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[–]jdutra 29 points30 points ago

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Okay, we'll stop hunting you as long as your females stop coming to our clubs.

[–]Kolbitos 1 point2 points ago

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seriously fucking genius comment

[–]duracellchris 1 point2 points ago

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LOL! Have an upvote, sir!

[–]Novelt_Acct 6 points7 points ago

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Whale, fancy meetin you here

[–]iamtenninja 2 points3 points ago

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I sea what you did there

[–]food_eater 0 points1 point ago

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this picture is a fluke.

[–]shootinputin 3 points4 points ago

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Is there a high res version of this?

[–]rambeazy 2 points3 points ago

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It's the Ocean bouncer. Please provide proper ID.

[–]sknkpop 2 points3 points ago

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Man, the humpback whale is utterly amazing, and is my favorite species of marine animal. I find myself humbled whenever I think about them.

But you know what? Being right beside one in deep water makes me NOPE all the way back home. Pants would be shat.

[–]mc_rib 2 points3 points ago

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We've got fun and whale high fives.

[–]auxiliary-character 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I was hoping for.

[–]dan_sundberg 1 point2 points ago

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Giant five!

[–]erichermit 1 point2 points ago

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WHAAAAALEEEE FIVE!

I can't imagine anything better.

[–]Kolbitos 1 point2 points ago

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Less funny and more awesome, but I'm not complaining

[–]iRideDragons 1 point2 points ago

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HELLO

YES, I AM WHALE

[–]Sarke1 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else finish the title in their head with "... we've got fun and games."

[–]gbgftw 0 points1 point ago

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"I'm afraid we have a strict tuxedo policy"

[–]Mitchamaya 0 points1 point ago

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Pleased to meet you, I'm a whale.

[–]shadoworc01 0 points1 point ago

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I believe you mean "Pleased to meet you, I am a whale."

[–]BrisvegasLukass 0 points1 point ago

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down low!...too slow

[–]vankie 0 points1 point ago

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that. is. thecoolestfuckingthingihaveEVERseen.

[–]AlexFahrenheit 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know about you guys, but I find this picture so relaxing!

[–]Trolling_zeuus 0 points1 point ago

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collegehumor.com has had this with a comment of "at the last second he pulled back and ran his flipper through his hair"

[–]digger_ex_pat 0 points1 point ago

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Pleased to meet you. How do you do?