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[–]tictacteaux 699 points700 points ago

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they just look like the funnest family EVER

[–]redsolitary 598 points599 points ago

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what they look like is a threat to my traditional heterosexual marriage.

[–]30percentAlpaca 201 points202 points ago

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It's because of people like them that Kim Kardashian's marriage fell apart.

[–]bobrocks 339 points340 points ago

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Yeah, how can my wife and I raise our 4 year old son when thousands of miles away 2 men are raising kids?

[–]RikF 105 points106 points ago

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Or, more importantly, how can you raise a 4 year old son in a family that just can't be that much fun? Straight families are ruining childhood!!

[–]tangoshukudai 67 points68 points ago

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I am turning gay so I can be happy like this!

[–]DangerChips 100 points101 points ago

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THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE! That they are happy, well adjusted, and theatrically superior to your heterosexual lifestyle in all ways possible where the sex is always happenin' with a fit attractive partner and... and... well, crap. I wish I were gay now.

[–]gwhandle 31 points32 points ago

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It's working <rubs hands together>.

[–]Insolent_villager 1 point2 points ago

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FINALLY! We know the gay "agenda"!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I thought it was making marriage to toasters legal?!?!?

WHY YOU CONFUSE ME!

[–]donpapillon 16 points17 points ago

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Gay

adjective, -er, -est, noun, adverb, adjective

having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.

[–]Cinelli 50 points51 points ago

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Quit being so gay.

[–]molrobocop 13 points14 points ago

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For this reason, I think the state of Kansas will be firewalling this image.

[–]cabbageloins 7 points8 points ago

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Kansan here, nope. They haven't caught it yet.

[–]zackks 11 points12 points ago

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Kansan here, they secretly like these kinds of photos.

[–]EndOnAnyRoll 8 points9 points ago

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NPH isn't gay. His husband is though.

[–]ponymchoofyson 2 points3 points ago

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I showed this pic to my 4 year old because she loves Peter Pan. She asked, "Where's the Mommy?" I said, "Oh, no, there's 2 Dads. Some times families have two Dads, or two Moms." And she said, "...or, two kids". LOL. And that's exactly how much that matters to a kid.

[–]redsolitary 1 point2 points ago

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I like that. I know its cliche to say but kids have good perspective sometimes.

[–]imbignate 45 points46 points ago

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How can I explain this to my children? Think of the Children!

[–]Enigma3613 67 points68 points ago

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Easy: he's Captain hook. The little boy is Smee. The little girl is Tinker Bell. The guy holding Tinker Bell is Peter Pan.

[–]socialstatus 23 points24 points ago

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"the guy holding Tinkerbell"... That's Scooter!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Lunch Lady Scooter!

And isn't Lily married to Sandy Rivers irl?

[–]arc_en_ciel 25 points26 points ago

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God dammit how many times to I have to say it?! Willow is married to Wesley.

[–]MrLister 7 points8 points ago

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Warwick Davis is married to Carey Elwes?

[–]Osiris32 1 point2 points ago

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I would pay good money to see that.

[–]happyklam 2 points3 points ago

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holy crap, how did I not notice?!

[–]ParkerZA 4 points5 points ago

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No way! Didn't recognize him without the puppy eyes...

[–]Dawgishly 1 point2 points ago

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The hook, the kids. Kinda scares me. It is just so natural to grab the kid with both hands at times.

[–]cynognathus 19 points20 points ago

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Relevant Louis CK:

I don't know, it's your shitty kid. You fucking tell them. Why is that anyone else's problem? Two guys are in love but they can't get married cause you don't want to talk to your ugly child for fucking five minutes?

[–]-jiffypop- 25 points26 points ago

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They just look like the most fabulous family ever!

[–]titovan 5 points6 points ago

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I wish "I" was part of that family :(

[–]WillisRad 1 point2 points ago

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I know this comment will be buried but I showed this picture to my (science teacher) coworkers at lunch today and the general consensus was "those poor children."

My response: They look pretty fucking happy to me.

