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[–]thefemaleredditor 192 points193 points ago

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This is from Married to the Sea. How about a link to the creator?

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/index.php?date=020508

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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This one is my favorite.

[–]L0NG1NU5 73 points74 points ago

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WHY IS THIS CONCEPT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!!

[–]sarmatron 25 points26 points ago

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More difficult concepts:

  • not reposting old shit

[–]theresaviking 21 points22 points ago

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  • string theory

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[–]Grimjestor 5 points6 points ago

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  • Brain Science!

[–]CriticalEcho 5 points6 points ago

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[–]alphanumerik 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Grimjestor -1 points0 points ago

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Bravo, my good sir, bravo!

[–]Kowzorz 0 points1 point ago

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  • And my axe!

[–]Cathbar 2 points3 points ago

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Because we'll only click on it if it's an imgur link. As for not putting it in the comments, who knows.

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[–]AdonisChrist 1 point2 points ago

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greed?

[–]orangey41 3 points4 points ago

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Seriously! Even linking to the original image is ok (as this has a url at the bottom, which this guy cropped out..) http://www.marriedtothesea.com/020508/captain-speaking.gif

[–]poterock 1 point2 points ago

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Immediately got this t-shirt the first time I saw it on reddit a while back!

[–]lower_the_bar 0 points1 point ago

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This is by far may favorite shirt, and I also bought the one with the couple running through the water with the quotes:

"I hate Thinking!"

"Me Too!"

[–]10thPlanet 0 points1 point ago

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Do you have a link to that one?

[–]lower_the_bar 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lollerkeet 1 point2 points ago

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Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments.

[–]CaptainJeff 0 points1 point ago

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I can confirm this. I'm a captain.

[–]VadersGonnaVade 10 points11 points ago

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For some reason this made me laugh way harder than I feel it should have.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I hear ya, bro. The first time I saw this was on a t shirt about a year ago- I laughed SO hard. And then bought it. Money well spent, let me tell you!

[–]Bethurz 9 points10 points ago

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This is the Brooklyn bound B-train, making local stops at wherever the hell I feel like. Watch for the closing doors.

BOOM, BOOM.

[–]effervescence 1 point2 points ago

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Came here specifically for this quote. God I love Reddit.

[–]ducky-box 0 points1 point ago

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It instantly made me think of this quote.

[–]AristotleJr 21 points22 points ago

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Married to the sea depends on people not stealing their shit. Just link to it. Furthermore, imgur is an evil corporation which sells your details to advertisers.

[–]njfinn 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, people. They've got a baby to feed now!

[–]cal679 29 points30 points ago

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[–]evoLverR 6 points7 points ago

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Why don't you like, stop shouting and stuff? Why so angry?

[–]daskoon 1 point2 points ago

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control+c, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v, control+v.

[–]skootles 1 point2 points ago

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or control+c, control+vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv.

[–]hucknbid -1 points0 points ago

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Rehosting comics stop?

Oh, this is the stop where we rehost comics, eh? Should have known....

[–]mleugh 2 points3 points ago

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All of my favourite t-shirts come from sharing machine. I am wearing this one right now.

[–]DonGeronimo 2 points3 points ago

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That bicycle thing is called a "Velocipede Handcar."

[–]ctrl_all_del 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bumblecurls 1 point2 points ago

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I can't help but laugh whenever I see this! I tried to share it with friends awhile back and no one thought it was funny. I hate them all.

[–]pilvlp 1 point2 points ago

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Read as "This is your caption speaking."

[–]chainmailws6 1 point2 points ago

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[–]col_bob_crane 1 point2 points ago

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Does anybody have the original image without the text?

[–]orangey41 4 points5 points ago

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Drew is pretty adamant about not sharing where his MTTS pics are from; you'll only ever see them posted as comics for his site.

[–]BrisvegasLukass 0 points1 point ago

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Captain's speech bubble does not have the 'thingy' that the speech bubble should have to define the bubble of speech is coming from the speaking captain. Passenger trolling.

[–]jsnoogs 0 points1 point ago

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loooove maried to the sea, along with the rest of their webcomics

[–]Bob_Munden 0 points1 point ago

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His leg definitely catches the bar when he pedals, so how does he move.

[–]Reddict262 0 points1 point ago

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The above pictured device is commonly mistaken as a mode of transportation. Its true design as one of the most successful "trolling" apparatus of railway towns enabled the viewer, seen in the rear, to engage in a raucous laughter as a 'friend' tried to pedal said machine and promptly demolished his shin.

[–]defenestrate_me 0 points1 point ago

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I got some dirty looks from how hard I laughed at this.

[–]marsh2mellow 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of that one futurama when they go to old new york and bender ia just pike this is the bender express making stops wherever the hell i feel like it

[–]Mr_Papagiorgio 0 points1 point ago

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Hipsters

[–]xxgoozxx 0 points1 point ago

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Instead of private jets, is there such as private train cars? Like the one in wild wild west with will smith?lol

[–]discretion 0 points1 point ago

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This print is hanging in a large, ornate frame, in my apartment.

Above the toilet.

[–]CactusA 0 points1 point ago

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There's also wondermark for this kind of thing

[–]CleverU5ERNAME 0 points1 point ago

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I love Married to the Sea! (I'm assuming this is where that is from)

[–]Kistoff 0 points1 point ago

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