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[–]reverse_ 7 points8 points ago

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This was just on the front page.

[–]The_BBC 1 point2 points ago

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Common trait amongst office workers

[–]Renmauzuo 1 point2 points ago

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People dick around on the internet all day and then wonder why their company suffers declining productivity that results in layoffs.

Edit: Before a flame brigade starts, I'm not saying that layoffs are always the fault of the person being laid off.

[–]Stoe 1 point2 points ago

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Will repost for food.

[–]rco8786 1 point2 points ago

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Which is why you don't have a job.

[–]tuttomuscoli90 0 points1 point ago

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...or a blowjob?

[–]musickfreak 0 points1 point ago

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I work at a welcome desk and most days we are slow, so that is exactly what I do. I get paid to surf Reddit.

[–]nondescript_van 0 points1 point ago

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well all know this was a repost because we were all dicking around on the job (like i am right now)

[–]BaconAndBacon[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I'd be dickin around all the time too, but I accidentally did a good job once and now the bosses expect it all the freaking time.

[–]ernestog84 0 points1 point ago

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I can see this post going straight to the top.

[–]localanti 0 points1 point ago

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damn 556 upvotes for a repost? I am doing it worng..

[–]rambeazy 0 points1 point ago

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well now I feel guilty.