[–]badaboom 1 point2 points ago

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I find very few people take photos of the baby crying and the parents fighting.

[–]Gormae 281 points282 points ago

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His wife looks like a man!

[–]Topper_Bottoms 60 points61 points ago

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I'm sure he doesn't see her that way. Love is blind, after all.

[–]IntentToContribute 36 points37 points ago

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Topper_Bottoms, it's like you're speaking from the heart.

[–]NBAallstar 25 points26 points ago*

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You know what they say.. Love is blaaaaah - Tommy Wisseau.

edit: clip

[–]nickehl 13 points14 points ago

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In his defense, Lisa was tearing him apart.

[–]catharso 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Meekman 106 points107 points ago

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Are those glasses on the baby Mr. Smee painted on?

[–]SpeecySpicy 108 points109 points ago

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Don't try to stop me, Smee! Don't try to stop me Smee!

[–]D-Evolve 87 points88 points ago

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Smee! Try to Stop me Smee! Smee...Stop me Smee!!!!

[–]campcastaway 42 points43 points ago

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Why did you stop me Smee?

[–]TheGizmojo 29 points30 points ago

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Death is the only adventure I have left, Smee.

[–]MrDoogee 16 points17 points ago

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What About Smee? Smee! Smee! Smee. Smee. What about Smee?

Smee's me. What about me?

[–]KalAl 14 points15 points ago

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This is not a joke, I have a gun to my head!!!

[–]womanisadangercat 56 points57 points ago

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Best way to keep fake glasses on a baby/very small child. Especially when they are integral to the costume.

[–]CySailor 149 points150 points ago

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I wish I had seen this earlier... Staples worked too

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Gorilla glue.

[–]meeohmi 4 points5 points ago

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Probably eye-linered on.

[–]cuddlypetslinky 6 points7 points ago

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thanks for this. I saw the glasses and thought a very poorly done Harry Potter.

[–]Famousoriginalme 3 points4 points ago

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Sharpie®

[–]n00bn00b 38 points39 points ago

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Wait, is the Peter Pan play that guy who is on Lily's hook from HIMYM?

[–]emcoffey3 32 points33 points ago

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It's Scooter!

Alyson Hannigan's husband and Cobie Smulders' husband have also been on HIMYM (Sandy Rivers and one of Barney/Marshall's co-workers, respectively).

[–]jwhardcastle 36 points37 points ago

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TIL Alyson Hannigan is married to Sandy Rivers.

*shiver*

[–]silicapowder 51 points52 points ago

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It's less creepy if you choose to remember him as Wesley Wyndam-Price.

[–]mistergookey 11 points12 points ago

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Words cannot describe the disappointment when I found out that the actor was American, not English. Ever since I realised, whenever I hear him speak in an American accent, it sounds really fake to me,

[–]The-Beckles 4 points5 points ago

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I hear it too! He sounds like a British person speaking with a fake American accent.. how weird is that?

[–]Forever_Forgotten 1 point2 points ago

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Not to upset you, but the guy who plays Spike is American too.

[–]Damonstration 6 points7 points ago

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I squeal every time Alexis Denisof (Sandy Rivers aka Wesley Wyndham Price) is on HIMYM. I'm a guy.

[–]Jellobug 283 points284 points ago

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...Butt pirate.

[–]Baexican 82 points83 points ago

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With a fairy.

[–]eponym_ 9 points10 points ago

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It's coarse and obvious, but someone had to say it

[–]touristoflife 85 points86 points ago

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legen...dARRRy

[–]howlinatthemoon 63 points64 points ago

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Legendaddys*

[–]cjk105 313 points314 points ago*

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Oh those poor kids. Clearly you can see how being raised in a gay household is affecting them (troll voice/ jk) EDIT: affect/effect, I thought this was America?

[–]womanisadangercat 457 points458 points ago

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Can't you see? They've already turned one of them into a fairy. The humanity!

[–]CardNation 131 points132 points ago*

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TIL, Neil Patrick Harris is gay. Good for him.

