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[–]nhoj_yelruc 6 points7 points ago

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I have upvoted your post and downvoted the front page repost. I feel like batman.

[–]Lives2Lurk 3 points4 points ago

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You are not the hero this website wants. You are the hero this website needs.

[–]Varyter 14 points15 points ago

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Fun Fact: His Partner is the guy who acted the character 'Scooter' on How I Met Your Mother.

[–]sparky198 7 points8 points ago

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is it sad that i read that "fun fact" in Teds voice?

[–]Vash_The_Vile 2 points3 points ago

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bob saget is seductive

[–]knightcrawler 1 point2 points ago

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just ask the olsen twins

[–]Thomas1122 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Nanoo_1972 3 points4 points ago

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It is both the gayest and most awesome photo ever. I can die now, knowing I've seen everything. Kudos, NPH!

[–]Troll_o_lolz 7 points8 points ago

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ssssmmmmmmmeeeeeeee!

[–]plastiqmanb 5 points6 points ago

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Don't try to stop me smee... Stop me. Stop me smee!!

[–]jorMEEPdan 2 points3 points ago

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Can NPH and his partner please be my parents?

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 2 points3 points ago

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NPH has done more for the LGBT community than any other acotr.

Acronym overload.

[–]cb_sunshine 1 point2 points ago

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Some day his son is going to see this and be pissed when no one can tell him who he was dressed up as for Halloween. Or that he didn't get to be captain hook.

[–]mupiel 1 point2 points ago

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I was all NPH is awesome and then he hosted the VGA's. My feelings have changed.

[–]redmansnuffychops 1 point2 points ago

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And what is funny about this post?

[–]SeahorseRider 1 point2 points ago

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Neil's man has a body that is fiiiine.

[–]LumpyDog 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one a little weirded out by how alike he and his boyfriend look?

[–]moneyb123 1 point2 points ago

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NPH doing it right!!

[–]GUYWHOMAYBEALCOHOLIC 3 points4 points ago

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS PICTURE RELATES TO HIM BEING GOD. GAYS ARE FINE

[–]Onsalefor10cents 0 points1 point ago

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The man's man

[–]Rab_Legend 0 points1 point ago

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Do want...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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is it prejudice that i assumed that this was photoshop until my friend told me to google it because i strongly assumed that neil patrick harris was his chracter from herald and kumar

[–]shifty1776 0 points1 point ago

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Looks a lot more like this guy

[–]JackWagon 0 points1 point ago

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A "god among men"... because he dressed up as a pirate?

[–]Riseagainstyou[S] 1 point2 points ago

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no, because he just is. this was just loosely related to that statement. :P

[–]haha_atheist -1 points0 points ago

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umm, there is no evidence for god or any supreme being, therefore your post is illogical, and not rational. Also, Carl Sagan.

[–]Riseagainstyou[S] 2 points3 points ago

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sigh time for some knowledge up in this bitch (i fully realize that you are fail-trolling, but i like to prove points.)

god (Merriam-Webster): 2 - a being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; 3 - a person or thing of supreme value.

not necessarily a god in the biblical sense, but in those two senses. therefore, in a longer way, i basically said Neil Patrick Harris: a supreme being deserving of worship among men. No mention of God or an actual supreme being. Failtroll atheist, nice try though.

[–]ryamatsu 0 points1 point ago

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Nice man.

[–]cma6250 0 points1 point ago

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Nice lil trophy wife.

[–]CrissCross98 0 points1 point ago

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so friggen cute!

[–]qerq 0 points1 point ago

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If everone was gay, I would have less history to learn.

[–]Meltz014 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, is nph really gay? I honestly didn't know that.

[–]cabbageloins 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone else think that carrying a child with a HOOK HAND is a BAD IDEA?

[–]Nighshade586 0 points1 point ago

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As usual, awesome.

[–]KyussHead 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see what the big deal is.

[–]maxwellmaxwell 0 points1 point ago

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I met Neil Patrick Harris at a Halloween party, several years ago. I was like 17 and my friend and I were experiencing Halloween in San Francisco's Castro District (it's the historic gay village in San Francisco, so it's pretty much Gay Mecca). It was insane: thousands and thousands of people, thugs from Oakland and drag queens and music and people drinking in public. They've since shut down the Castro Halloween since people kept getting stabbed, so that tells you what kind of party it was.

Somehow, my friend and I found ourselves at a house party, mostly older guys but a few ladies and stuff. It was markedly fancier than drinking out of some random person's vodka bottle on the street, so we stayed. I was slightly worried I'd get chained up in the basement by a sex dwarf, or something, but the party was actually just a bunch of friendly working professionals drinking cocktails out of plastic skull goblets and talking about Sex and the City or something. There was a growing level of excitement: apparently "Doogie Howser" was going to be there. I frown at my friend. "What?"

"Doogie Howser. He was a teenage doctor on TV in the eighties."

This was obviously before How I Met Your Mother or Harold and Kumar, and I didn't really watch a lot of TV, so I wouldn't have caught reruns of the show, and thus didn't really share in everyone else's excitement.

Sure enough, Neil Patrick Harris showed up, and I got to talk to him for a good while. He was there with some guy, who I think is his current partner, and they were really, really nice - despite the fact that I was a drunk teenager without much interesting to say, who had never heard of him.

They were both wearing pirate costumes that year, and they were the best fucking pirate costumes I had EVER seen.

TL;DR: Neil Patrick Harris is a swell guy, NPH's Halloween costumes are awesome, and Halloween in the Castro was the best thing ever and totally worth all the stabbings.

[–]motaz42 -1 points0 points ago

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Look at them just destroying the fabric of traditional marriage...