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[–]terrifiedzombie 156 points157 points ago

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Real Thanksgiving was weeks ago

[–]HowsTricksMurphy 24 points25 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]sealrainbow 18 points19 points ago

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Canadian Thanksgiving?! What do you have to be thankful about?

[–]Sonofadyke 71 points72 points ago

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Free health care, and a lower unemployment rate.

[–]Sykos 32 points33 points ago*

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Oh shit, someone get some ice for Sealrainbow, because he just got BURNED.

... I'm sorry.

  • Fellow Canadian.

[–]Little_Mouse 12 points13 points ago

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Repeated and unnecessary apologies?

His story checks out.

[–]karmalicious_baby 9 points10 points ago

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Huh? Follow what Canadian to where?

[–]Sykos 4 points5 points ago

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I'm sorry, I accidentally a letter.

[–]Jack_Squire -1 points0 points ago

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There's no such thing as free healthcare. More cost efficient healthcare, sure. But not free.

[–]Sonofadyke 0 points1 point ago

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maybe you pay taxes, but I'm the 47%!

[–]thelosthansen 4 points5 points ago

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I get your reference, good work sir

[–]McShotter 10 points11 points ago

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Thankful that we have pretty much all of the perks of living in North America without all of the downfall's of the USA's society?

[–]terrifiedzombie 1 point2 points ago

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That we aren't America

[–]iamrory -2 points-1 points ago

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What do you have to be thankful aboat?

[–]MisterchiMmy 7 points8 points ago

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It's aboot, derp.

[–]Catflight 1 point2 points ago

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Why, WHY? why do people think of newfies as being the only canadians who speak? I know probably not you, but a lot of people.

[–]HowsTricksMurphy 2 points3 points ago

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Newfies are to Canada, the way Welsh are to the Brits.

[–]Catflight 0 points1 point ago

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And texans are to america

[–]generic_human_1979 1 point2 points ago

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because South Park

[–]terrifiedzombie 0 points1 point ago

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It's not just Newfies, go to Northern Ontario they've got a right thick accent

[–]Kairu927 0 points1 point ago

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y'all mad.

[–]the04dude 4 points5 points ago

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I was just wondering what the Canadian equivalent would be. A veteran instead of a turkey?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Is it terrible that my first interpretation of this question was that it was asking if we eat veterans for Thanksgiving in Canada?

[–]platymage 1 point2 points ago

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That was my thought as well. I pictured a family all gathered round their table while the father carves into a veteran.

[–]PsychSuffix 5 points6 points ago

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Remembrance... Although that would be hard to characterize.

[–]SubtleMockery 1 point2 points ago

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This year's Remembrance Day is 11/11/11 at 11am. Also, Immortals.

[–]Mugumbe 3 points4 points ago

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Remembering that Skyrim comes out.

[–]SubtleMockery 0 points1 point ago

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Two days before that. I won't be able to play it until like... 2020.

[–]GutterMaiden 0 points1 point ago

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just put a face on a poppy

[–]the04dude 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe a poppy then if you could give it limbs and a face

[–]BelugaTaquito 1 point2 points ago

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You can pretend the turkey is also a war veteran if it makes you feel better.

[–]SubtleMockery 1 point2 points ago

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Beat me to it.

[–]Naberius 0 points1 point ago

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This. Canadian Thanksgiving makes so much more sense than the way we do it in the states.

It's not like we don't know there's supposed to be a holiday there. But Columbus Day? Seriously? WTF? Why is that a federal holiday of all things? It's like having everything shut down for Arbor Day.

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[–]Deric 17 points18 points ago

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Big ol ham. At least in my house/family, that is always the case.

[–]spei180 0 points1 point ago

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Or Cornish hens.

[–]swerbin 31 points32 points ago

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Chinese Food and going to the movies

[–]cajunbander 39 points40 points ago

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Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!

[–]kstub 5 points6 points ago

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tis the season to be jorry

[–]swerbin 6 points7 points ago

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I am Jewish thank you very much, but I guess not everyone know the Jewish Christmas Traditions

[–]FreshRight 0 points1 point ago

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What did this have to do with the Christmas Story reference? Why is relevant to know that you're Jewish?

[–]jerradlabrie 1 point2 points ago

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Deck the harls with barls of rawly

[–]PhantomSwagger -3 points-2 points ago

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The only part of that movie I actually like.

[–]platymage 1 point2 points ago

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We eat ham the night before and just do left overs for Christmas dinner. I don't know if thats what other people do though...would be good to know!

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, jews. :D

[–]nthensome 14 points15 points ago

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Most do. Same here in Canada.

