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[–]feminas_id_amant 324 points325 points ago

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I laughed like a grown Fucking man

IAMA little girl

[–]RubberDogTurds 67 points68 points ago

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I guffawed like a 90 year-old transvestite IAMA medium girl

[–]not_rose 42 points43 points ago

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I chortled like a middle-aged Chinese lady. IAMA large girl.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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I chortled as I ate of my cupcakes. IAMA the king of town

[–]AsaTJ 22 points23 points ago

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Those weren't cupcakes. IAMA Poopsmith.

[–]winterd 1 point2 points ago

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Let's sing a song of Pennzoil. AAAAaaaAAAaaAAAaAMA human wedgie.

[–]amazingmaximo 2 points3 points ago

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Did you guys not get that he was homsar? No respect for the captain of the gravy train.

AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaAaaaaaaAAAA!

[–]johnston9234 -4 points-3 points ago

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C-C-Combo Breakerrrr

[–]OSI350Z 1 point2 points ago

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his face reminds me of Vigo from Ghostbusters. IAMA proton pack

[–]Haaldre 6 points7 points ago

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i just tittered loudly in the library. IAMA dog.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I chuckled like a b!tch. IAMA cat.

[–]priapic_horse 0 points1 point ago

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I snorted and kicked turf like a goddamn stallion. IAMA charger.

[–]devjunk 3 points4 points ago

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Me reí como una niña. IAMA человек

[–]esaevian 0 points1 point ago

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I just ate these three girls. IAMA bear.

[–]goodizzle -3 points-2 points ago

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I laughed and sold my Xbox. IAMA white person.

[–]90yoboy 1 point2 points ago

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Hey Now

[–]OleDaneBoy 0 points1 point ago

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Just remember this, if a man ever asks you to put on some green tights for money... Just say no

[–]ElenaxFirebird 1 point2 points ago

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I was gonna come in here to ask if anyone had ever seen a little girl that giggled like a grown man.

I hate you for this.

[–]feminas_id_amant 2 points3 points ago

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Why do you hate me? You have found your answer. Now, you may continue your quest in life.

[–]ElenaxFirebird 1 point2 points ago

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But... you were my quest.

[–]Demmitri 0 points1 point ago

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Judía for you little man, now giggle.

[–]mversion 0 points1 point ago

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Grown should stop fucking man. Man has feelings too.

[–]kckzi 43 points44 points ago

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When it's time to answer questions

WE WILL ANSWER QUESTIONS HARD!

[–]ACaseForSobriety 290 points291 points ago*

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I was at an AWK show in Madison.

At one point, in the middle of the show, he got down on one knee, bowed his head, and stayed that way- motionless and silent- for a full minute... which is a really long time when there is an auditorium of rock fans, confused, waiting for the next song. He then got up and continued as if nothing had happened.

After the show I got the chance to talk to him, so I asked what that move was all about.

He said, "I was thinking today about how long a minute really is. Most people don't realize how much time they actually have to enjoy the world and do great things with their time here. So I wanted everyone to know exactly what 60 seconds feels like."

I will never forget that.

Remember: Life is not short. It is the single longest event you will experience in its entirety. Enjoy yourself.

EDIT (full disclosure): I've posted this comment before, I just love sharing the story.

[–]headless_bourgeoisie 30 points31 points ago

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That guy is a fucking inspiration. I want to see him live so bad!

[–]cmatute 8 points9 points ago

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Who is he?

[–]eyecite 4 points5 points ago

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[–]cmatute 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you, dear stranger.

[–]superllama5 5 points6 points ago

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I almost got the chance to see him at this years Zombie Pub Crawl in Minnesota. Unfortunately, he was performing/partying in St. Paul, while me and my group was in Minneapolis and [they] didn't want to move.

(For you non Minnesotans, Minneapolis and St. Paul are practically touching each other. They are very close together. Hence the name "The Twin Cities.")

[–]yepyep1243 1 point2 points ago

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..and by 'practically', I think you meant 'literally', heh.

[–]PhilxBefore 0 points1 point ago

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He practically metaphorically figuratively basically simply just meant literally.

