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[–]downvotethiscontent 243 points244 points ago

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Apparently the bible left out the part about Jesus Christ being a gnarly surfer.

[–]Impr3ssion 194 points195 points ago

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I bet he can hang ten...

<sunglasses>

Commandments.

[–]PatMihiney157 47 points48 points ago

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YEEAAAAHH!

[–]slessie 7 points8 points ago

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[–]IzziTheEpic 10 points11 points ago

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That linked scared the fuck out of me hahaa

[–]raghavakrishna 2 points3 points ago

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Did anyone else see a bra ?

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[–]reidhershl 1 point2 points ago

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and A cross being the roman numeral of 10. hang cross

[–]McShizzL 62 points63 points ago

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it's implied, bro.

[–]tokomini 90 points91 points ago

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It's in Dudeteronomy.

[–]Jealous_Hitler 19 points20 points ago

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I feel inspired to write a Bro Bible now.

[–]sonickarma 10 points11 points ago

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A Broble?

[–]Black_Ash_Heir 8 points9 points ago

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Hitler, you're just jealous.

[–]CommanderBubbles1 25 points26 points ago

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I know, reich?

[–]nasi_lemak 12 points13 points ago

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all these puns are making me fuhrers

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 2 points3 points ago

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Anne Frankly we need to stop! (sorry for overused and lame pun I just couldn't help myself)

[–]Supertrinko 1 point2 points ago

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Why can't jew just stop this?

[–]slickmcghee 0 points1 point ago

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I actually find these puns quite Hitlerious.

[–]MikeTheInfidel 2 points3 points ago

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Duderonomy?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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oh my, best laugh of the day. show's over time for bed

[–]daTROLLinSH 1 point2 points ago

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[–]THcB 1 point2 points ago

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On the eighth day. Let there be a decent swell of the north shore. Cowabunga. Amen

[–]GuyBrushTwood 1 point2 points ago

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Hello? "Walking" on water.

[–]mko1991 2 points3 points ago

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Least he walked on the water. Just sayin'

[–]nodnodwinkwink 0 points1 point ago

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Snow boarder? Its white and on a mountain.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony...

[–]SurrenderToNihilism 4 points5 points ago

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Then everything changed when they met...

[–]Hobbes4247791 -1 points0 points ago

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Clouds... Avatar... cloud-bending... that really sucky fortune teller episode.

That train of thought and the resulting disappointment is all your fault!

[–]THcB 67 points68 points ago

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I can walk on water in any of its states...

[–]trofficus 25 points26 points ago

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i can only walk on it in 1 :( why cant i be more like JC?

[–]LookLikeJesus 5 points6 points ago

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Some day, man. Some day.

[–]Tendog 17 points18 points ago

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Whoa guys look it's Jes-Oh haha, sorry. You just look a lot like him.

[–]Enzo23R6 1 point2 points ago

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Hesu Christo!

[–]Lampjaw 0 points1 point ago

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Does plasma count?

[–]Herp_McDerp -1 points0 points ago

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You must be Tim Tebow

[–]DiversityOfThoughts 77 points78 points ago

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That is absolutely gorgeous.

Also, separate religion and appreciation for a good picture, for Christ's sake.

[–]had3l 8 points9 points ago

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It's funny, in Rio we kinda detach the religious meaning from the monument. I was born there and whenever I looked at it, Jesus would be the last thing on my mind.

When Americans look at it, the first thing they think is: "OMG JEEBUS!!". I always thought it was interesting.

[–]qovneob 8 points9 points ago

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Out of curiosity, what is the first thing on your mind when you look at it? I'm an American and I obviously see Jesus when looking at a statue of Jesus but then again I think the Statue of Liberty looks like my neighbor Nancy

[–]TomTheGeek 2 points3 points ago

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I think OP is confused, what Americans say is "JESUS! That's a big statue!"

[–]WhiskeyZeeto 0 points1 point ago

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In Rio we use to say the statue has it's arms open to welcome everyone. I think that is what comes to my mind, welcoming people.

[–]debaser11 7 points8 points ago

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I don't think you can really blame Americans for thinking "OMG JEEBUS" considering it's a massive statue of Jesus called Christ the Redeemer

[–]iama_brick 4 points5 points ago

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fucking love rice wine

[–]homerjsimpson4 15 points16 points ago

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I must say it is an amazing picture

[–]magusjaru 29 points30 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/cLKze.png yeah i made this for you

[–]Regicide-O 20 points21 points ago

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Every time I see that statue, all I can think of is, "All these bitches."

