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[–]Im_A_Nice_Guy 129 points130 points ago*

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I think it's a pretty fucking terrible ad, actually. Cheap, unoriginal, insulting, and ineffective, as it alienates half the audience right off the bat.

[–]SamWhite 35 points36 points ago

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This advert is so bad it has me wondering whether it is actually real.

[–]velocity010 6 points7 points ago

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what i thought before i saw the comments "lol thats pretty funny"

what i thought after seeing the comments "its pretty fucking terrible" the hivemind strikes again

[–]fomorian 1 point2 points ago

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nah, you're just easily swayed.

[–]RepostThatShit -2 points-1 points ago

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It also alienates the other half (women) because they don't exactly love being sexually objectified for advertising purposes.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I think you're both talking about the same half.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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She's not attractive. yuck. She looks like a cheap porn star.

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[–]Achalemoipas 0 points1 point ago

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Lesbians don't get inside people. They just stick things in them.

[–]esoomenona 4 points5 points ago

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Fingering? Tonguing? Fisting? Footing? Heading?

[–]Achalemoipas 7 points8 points ago

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Don't mind if i do!

[–]rasputine 1 point2 points ago

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This reminds me of the bald german man with the young german hat.

[–]capfullofweed 1 point2 points ago

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its more like 1-3% are gay as of recent surveys and studies...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_sexual_orientation

[–]wolfsktaag 1 point2 points ago

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more like 1 in 100, according to studies done in the UK, norway, and california

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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This is awful. Is this real? Someone needs a pink slip.

It can't be real. Who could possibly be so tasteless and stupid to think this is in ANY WAY funny or compelling?

[–]th3namelessguy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]WarPhalange 7 points8 points ago

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Becoming a donor is probably your only chance to get inside her.

Why? What's wrong with her? Why does she need my organs?

[–]MoonShark 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe there's nothing wrong with her. Yet. Which leads to asking "what are they planning to do to her if you don't donate?"

Sounds like extortion. I'll stay away.

Besides, organ donation is creepy. Maybe I've read too many stories about doctors taking them quite a bit, um, early (well before the donor is brain-dead) so there would be more time for the transplant...

[–]johntheother 37 points38 points ago

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let's see if I'm getting the idea right here. The reader of this ad - presumably a man ( me ) takes away the message that [1] He automatically wants to bone the model they hired for the add - just because she's apparently good looking? No consideration of personality or whatever - just - hot girl, therefore wanna fuck? [2] The assumption that If I wanted to, I'd be unable to attract this woman's interest? [3] because of these two failings, I should therefore resign myself to being harvested for parts after my death? ---- I'm already an organ donor, and I will remain one IN SPITE of this insulting horse-shit, not because of it.

[–]uJellie 0 points1 point ago

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Who gives a shit about personality. She is hot therefore EVERYBODY wants to bone her. Even hetero females.

[–]LFK1236 5 points6 points ago

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She probably shouldn't be modelling if she's missing a vital organ...

[–]Langly- 0 points1 point ago

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How else do you think she managed to loose those last few pounds.

[–]Vee_Vee 10 points11 points ago

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Hepatitis does destroy your liver.

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[–]Pookah -1 points0 points ago

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You cheap bastard! Yet I'm ashamed to know that you're cheap.

[–]awag22 2 points3 points ago

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i'll be a sperm donor.

[–]TheRedDynamo 2 points3 points ago*

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What the heck Reddit? a cute girl posts a pic and most of the comments are creepy or about wanting to bone her.

But now someone posts an ad that's kinda funny but alienates people on Reddit who make these kind of jokes about themselves and people just bitch.

PS. I think this is funny from a shock comedy perspective and I would indeed like to bone this model.

Edit to fix spelling and grammar

[–]JacobVonHogflume 0 points1 point ago

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I really pity whoever got inside Steve Jobs.

[–]Jack_Squire 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, one of my professors showed this ad in class last night.

[–]7nights 0 points1 point ago

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That may be true but it's not the part the matters.

[–]Simonehatesnicknames 0 points1 point ago

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Probably works best on the internet.

[–]Zeppelanoid 0 points1 point ago

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YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!

[–]FranktheTankk1 0 points1 point ago

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or her inside you!

[–]Zandt88 0 points1 point ago

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You'll never be good enough to fuck her and she probably wouldn't even look at your sorry ass but maybe, just maybe in death you can redeem your existence by helping beautiful people like her live longer.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well despite what everyone is saying, I am going to have to become an organ doner. Sad reality for me.

[–]Zandt88 0 points1 point ago

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"If you really wanted to fuck me, you would cut out your kidney."

[–]groupercheeks 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure I could start selling cocaine.

[–]hairyotter 0 points1 point ago

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Wow people are so indignant. Sex has been used to sell everything under the sun, and the truth is that it works. Ok it's tasteless, insulting, etc, but guess what, the facts are that more people are gonna be organ donors because of this ad (from sheer impact and memorability) than any ad with old grandma McIntyre thanking you for saving her life.

Sad but true.

[–]danielvutran 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit people are taking this ad way too seriously, shut the fuck up you fucking faggots.

[–]farkdog 0 points1 point ago

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Donate your penis today!

[–]erkose -1 points0 points ago

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I'm doing it anyway.

[–]duke_of_lurkington -1 points0 points ago

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all this ads say to me is........ once you get inside her she drinks your liver to death

[–]lenny4422 -1 points0 points ago

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I'll pass.

[–]McMac -1 points0 points ago

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Oh yeah? Well, I'll keep it then! No wait... I'll give it to someone else and film the surgery then send the tape to her! HAH!

[–]learningphotoshop -1 points0 points ago

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I thought it was good, its hard to advertise when your product immediately makes people think of their own death. I also think that if your not an organ donor your a douche bag.

[–]S1ayer -1 points0 points ago*

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[–]Wek11 -1 points0 points ago

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Not sure if I'd want to put anything in her, even if I had the chance.

[–]majorkev -1 points0 points ago

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That, and rape.

[–]zuluthrone -1 points0 points ago

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Yea, she will need a new liver after the hepatitis has its way.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah... no. I'd still rather not.

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Like the campaign was her idea?

[–]Aidite -4 points-3 points ago

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Screw that. The woman needs a burger or three before I'll want to get inside of her.