[–]holysnapson 0 points1 point ago

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–]headless_bourgeoisie 0 points1 point ago

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Weak!

[–]TheLagrangian 15 points16 points ago

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I've seen him live three times and each one was absolutely incredible. The first time he finished up a long line-up or punk/metal stuff and the place went bananas, I managed to catch a shirt thrown out by big daddy and I still have it today. I made a pact with myself to never put it on unless I was prepared to party my face off until I passed out, it has never failed me. One day I want to get a "In case of Party Emergency, break glass" case to put it in. He has been an inspiration for me since I first heard his music and I still follow news on him from time to time because the guy continues to do more and more different types of work. He never blew up because people thought it was one big joke but I think that his message is really uplifting, you definitely see it when you start watching his work over the years. (See this for a few good giggles)

He has amazing crowd control and more fuel than an energizer bunny, his stamina for rocking out is unlike anything else I've ever seen, driven by this desire to enjoy life with everyone around him to the maximum all the time. The last time I saw him was at Crocodile Rock in PA right around New Years Eve when he played a solo show, right towards the start of the show he invited everyone that could fit onto the stage with him and I was one of the first to get up there. I spent the entire set on stage in varying degrees of closeness, from standing right over his shoulder messing his hair with my hand while he rocked out on his keyboard and protecting him from the massive crowd and at other times helping my friend back on stage when he got taken off the first time. He actually came with me on a whim and he was so grateful afterwards that I invited him, I do everything I can to see him every opportunity I get.

[–]svullenballe 19 points20 points ago

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standing right over his shoulder messing his hair with my hand

That's fucking creepy!

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[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 18 points19 points ago

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I know - zealots like that are scary.

By the way, do you know if he likes Huey Lewis and the News?

[–]jugglinglivebabies 4 points5 points ago

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i think he's a bigger fan of Genesis. particularly the song sussudio. great song.

[–]papawhiskey89 5 points6 points ago

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Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

[–]Scary_The_Clown 2 points3 points ago

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Now you just need to get some farmer to shoot his parents, cut them up into chili and trick him into eating it.

[–]pigguswiggus 0 points1 point ago

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Ama?

[–]DarkSideofOZ 0 points1 point ago

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Me too, please don't kill him.

[–]addisonclark 6 points7 points ago

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we had to do something similar when we trained new staff at our restaurant for the holiday season. "you must greet your table within two minutes, no more, hopefully less." and to illustrate just how long two minutes actually is... we all had to sit there quietly... for a full 120 seconds...

and you're right... life isn't short. especially when you're hungry!

[–]PoundnColons 10 points11 points ago

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Who is he?

[–]bdagostino11 2 points3 points ago

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Remember: Life is not short. It is the single longest event you will experience in its entirety. Enjoy yourself.

Is that from somewhere besides your brain? Either way It's awesome.

[–]PhilxBefore 2 points3 points ago

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Kind of a common saying, though not verbatim.

[–]bdagostino11 0 points1 point ago

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never heard it before tonight, thanks.

[–]ACaseForSobriety 0 points1 point ago

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Yep. My words, old idea.

[–]barcodescanner 5 points6 points ago

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2 words: ball pits.

[–]Everydayilearnsumtin 1 point2 points ago

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I thought my Life was short but... TIL.

[–]Mr_Ballyhoo 1 point2 points ago

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What puzzles me is how so many people think this guy sucks. He's a great artist and really nice guy in person.

[–]bringurown6pack 0 points1 point ago

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i went to his show on his birthday and it was the greatest thing i've ever been a part of. he used two microphones at once (one in each hand) and at one point brought out a cake which he proceeded to smash his face into and share with the small and rabid crowd. seriously, best show to date

[–]Bobs_brother_Cecil 0 points1 point ago

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[–]durtydubnutsub 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen him once and got an autographed poster. The shown was in Austin and he had a grand piano there. In the middle of the show he got like 40 people on stage raging with him.

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points ago

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[–]The1stAnon 15 points16 points ago

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" Andrew was charged with inappropriate broadcast content by the local telecommunication authorities."

what did he do wrong?