[–]Apostrophizer 12 points13 points ago

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All I can think of is, "Caaan you dig it?"

[–]FeepingCreature 4 points5 points ago

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All these bitches are yours, except for Europa.

Attempt no "landings" there, iykwim.

[–]ColdSheep 21 points22 points ago

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I hate to be Mr. Science but what we are seeing here is a lenticular cloud formation which is caused by stable warm air being pushed up the mountain by wind and cooling down at the peak of the mountain and condensing.

[–]barium111 2 points3 points ago

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[–]WaxyMoustache -2 points-1 points ago

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Rubbish, it's clearly the work of an invisible man in the sky.

[–]Crazy_Daisy25 13 points14 points ago

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Look at all those fucks Jesus does not give.

[–]bued07 12 points13 points ago

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Just. Wow.

[–]SaintlyPineapple 2 points3 points ago

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*goes to look for a high-res pic for background.

[–]waffles4dinner 1 point2 points ago

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would you let me know if you find one, please? greatly appreciated.

[–]SaintlyPineapple 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't able to find one yet! I'll reply again when and if I find one, though!

[–]rrearleii 4 points5 points ago

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I can't tell you how many times I shot at that thing from Favela

[–]abasss 2 points3 points ago

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[–]teious 3 points4 points ago

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Only thing is weather wasn't anything like that this morning. It's rainy since friday and this morning there were still a lot of thick dark clouds.

[–]Always_Upbeat 15 points16 points ago

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Surfin' Lord

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the Lord Lord, Lord, Lord, L-Lord's the word A-well-a, Lord, Lord, Lord, the Lord is the word A-well-a, Lord, Lord, Lord, well, the Lord is the word A-well-a, Lord, Lord, Lord, the Lord is the word A-well-a, Lord, Lord, Lord, well, the Lord is the word A-well-a, Lord, Lord, L-Lord's the word A-well-a, Lord, Lord, Lord, the Lord is the word A-well-a, Lord, Lord, Lord, well, the Lord is the word A-well-a, Lord, Lord, L-Lord's the word A-well-a, don't you know about the bird Well, everybody knows that the Lord is the word

[–]tinfins 1 point2 points ago

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Hb-hb-hb-hb-hb-hb-hb-hb-hb-hb-ha-ah-ha-ah-ha-ah-ha-ahhhhhhhhhh....

[–]DrFunkalot 6 points7 points ago

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"It's sort of like a pylon" - Karl Pilkington

[–]punkdigerati 2 points3 points ago

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This was the first thing I thought when I saw the pic

[–]rphl 2 points3 points ago

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COME AT ME BRO

[–]huuvp 4 points5 points ago

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COME AT ME CLOUDS!

[–]laughatyou 3 points4 points ago

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Jesus can walk on water, Jesus can walk on water vapor

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[–]CheekyMunky 19 points20 points ago

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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: ALL SAINTS' DAY PIC PROVES JESUS LOVES US AND IS WATCHING OVER US

[–]karma_virus 4 points5 points ago

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I just picture statue Jesus strutting along to the "I'm Walking on Sunshine" theme music

[–]joeisreason 3 points4 points ago

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Religion aside this is a very cool picture.

[–]SpiroAgnew 1 point2 points ago

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Surfin' Jesus.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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totally forgot this statue existed, beautiful pic.

[–]Bobxdd 1 point2 points ago

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And Jesus is hanging 10!

[–]greenhelium 1 point2 points ago

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Does no one just appreciate the beauty of the picture? All I'm seeing are witty "Hehe. Jesus on the CLOUDS MAN!" comments.

[–]flyingfox12 1 point2 points ago

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epic

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Can't explain that.

[–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 1 point2 points ago

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upvoted and saved to downloads. thanks for the awesome pic

[–]brownox 1 point2 points ago

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Its a crying shame the image is such low quality.

[–]Coco_Crispy 1 point2 points ago

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Absolutely stunning picture.

[–]ikonvulse 1 point2 points ago

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R/trees must have had a gathering. ;D

[–]Log23 1 point2 points ago

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AND JESUS RIDES THE WAVE WITH A BOARDLESS JESUS CHRIST! I DONT THINK WE'VE EVER SEEN THIS IN COMPETITION JIM IT'S UNBELIEVEABLE!

