll see that there's nothing in there that would support your claim that I purposely reposted this from meowcat92. I'm sorry, but the truth shall always win.

[–]coopdeloop92 0 points1 point ago

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Fair enough. I was wrong.

[–]NonAmerican 0 points1 point ago

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TO THE PITCHFORK I SAY.

[–]homertone 19 points20 points ago

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"Why can't I stop laughing at this?"

Because you are 12.

[–]labarna -2 points-1 points ago

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Thank you! I can't believe that someone wouldn't be able to stop laughing never mind start laughing at this image. It's not that funny... also it's rare that people cannot stop laughing, and if they can't it's a pretty serious medical condition.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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The dude abides

[–]kudzukosh 1 point2 points ago

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Truly

[–]phoenixflow 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of the top comment for this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5FR_i-EbDc

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Because you're an immature child who still laughs at poop jokes on youtube?

[–]meowcat92 8 points9 points ago*

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ah you mother fucker Karma whoring off my post. You couldn't even change the title?!

[–]gloomdoom 1 point2 points ago

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Because you've seen it on reddit about 12 other times?

[–]PoissonRouge 1 point2 points ago

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Because you're thirteen years old apparently

[–]kckzi 5 points6 points ago

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Worst feeling in the world is running out of toilet paper when you live alone. You then have to make the choice of taking the shittiest shower of your life (and probably ruin a rag or towel), or going to the nearest store to pick up just toilet paper. Pick the shower and risk the towel. Nothing worse than waiting in line with other people and wondering if they notice you buying just toilet paper, your unusually wide steps (intense mudbutt), and the smell. Chances are they notice.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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You then have to make the choice of taking the shittiest shower of your life (and probably ruin a rag or towel),

Do you not wash your ass when you shower?

[–]xenon21 3 points4 points ago

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My niece of 4 years ran out of toilet paper just the other day and, waxing poetic as she typically does, coined her very first poop-shuffle "mudwalking."

[–]mister_kay 0 points1 point ago

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She best be a comedian when she is older. That is gold!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Just buy a bidet and you'll never look back.

[–]fetuspiston 0 points1 point ago*

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But can you trust the machines to wipe your anus properly? seems like to big of a priority to trust to porcelain that squirts your bum.

[–]medietic 2 points3 points ago

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Why don't you just clean yourself up when you get to the store, before you buy the toilet paper?

[–]Cleeeeek 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]isl1985 3 points4 points ago

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Because it's funny as.... shit.

[–]kudzukosh 6 points7 points ago

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Because you do do your exercises.

[–]AriBanana 2 points3 points ago

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Because it's true...

[–]RNCaptain -2 points-1 points ago

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poop.

[–]ajdrausal -2 points-1 points ago

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crap.

[–]Xairix 4 points5 points ago

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I actually registered just to upvote the shit out of this. I may or may not have urinated in my trousers, thanks for that.

[–]thelosthansen 2 points3 points ago

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I like your dedication sir

[–]acarney 1 point2 points ago*

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I can't either. The combination of the comment and picture is incredible.

p.s. this post made me laugh so hard, that I had to comment... making this my first comment on reddit.

[–]lemonadegame 1 point2 points ago

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STRAIGHT UP REPOST

[–]Mark_Lincoln -1 points0 points ago

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Why can't you stop laughing at that?

Because you are not very bright.

[–]fetuspiston 0 points1 point ago

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Do you find yourself in this situation quite often that you can relate? Otherwise I don't know why you're laughing so much.

[–]thagannn 0 points1 point ago

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Because.. it's funny!

[–]somanychins 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the video was going to be of zuzana NSFW, and was slightly disappointed. I could watch her work out so much.

[–]litayoliechi 0 points1 point ago

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This just made me lol at work for the first time in weeks. Upvotes for you~

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

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This just made me lol 
at work for the first time in 
weeks. Upvotes for you~

[–]CircumcisedSpine 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, wait until you see little old ladies doing it. (I spend a lot of time in physical therapy, been going for years... And I've done this exercise).

[–]Javier_the_Janitor 0 points1 point ago

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That's a serious case of fuckarounditis

[–]swlodychak 0 points1 point ago

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I logged in to upvote. Well done.

[–]randombabble 0 points1 point ago

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Who else tried to play the image?

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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That's how I look like when I'm doing squats.

Ohwait..

[–]datn 0 points1 point ago

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Whereas this is downright creepy.

[–]escobari 0 points1 point ago

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I need tp for my bunghole

[–]FrancisPR7 0 points1 point ago

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I cant be the only one who tried pressing play

[–]Ftangz 0 points1 point ago

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Because lowest common denominator.

[–]CheshireFrog 0 points1 point ago

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You, sir, made my week.