TIalsoL, I must be living under a rock.

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

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You must be because he's been gay for a very long time.

[–]rjung 184 points185 points ago

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I hear he's been gay his whole life.

[–]xljj42 32 points33 points ago

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According to NPH, Brooke Shields made him think he was straight for 20 odd years. :p

Just a bit of fun, he admits it in song here.

[–]OsakaWilson 7 points8 points ago

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Liberace is gay too. Betcha didn't see that one coming.

[–]discipula_vitae 6 points7 points ago

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So is Elton John. I just want you to be informed.

[–]samtlam 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT?!

[–]Spo8 1 point2 points ago

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Knowing that makes his characters even funnier, I think. He's gay and him getting every woman ever is still easily believable.

Same with Jane Lynch's character on Glee complaining about "sneaky gays."

[–]Lost_Horizon 131 points132 points ago

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Why do I think these kids will end up infinitely more well adjusted than me?

[–]conanarama 103 points104 points ago

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They're already more well-adjusted than me.

[–]LibraryAtNight 29 points30 points ago

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yea, those kids have it together. I'm a mess.

[–]GaryOak37 18 points19 points ago

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Fuck yeah bro, all the troubled teens be hangin at the library at night, accumulatin knowledge and shit.

[–]l1ddl3monkey 4 points5 points ago

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Ditto - I had the traditional male/female parents and I was never that happy as a kid

[–]funnynickname 6 points7 points ago

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Being raised by immature idiots that constantly battle for control, one of which wants lots of sex, the other of which can take it or leave it, one of which is a tyrant about money, the other of which spends beyond her means, leading to more and more conflict, somehow left you unhappy?

[–]zackks 2 points3 points ago

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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can eliminate the things that make us unhappy.

[–]nightzirk 37 points38 points ago

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Because they're very rich.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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being well adjusted to a fucked up society is nothing to be proud of

[–]bikenblaze 2 points3 points ago

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legendary quote sir

[–]Bluelegs 12 points13 points ago

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Money?

[–]another_brick 32 points33 points ago

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This is obviously how civilization ends...

[–]smilingkevin 12 points13 points ago

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Not with a bang, but with a "FABULOUS!"

[–]gwhandle 4 points5 points ago

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I would also have accepted "Not with a bang, but with a withper."

[–]elbowglitter 1 point2 points ago

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That's how I want to go!

[–]thisurlnotfound 30 points31 points ago

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This kills the civilization.

[–]cjk105 13 points14 points ago

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Look at the baby on top... He's screaming!!!

[–]CFGX 14 points15 points ago

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I don't know how it's effecting them, but I can certainly see how it's affecting them.

[–]cjk105 15 points16 points ago

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their bean effected alot!

[–]roguediamond 38 points39 points ago

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twitch

My inner grammar nazi is starting up the ovens in the conjugation camps...

[–]MaeveningErnsmau 1 point2 points ago

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In this case, "effect" is perfectly acceptable (and arguably more appropriate). The results of their parentage can be with respect to any element of their being, not just with respect to their outlook on the world.

[–]tenhotuisku 49 points50 points ago

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Well to be honest that does kinda look like it would suck. Having your dad dress up as a slutty peter pan and everything.

Not hating gays but that would be awkward when they drop you off at kindergarten or something.

[–]oftheroom 91 points92 points ago

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It's slutty because he is a man showing a bare arm and part of his stomach? To me, it looks like he is basing his costume off of this version of Peter Pan ... in which case he's being modest.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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He got those muscles from lifting his children.

[–]Rosebud_Lady 1 point2 points ago

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I want to give you more than 1 upvote but I can't. Rock on.

[–]cjk105 109 points110 points ago

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True, a heterosexual slutty peter pan dad would be equally embarrassing.

[–]tenhotuisku 36 points37 points ago*

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Exactly my point

I don't really understand why you get all the upvotes and I get all the downvotes when we don't even disagree. It's not a sexuality thing, it's just a dad thing.