[–]kahirsch 7 points8 points ago

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The FCC is the only regulator of broadcast communications in the U.S., therefore the sentence about "local telecommunication authorities" is a joke.

[–]Mulsanne 6 points7 points ago

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It's possible that weather broadcasts are regulated. It could be considered a public service that the broadcasters are obligated to provide as a part of the requirements for holding a license to broadcast.

[–]SometimesY 6 points7 points ago

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Possibly the indirect reference to the World Trade Center buildings going down? I'm not sure.

[–]whatevers_clever 9 points10 points ago

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He was just saying those were buildings and they wwill be there. It may have been the whole Alien Invasion line.

[–]narky1 1 point2 points ago

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Probably shouldn't wipe your nose like you just snorted a bunch of coke before going on air.

[–]minkorporated 5 points6 points ago

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Too bad the real weather guy was laughing like a hyena the entire time.

[–]oligobop 1 point2 points ago

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HOly fuck. If those were the world trade center buildings, and it was 9/11, he would have totally been murdered by the government for treason

[–]DeemSleep 4 points5 points ago

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That was embarrassingly unfunny

[–]PerogiXW 14 points15 points ago

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Then you're not watching it with the right mentality. Andrew W.K. is like a hyper 11 year old in a grown man's body, and you have to expect that.

[–]narky1 1 point2 points ago

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Or just like a man on cocaine. SNIFF. What a rush.

[–]bdubaya 0 points1 point ago

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Truly an inspiration to us all.

[–]NekkidSnaku 7 points8 points ago

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was such a fake laugh i wanted to punch the guy laughing in the face ಠ_ಠ

[–]enad58 1 point2 points ago

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I really want you to stand in front of a green screen and attempt to do the weather with a comedic spin without having anything prepared, without having done it before, and without holding the job of comedian.

[–]7m7uf 0 points1 point ago

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I miss D-Fest. He was in Tulsa promoting a music festival when this happened. At D-Fest he almost ran me over with a golf cart. Lol. :)

[–]gyro12 0 points1 point ago

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One of the recommended videos on this, definitely worth watching.

[–]nfiniteshade 45 points46 points ago

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If you liked that you'll love this.

Context: At the Gathering of the Juggalos, the ICP fans are known for trashing any openers and getting them off stage. They start throwing shit at Andrew W.K., and he starts dancing around the stage, giving them a motivational speech, and basically trolling the crowd, and I die laughing every time I see it. His dancing is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's long but I swear it's so worth it.

[–]ErikHK 16 points17 points ago

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Wow, such an awful fanbase.

[–]notskunkworks 7 points8 points ago

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I couldn't stop laughing at this. Awesome dance movez.

[–]nfiniteshade 16 points17 points ago*

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I love at the start when he's just flailing around going "THIS IS FOR YOU!... THIS IS FOR YOU!... THIS IS FOR YOU!.. AND YOU, AND YOU!"

Funniest fucking thing ever.

EDIT: lmao I'm watching it all over again. It makes it even better that his music is absurd and it's like he's dancing around headbanging to a keyboard demo track.

[–]notskunkworks 5 points6 points ago

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The running man shuffle across the stage did it for me. For YOU

[–]Atario 9 points10 points ago

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Ok, so...why would anyone ever open for them?

[–]nomtank 6 points7 points ago

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I believe the answer is "money" but I'm not 100% sure.

[–]PyroSign 1 point2 points ago

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I hope it's a lot of money.

[–]engtropy 4 points5 points ago

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so they had to escort him off because the fans were getting too intense? or security really wanted to see ICP?

[–]Wombles 9 points10 points ago

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I read an interview with him and he said that the security were worrying about his well-being, whereas he had such a high (as he always does when he's recording) and he was trying to reach out to them all, that it wasn't until he was backstage when he realised quite how bruised he was, and that he was actually bleeding in a few place.

[–]nfiniteshade 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure. They probably never had to pull a performer off stage before- most would leave once they threw the chair hahaha

[–]CossRooper 0 points1 point ago

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That was awesome.

[–]stfm 43 points44 points ago

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context?

[–]gebhardj 107 points108 points ago

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[–]wakkamon 65 points66 points ago

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This video loaded faster than the gif... this makes no sense.