THATS RIGHT JUDAS, JESUS HAS BEEN WORKING ON HIS JESUS CHRIST FOR YEARS AND ALL HE'S NEEDED WAS THE RIGHT WAVE!

AND NOW FOR THE JUDGES SCORES!? OH MY GOD THEY SCORE HIM A PERFECT 3/3/3!

[–]bubba_shubba 1 point2 points ago

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looks like he's enjoying himself

[–]bobman15 1 point2 points ago

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Christian or not, you have to admit who ever made that statue is a bad motherfucker.

[–]Topper_Bottoms 1 point2 points ago

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Is there another mountain peak behind that statue with a camera mounted on it, or do they just send helicopters up there to take pictures all the god damn time? I only ask because the OP says "this morning", and I can't imagine that someone would fly up there every morning to check to see if the weather conditions at the Jesus are favorable for photography.

[–]LaughingMan42 8 points9 points ago

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Checkmate, Atheists.

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Yahtzee, then

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[–]Talkgibberish 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, no! You shanked my Jengaship!

[–]bdubaya 0 points1 point ago

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Did you... just quote Homsar?

[–]YOUR-UNCLE 21 points22 points ago

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STFU ABOUT YOUR ATHEISM. Just appreciate the cool picture.

[–]Ares__ 33 points34 points ago

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As of my posting there is only one comment in here that alludes to atheism. So either you failed to reply to that one comment or you think by posting ahead of the atheism comments you will ride a karma train.

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 32 points33 points ago

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Or he's being preemptive.

[–]_ING 5 points6 points ago

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yes

[–]Homeschooled316 19 points20 points ago

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Definitely a good bet on being preemptive. Have you SEEN r/atheism?

[–]scoofy 5 points6 points ago

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Home schooled 3:16... really?

[–]Homeschooled316 7 points8 points ago

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Homeschooled.316 would be more accurate. It's my randomly generated Starcraft 2 ID number. Extremely unfortunate, all things considered, but I try to stay consistent.

[–]Impressario -2 points-1 points ago

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Yes, it's matched by its counterparts as demonstrated here.

[–]Respondstoidiocy -1 points0 points ago

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Yes, just as sometimes you need to be a little assertive with a child to get the point across, you need to be a little bit vocal about /r/atheism before they do something immature and drastic :)

[–]Golden_Kumquat 2 points3 points ago

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There's quite a few at the bottom of the comments now.

[–]nucking -1 points0 points ago

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5 hours later no difference. A few odd jokes that could just as well come from a theist...

[–]enad58 1 point2 points ago

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In my best Weird Al UHF voice: "This means something..."

[–]BlakeBallard 1 point2 points ago

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Only thing I can think of: "Look at all the fucks I give!"

[–]TheInquisitorofSouls 0 points1 point ago

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Careful, r/atheism will have your head if anyone even mentions religion.

[–]gary88 0 points1 point ago

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How do you know someone's an atheist? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

[–]MyriPlanet 5 points6 points ago

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I like how people see this and think "I'd better bitch about r/atheism"...

..And then accuse r/atheism of stirring shit up in every thread. The anti-r/atheism circle jerk posted before the r/atheism circle-jerk.

[–]Synergythepariah 1 point2 points ago

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A circlejerk within a circlejerk.

[–]Sorgenlos 8 points9 points ago

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How do you know if a redditor isn't atheist? O don't worry, they'll tell you.... by bitching about r/atheism in every possible context

[–]themarknessmonster -5 points-4 points ago

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And what's wrong with that?

[–]sarcastic_smartass 6 points7 points ago

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Nothing. Stirring up shit for the sake of stirring up shit is the pastime of choice for the more enlightened.

[–]DangerRaul -1 points0 points ago

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Atheists are very quick to the draw when it comes to overreacting about religious comments...

[–]themarknessmonster -3 points-2 points ago

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As equally the religious are quick to the draw when it comes to overreacting about atheist comments...

So, what's your point?

[–]Toshley 3 points4 points ago

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This really isn't true in the slightest(like 90% of the things r/atheism says about religious people), unless your only experience with religions are that of fanatical Christians who reside primarily in the states.

[–]TheInquisitorofSouls 0 points1 point ago

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Not really. Considering most or reddit is atheist.