[–]tgjer 13 points14 points ago

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The kids are 1 year old. And even if they were 5, he probably wouldn't be dressed like Peter Pan when he dropped them off at school.

Nobody objects to the pics of babies with MILFs in sexy pirate/tinkerbell/whatever costumes.

[–]tenhotuisku 1 point2 points ago

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Nobody objects to the pics of babies with MILFs in sexy pirate/tinkerbell/whatever costumes.

I think that would be equally awkward

[–]bushwakko 30 points31 points ago

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I'd be pretty bummed out if my dad came to a party dressed as a slutty peter pan, or a slutty anything for that matter :P

[–]jimarib 46 points47 points ago

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We usually assess masculinity in relation to our fathers, so I'd imagine it might be a little confronting seeing them in a Peter Pan suit. Then again, is there really anything more manly than two guys throwing down? Sparta instilled loyalty in their men through the encouragement of homosexual relationships. The aim of this wasn't just to inspire loyalty in the Empire: it created a sense of fraternity, trust and understanding between the men that fought and died together.

My point is this: being a father isn't purely about being masculine, any more than say, Conan the Barbarian, is the epitome of what it means to be a man. I'm straight, but if I want to pass down anything to my children it will be respect and tolerance for others, and a fascination with (not ignorance of) diversity.

[–]rjung 26 points27 points ago

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The most macho man is one who goes out dressed as a slutty Peter Pan and doesn't give a fuck what you think.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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I like your point very much. The idea that the value of a man is wrapped up in his masculinity does men no favors at all.

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[–]Paper_Mache 1 point2 points ago

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Driving this point home, we instill in our young males to stop crying and "man up" or "start acting like a man" as if the alternative is somehow worse or undesirable.

[–]Pykins 11 points12 points ago

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I'll be passing down an appreciation for crushing enemies and hearing the lamentation of their women. To my daughter. I'm manly like that.

[–]Vaywen 2 points3 points ago

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That was very eloquent.

[–]Pykins 6 points7 points ago

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And that's not just a man thing. I'd be horrified to see my mom in a slutty anything costume too.

[–]danceydancetime 1 point2 points ago

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If not more embarrassing.

[–]xigdit 14 points15 points ago

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Neither one of those kids is nearly old enough to feel awkward about how their fathers are dressing. At that age, your parents are basically still omnipotent beings to you.

[–]Granite-M 2 points3 points ago

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The trick is to maintain that illusion as long as possible, through clever use of special effects, tracking devices, and electronic surveillance.

[–]TheeLinker 38 points39 points ago

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He's doing that for Halloween. That's not his everyday attire. ಠ_ಠ

[–]RebeccaSays 4 points5 points ago

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I think a slutty tinker bell mom would be just as bad.

[–]tenhotuisku 1 point2 points ago

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Yes it would

[–]StinkinFinger 8 points9 points ago

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They are babies. I'm pretty sure NPH has the sense to not drop his kids off at school dressed like that.

[–]go_boy 1 point2 points ago

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Like a pirate?

[–]michaelwise 6 points7 points ago

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And then those same kids find out that your dad is NPH and forget the fairy all together.

[–]MrFlesh 117 points118 points ago

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Sexy Peter Pan is creepy

[–]Newshoe 34 points35 points ago

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It's Scooter from How I Met Your Mother: "Maybe my words won't change your mind, but perhaps the words of a poet might. November Rain, by W. Axel Rose. "

[–]Ais3 21 points22 points ago

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Dude, it's Axl.

[–]HazierPhonics 23 points24 points ago

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Because if it were Axel, it wouldn't be an anagram of "oral sex".

[–]nawt_a_throwaway 8 points9 points ago

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Hah... TIL

[–]howlinatthemoon 12 points13 points ago

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My name's Alex dude.

[–]yoreel 6 points7 points ago

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Nice to meet you, Alex Dude.

[–]alexm90 4 points5 points ago

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TIL that Barney Stintson is actually fucking Lily's ex boyfriend.