[–]seventeenfrogs 13 points14 points ago

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Gifs load each and every frame without caring what prior frames are. There is no optimisation.

A video uses keyframes to base subsequent frames on, and the frames after each keyframe only store the difference between themselves and the keyframe. That's why a video with slower motion/fewer changes on the screen (i.e. not a lot of action or camera motion) ends up being smaller.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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There are gif images that can do that. I mean, the specification allows for something like that. However, gif is lossless, while the codecs youtube uses are very lossy

[–]squeakyneb 1 point2 points ago

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He might (might!) be drunk but this guy knows his stuff.

[–]Ben325e 25 points26 points ago

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Bill O'Reilly doesn't get it either.

[–]bigwhale 24 points25 points ago

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Therefore Jesus!

[–]Smy90 16 points17 points ago

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You can't explain that!

[–]datn 4 points5 points ago

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Never a miscommunication.

[–]WarlordFred 13 points14 points ago

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YouTube is much faster than Imgur.

[–]DeemSleep 3 points4 points ago

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Yes! Gifs make no sense

[–]Vedlt 1 point2 points ago

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I've been thinking the same thing for awhile, then a friend explained that apple hand held whatsits (the iPad/iPhone etc) don't support flash, which often means GIFs can be loaded but several videos cannot.

I dunno how accurate that is (I don't have an iAnything) but that is what I was told.

[–]DeemSleep 0 points1 point ago

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Gifs load slower than any device for me.

[–]killingcarrieoakey 0 points1 point ago

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So employers block youtube

[–]wiskey_tango_foxtrot 7 points8 points ago

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Coke costs a buck, water costs a buck and a half. Crazy world.

[–]mariamus 6 points7 points ago

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You can't explain that!

[–]mp6521 2 points3 points ago

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Why is a 7 foot wookie living with a bunch of 2 foot ewoks on the planet endor? It makes NO SENSE!

[–]Shinhan 0 points1 point ago

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Also, sound

[–]micahi21 0 points1 point ago

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You just can't explain that!

[–]ModernAlias 0 points1 point ago

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The gif is on some creaky server somewhere. The video is served up by the full might of Google's server farm. But that's not important. You should listen to this.

[–]4chan4life 0 points1 point ago

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Nice tune. Need link to give someone money for making this magic.

[–]crazymanc90 -4 points-3 points ago

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240p. That is all.

[–]Herndadernda 4 points5 points ago

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Video is from 2009. That is all.

[–]Vilvos 17 points18 points ago

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I'm a videotologist, and I can confirm that we had significantly fewer p's back in 2009.

[–]MrSkywalker 6 points7 points ago

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Haha, you said pee

[–]wraithguard01 17 points18 points ago

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I've watched this several times, and every single time, I get distracted by his facial expression, and can't focus on the actual interview question. I still don't know what they ask him.

[–]Grammer_NotZ 1 point2 points ago

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polygamy, something percent, immoral

YES

[–]stfm 5 points6 points ago

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thanks!

[–]Eskimosam 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you! This is the second time I've seen this near/on the front page and now I finally know the context!

[–]chistoso 1 point2 points ago

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Came here for this. Thanks!

[–]bodiez 0 points1 point ago

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"That's the most amazing thing i've ever seen!"

Really?

[–]nkoontz93 0 points1 point ago

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This is Andy Levy doing the halftime report on "redeye." Its the same guy who did the whole Chris Brown punching/planking thing.

[–]nakolas 29 points30 points ago

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Andrew W.K. = BADDASSERY

[–]toxicFork 0 points1 point ago

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[–]profsnuggles 11 points12 points ago

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I thought blood was going to start pouring from his eyes or something.

[–]monkeysniffer08 9 points10 points ago

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[–]luagh45 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks. I've seen this gif reposted a dozen times, but this is actually the first time I've seen the original.

[–]Brainderailment 15 points16 points ago

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PARTY PARTY PARTY!

