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[–]gorchitza 42 points43 points ago

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[–]Gabe_b 3 points4 points ago

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Hmm, expected him to be a lot camper.

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[–]ColdStoneCreamAustin 36 points37 points ago

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How do you not know who Kel Mitchell is?

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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Everyone knows who I am.

[–]TheQuips 1 point2 points ago

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SUP KEL

[–]OBrien 2 points3 points ago

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redditor for 1 year

gg

[–]yousedditreddit 1 point2 points ago

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sup steve

[–]tresser 0 points1 point ago

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i'll catch hell for this, but for me, his show (All That) was unwatchable. it wasn't even 'cringe worthy bad' good. So perhaps that is what GGD's excuse was. he just didn't watch that kind of show.

I don't really think it was aimed for my age bracket anyways (born in 76). but i know who he is, if only because i found him and his peers unfunny.

[–]ramm 4 points5 points ago

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You're too old.

[–]tresser 0 points1 point ago

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yeah. it was coming out as i was getting my foot in the door for college.

[–]CharonIDRONES 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say a large chunk of people on here were in elementary school when they watched this. Including me.

[–]T0mServo 0 points1 point ago

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I know you were about 7 years older than me, but I also found it unfunny and a bit too "crude" for what I was looking for on Nickelodeon.

[–]Yserbius 0 points1 point ago

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I was a High School junior, I believe, when Kenan and Kel was on. And I didn't have a TV. AFAIK, the only thing I've seen with them was The Rocky and Bullwinkle Movie.

[–]karmadogma 24 points25 points ago

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Girlfriend in a social work masters program and I feel the exact same way. I'll give a 10 page paper back to her and say "Looks great. I added a comma on page 4."

[–]georgia10 17 points18 points ago

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HAHA! I know how you feel, my girlfriend is in med school and when she tells me about her day I just listen and nod....

[–]meisbepat 11 points12 points ago

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Yep, my wife is an RN. She starts talking in that acronym language they have, and then looks at me like I'm supposed to react to whatever it was she just said. She might as well have been speaking klingon for all I know. There came a point finally where she just gave up and when talking with her nurse friends she would pause every now and then to translate to us.

[–]georgia10 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah one on one its manageable at best, but when we are out with her circle of friends and they start discussing stuff I just pull out the phone and zone out.

[–]tachybrady 7 points8 points ago

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RN here. My husband says when I talk to my friends all he heard is blah blah blah PICC line blah blah blah drip blah blah blah v-tach lol. Totally true.

[–]meisbepat 0 points1 point ago

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I can verify, that is indeed what we hear.

[–]OBrien 0 points1 point ago

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fuck it, your best solution is to learn klingon and respond in that language.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Mine is training to be a nurse when she starts i just go Dr coxs mode and just hear the ocean.

[–]georgia10 8 points9 points ago

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That is so awesome. I don't know the process of nursing school but mine is at the point where they are beginning patient interaction and the process of how to administer a physical properly, I have received 5 physicals so far and none of them have been sexy....If you ever want to vent about the hardships that are sure to follow, I'm around.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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O_O i am going to get finger raped aren't i...

[–]georgia10 4 points5 points ago

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I'm sorry I was the one to inform you....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Guess i should go buy some Vaseline then...

[–]feigndad 0 points1 point ago

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I told her I'd better be getting a sponge bath. Yeah, three years later, still no sponge bath.

[–]Tactful 6 points7 points ago

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Doctor Cox would be familiar with the medical terminology she was using, and also has an empathy towards nurses because his best friend is one.

JOKE-KILLER AWAAAAY!

[–]Hakatri 1 point2 points ago

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Aren't people in the health sciences field supposed to be able to switch between technical terminology and layman's terms? I'm currently in a medical radiation program and they keep emphasizing the importance of being able to do this. For example, instead of telling a patient to lay down in a "prone" position, a health care professional should tell them to lie down on their fronts, head turned to one side and palms facing upwards.

[–]medstudent22 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, I think some people just feel smarter when they use the acronyms and latin. I try to only speak that way to medical people and never to friends/patients/SO. Sometimes I slip though. It can be hard because on one hand they are saying "now how do you say this like a doctor" and on the other they want you to communicate at a 6th grade level.

[–]grotgrot 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I think some people just feel smarter when they use the acronyms and latin

Generally those acronyms and jargon are far more precise too, which is why the field needed them in the first place. Non-medical folk aren't going to care about differences between different kinds of drip fluids whereas medical folk could kill someone using the wrong one (I assume).

I'm in the IT field and things like 'memory' have very specific meanings but to outsiders who cares other than looking for larger numbers when making a purchase.

[–]georgia10 4 points5 points ago

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She can definitely dumb it down for me when she is practicing bed side manner but if she is just talking about class that day or something then I really doubt she could make it possible for me to understand haha!

[–]Iitany 7 points8 points ago

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I'm a nurse if she still needs someone to look over the paper :) Feel free to PM it to me.