[–]dhaft88 1 point2 points ago

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The only Axel in my world is Foley.

[–]therealpdrake 1 point2 points ago

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lunch lady scooter

[–]cannabist 1 point2 points ago

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What, Barney and Scooter are married IRL?

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

[–]Jahonay 132 points133 points ago

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This is ruining the sanctity of marriage. Kim is fine though.

[–]steve-d 21 points22 points ago

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HEY! 72 days is a long time in show business!

[–]dhaft88 2 points3 points ago

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Hell, convert that to internet time where tweets and statuses are posted.. that's like /counting a long ass time!

[–]penis_thief 1 point2 points ago

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72 days is a long time in show business for a ho.

[–]JimmerUK 3 points4 points ago

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We must protect American family values from these people!

[–]flamyngo 81 points82 points ago

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NPH's husband is ripped.

[–]vindicated19 11 points12 points ago

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upvote for use of "husband"

[–]flamyngo 10 points11 points ago

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You know, I didn't even think about it when I said it. It makes me happy that my brain went straight there. :)

[–]Tozar 1 point2 points ago

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He sure knows how to work those triceps.

[–]misseff 35 points36 points ago

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This is what happens when gays are allowed to adopt kids. They make the cutest Halloween costumes and take adorable pictures. Monsters!

Edit: Also, the little glasses on the baby in front are just killing me. It's too much cute.

[–]tinfins 55 points56 points ago

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NPH: Such an awesome family man, he makes you wish your parents were gay.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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If my parents were gay maybe they wouldn't be divorced.

[–]mattnham 11 points12 points ago

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Technically speaking you wouldn't be here though

[–]grigorescu 8 points9 points ago

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For whatever reason, I read that as "he makes you wish your pirates were gay."

[–]Tron-Gorf 29 points30 points ago

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Arrr, destroying and plunderin' the sanctity of marriage, Arrrr.

[–]haniel_death 43 points44 points ago

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Pirate Neil Patrick-Harris. The awesomeness can't be contained

[–]thomasaquina 25 points26 points ago

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I'm not always jealous of gay couples, but when I am, it's of NPH and Scooter

[–]DanimalHouse 6 points7 points ago

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I want to be rich and famous so I can afford kickass costumes for halloween too.

[–]rottenartist 7 points8 points ago

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Holy crap his husband is hot.

[–]Gullyvuhr 6 points7 points ago

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Clearly, as you can see here, homosexuals would in no way respect the sanctity of the family unit like Kim Kardashian or Brittney Spears -- both of which united in proper, God-loving, hetero-sexual unions.

[–]Darrian 20 points21 points ago

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Yes, they're gay, holy shit, we get it Reddit. These comments are awful.

[–]haiku_robot 11 points12 points ago

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Yes, they're gay, holy 
shit, we get it Reddit. These 
comments are awful.

[–]e5t2 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like the captain finally sank his hook into ol' peter pan.

[–]psychelicious 2 points3 points ago

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What cute babies!!!

[–]sheepsix 10 points11 points ago

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Don't say gay, say Takei.

[–]molkhal 1 point2 points ago

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becareful you don't hurt the kid with that sharp hook

[–]thelazerbeast 10 points11 points ago

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I think I just got turned gay.

[–]the_voice_of_raisins 1 point2 points ago

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the one-legged pirate baby is a nice touch

[–]chuckles2011 1 point2 points ago

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The one in the pirate outfit doesn't look gay enough.

[–]JBionic 1 point2 points ago

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NPH's wife is pretty hot.

[–]Bionic_Pickle 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit, they copied our costumes! And did a much better job of it. For shame.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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guess that would be a butt pirate. ;) Just a joke, couldn't care less about gayness.

[–]tnova 1 point2 points ago

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After watching many episodes of How I Met Your Mother, my first reaction was "Neil Patrick Harris' partner is Neil Patrick Harris in disguise"

[–]The_reflection 1 point2 points ago

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Can we drop the stupid sarcastic discussion for a second and talk about that badass Hook costume? That thing is glorious.