[–]themarknessmonster -2 points-1 points ago

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How is that relevant? 'Most' still means there are some religious groups still on reddit, and it's obvious they are here. Ever been to r/christianity? Try posting something on there being a known atheist and see how far it gets you. The population might be atheist>religious, but the volume of rage is equaled, if not religious>>>>>>>>atheist. They have more to rage about, anyway, they are a dying breed, thankfully.

[–]TheInquisitorofSouls 2 points3 points ago

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Are you kidding? Every day the front page is filled with anti religious posts. I have never EVER seen a post from a religious subreddit rage like you guys do.

[–]themarknessmonster -2 points-1 points ago

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Of course not, you are too busy reading rage comics and pretending to be a /b/ro.

[–]TheInquisitorofSouls 6 points7 points ago

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Nice reply. I can tell you really put effort into this discussion.

[–]themarknessmonster -3 points-2 points ago

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Equal effort to TheInquisitorofSouls.

[–]HardlyWorkinDBA 0 points1 point ago

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Rise my fog

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"ya should'a seen it man, it was thisssss big!"

[–]blinkerbri 0 points1 point ago

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3 -2 -1 Blast Off Jesus!

[–]citizen_coping 0 points1 point ago

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There's an Airplane flying out of it.

[–]tropical81 0 points1 point ago

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The funny thing is, if you are there (base of the christ) right now you can't take a good picture. Been there, done that. Ask me for proof and I'll post pics.

[–]stefanorugolo 0 points1 point ago

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a miracle...

[–]gandrews426 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus has come back to earth riding on the clouds! It's the rapture!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That statue never ceases to amaze me because it's so large and where it is.

[–]captainzigzag 0 points1 point ago

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"Look dad, I'm flying!"

[–]ok_ill_shut_up 0 points1 point ago

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OMG-bus

[–]IRLpuddles 0 points1 point ago

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"I feel the breeze between my knees"

[–]Adakkar 0 points1 point ago

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Ooh, Jesus doubles as a Fog Machine.

[–]only_to_downvote 0 points1 point ago

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With a little help from an actual deity I found some more shots: http://oglobo.globo.com/participe/fotogaleria/2011/15765/

[–]rossiFan 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus!

[–]thefinalfall 0 points1 point ago

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Soooo jesus can walk on water?

[–]woopigsooie 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sarcastic_smartass 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, how surprising! I am completely shocked.

[–]fsuk 2 points3 points ago

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You have to admit, putting a giant statue of Jesus on a mountain by the sea was a good move.

Somehow I doubt they get so excited by pictures of similar mountains without statues of Jesus on top.

[–]tempfile 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus unknowingly was in his first york peppermint patty commercial

[–]DustyFingerz 0 points1 point ago

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Is that jesus?

[–]bdubaya 0 points1 point ago

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[–]themarknessmonster -4 points-3 points ago

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Nope, just your average giant flying spaghetti jew.

[–]piroko05 0 points1 point ago

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The mountain actually looks like this quite often. When I visited a few years ago it had these clouds every morning. It looked like this before "Christ the Redemer" was built there and will continue to look like this long after the statue is disassembled.

[–]tylargh 0 points1 point ago

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Do you work for the associated press?

[–]genocidesra 0 points1 point ago

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Soon.

[–]puffic 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, I love the no anarchy effect. It's like having spiritual without having to have spiritual.

[–]b1b 0 points1 point ago

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My second favorite modern wonder after the Three Gorges.

[–]penguinsupernova 0 points1 point ago

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WHERE'S YOUR CHRIST NOW?

Oh, there he is.

[–]sfcjohn 0 points1 point ago

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WOW!

[–]Frazapple 0 points1 point ago

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AMAZING!

[–]Jesus_Harold_Christ 0 points1 point ago

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Good looking guy there

[–]Cash5YR -3 points-2 points ago

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50 bucks says that image is turned into a Christian motivational poster by the end of the week. Christians love their motivational posters.

[–]ufoNtexas -3 points-2 points ago

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Sorry I cant see because of some not very original looking religious icon of some kind trashing up the landscape.

[–]crzagazeta 2 points3 points ago

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Man, you're ignorant

[–]ufoNtexas -1 points0 points ago

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Just think that statue is trashy.

[–]crzagazeta 0 points1 point ago

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Just th ink that you have no culture ಠ_ಠ

[–]ufoNtexas -1 points0 points ago

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Imagine all the people who live in Rio that do not believe in Jesus. You ever think maybe someone would like to enjoy the mountains without seeing this ugly statue? Blindly following some outdated belief system of the past is not culture. At least not a healthy one.

