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[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 22 points23 points ago

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This is a pretty old picture and I doubt that it is actually you.

[–]The1stAnon 1 point2 points ago

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This is probably the only time ill get to ask you, because if i see your comment its usually on a top post, but was your account originally supposed to be a novelty account?

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 1 point2 points ago

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Nope. Here's my first comment, where I was clearly not hitting on anyone.

[–]alcoolico 0 points1 point ago

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no, that's his other account BEP.

[–]danosaur 12 points13 points ago

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The man in the photo is not you and this image was meme-material over more than a year ago that you're trying to farm karma from it.

[–]billmalarky 1 point2 points ago

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That tattoo is really lame and ugly.

[–]Randy_Fitzsimmons 2 points3 points ago

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Those boobs.. Holy shitttt.... <333

[–]Damaband41 0 points1 point ago

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They're fake. You can see them online, if you want. She has an extensive collection of naked pics.

[–]isurfbecause -2 points-1 points ago

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Bewbs!

[–]bdot02 0 points1 point ago

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Why does everyone assume that he is the guy with the roses? Really, he is probably the body guard pushing away the guy with the roses.

[–]jaywalker32 0 points1 point ago

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Because it's funnier if you do and that was the joke.

[–]f0rcedinducti0n 0 points1 point ago

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Looks so much better with a tan.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Someone get that girl a sandwich.

[–]Pete-Zaman -1 points0 points ago

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Thumbs up for trying.

[–]EatATaco 11 points12 points ago

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Thumbs up for lying.

FTFY

[–]aceoftrachs 0 points1 point ago

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Two very large gawky thumbs up.

[–]clemdia 0 points1 point ago

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Toe thumbs up! (FTFEveryone)

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Did you end up getting punched by that body-guard?
Fool don't know about romance.

[–]monkeiboi -1 points0 points ago

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I like that the guy has a backup rose. Probably has a tulip in an ankle holster too

[–]pikk -1 points0 points ago

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LIES!

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[–]earlynvmbr24 -4 points-3 points ago

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I just noticed that Megan Fox is a "Marilyn Monroe girl". What a shame...

[–]Hoobleton 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Eustis -1 points0 points ago

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A what?

[–]earlynvmbr24 0 points1 point ago

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One who idealizes Marilyn Monroe and her lifestyle...Mostly through facebook quotes. Personally I find it annoying.

[–]TankorSmash -5 points-4 points ago

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I didn't know she had big ole boobies like that

[–]TitleShouldRead -5 points-4 points ago

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That tattoo on her arm doesn't look trashy at all!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Goes well with her thumbs, I guess.

[–]LOLKH -2 points-1 points ago

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The farce is strong with this one.

[–]niggytardust2000 -3 points-2 points ago

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this is creepy as hell.

[–]cclsn3 -5 points-4 points ago

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Awesome screech.