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[–]thechozenone 56 points57 points ago

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Can't. Resist. Cuteness!

[–]ICANSEEYOUFAPPING 5 points6 points ago

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I see you buddy.

[–]snatchinyopeopleup 9 points10 points ago

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Meh, the whole thing looks staged. I wonder if they did it on porpoise.

[–]voldymonster 2 points3 points ago

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I sea what you are trying to start.

[–]cluelesspuma 2 points3 points ago

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nope.

[–]Mekongcola -1 points0 points ago

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I believe we may be witnessing the birth of a meme that could actually overtake the kitten meme.

[–]technoSurrealist 0 points1 point ago

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Really, it's just a picture of a man and a dolphin...

[–]Mekongcola 1 point2 points ago

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But the baby dolphin's cuteness is off the scale.

[–]jshurwitz 4 points5 points ago

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It's like a real dolphin, only smaller!

[–]jsnoogs 0 points1 point ago

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The birth has passed (and by that i mean this was posted weeks ago) and that will never happen. ever.

[–]mcmalayalam 126 points127 points ago

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Baby dolphin... Or giant man?

[–]Kenitzka 28 points29 points ago*

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Quick, somebody toss that man a coin for comparison.

Edit: reference

[–]kashyap 15 points16 points ago

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[–]MrYaah 5 points6 points ago

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ugnh, no!, wrong coin! too small!

[–]duncast 0 points1 point ago

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[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 2 points3 points ago

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He does have the facial expression of a giant.

[–]Boodelijre 0 points1 point ago

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Yes

[–]Raptorace22[!] 26 points27 points ago

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Oh God.

Don't watch this link unless you're down for a major buzz kill :(

I'm sorry for sharing this, Reddit, but I thought you had a right to know.

[–]Physics101 5 points6 points ago

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That's just a little depressing.

[–]MyriPlanet 1 point2 points ago

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How is a dolphin born when it doesn't know how to swim?

Or is this like, rehabilitation of an injured baby dolphin?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Rehabilitation. It died.

[–]Primeribsteak 5 points6 points ago

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damn it where is MrOhHai?!

[–]orange_kevin 2 points3 points ago

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I remember him, I almost miss him.

[–]isleshocky 1 point2 points ago

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Well... he is super cute.

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[–]Atomm 0 points1 point ago

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Best comment on that page!

fap fap fap

[–]MartyMacGyver 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think these are all pics of the same dolphin... apparently he's been in the news more than once when it comes to rescuing baby dolphins (this year as well as last year).

[–]Lakerz4life 9 points10 points ago

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Thats in Uruguay! Here's the link to an article about it btw LINK

[–]cgdiaz 3 points4 points ago

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Man, you always know things have to start off smaller, but for whatever reason I never fathomed baby dolphins before...

They are just as Adorable as they sound.

[–]MartyMacGyver 1 point2 points ago*

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Another article showing the same man (Richard Tesore) with this dolphin (found this in one of the many previous posts).

Edit: This isn't the only dolphin he's rescued... some photos may be of another dolphin he rescued (Nipper).

[–]Magres 7 points8 points ago

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They're so cute before they start raping things!

[–]MyifanW 18 points19 points ago

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I want him to throw it like a football

[–]bdubaya 2 points3 points ago

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Oh gosh, I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I felt like a monster until I read your comment

[–]MyifanW 2 points3 points ago

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That just means there are two monsters.

[–]stevesonaplane 4 points5 points ago

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lol it's good!!!!

[–]dialate9000 4 points5 points ago

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How have I not seen a pic of one before? This is cool thanks!

[–]ontopic 63 points64 points ago

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That looks fucking delicious.

[–]GrantOz44 13 points14 points ago

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Dolphin isn't too bad either

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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Veal of the sea.

[–]UrineBubbles 0 points1 point ago

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But is it veal or dolphin?

[–]Tsochar 0 points1 point ago

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It's dolphin.

[–]Funkraum 1 point2 points ago

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Pass me the speech center of the brain.

[–]hwkns 0 points1 point ago

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it's all in the sauce.

[–]win32ce 3 points4 points ago

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I bet Mama Dolphin is going to want to meet that guy too.

[–]Falcoteer 4 points5 points ago

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Pictured: Dinky Dolphin.

Not pictured: Palm Porpoises.

[–]lachness 3 points4 points ago

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Also not pictured: Momma Dolphin preparing to remove the threat that is the human

[–]ILL_LITERATE 2 points3 points ago

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DAWWW

[–]torgeist 2 points3 points ago

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Destroy your life for Satan.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Dude what the fuck? this was literally on the front page a week ago!

