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[–]Toast_One_Seven 31 points32 points ago

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NSFL...Not Safe For Lunch

I was eating, damnit.

[–]frame_limit[S] 13 points14 points ago

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You clicked on something that said "huge balls" while you were eating? upvote.

[–]iMarmalade 6 points7 points ago

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That takes huge balls.

[–]Vidyogamasta[!] 3 points4 points ago

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Was it pork? I hope it was pork.

[–]Toast_One_Seven 0 points1 point ago

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Turkey and ham...so it definitely had its part.

[–]iamchiefwiggum 26 points27 points ago

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Shit balls!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Mom!

[–]Kyoushirou 0 points1 point ago

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Shitty balls.

[–]bananaswild 1 point2 points ago

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Ballsy shits.

[–]paramex -1 points0 points ago

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Shit on balls!!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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As an animal science major I feel it is my job to point out that who ever is feeding that pig is feeding it the wrong food.

[–]congee 2 points3 points ago

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umm, I'm almost afraid to ask... but how so?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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It should be significantly more fluid than that. Still glad you asked?

[–]freindlyfonz 0 points1 point ago

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dear animal science major: I concur with this statement. However I can only concur because of a conversation held with my ex-pig farmer roomate, not being an expert myself. Would you please expound on why this "Sus Scrofa Domesticus" has enlarged testicals?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago*

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It doesn't, those are about normal. Boars have a very large ejaculate, 100 to 500 ml. For comparison, humans ejaculate about 10 ml. Most of this from the bulbourethral glands, which seals up the vagina to prevent retrograde flow of semen out.

Edit: terminology

Edit 2: Fun facts. They also have penises that have a corkscrew shape and can retract, they don't have erections like humans do. When an erection occurs there is relatively little extra blood in the penis and a muscle relaxes to let it out of the body.

[–]Montrealgirl 3 points4 points ago

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What are you a ' pig ball scientist ' ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No, but I have taken a course in reproductive physiology.

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[–]Journalisto 24 points25 points ago

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Hookers ask me that same question all the time. Really annoying.

[–]Ragnrok 7 points8 points ago

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You sound like my mother.

[–]enderdio 5 points6 points ago

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With this sentence, a hyphen can change the meaning, however this is one of the rare cases where both are contextually relevant.

Are you sure those are balls and not some strange-ass deformity?

Are you sure those are balls and not some strange ass-deformity?

[–]uRprobablyagay 13 points14 points ago

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That shit is nuts.

[–]willief 8 points9 points ago

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Remind me to skip pork for the next several months.

[–]Nefai 2 points3 points ago

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Well, pigs do just shit where they live and roll around in it.

[–]Ragnrok 9 points10 points ago

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No, pigs are forced to live and shit in the same place. Left to their own devices pigs are actually very clean animals.

[–]Ginsoakedboy21 1 point2 points ago

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Pigs root in mud all day, they are happiest with their nose in filth.

Where they shit, I do not know.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Should have read:

"Sometimes, having huge balls is shitty"

[–]seahorseolympics 2 points3 points ago

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The shit you see fifteen pages deep.

[–]CanIGetaHellYeah 2 points3 points ago

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MLLLAARGHGGH.. what has seen cannot be unseen.. ze gahgles zey do nahzing... etc.

[–]Journalisto 2 points3 points ago

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That is one nice looking turd.

[–]luluvegas 3 points4 points ago

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this should definitely be in r/wtf lmao

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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How about a nsfw label on that?

[–]donna_hayward 3 points4 points ago

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no no no no no no no no NO

[–]qpoc 1 point2 points ago

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upvote a million times

[–]Hpirraz 1 point2 points ago

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I hate when this happens to me.

[–]gdubb90 1 point2 points ago

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Why you shitting on my balls, bro?

[–]Artrw 1 point2 points ago

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...and that's enough internet for today.

[–]space_paradox 3 points4 points ago

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See pig with shit on its huge balls. Imediatly think of putting it on the internet.

[–]Rawtashk 2 points3 points ago

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This. Front page material.

[–]viennasausages -4 points-3 points ago

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and yet a pig shitting on its own balls is still better than what you have to offer

[–]Rawtashk 0 points1 point ago

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Because reddit links is what measures the merit of a man.....m i rite?

[–]viennasausages 0 points1 point ago

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i'll defer to your experienced judgment, as i am not in the habit of measuring men

[–]zwyryzw 1 point2 points ago

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looks like the day after the no-fap-october

[–]kekky 1 point2 points ago

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but it keeps them warm

[–]kingtut891 0 points1 point ago

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Crap cock.

[–]GuanatanaMo 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, sometimes.

[–]meganator0208 0 points1 point ago

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Oh. Ew.

[–]panaja17 0 points1 point ago

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Does this remind anybody else of Team America: World Police

[–]flargenhargen 0 points1 point ago

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the amount of laughter this picture got from me is proof that I am, in fact, 12 years old.

[–]LondonTiger 0 points1 point ago

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fuck me1! i hope thats cancerous balls and aint real

[–]ussoldier239 0 points1 point ago

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Hey there buddy, how about a NSFW?

[–]Rustysporkman 0 points1 point ago

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Click.

Notice balls: "Oh, Shit."

Notice poop: "Oh, God."

Realize coincidence.

Laugh.

[–]joelnet 0 points1 point ago

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i can't upvote this enough.

[–]Spiro_Agnew 0 points1 point ago

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I hate it when that happens.

[–]likeenolikee 0 points1 point ago

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This....what...how...but...wait...What!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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CHRIST that thing needs to be drained.

[–]BakulaSelleck92 -1 points0 points ago

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It's humorous because the swine defecated on his testicles.

[–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

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Did you forget to sign into your novelty account?

[–]BakulaSelleck92 0 points1 point ago

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Novelty accounts are too mainstream.

[–]i_only_say_lol 2 points3 points ago

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lol