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[–]koolaidface 1 point2 points ago

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This should be on The Onion, but it's not. Derp?

[–]ireallylikecake 1 point2 points ago

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First we have a black president. now we have a black Jesus

[–]AlicexEve 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck humanity.

[–]baumkramer 0 points1 point ago

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hahahahahaha you think you're really special, don't you?

[–]Drummer149 -1 points0 points ago

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Times like this, I would much rather be a chimpanzee.

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 2 points3 points ago

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The only thing that amazes me more about how big of whores women can be is how they lie. Even when everyone knows they are lying, they still lie. Even if tell a lie or telling the truth would yield the same result, a woman will lie just to lie. Even when they have been caught and shown that what they are saying is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE...they still lie.

[–]laristocrate[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Sometime I wonder how peoples can be that stupid.

[–]captain_spaulding512 0 points1 point ago

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I want to watch a 3d porno film.

[–]laristocrate[S] 1 point2 points ago

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You want to get pregnant?

[–]captain_spaulding512 0 points1 point ago

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~_~

[–]Tizzjack 0 points1 point ago

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I'd never pay for my porn. But 3D... hmmm

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

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Time to go to Maury!!!!

[–]itzdraper 0 points1 point ago

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This is ridiculous. What ever happened to Jenny Jones?

[–]Godabed 0 points1 point ago

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3d porno theater, do you know how many people jack off in that place, the seat she was sitting in was probably covered in jizz, it soaked through her pants, and she got preggo. That more believable than the jesus birth.

Also to white people all african americans look alike so of course the black actor looks like her baby.

[–]warfuckingbird 0 points1 point ago

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What'd they name him, Jesus?

[–]Peripatet 0 points1 point ago

Mandinglet?

[–]Inferno 0 points1 point ago

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Makes slightly more sense than being impregnated by an angel.

Also, pretty sure this is fake.

[–]kpanzer 0 points1 point ago

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Or being impregnated by a civil war bullet.

[–]woarber -1 points0 points ago

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I have never seen anything more intriniscally american than this couple. I approve.