[–]solilut 1 point2 points ago

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I have never seen a baby dolphin before. Thanks.

[–]ghee99 1 point2 points ago

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baby dolphin

or....

is it a GIANT ?!!!!!

[–]mleep 1 point2 points ago

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This is the 3rd time this has been posted.

[–]stevesonaplane 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to the reddit lottery. Post a commonly posted image and get your dues. Once a week/day/hour.

[–]WatersLethe 1 point2 points ago

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That guy is one stone cold motherfucker. He isn't even having trouble not going "d'awwwww"

[–]Nathien 1 point2 points ago

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If you found it on the Internet, it already has been on reddit. Don't have to post it.

[–]anaalius 1 point2 points ago

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Nerf balls of the sea

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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well i know what i'll be googling for the next 12 hours.

[–]h0tdawg 1 point2 points ago

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[–]oshout 1 point2 points ago

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They say if you touch a baby dolphin, the mother can smell the human on it and won't accept it back into the nest

[–]VictoriousPR 1 point2 points ago

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This is the four time this has gone tops in a month

[–]Xodarkcloud 1 point2 points ago

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This has to be the fourth of fifth time i see this damn picture...

[–]Mecha_Bear 4 points5 points ago

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Quit posting that damn image! It died years ago!

[–]Gangreless 1 point2 points ago

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It actually died 1 year ago :/

[–]monkeyballs2 3 points4 points ago

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Hot old guy with baby dolphin!

[–]houseloop 3 points4 points ago

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WOOF

[–]Chemfire 3 points4 points ago

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Someone beat me to it. Fuck. Anyway WOOF

[–]houseloop -1 points0 points ago

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Why do gays say 'woof' when dogs go 'woof' and bears go 'rawr'?

[–]meh-aidez -2 points-1 points ago

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not all gay guys are bears

[–]monkeyballs2 0 points1 point ago

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? what is this woof thing? i confused

[–]meh-aidez 0 points1 point ago

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it's our version of a wolf whistle

[–]monkeyballs2 0 points1 point ago

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is that a reddit thing? whats woof?

[–]houseloop 0 points1 point ago

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[–]monkeyballs2 0 points1 point ago

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dolphin man is gay?? :/

[–]houseloop 0 points1 point ago

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No he's not, but now you are for speaking with someone gay on the internet. Just kidding

[–]monkeyballs2 0 points1 point ago

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haha is that how it works? i had no idea lol

ps i'm a chick

[–]arowls 0 points1 point ago

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Who else read the title as Baby dolphini?

[–]thisaccountisbs 0 points1 point ago

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I can see the pixels

[–]damendred 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, Elephant fetus again.

[–]FriedKoolAid 0 points1 point ago

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~swag surfin~

[–]mgh245 0 points1 point ago

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That man is huge!

[–]CitiusAltiusFortius 0 points1 point ago

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Jus a wee litl baby! (Scottish font needed).

[–]lostvan 0 points1 point ago

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UGUUUUUUUUUUU~ =3=

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me, or does this man look too manly to be handling that?

[–]DEWSHO 0 points1 point ago

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I want this guys job!

[–]Carrieeee 0 points1 point ago

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TOO. MUCH. CUTE. Ahhhhhhhh.

[–]DiZzyBonne 0 points1 point ago

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I melted! D:

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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I have to have it

[–]Bulrog 0 points1 point ago

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IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!!

[–]joerdie 0 points1 point ago

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I will admit that there is a part of me... (a small to be sure but a part of me none the less...) that would like to have sex with that dolphin. Does that make me a bad person?

[–]TheBeaverCleaver 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone get to work on pygmy dolphins please?

[–]ender123 0 points1 point ago

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whale killers

[–]HannahP945 0 points1 point ago

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Why must picture stop loading right at the mans eyes. I wanna see baby dolphin goddammit!

[–]arjun59 0 points1 point ago

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he is father of australian cricketer Andrew Symonds ?

[–]FuglyShmugly 0 points1 point ago

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Let me guess... he is dead like that baby elephant? :(

[–]seashanty 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HeartsOnPaws 0 points1 point ago

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It made my day, I love Dolphins! :)

[–]gamba11 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jonthrobb 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you, dolphin!

[–]badasimo 0 points1 point ago

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The baby dolphin's parents were killed by the mafia and a crooked cop will stop at nothing to hunt her down. This guy has gone soft for her and is teaching her how to kill.

[–]Hatsumi__x 0 points1 point ago

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It's smaller therefore it's cuter. :)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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adorable =)

[–]omjezus 0 points1 point ago

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i definitely DAW'd like crazy

[–]mayowarlord 0 points1 point ago

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SO I admit that it is totally irrational but that thing scares the fuck out of me......

