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[–]thearchvolta 29 points30 points ago

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Unless you're 30. Then it's babies. BABIES EVERYWHERE

[–]christballs 0 points1 point ago

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Babies with boobies. Makes the brain hurt.

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[–]gebhardj 12 points13 points ago

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keep editing

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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You're a sad, strange little man.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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YOU. ARE. A. WHOOOOOORRRRREEEEEE.

[–]greenHillzone2 4 points5 points ago

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Wait...where is the, "Fuck you Halloween is over?"

[–]straitodenim 3 points4 points ago

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Hangovers, hangovers everywhere.

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[–]thexton 8 points9 points ago

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[–]rocketfin 4 points5 points ago

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This is so perfect. First I looked at Buzz and read it in his voice... then I saw Woody and that's where the actual laugh came from.

[–]anothergaijin 1 point2 points ago

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You do know this is a fairly old meme? Originally was "dicks, dicks everywhere" from 420chan

[–]rocketfin 11 points12 points ago

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You do know that not everyone has seen everything on the internet?

[–]anothergaijin 2 points3 points ago

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Not everyone has seen Friends yet - maybe we should just run re-runs 24/7 until everyone has...

[–]sol- 0 points1 point ago

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The funny thing is, all you had to say was "Did you know" instead of "You do know" and that sentence sounds way way way less condescending.

[–]rocketfin 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you!

[–]chadsexytime 3 points4 points ago

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Just wait. That day will end.

It will slowly merge into "Peoples kids dressed up as something cute, everywhere".

[–]SLINKDOWNTHEROAD 1 point2 points ago

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I really want to go to America on Holloween.

[–]timix 0 points1 point ago

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They're called s'mores, Buzz.

[–]WagnerLov3 0 points1 point ago

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i didnt see any whores here :o

[–]gary0ak -1 points0 points ago

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Pretty much sums up every Halloween.

[–]hlmtre -3 points-2 points ago

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The longer I stare the funnier it gets.