[–]ProfessorLX 7 points8 points ago

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Andrew WK was so cool he went on Aqua Teen Hunger Force to help cheer up Frylock when Frylock got cancer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKAFKxEMyW4

[–]fieldhockey44 3 points4 points ago

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[–]kaosethema 0 points1 point ago

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THANK YOU. finally, someone with some sense!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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One repost...to rule them all

[–]anhyzer_way 1 point2 points ago

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I react the the same way when someone talks to me. It makes for a lonely existence.

[–]jdeyounge 1 point2 points ago

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Party hard!

[–]wurbswrub 1 point2 points ago

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I want to know what's happening in the bottom part of that frame

[–]YogiWanKenobi 1 point2 points ago

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I party hard every time I see this!

FTFY

[–]SARsquatch 1 point2 points ago

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This is almost exactly how I react at work when a customer wont stop talking.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 1 point2 points ago

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I thought I heard that he was a version of what Andrew W. K. really is, meaning that the whole thing for the most part is an act. Kind of like James Bond. There are a few different versions or something. Does anyone know if this is not true or can you provide some background?

[–]iamatfuckingwork 1 point2 points ago

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I'd do that too if I was a guest on Fox News

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Red Eye is a great show...

[–]marviemundullo 1 point2 points ago

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I saw him give his first lecture at NYU a few years ago. It was mostly Q&A. At one point, he describing how 4th and 5th dimensions would exist and they were starting to make sense to me, when he completely shut down like a robot, slumped over in the chair he was sitting in. The audience cheered him back to life with a chant of "PAR-TY! PAR-TY!" and he gradually rose back up, then picked up the chair and started swinging it above his head. He did it because he thought he was boring us.

[–]chronicvermont 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed like the homosapien I am.

[–]TeddyBear_Squabble 4 points5 points ago

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Love Red Eye. Andy is a stone wall.

[–]el_capitan_obvio 3 points4 points ago

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Red Eye is a great show. If you've never seen it, you're missing out on some fun.

[–]Coachpatato 1 point2 points ago

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When does it come on? I keep wanting to see it but never see it on

[–]winterd 1 point2 points ago

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They used to do a podcast on weekdays but stopped a few months ago.

[–]nkoontz93 0 points1 point ago

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PODCATS!

[–]winterd 1 point2 points ago

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ANDY LEVY

do do do doooo do do doooo do do dooo dooo

[–]kestay 0 points1 point ago

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hulu also, but it's two weeks behind... which kinda makes it useless...

[–]el_capitan_obvio 0 points1 point ago

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It's on every weeknight at 3 AM Eastern, but I usually DVR it and watch it later that day.

[–]Coachpatato 0 points1 point ago

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That works lol I'm usually still up so I can probably watch it

[–]tmacrepresent 1 point2 points ago

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Where is the source to this??

[–]Jackal_6 1 point2 points ago

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So is that the real Andrew W.K. or the fake Andrew W.K.?

[–]Esper17 8 points9 points ago

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Yes.

[–]Admiral_Sarcasm 4 points5 points ago

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seven

[–]BrianWulfric 5 points6 points ago

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Fernando Valenzuela actually only pitched one no-hitter in his career so that's where you are wrong.

[–]bristirdude 0 points1 point ago

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He is like "I'm going to eat your soul! Yes."

[–]urine_luck 0 points1 point ago

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who and what is it ?

[–]LoHighlands 0 points1 point ago

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Vigo.

[–]FraggotMan 0 points1 point ago

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totally reminds me of this

[–]FG_SF 0 points1 point ago

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lmao Andrew WK rules

[–]CygnusVismundCygnus 0 points1 point ago

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YOU BETTER GET READY TO DIE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY

[–]hamspears 0 points1 point ago

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the phonetics of this title had me read "jiggle". when i'm high my mind betrays me like that.

[–]sah0605 0 points1 point ago

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I wish this had sound. These gifs would be so much better with some sound.

[–]galpin 0 points1 point ago

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Cause it's truth.

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That's fucking amazing!!!

[–]MyNameIsNotJeff 0 points1 point ago

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This is much better with sound

[–]ShitMoneyAndTheWord 0 points1 point ago

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Life's a juicebox. And we're all straws!