[–]topdawg312[S] 0 points1 point ago

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that's very decent of you. Will do.

[–]midor 4 points5 points ago

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What is this from?

[–]NathanA01 14 points15 points ago

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Goodburger. Also this is 1000% accurate. Fellow boyfriend of nurse girlfriend.

[–]project_valient 2 points3 points ago

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Again, had this happen with my wife all the time while she was in school. I would read over her paper with her and just stare at it.

[–]thaspaam 3 points4 points ago

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It's really strange that such a hilarious line came from such a shit movie.

[–]TheWetMop 8 points9 points ago

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i actually liked good burger. maybe its because i was younger when i saw it..

[–]thaspaam 4 points5 points ago

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It's one of those things that you like when you don't understand humor or story and then you watch it later in life and you're like, "Oh. Ohhhh...."

[–]Bethurz 1 point2 points ago

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Like this?
Watched it last night, hadn't seen it in years. Mind blown.

[–]thaspaam 0 points1 point ago

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The fuck did I just watch?

[–]TheWetMop 0 points1 point ago

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i mean, i was old enough to get the story and humor (14, saw it years after it was released) and loved it. maybe i was old enough to get it, but not old enough to see how bad it is?

IMBD tells me most other people don't like it that much either

[–]thaspaam 0 points1 point ago

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I'm also 14 actually and I think that the movie is shit but that's my opinion.

[–]TheWetMop 0 points1 point ago

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i guess i'm just a sucker for stupid humor

[–]whyyouknow 1 point2 points ago

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This literally happened to me last night. HAHA

[–]foodluver 1 point2 points ago

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Boyfriend of doctor girlfriend. Also confirming 100% accuracy.

[–]OBrien -2 points-1 points ago

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doctor girlfriend

m_m

[–]sarcaster632 -1 points0 points ago

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Dear god, what ditch is Kel dead in right now.

[–]NathanA01 1 point2 points ago

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The one outside Keenan's apartment.

[–]trogdorkiller 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Poltras 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pofoman456 22 points23 points ago

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"Welcome to Goodburger home of the Goodburger may I take your order?"

[–]shakedrizzle 24 points25 points ago

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Haha I remember that line from when I watched the movie, too!

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all duded hey! Remember that from the movie???

[–]pofoman456 9 points10 points ago

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Special sauce was the best

[–]M0T0BACKhand 1 point2 points ago

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I can't tell if you're making fun of him or if you're just a fucking fool

[–]shakedrizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to Goodburger home of the Goodburger, may I take your order?

[–]M0T0BACKhand 0 points1 point ago

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Remember that from the movie???

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[–]g0newick3d 1 point2 points ago

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Is that from the movie? (Hi again fellow Muser)

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[–]underpressure221 2 points3 points ago

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You mess with Kurt, you go into the grinder!

[–]buzzert 0 points1 point ago

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Home of the big booty burger.

[–]CornflakeJustice 2 points3 points ago

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Goodburger was the first movie I ever went to by myself in theaters. I went for Kenan and Kel because they were awesome.

[–]Tystero 3 points4 points ago

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Kenan & Kel is the reason orange soda has a special place in my heart.

[–]scriptmonkey420 2 points3 points ago

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Who loves orange soda?

[–]Tystero 0 points1 point ago

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Kel loves orange soda.

[–]Bethurz 1 point2 points ago

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Is it true?

[–]Tystero 3 points4 points ago

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Mmmm-hmmmm. I do, I do, I do-oooh.

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To be honest, I don't really care for it.

[–]Bethurz 0 points1 point ago

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You...you've been lying to me all these years?

[–]interrobang604 2 points3 points ago

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I'm in the same field and I feel like this while studying.

[–]frackincylon 3 points4 points ago

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My wife always wants me to help her study for pharmacy school exams. We usually get about 5 minutes in when she realizes it takes me longer to pronounce a word then it takes for her to define it. Then she studies on her own.

[–]confuseddillpickle 2 points3 points ago

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Who loves orange soda?

[–]weindog 2 points3 points ago

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I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO MAKE THIS EXACT POST (but about r/science) FOR WEEKS. An up-vote for he who acts with speed and confidence.

[–]pyratus 6 points7 points ago

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Ah, I'm a student nurse and sometimes when I talk to my friends about my day or my studies I see this Good Burger scene playing out before me. :D

[–]BradInBlack 2 points3 points ago

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My fiancee is also in nursing school and this happens to me all the time. Im glad to see there are others like me. We should start a support group for counterparts in relationships with smart people.

[–]kolong 1 point2 points ago

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I read nursing school as nursing home. Awkward...

[–]Proeiliator 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to the store to go get Sunkist now. I hope you're happy.

[–]sweartolisten 1 point2 points ago

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im in my last year of nursing school....i get this same response from some of my friends i ask to look over my papers. my boyfriend is an EMT, so he gets most of it.