[–]WhoFan 7 points8 points ago

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Or ham AND turkey ....and mashed potatoes, corn, stuffing, cakes, bunrolls, crannberrys, side dishes, salads and.....

[–]Zeppelanoid 0 points1 point ago

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My family also throws in a seafood stew-type dish because Christmas is for overeating!

[–]WhoFan 1 point2 points ago

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the More the Merrier, HA!

[–]KluKlayu 10 points11 points ago

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Really? I'm from Canada and we have turkey for thanksgiving, Christmas, had it for Easter a couple times...I love turkey...

[–]homelandsecurity__ 3 points4 points ago

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Also Canadian here, but I've been living in the US half of my life. My parents would always have turkey on Canadian and American Thanksgiving and any other holiday we could find an excuse for. It was the only reason I wanted to stay in Texas as a child. Totally worth it for an extra turkey. Mmmm.

[–]AriBBCP 2 points3 points ago

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i wonder if children from a canadian/USA relationship celebrate both thanksgivings with the respective grandparents.

[–]Gh0stRAT 1 point2 points ago

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That would avoid the whole alternating-which-relatives-we-celebrate-thanksgiving-with-in-order-to-keep-things-fair problem.

[–]omenis 0 points1 point ago

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lol I go to 3 thanksgivings in one weekend

[–]Dracius 6 points7 points ago

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BBQ for the 4th of July, stomach pains for Halloween, Turkey for Thanksgiving, Ham for xmas and booze for New Years.

[–]Osiris32 5 points6 points ago

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Booze for New Years any occasion we can think of

FTFY

[–]Osiris32 3 points4 points ago

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A massive hunk of dead cow's ass, broiled in a pan with a bunch of vegtables and the fat/flesh of a dead pig.

Damn, now I'm drooling.

[–]pedimental 6 points7 points ago

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Roast beast!

[–]Osiris32 1 point2 points ago

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ROAST ALL THE BEASTS!!

WITH A LITTLE GARLIC AND OREGANO!!

[–]charleyface 3 points4 points ago

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We have ham and cajun turkey.

[–]fragilemachinery 2 points3 points ago

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In my family it's typically either Prime Rib or Ham.

[–]Fountainofknowledge 1 point2 points ago

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My Grandmother has always cooked fried shrimp for Christmas. Delicious.

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[–]legogizmo 0 points1 point ago

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Ham and turkey, why can't we have turkey more than once. Actually we have ham and turkey for thanksgiving as well.

[–]fasda 0 points1 point ago

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Another turkey.

[–]Mohavor 0 points1 point ago

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Ham. Bleh. I convinced my family to convert to cornish game hens, however.

[–]maip23 5 points6 points ago

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That's one Turkey that really wants to die.

[–]bvanman 5 points6 points ago

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It's a war of Christmas, not on Christmas. And Christmas is winning.

[–]Skibby7 4 points5 points ago

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I cannot upvote this enough. I work at Target and we have had Christmas stuff arriving since late September.

[–]NLGardner08 44 points45 points ago

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someone said Thanksgiving in November? here comes Canada...

[–]le_canuck 16 points17 points ago

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Hey, what's all this aboot Thanksgiving?

[–]rampop 8 points9 points ago

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You were mistaken, this thread seems to be about Yanksgiving.

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

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aboat

[–]Siegy 0 points1 point ago

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Your right! I came here with rage the moment I saw that. November is the month for the stash ... Movember! Grow your mustache!

[–]Ashmunch -2 points-1 points ago

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blame Canada!

[–]dragn99 1 point2 points ago*

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Sorry, my follow Canadians seem to be downvoting your South Park reference.

Sorry.

[–]Ashmunch 0 points1 point ago

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I am also Canadian...so it hurts even more :(

[–]CustardMustard 8 points9 points ago

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Now chop my head off

[–]szalinski 0 points1 point ago

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please, let this month only be about the turkey holocaust.

[–]SarahMakesYouStrong 3 points4 points ago

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This is so important to me. I call it middle child syndrome.

[–]hurryitshappening 34 points35 points ago

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thanksgiving was last month

[–]y0urfuture 6 points7 points ago

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Because turkeys love getting eaten...

[–]BlockoManWINS 5 points6 points ago

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YOU WAIT UNTIL IM GOOD AND DIGESTED BEFORE YOU START FLYING AROUND WITH YOUR FUCKING GOODIE SACK.

[–]zeeeeebra 2 points3 points ago

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It's supposed to be taken as a symbol, not literally.

A joke is like a frog. If you dissect it, it dies.

[–]sacwtd 0 points1 point ago

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I saw someone post this on FB and that was exactly my response. You'd think the turkey would prefer we just take a miss on the whole eating him thing.

