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[–]sparklefarts 48 points49 points ago

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I've reversed the technique and bought shoes to fit my dog. Now, instead of hearing complaints about not picking up his poop, I get to hear about my neighbors buying hand-guns to keep the homeless people from shitting in their front yard.

[–]theghostofme 15 points16 points ago

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I love how this image was originally submitted to Reddit without any text, and the uploader's title was "My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard."

Then, someone else threw that text onto the image, uploaded it to all those other pic-dump sites (9gag, FunnyJunk, etc.), only to have it come right back to where that all started.

[–]missstar 1 point2 points ago

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Just saw this old comment. My wife & I came up with the original title. She'll be chuffed to know that it's still the only decent caption anyone can think of for the picture.

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

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Guess it's full circle.

[–]lexypher 1 point2 points ago

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But we couldnt tell cause it wore different shoes.

[–]dr7164 -1 points0 points ago

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On an unrelated note, Happy Reddit Birthday!

[–]Fuckthisuser -2 points-1 points ago

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I have this theory that the internet is just one big circlejerk. Kind of like the matrix. It just goes on and on.

[–]He_Explains_it_for_u 28 points29 points ago

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See, it's funny because you shit on his yard

[–]4FukSake 9 points10 points ago

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I'm glad that you're that guy.

[–]BrofessorMD 3 points4 points ago

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Nay. It is funny because he is actually just leaving weird sandals there, not shit.

[–]IIdsandsII 1 point2 points ago

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You're like that foreign guy on family guy. Can you please type in his accent for now on?

[–]superwinner 2 points3 points ago

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I'd wear bigfoot shoes, then he'd really have a story to tell people.

[–]lazyduke 2 points3 points ago

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But she caught me on the counter...

[–]Alexander-The-Less 1 point2 points ago

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Shaggy, we know it was you.

[–]bloodredmoon 1 point2 points ago

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Wait...

[–]buzzbros2002 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MilleniumHandAndShri 1 point2 points ago

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Honey came home and she caught me red-handed

Shitting on the lawn next door

Picture this, I'm completely naked, pooping on that grassy floor

[–]Tabziex 0 points1 point ago

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How could I forget I was outside where everyone could see?

[–]joeknowswhoiam 1 point2 points ago

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How should someone walk with those without leaving rectangular marks around the dog's paw marks? It looks like a big design flaw to me.

[–]Deep_Redditation 0 points1 point ago

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That's exactly what I came here to say. If it would leave the paw print, it would leave the rectangle too. It's like wearing stilettos in mud, you aren't going to leave the heel mark without a little bit of foot stopping your descent.

[–]Smashman2004 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Archany 0 points1 point ago

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golly, haven't seen this three times in the last week

[–]joeybrill 0 points1 point ago

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At first, I hoped that this would become the next planking fad with you kooky kids.

However, I don't want to see pictures of a bunch of flip-flop wearing hippies shitting on lawns across the planet every day on my internets.

[–]FatalT 0 points1 point ago

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Free fertilizer!

[–]jmcentire 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting tidbit -- in case you're ever tracking animals...

Cats are known for their claws -- but their claws are retractable, so their prints don't leave claw marks.

Dogs (coyotes and wolves, etc) also have claws. Their claws are not retractable. They do leave claw marks.

If your neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting on his lawn, he's not a very good tracker.

[–]President-Nulagi 0 points1 point ago

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Oddly related to this headline in our student paper:

http://www.leedsstudent.org/.../are-you-the-poopertrator

[–]Onnie91 0 points1 point ago

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Your dog has shoes, nice!

[–]Spants23 0 points1 point ago

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If he catches you he may rub your nose in it

[–]tbwIII 0 points1 point ago

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I'm Ron Burgundy?

[–]captainpiggies 0 points1 point ago

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this is old than the poop in my neighbors garden

[–]tapout189 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I buy this?!!?

[–]torme 0 points1 point ago

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First thing I noticed was no claw impressions therefore your neighbor is an idiot for thinking it is a dog. Clearly he should have thought that it was a large cat about the size of a mountain lion.