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[–]Riffine 64 points65 points ago

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Woah... At least put NSFW.

[–]urmomsaplaya13 28 points29 points ago

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No kidding. Nip slip at 1:41

[–]hartzemx 14 points15 points ago

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I think it is broken for me.

[–]xKJx25 8 points9 points ago

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stare at it for 15 more seconds

[–]hatkid 8 points9 points ago

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I tried to get to it, but can't fast forward a live feed.

[–]Psychonik3 18 points19 points ago

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Wait is that before the ninja dance or after the velociraptor axe murder scene?

[–]Krantastik 8 points9 points ago

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Woah, he's right there's actually two nip slips! Nice catch, bud!

[–]xKJx25 6 points7 points ago

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I don't think the 2nd one counts. Too blurry to see!

[–]garfieldtrunkersin 6 points7 points ago

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Man, glad I stuck it out, the ending really catches you off-guard.

[–]TallWhiteandNerdy 0 points1 point ago

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Upvotes for everyone!

[–]RshAndRoulette 61 points62 points ago

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I looked at this for about 10 seconds, then I got scared that something absolutely horrifying was going to surprise me...so I clicked the back button.

[–]DrDWayneLove 9 points10 points ago

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I never ever trust .gifs. Too scared.

[–]guavainindia 17 points18 points ago

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You waited ten seconds? I was out in 1.

[–]MrPopo231 12 points13 points ago

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I didn't even click it. I just bought a new computer, changed ISP, and hired private security to ensure my safety.

[–]flowerbomb19 2 points3 points ago

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it got me for a good 20 seconds....

[–]posholnahujsuka 14 points15 points ago

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The director's cut is way better.

[–]THETIDEHUNTER 45 points46 points ago

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Three hours of nothing!!! You guys are the idiots why would you put something so stupid on here? Down vote for sure.

[–]milkasaurous 15 points16 points ago

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That's because you watched it at 1 a.m.(eastern time). You need to watch longer now while people are awake.

[–]JHuddly 3 points4 points ago

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Why do they leave their bathroom light on all night? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Greatwhiteturtle 5 points6 points ago

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Was that a chinchilla?

[–]durashken 7 points8 points ago

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You actually kept an idiot busy. Upvoted.

[–]bumpin222 13 points14 points ago

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Guys, I don't think this is live.

[–]dsmith88 9 points10 points ago

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Boobs EVERYWHERE!

[–]Journalisto 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, but was that blood?

[–]TheGreatSzalam 8 points9 points ago

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Careful, there's a penis in there! WORTH IT

[–]Zacaroni 2 points3 points ago

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NOPE!

[–]TheMerchandise 2 points3 points ago

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I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOUR SLOW-ASS GIFS; I'M A BUSY MAN! BUSYBUSYBUSY!!

:continues to browse reddit:

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]mirkle 6 points7 points ago

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Oh shit, that dancing bear was epic!

[–]CaptainSmashy 2 points3 points ago

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My favorite part was all the naked ladies.

[–]CAFFEINEBLOODED 5 points6 points ago

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I wouldn't have bent over for that bar of soap if I was him.... NOPE NOPE NOPE!

[–]Dusk_v731 1 point2 points ago

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I didnt read the title..just clicked the next blue link...

Knew it was a .GIF but damn...still expected something..

[–]smoklessEnt 1 point2 points ago

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idiots, or people who are high as fuck

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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that was ok. could have been better.

[–]willymo 1 point2 points ago

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TIL: I'm an idiot.

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 1 point2 points ago

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I could watch this all night.

[–]FrenchieSmalls 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get it. I've been watching for almost an hour.

When is the idiot going to show up??

[–]xKJx25 1 point2 points ago

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Lol too bad, I usually load my GIFS as I browse other reddit tabs :P then I looked at it then I looked back at the title then I got it x] then I closed it :P

[–]Novirtue 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you :) shared this with everyone at work, I should have taken a picture of people staring at the screen waiting for something to happen.

[–]manny_plaquiao_dds 1 point2 points ago

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Sir, I may be an idiot, but one thing I am not, sir, is an idiot.

[–]turkeylaser 1 point2 points ago

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I still fapped to this.

[–]pope_fundy 1 point2 points ago

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As someone who opens new tabs in batches and forgets the link titles...

... well played.