[–]PhantomSwagger 2 points3 points ago

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Christmas over? Time to put out the Easter candy.

[–]doubtme 2 points3 points ago

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Can't wait for all the black friday sales. Christmas makes shit more expensive

[–]TiredofYourShit 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget about Cyber Monday!

[–]purvimatrix 26 points27 points ago

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thanksgiving is over

[–]Troll_Stomper 14 points15 points ago

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No it's not, you just think that because you're so hopped up on cheap prescriptions and maple syrup.

[–]purvimatrix 3 points4 points ago

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Where's the downside again?

[–]cyanCrusader -1 points0 points ago

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Jealous?

[–]KluKlayu 27 points28 points ago

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Silly Americans thinking thanksgiving is in November, everyone knows it's in October.

[–]iamnotfromtexas90 3 points4 points ago

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thanksgiving doesnt make as much money. that's what it's all about

[–]mqduck 1 point2 points ago

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Seems to me that turkeys wouldn't be too fond of Thanksgiving.

[–]sunshinemonster[!] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Mahjin 1 point2 points ago

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One facebook spam at a time, please!

[–]Old_Thrashbarg 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could give away all my upvotes for a month so I could upvote this more.

[–]nomowolf 1 point2 points ago

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I was so confused, I assumed everybody eats Turkey for Christmas dinner... instead of something about thanking pox-ridden religious fundamentalists.

[–]Braziliger 1 point2 points ago

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If that turkey knew what people do on Thanksgiving, he would probably change his mind

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why this doesn't have more upvotes. If the turkey knew the reason why his kind is associated with Thanksgiving, he'd probably freak the fuck out.

[–]grindertt 1 point2 points ago

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Why is the turkey so adamant about being eaten?

[–]Fantastic_Dan 1 point2 points ago

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Here in South Africa, where there is no Halloween/Thanksgiving buffer, we've been seeing Christmas decorations since at least the middle of October.

[–]rottenartist 2 points3 points ago

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I've heard that some countries, Japan specifically, are attempting to import Halloween specifically to provide a retail boom in the Fall months.

[–]RawrRevenge 1 point2 points ago

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im already starting to hear Christmas music on the radio.

[–]sarcastic_smartass 1 point2 points ago

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My favorite part was the way the OP linked to the source and gave credit to the creator.

[–]consumethc 1 point2 points ago

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today i got a coffee from starbucks and saw that now they're using Christmas cups. thanksgiving is soo underrated

[–]ReverendEnder 1 point2 points ago

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Mayor Quimby: Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day!

Advisor: Uh, sir, this is already Veterans' Day.

Mayor Quimby: It can be two things!

[–]NatalieZ 1 point2 points ago

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[–]phillipjfried 1 point2 points ago

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Was reading this as an annoying as all hell eBay Christmas commercial was playing. Too soon eBay, too soon! And other than airing the commercial during the wrong month, why produce it to be the most annoying thing I've had to listen to all day?

[–]Gyrant 1 point2 points ago

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In Canada we don't have any holidays in November (unless you count Remembrance Day), thanksgiving is in October for us.

[–]joanhallowayharris 1 point2 points ago

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Santa is from the North Pole, the North Pole is in Canada, therefore Santa celebrates Canadian Thanksgiving and has every right to assume that post Hallowe'en is his season.

[–]dual-moon 8 points9 points ago

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GOD. DAMN. FUCKING. RIGHT.

[–]Gomer90 0 points1 point ago

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The christmas commercials noticeably kicked into high gear november 1.

[–]n00bikscube1122 0 points1 point ago

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someone had to say it.

[–]p4lm3r 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't even know that turkeys believed in santa.

[–]growlingbear 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could upvote this a million times.

[–]oddspellingofPhreid 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't this, like, a month late?

[–]UltraGrande 0 points1 point ago

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Not According To Wal-Mart. Christmas Started In October. Maybe Even In September In Some Areas....I Feel The Shift Button On My Keyboard Doesn't Carry Its Weight.

[–]EKcore 0 points1 point ago

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As a Canadian this is old news, and been there done that.

[–]Kado_Isuka 0 points1 point ago

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Turkey voiced by Maurice LaMarche.

[–]euxneks 0 points1 point ago

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But I also have Turkey at Christmas...???

[–]Aliera 0 points1 point ago

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At least Santa doesn't get eaten for his holiday.

[–]RikBo 0 points1 point ago

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Here in Belfast there's a sign saying 'Merry Christmas' already. We don't have Thanksgiving, but would it kill them to just wait a month?

[–]Tretyal 0 points1 point ago

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Turkey sounds so tasty right now....