[–]abbe-normal1 0 points1 point ago

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Take all my upvotes, I actually Awwwed out loud. Saw two adults playing yesterday and just stopped the car and watched for 5 minutes.

[–]chadams77 0 points1 point ago

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chuck testa better fuck the hell off

[–]Lilac_678 0 points1 point ago

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he died :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]quv 0 points1 point ago

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Cutest thing ever.

[–]sdneidich 0 points1 point ago

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Insert rainbow-vomitting-meme.

[–]Quel 0 points1 point ago

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Oh great. Now that you touched it the momma dolphin won't go near it again because of your scent. It will have to venture from the nest and fend for itself now.

[–]terry_cook1 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah thats right, he just grabbed a baby Dolphin out of the wild... from its "dolphin nest".....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327551/Rescued-baby-dolphin-meets-penguin-marine-reserve-Uruguay.html

[–]full_of_stars 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure my heart stopped for several seconds from acute cute overload.

[–]sanfranman 0 points1 point ago

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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]thecoldfish 0 points1 point ago

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Delicious on the barbeque!

[–]thatguy1977 0 points1 point ago

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I love "opulence"

[–]Bro-Science 0 points1 point ago

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IM FLYING!!

[–]mellinoxy 0 points1 point ago

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That little guy could turn into a zombie dolphin and chew off my face and I'd still love him forever.

[–]Jhonnee 0 points1 point ago

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woow, very nice :)

[–]butth0lez 0 points1 point ago

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I wish youd post up the subsequent picture of this man getting buttraped by momma's dolphin peak.

[–]outdoorchild92 0 points1 point ago

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cuteness overload

[–]iNeedMyKingButterfly 0 points1 point ago

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RUN BABY DOLPHIN! IT'S RUSSELL CROWE!!

[–]deusnefum 0 points1 point ago

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Baby dolphin? Or Poseidon, King of the sea?

[–]jamnscones 0 points1 point ago

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My heart just exploded with the cuteness <3

[–]Toribor 0 points1 point ago

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He sort of looks like Russel Crowe...

[–]glengyron 0 points1 point ago

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Cross posted to /r/whalebait.

DON'T JUDGE ME

[–]Tredid 0 points1 point ago

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That guy looks like Jarome Iginla in 20 years.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Total jail bait

[–]SurprizFortuneCookie 0 points1 point ago

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My mind is full of cute.

[–]zzt711 0 points1 point ago

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OMG, how cute, BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :)

[–]japgaming 0 points1 point ago

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Why THA FUCK DO PEOPLE DOWN VOTE A CUTE DOLPHIN.

[–]thevillian 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit needs more baby dolphins!

[–]Colemaj 0 points1 point ago

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Please everyone stop submitting this picture. I thought I was stuck in groundhogs day again. Damnit.

[–]reParaoh -1 points0 points ago

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In japan they murder them. This needs more awareness. Dolphins are sentient. Pass it on.

[–]vman81 1 point2 points ago

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No, the word murder doesn't cover animals. Redefining it to make a point doesn't help your argument. It just makes "murder" less of a big deal.

[–]TheJBW -2 points-1 points ago

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So are spiders. Almost anything that is an animal is sentient. The word you want is sapient, if you want to say "they're super smart."

[–]ArrowHound -2 points-1 points ago

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Looks like a sandwich.

[–]tickkytavi25 -1 points0 points ago

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although this is a repost its so damn cute I will forgive it

[–]sfldg -1 points0 points ago

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i dont see a pill anywhere i dont get it

[–]Scarbane -1 points0 points ago

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"My hand is a dolphin!!"

reference, for those who don't know about Brock's Dub.

[–]ufoNtexas -1 points0 points ago*

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I think that is a baby whale behind them. Wow. edit Ima retard cant spell whale.

[–]ufoNtexas -1 points0 points ago*

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never mind that's the dolphins fin.. but it sure does look like a tiny Whale. lol

[–]yodalr -1 points0 points ago

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Here's a great Dolphin movie for all delphinarium visitors: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1313104/

[–]kaidigger -1 points0 points ago

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Wow how cute, this pic really make my day :D

[–]Shnazzyone -1 points0 points ago

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That's so sad. Once you touch a baby dolphin, and it gets the smell of humans on it, it's mother will never touch it again and it will be thrown out of the dolphin nest if you try and put it back. That dolphin is going to starve to death :(

[–]Daftsoul -3 points-2 points ago

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karma whoring with an old pic