[–]Gimmemormuny 3 points4 points ago

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Nicholas Cage in Best Movie He's Been In Ever

[–]Green_Rain_Drops 1 point2 points ago

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Down the volume!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Bewbs at 2:03

[–]duncdog10 0 points1 point ago

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Paranormal 4?

[–]vasril 0 points1 point ago

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There's a toy tank on the counter...

[–]homedoggieo 0 points1 point ago

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I totally caught it the first time around, but a lot of people don't realize you have to watch this upside-down.

[–]comealongthingy 0 points1 point ago

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I like the red flashing light.

[–]tabret2004 0 points1 point ago

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i could literally watch that for ages...in the hope something might happen lol

[–]toothblanket 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE.

[–]flying_dutchman14 0 points1 point ago

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So meta...

[–]Zalitara 0 points1 point ago

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I watched for like 10 seconds then I rememberd the title of the thread and the fact that this had to be a gif.

[–]cccmikey 0 points1 point ago

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If it was really live you would see traffic on your network. Ctrl shift esc, and click network tab :-)

[–]TheFlyingHellfish 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try, I figured this thing out in 10 minutes flat.

[–]MrVop 0 points1 point ago

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3 chicks? crazy man!

[–]HiveMindNotMe 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't work reddit made me untrollable

[–]greasywiener 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Bolesy 0 points1 point ago

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still going on...2 hours and 45 seconds now...

[–]kingtickler 0 points1 point ago

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whoa that girl is smoking hot

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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what a long gif, 1 hour, 12 mins and counting

[–]holy_taco 0 points1 point ago

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Got me while at work. Slowly more and more co-workers came to the idiot festival to join in on the humiliation. Touché...from all of us

[–]Ennacolovesyou 0 points1 point ago

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you got me, haha :) good work

[–]Asophis 0 points1 point ago

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Well played.

[–]foreverundone 0 points1 point ago

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Can't believe I fell for that.

[–]mynameisleo 0 points1 point ago

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I liked the part where she got naked. Well worth the wait

[–]yorAtowel 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see anything, is my computer brokenn......... Oh wait. I see what you did there...

[–]mightybird 0 points1 point ago

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I realized I was already being kept busy with neverending reddit... This just aided in my realization that i'm dumb.

[–]JHuddly 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Dove Men's Care Bodywash? Awesome!

[–]super_dave_cares 0 points1 point ago

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yes, i am that idiot

[–]PoissonRouge 0 points1 point ago

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How to keep an idiot busy: invent karma

[–]imme40 0 points1 point ago

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Right click -> inspect element -> image link

File size - 813.91KB

[–]CEE92 0 points1 point ago

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i didn't read the title!

[–]gethrodrak 0 points1 point ago

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5 seconds. Could get a 5-year old or my dog though.

[–]GirlWithThePandaHat 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoting. Showed it to my friend, who watched it and asked if something was going to happen. Made me laugh. :D

[–]kevlo 0 points1 point ago

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Bastards.

[–]StAk6688846993 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just trying to kill time, totally works

[–]ricketgt[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did(n't) do there...

[–]iLOVEoldermen 0 points1 point ago

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was that rodney king at the end?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck, I am an idiot.

[–]benjaxx 0 points1 point ago

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Come on man, its late, this is cruel.

[–]lotolo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GiggleAtTheGoatse 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit, were they shooting a porno in there?

[–]CunderscoreF 0 points1 point ago

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search picture for a few seconds for something hiding...look at link...see .gif...gif? GIF GIF GIF!! BACK BACK NOW NOW GO LEAVE!!!

[–]dolpsc 0 points1 point ago

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you should have at least warned me to bring a box of tissues. now fingers are all sticky

[–]psyki 0 points1 point ago

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This animated gif existed before computers did. Think about that.

[–]DrWonderBread -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there

[–]MedievalValor -1 points0 points ago

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Jerk...I clicked on the link without even reading the title.

Kept me busy for about a minute.

[–]sadistic4 2 points3 points ago

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hence "idiot"

[–]joebro123 0 points1 point ago

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touché

[–]mrfrostbear -2 points-1 points ago

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this needs a NSFW tag

[–]emperorzurg -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there... clever girl

[–]Hot4Teacher84 -1 points0 points ago

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Where's the toilet?

[–]judokalinker -3 points-2 points ago

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Really lame...