[–]ag3nt_cha0s 0 points1 point ago

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I love him so much... Mmm lady boner. I always hear he's an amazing person!

[–]synth22 0 points1 point ago

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that news reporter keeps his cool SO WELL. You can see him crack a smirk when he looks up at the end, then immediately goes back to "character". Even un-phased by the sudden change in action by AWK when he answers his question. That man deserves his job. lol

[–]il_pleut 0 points1 point ago

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HIF(elt)W my parents lectured me in high school.

God, I don't want kids...

[–]DimmeryAL3X 0 points1 point ago

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UUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAH yes

[–]HonorableJudgeIto 0 points1 point ago

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Little known fact about Andrew WK: His father is a very well respected legal professor at University of Michigan. His book on property is probably read by half of the law school students in the U.S.

[–]KronktheKronk 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Excalibur32 0 points1 point ago

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He made a face! Nyeheheheheheh.

[–]ne14sk8ing 0 points1 point ago

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Fellow Persians (or Zoroastrians if you are out there!): Is that a Faravahar he is wearing? It looks like it, but its hard to tell in this clip.

[–]Mostan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]asshatnowhere 0 points1 point ago

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looks like hes having a stroke

[–]Kessbot 0 points1 point ago

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That looks like Andrew WK. OMFG THAT'S ANDREW WK!

[–]OrangeTrilemma 0 points1 point ago

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This gets posted EVERY. GOD. DAMN. WEEK.

[–]ShitBabyPiss 0 points1 point ago*

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What is this from?

Edit - instead of down voting me how about you answer the question Dbags...

[–]Musicgeekification 2 points3 points ago

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I'll up vote you because I too want to know what it is from...other than the obvious Red Eye. I haven't found the video yet.

[–]ShitBabyPiss 0 points1 point ago

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well thanks, as soon as you get info you should let me know.

[–]Bieber_hole_69 0 points1 point ago

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All he wanted to do was party hard, party hard, party hard.

[–]Wbran -3 points-2 points ago

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No hate for Fox News yet? Wow Reddit, I'm impressed. Anyway, Red Eye is a hilarious show.

[–]Thatguyispimp 7 points8 points ago

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I'm not sure about reddit but I know many Canadians fucking loath red eye because they poked fun at all the sacrifices Canadian Troops have made in Afghanistan fighting a war along side their U.S. troops. They also made the typical stab at the RCMP's ceremonial dress uniform and concluded that Canadian culture is stupid. It was particularly loathsome because just three days after that particular show was aired four of our troops (One of whom was a personal friend of mine) were killed by an I.E.D.

[–]monkeysniffer08 -1 points0 points ago

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It was all a joke, it was not serious. All you have to do is watch 5 minutes of Red Eye to see that.

[–]Thatguyispimp 5 points6 points ago

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Trivializing your allies support and sacrifices in a war you dragged them in is not funny at all. I would have thought a country as warlike (not trying to be offensive but you gotta admit thats true) as america would show respect to other countries soldiers. I know I would never mock an american soldiers death no matter what the case.

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[–]Thatguyispimp 2 points3 points ago

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No no no, this shit was frontpaged on r/canada for a week, the minister of defence demanded an apology. One of the hosts was scheduled to appear in edmonton but due to the sheer amount of threats they received he cancelled his appearance. I can fairly say it was not just me that was pissed off. Again I don't know much about the American side but in Canada if one soldier dies the entire nation pays its respects.We treasure every single life given and him mocking our soldiers and then having four of them die was enough to cause an out rage. Sure you could say it was extremely bad timing but that does not take away from the fact that he mocked our army that went to war to defend his nations values.

[–]somewildtrip 1 point2 points ago

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red eye, eh?

[–]RobotsRaaz 0 points1 point ago

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A really unfunny offensive joke.

[–]corrupted_one -3 points-2 points ago

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Dumb repost. Next.

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[–]superllama5 0 points1 point ago

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DEAR GOD WHY!? SO MUCH LOADING!!!

ALL CAPS MEANS I'M SERIOUS!!!

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This is fucking awesome! I saw the one that has playback and sound on youtube and context and it was stupid...who wants that shit. This, on the other hand is pure genius.