[–]-vOv- 0 points1 point ago

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Because it's true for you too.

[–]toilet_guy 0 points1 point ago

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At a public port-a-potty I had to end up using my socks to clean myself. Unfortunate undertaking.

[–]Revanx17 0 points1 point ago

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because insanity is hereditary?

[–]sativoxinse 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Vexal 0 points1 point ago

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Because you're an immature idiot

[–]burba 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for 12 good seconds of laughter.

[–]Atlanticlantern 0 points1 point ago

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Suddenly, I'm not sure if youtube comments are getting smarter, or if redditors are getting dumber.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Qwixzo 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why you can't stop laughing but i got it to.

[–]corrupted_one 0 points1 point ago

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Funny.

[–]beergoggles69 0 points1 point ago

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I literally did this tonight about 45 minutes ago! Toilet to the kitchen then back to the toilet. The synchronicity is incredible! Reddit you've done it again!

[–]kentamari 0 points1 point ago

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i'm laughing so hard i'm nearly crying. i love having the sense of humor of a 10 year old : D

[–]mossquito 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing clever to say, too hard laughing.

[–]Thinc_Ng_Kap 0 points1 point ago

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I would imagine marijuana has a role in your behaviour.

[–]Delta508 0 points1 point ago

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Because it's funny.

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

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Time to fap!

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 0 points1 point ago

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You know what would be even more fucking hilarious...seeing it played BACKWARDS!!! Someone get on the right away please.

[–]slickpickle 0 points1 point ago

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We need an LOL tag similar to NSFW, certain things like this are dangerous to look at in a quiet classroom

[–]NotTheDeputy 0 points1 point ago

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OMG, I had to get out of the classroom because of this. I have 3 huge bite-marks on my arm from trying to stop laughing. My arm hurts now :(

[–]jbhotrails 0 points1 point ago

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My friends and I call this "The Squatty Walk"

ie. "Who used all the goddamn TP?!?! Now I gotta Squatty Walk all the way to the next stall over!!!!!"

[–]magictoenail 0 points1 point ago

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Can't tell if I'm laughing because it's really funny

Or because I expected it to be really funny

[–]fargin_ice_hole 0 points1 point ago

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Because you're easily amused.

[–]Watsons 0 points1 point ago

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Alzheimer's?

[–]darin_gleada 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hapyendin 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure that is my cousin in the image. She is becoming a physical therapist.

[–]oh_no_a_redditor 0 points1 point ago

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His poor roommate when he comes home while he's doing that.

[–]proudnerd 0 points1 point ago

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I was the 1000th vote. I feel special.

[–]nelson2k 0 points1 point ago

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because your life is boring as shit!

[–]Kryostasis 0 points1 point ago

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this seems like a repost...

[–]CaptainCoCo 0 points1 point ago

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Because its hilarious. I cant stop either

[–]FUCKYOURENGLISH 2 points3 points ago

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' ' .

[–]xenu99 0 points1 point ago

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[–]doowopgroup 0 points1 point ago

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its the frankenstein arms that do it for me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure I've seen that pose in porn before

[–]shuddleston919 0 points1 point ago

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Because after watching the entire video, it's hilarious how turned on you are.

[–]Smoopid 0 points1 point ago

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Came here looking for:

Why can't I stop fapping to this ?

I am very disappoint :(

[–]kernelhappy 0 points1 point ago

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Forget the haters, I had the same exact thought.

[–]Smoopid 0 points1 point ago

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Your Kernel aint happy for nothin'

[–]Allurex -1 points0 points ago

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Because it's universally relate-able.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Picturing the penguin hobble

[–]bigsears -1 points0 points ago

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you made me laugh preeetty hard. Have an upvote.

[–]FranklinStein99 -1 points0 points ago

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LOFUCKINGL!!!!!!!!

[–]Skyless -1 points0 points ago

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That's how I always look when I use public toilets. I have to hover over the toilet seat while I drop a turd cause I don't want germs on my ass cheeks. Dudes be peeing on the seats.

[–]somanychins -1 points0 points ago

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There was a rage comic that captured "Le Poop Shuffle" perfectly... I can't find it. Any help?

[–]Darth_Hobbes -1 points0 points ago

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I built up an immunity from the last time this was posted.

[–]akinator2000 -1 points0 points ago

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Because it's a re-post.

[–]FrownSyndrome -1 points0 points ago

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Because you're an idiot.

[–]Durpadoo -1 points0 points ago

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Your balls probably just need to drop. Then you'll stop laughing at things that aren't funny.

[–]iluhbewbies -2 points-1 points ago

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I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING

[–]dustinin -3 points-2 points ago

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Sounds like you have alzheimer's