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[–]dorky2 23 points24 points ago

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...but NPH is married with children...?

[–]Trickish[S] 2 points3 points ago

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actually my girl sent it to me, saying "this made me think of you" (and she knows why she says that)

[–]shoobidydoowa 1 point2 points ago

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Yes NPH is married with kids. But I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be his character from How I Met Your Mother

[–]dorky2 1 point2 points ago

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Oh! That would make sense. I don't watch the show.

[–]localanti 3 points4 points ago

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yeah to a dude even

[–]ectothermia 14 points15 points ago

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[–]asocialnetwork 1 point2 points ago

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But look how happy he is!

[–]Trickish[S] 0 points1 point ago

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upvote, that cracked me up

[–]Congzilla 5 points6 points ago

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Pretty dumb to use the pic of a guy that is married and just adopted two kids.

[–]redwich 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't realize how awesome I was until I started to realize how much everyone else sucked.

[–]FreeAsTheWind 0 points1 point ago

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So apt for the current phase I am in! Hahahhaa!

[–]Carlos_Spicy_Weiner 0 points1 point ago

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Starting about five years ago all my friends seemed to suddenly get the bug to get married and start families. I fought it for a long time, but it slowly started to bug me and I started to think that maybe I should find a girl and settle down.

Then, starting about a year and a half ago my first friend got a divorce and the domino affect happened. Today all my friends, but one, are single again. Immediately following each of their break ups, they have moved into my guest bedroom for different periods of time and saw from my lifestyle of drinking, bar hopping, dating, gaming, and doing pretty much doing whatever the hell I want, what they had been missing for half a decade.

Here is to not cracking under peer pressure!

[–]MikeOfAllPeople 0 points1 point ago

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I guess humor is as good as anything to fill that sad empty void in your life.

[–]Dapwell -3 points-2 points ago

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"legen...wait for it..DARY!"

[–]thechuu 1 point2 points ago

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"legen...wait for it..DADDY!"

FTFY