[–]Tretyal 0 points1 point ago

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I think Thanksgiving had to be invented by Ents. How else would you explain a holiday where you eat Turkey, Potatoes, green bean casserole, stuffing, rolls, assorted pies and cobblers, cranberry sauces, gravies, Yams, Squashes, beers, wines, milks, whatever you prefer.

Seriously, that sounds like a dream-list of foods you'd come up with at a [9].

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, shut the fuck up and get on my dinner plate.

/NOW

[–]cupofteafather 0 points1 point ago

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A holiday...for giving thanks? You yanks crack me up.

[–]thebeardsman 0 points1 point ago

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One must learn never bring a turkey to a fat guy fight.

[–]WildfireFox 0 points1 point ago

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But Thanksgiving happened in October....

[–]dfrehil 0 points1 point ago

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Needs to be a federal law preventing xmas shenanigans until December 1st 00:00:00. spam xmas all you want, just fucking keep it in December.

[–]mikhel 0 points1 point ago

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Try telling that to Justin Bieber.

[–]ishallbecomeabat 0 points1 point ago

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I'm English, November is for making giant fires and launching explosives into the air.

[–]PASTY007 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, I agree!! Fucking business' need to slow their fucking role in trying to commercialize X-mas and get us to shop earlier. I see why they're doing it.

  • A turkey dinner once a year is what honestly gets my entire family together once a year to attend church, gorge, and drink :]

[–]BoloPR 0 points1 point ago

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Here in Puerto Rico, christmas starts mid-october. No exceptions.

[–]Ikarus3426 0 points1 point ago

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The thing is, people buy christmas presents and decorations months in advance. A store would be stupid not to start marketing towards this now.

So if you don't like christmas until December 1st, if you see any of your friends or family buying anything that has to do with christmas, punch them in the stomach. Preferably saying "bah-humbug".

[–]platymage 0 points1 point ago

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I do buy all my presents early. We have a large family, a low income, and we drive across the country to see our family so I start in August to make sure I can get everyone something. If you think about it in terms of bi weekly pay checks then its not a lot of time. I do not buy christmas themed products until December though.

[–]Ikarus3426 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in a similar situation myself. Even if everyone didn't buy christmas stuff until december though, they would still probably start to November to start marketing their products and competing with other stores. Christmas is a huge time of the year for retail, they can't afford to mess up by letting the competition get a head start.

If you think about it, November is actually pretty late. Since many people will start shopping in July/August, christmas oriented sales should probably start then. So it could be worse.

[–]PostSincerity 0 points1 point ago

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Why would the turkey be defending Thanksgiving's turf when it's the one who gets eaten?

[–]TopRamenGod 0 points1 point ago

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I saw the Christmas stuff on sale this year at the BEGINING of October this year.

[–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit Secret Santa sign ups started like two fucking months ago...no one complained about that.

[–]Ambush_Panda 0 points1 point ago

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Skyrim. That is all.

[–]Coachpatato 0 points1 point ago*

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Fuck Christmas. Thanksgiving is awesome, great food and my birthday is right after it.

Oh and Canada get out of here your Thanksgiving is lame everybody knows the real Thanksgiving is in November.

[–]QuackQuacks 0 points1 point ago

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this was published in the trib right? i recognize the cartoonist Randy Bish.

[–]tcsuperstar 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because millions of turkey's are slaughtered.

[–]FreeBribes 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't you fuckers go do some Thanksgiving marketing?? I haven't heard a single kick-ass Thanksgiving song, there's no candy involved, and you don't dress up like (ghouls, leprechauns, infants, etc).

Blacking out from drinking on Wednesday night isn't really a holiday rite. And football? Fucking Nickelback is playing the Detroit game halftime show. Figure that one out, Einsteen.

[–]h2mc 0 points1 point ago

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Thanksgiving is just rehearsal for Christmas.

[–]xtkbilly 0 points1 point ago

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Well, some people will get an early Christmas gift on Thanksgiving week.

But yeah. Is it ironic that we don't seem to be very thankful for Thanksgiving?

[–]dietotaku 2 points3 points ago

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getting a christmas present on thanksgiving week?! i was stoked if my mom decided to let me open a present on christmas eve!

[–]bkay17 0 points1 point ago

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Dude come on, don't blame poor ole Santa.

[–]seanymacmacmac 0 points1 point ago

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Thanksgiving > Christmas

[–]modern_gentleman -1 points0 points ago

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Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. It's like christmas, but without all the stupid consumerism and "stress" of christmas.

[–]corrupted_one -1 points0 points ago

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Terrible. Downvoted. Next.

[–]eclectickellie -2 points-1 points ago

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Replace turkey with Uncle Sam FTFY