[–]bumbletowne 1 point2 points ago

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MMm that is one sexy ass peter pan.

[–]RedCaveTree 1 point2 points ago

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The Aryan family unit.

[–]fitzawesomeo[!] 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if NPH was straight just how often his family would make front page of reddit.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Look at the eroding moral fabric of America. So sad.

[–]bunnysaur 1 point2 points ago

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what a lovely family

[–]Zombette 1 point2 points ago

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Those are some cute ass kids!

[–]WcJessen 1 point2 points ago

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But dem gays can't be gud parints! That there Fox News told me so.

[–]takka_takka_takka 1 point2 points ago

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They look like they are having a gay old time! You know, I think I really missed out being raised by heterosexuals.

[–]Despisear 1 point2 points ago

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I had no idea he had twins... and so I went to youtube to see if I could find videos of them... Then found myself watching him on Ellen.. and then I found this

[–]Tee_Red 7 points8 points ago

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Would you look at that. Two happenin, young married men on a guys night out without the wives and they even took the kids with them.

[–]Farabee 2 points3 points ago

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I swear, you guys are fascinated by NPH's family.

[–]count_chocula 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously, it's getting kind of weird, reddit. Like borderline creepy stalker weird.

[–]lankrypt0 1 point2 points ago

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is that Twinkerbell?

[–]nicknameminaj 3 points4 points ago

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dude, nph's boyfriend is hot.

[–]Neverborn 1 point2 points ago

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Husband.

[–]nicknameminaj 2 points3 points ago

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dang, I need to read up on my celebrity news :( that said, would threesome.

[–]x888x 6 points7 points ago*

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I don't see why people have such a big issue with gay/lesbian/polygamist families. Live and let let folks.

EDIT: It's been rather amusing watching this comment fluctuate wildly in votes. My assumption is that it's because I included the word polygamist. I really do support all three. Whatever consenting adults wish to engage in is strictly their business. The polygamy I find mostly bother females. Ironically they're usually the ones most adamant about supporting gay/lesbian marraige and not understanding how some segments of our society don't support it because its taboo.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. For everyone.

[–]BrutalJones 8 points9 points ago*

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Just look at how badly they're destroying the sanctity of marriage. They're just shitting all over it. Makes me sick.

EDIT: This is sarcasm.

[–]airwalker12 3 points4 points ago

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There is no way those kids are going to grow up to be normal adults with such AWESOME parents.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Ball_Room_Blitz 2 points3 points ago

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We get it. He's gay. And normal. End of story.

[–]bleunt 4 points5 points ago

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Yes. Those children look like they're really suffering.

[–]D-Evolve 12 points13 points ago

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They look....TOO happy...you know what I mean...

[–]willardfillmore 5 points6 points ago

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And "happy" is a synonym for "gay"! Those sick, perverted men are turning those innocent, heterosexual children gay!

[–]Danius 3 points4 points ago

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Reddit is gay

[–]runningoutofwords 8 points9 points ago

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... for NPH. Yes. Yes we are.

[–]deavon 4 points5 points ago

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I'm a Mormon, and if this is how he chooses to live his life and be happy then I approve. This is awesome!

[–]Subhoney 1 point2 points ago

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Pfft. Celebrity worship.

[–]johnnycade 1 point2 points ago

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One of my straight friends was Peter Pan for Halloween and he looked a lot gayer than that

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Now just think how much further the cause of gay rights would be if there was caring and nurturing homosexual father on a show that was actually funny.

[–]totallynotdoogie 1 point2 points ago

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I am contractually obligated to comment and approve of this photo.

[–]dtrainusmc 1 point2 points ago

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I'm disgusted. Look at those children. God only knows what those disgusting hethens are teaching them. No child of mine will grow up in an environment of tolerance and love. I want them to fear and hate those that are different like true Americans.

[–]IzzyNobre 1 point2 points ago

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What's a "family unit"? All I see is a family.