[–]kcufo 1 point2 points ago

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I hear you on this one. My wife is nursing student. She practices things she learns in class on me all of the time. Usually, it is not too bad, but I definitely draw the line at her inserting a catheter. After watching a video of of it, I thought, not a chance in hell.

[–]menacel 1 point2 points ago

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my girlfriend is in law school, I know exactly how you feel

[–]schming_ding 1 point2 points ago

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Tell her the paper needs more coccyx.

[–]scriptmonkey420 1 point2 points ago

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I work at a medical school and this is my expression every time I am talking to a student about their classes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You made my night, thanks for the nostalgia. I remember laughing watching that show 10 years ago and it still makes me laugh even now.

[–]DaMountainDwarf 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, I'm an engineer... I don't even try to explain to my GF what I do anymore... I have to start at bits and bytes every time. :(

[–]QuimReaper 2 points3 points ago

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Sorry in advance but I'm just going to be honest... My ex came out of nursing school on the Dean's List and praising her on her papers felt like congratulating someone for colouring inside the lines. Regurgitating medical jargon does not make you intelligent. Nursing is a demanding profession.. but I've seen some of the dumbest people I know come out of that program.

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[–]gayfatnerd 5 points6 points ago

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It applies to pretty much every field of study I've encountered.

Cheer up, though! At least some of the people you're competing against in the workforce are idiots. Ups your chances of finding a job.

[–]WhistleCake 9 points10 points ago

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It honestly depends on the program, whether it's LPN, RN, BSN, or MSN. Nursing school can mean varying levels of education.

[–]Tactful 8 points9 points ago

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I myself prefer the ESPN, it teaches you how to nurse a cold beer.

[–]Tactful 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah fuck nurses, what did they ever do for me?

[–]macintoshgeek 0 points1 point ago

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So. True.

[–]castielsaverin 0 points1 point ago

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Think I said these exact words when I was looking over a biochem paper last year. :|

[–]Zysnarch 0 points1 point ago

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cool story bro

[–]deadgreystar 0 points1 point ago

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My ex was a medical student. She asked me to proof her work frequently. I hated the headaches :(.

[–]fedora718 0 points1 point ago

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That is my favourite part of that movie, and also one of my favourite image macros.

[–]Ghostland 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, big ups for 90's nostalgia.

[–]failparty 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the nostalgia. I graduated nursing school in May, and I remember those days with much the same regard as I do my time in the Iraq War. (It's kind of like a cold knot in my stomach mixed with a sense of pride at having survived without having to kill anybody.)

Luckily my girlfriend is an LPN so she was able to recognize a lot of the words, but she still wasn't very helpful. Almost all of that nursing theory evaporates when you get your first nursing job and have to figure out what out of all that stuff was actually important.

[–]damn_the_mall 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone have the image without the text?

[–]IamThorr 0 points1 point ago

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Goes on Reddit. Realizes I have a nursing paper due tomorrow. There's no justice in this world...

[–]originalnutta 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in nursing school, and i think of that scene everyday. Every fucking day.

[–]doctor_nik 0 points1 point ago

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Without a doubt... Kel smoked weed

[–]Fancy_Pantsu 0 points1 point ago

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Who loves orange soda?

[–]shadowsoflife 0 points1 point ago

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Who loves orange soda?

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DriverSim 0 points1 point ago

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My roommate and his girlfriend are both in pharmacy school. When I hear them talking about pharmacy, I'm reminded of the talking sounds of grown-ups in the Peanuts cartoons. That's pretty much all I understand.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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whenever my friends complain of work, i hand them my essay and they get a headache, neuroscience is not for the faint of heart.

[–]EggsAndBaccon 0 points1 point ago

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I guess I never thought that medical language was so hard to understand, I'm a Psychology/addiction major so it's a bit different than a nurse but I think I have more trouble understanding my boyfriend going for criminal justice than he does understanding Psychological terms.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 0 points1 point ago

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What happened to kel?

[–]loercase 1 point2 points ago

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Mmm, I know some of these reposts.

[–]sybert 0 points1 point ago

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I'm fascinated that this one has almost the exact same title as the last repost of this that I saw.

[–]M0b1u5 0 points1 point ago

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Prediction: Your GF will leave you soon.

[–]joeanon -5 points-4 points ago

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Nursing school is not hard............................. just saying. It's a non college degree that anyone with like an 80 IQ or higher should be able to handle.

[–]CoughlinSaidIt 2 points3 points ago

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Although there are diploma programs, the field is moving more toward a need for a BSN (Bachelor's). There are various types of nurses, some with less demanding school loads, but BSN nursing school IS hard. I have a degree in economics already (from a reputable university), and decided to go back to school to help people. I've never worked so hard in my life.

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How is it a non college degree? Most hospitals only hire nurses with a bachelor's degree in nursing. And at my college, the nursing program is very competitive: few people are admitted and many switch majors in their first year because it was too hard.