[–]crzagazeta 0 points1 point ago

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It's not about the believe system, it's about art. The statue is a gorgeous display of architecture. I know many brazilians, a few of them atheists, and they don't give a shit about the statue being of Christ. It could be a statue of King Kong, for that matter. They are proud of the sculpture as a feat of engineering and artistic prowess. Your views are so close minded, they put you in par with the Spanish Inquisition. Some of the atheist in here are just as bad as the people they reject and ridicule.

[–]ufoNtexas -1 points0 points ago

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Its pollution not art.

[–]crzagazeta 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, just like the Sistine chapel, 'Magnificat' by Botticelli or 'Annunciation' by de Messina. But sure, you can distinguish art from pollution. :/

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[–]Vitalstatistix 0 points1 point ago

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lulz

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[–]Demotic 4 points5 points ago

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Hi we're here.

[–]Tophat_Gentleman -2 points-1 points ago

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GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR FACEBOOK SCREENCAPS WITH YOU

[–]moose_man -1 points0 points ago

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I think Jesus is one cool dude

[–]selfprodigy -4 points-3 points ago

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  • waits for an atheist to complain about something.

[–]Skepgnostic -3 points-2 points ago*

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I'm not trying to mitigate the awesomeness of this photograph, but clouds form over mountain ranges like this on a DAILY BASIS. In fact, this kind of cloud formation (lenticular) occurs around parts of the Corcovado Mountain Range almost every morning (especially in the Fall). It just happens to be forming under the Christ the Redeemer statue--stimulating the subjective minds of Christians everywhere. The only thing magical about this is the photograph itself.

[–]Skepgnostic 0 points1 point ago*

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Thanks for the downvotes, theists. I take it all back. This picture really means that Jesus is coming back in our lifetime, and that means we are living in the end times. And why not, it's not like every Christian for the past 2000 years hasen't believed that they were living during the end times either. It's not like the authors of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John all wrote as thought they believed Jesus was coming back during their lifetime. It's not like the book of Paul says that if he doesn't return then we have bore witness to a false prophet. I gotta say though, the end times sure is long spam of time...

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[–]Toshley 3 points4 points ago

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I can already see the Atheists interpreting this as religious, instead of just being a pretty picture.

Fuck, Einstein is entirely right about you lot, allow me to quote him;

"The fanatical atheists, are like slaves who are still feeling the weight of their chains which they have thrown off after hard struggle. They are creatures who--in their grudge against traditional religion as the 'opium of the masses'-- cannot hear the music of the spheres."

[–]sarcastic_smartass -1 points0 points ago

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Of course you can.

[–]doubledklondike -3 points-2 points ago

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So he walks on cloud, not water?

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*facepalm

[–]SaltBank -1 points0 points ago

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First thing i thought of was Angry Bird..

[–]postwarjapan -1 points0 points ago

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This creates a huge double standard for the slogan "WWJD".

[–]diplomatsun -1 points0 points ago

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"LEGGO"

[–]MikeTheInfidel -1 points0 points ago

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Oh snap. Time to convert.

[–]Schmoopeh -1 points0 points ago

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The person in Rio over the cloud, over the statue, over Rio

[–]whyIAMbetterTHANu -1 points0 points ago

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So he does live in the clouds

[–]duoquidam -5 points-4 points ago

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What now, r/atheism?

[–]Antonskarp -3 points-2 points ago

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I RENOUNCE ATHEISM!

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[–]Icanhasgrammor 14 points15 points ago

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Fuck off and look at the pretty picture

[–]FruityPeebils 11 points12 points ago

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this comment is in no way pretentious. move along

[–]martymcfly85 2 points3 points ago

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commented deleted. what did he say?

[–]FruityPeebils 0 points1 point ago

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Something like "ten dollars says some religious idiots will use this to prove the existence of god"

[–]sarcastic_smartass 15 points16 points ago

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This comment will be used by many to show the emotional stability of atheists.

[–]martymcfly85 1 point2 points ago

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comment deleted. you didn't happen to get a pic of it, by any chance?

[–]sarcastic_smartass 0 points1 point ago

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I was too slow. It was along the lines of:

This picture will be used by many Christians to show that God exists.

[–]horse_spelunker 2 points3 points ago

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Oh yeah? Then FUCK this picture!!!!