Kirk is on another level.

Imagine a thousand outhouses, and the outhouses drain into a funnel that collects the shit into a drain that leads to an ocean of shit where a thousand other similar drains empty. There are thermal vents at the bottom of this shit ocean heating the seas of shit. Now, imagine a lid covers this ocean, allowing the shit waters to stew for a million years. After that time has elapsed, a sponge is dropped into the ocean; the sponge is absorbs everything. Next, that sponge is miniaturized by a magician and sent to a lab where they've been breeding a rat with stretchy, impenetrable skin. The miniaturized sponge is fed to the rat, who happily gobbles it up. As the sponge is passing through the rat's intestines, the sponge's miniaturization wears off, and the sponge instantly expands to its original gigantic size inside the rat, but the rat's special skin doesn't rupture, resulting in a shit-filled rat the size of a Macy's Day Parade blimp. The rat is squeezed into a lecture hall at the local community college. When the professor mentions evolution, a quantum-sharpened needle punctures the rat's skin, and the rat explodes. That what Kirk Cameron is like.