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[–]ithrowitontheground 85 points86 points ago

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Come on man, at least give some credit to the original source.

[–]thinkbox 45 points46 points ago

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Where do astronauts hang out?

At the repost bar.

[–]what_thedouche -1 points0 points ago

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where do messages hang out? in re-post-it bar

[–]yParticle 3 points4 points ago

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Original source? Okay: The Space Bar was a graphical adventure game by Steve Meretzky of Infocom fame.

[–]Sarutahiko 1 point2 points ago

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Aw man - I knew it was threadless. I feel so hipster.

[–]cosmic_chris 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks!! Just purchased one.

[–]ithrowitontheground 1 point2 points ago

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Glad I could help!

[–]atomicbuster 1 point2 points ago

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The worst part is one of these shameless Threadless ripoff posts pop up every few weeks and even though the most upvoted comment says that it is a blatant ripoff without giving credit the post itself will still have at least 500 upvotes. Sigh.

[–]likewut 0 points1 point ago*

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Predating both the Infocom game and t-shirt:

The Space Bar in Space Quest V: Roger Wilco – The Next Mutation (1993) http://spacequest.wikia.com/wiki/Molly'sChug%26_Glug_SpaceBar http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Quest_V:_Roger_Wilco_%E2%80%93_The_Next_Mutation

[–]DownvoteAttractor -1 points0 points ago

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I wish I was smart enough to repost threadless t-shirts.

[–]darkztar 104 points105 points ago

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He plans to ESC that bar without paying his Tab and hiding out ~ morning so he can go Home.

[–]-Contrast- 44 points45 points ago

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*he takes when he's still on his Shift.

[–]Ferbtastic 38 points39 points ago

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Its becoming a problem, he cannot ctrl his emotions

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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He'll leave, but he always returns.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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To give the command for more alcohol!

[–]greath 24 points25 points ago

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If he drinks much more he may go into a ,

[–]KeythKatz 13 points14 points ago

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He may even lose his :

[–]CiboGenome 5 points6 points ago

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Nothing can = the feeling of space, there's just nothing >

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 3 points4 points ago

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Well that's enough of this thread, I'm going Home.

[–]Scrodum 6 points7 points ago

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Let this be the End of this thread.

[–]DownvoteAttractor -2 points-1 points ago

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If he drinks himself into a , his whole life is out the Windows.

[–]AdamBombTV 9 points10 points ago

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He needs to find an ALTernative to alcohol... anything?

[–]typingfromwork 12 points13 points ago

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Anything to Num the feeling... from what happened in his last mission....

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Once you go to space and BackSpace is just so much better. It's hard to direct that disappointment@anything else.

[–]DrunkPedophile 6 points7 points ago

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He's just going through a difficult . in his life

[–]CovertAI 7 points8 points ago

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How could he possibly FN without alcohol? He'd rather End his life.

[–]jemm 1 point2 points ago

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He needs F1!

[–]Pr0pagandhi 3 points4 points ago

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You can say it was f8 that brought him here.

[–]Grihol 3 points4 points ago

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You, sir are a glorious bastard.

[–]nilnoc23 -3 points-2 points ago

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When he gets home his wife says "I've had enough of your shift."

[–]Spankthat 20 points21 points ago

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[–]staffell 10 points11 points ago

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This proves it's a repost.

[–]destriaero 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah seriously people, use the search function. It's there for a reason... ಠ_ಠ

[–]gooeld 4 points5 points ago

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yeah...and if you think you can steal something clever from threadless and not cite it expect to be blasted by the hivemind

[–]pajam 1 point2 points ago

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It still doesn't stop it from making the front page most of the time, though.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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ASSIMILATE. ASSIMILATE.

[–]HomerJunior 0 points1 point ago

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[–]grindinghalt 4 points5 points ago

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Isn't that a swiffer commercial?

[–]drmoo66 0 points1 point ago

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You know it's mainstream when...

[–]whatever_idc 21 points22 points ago

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That astronaut is out of CTRL.

[–]craigslist_masseuse 7 points8 points ago

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I think he needs to SHIFT his priorities.

[–]nemysyss 9 points10 points ago

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He sure has run up quite the Tab.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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He needs to find an ALT way to make himself happy.

[–]greath 8 points9 points ago

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My bet, he's gonna keep drinking ~ sun comes up

[–]stunt_penguin -1 points0 points ago

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If he gets over his personal INSecurities he'll find his way HOME.

[–]Gustomucho 2 points3 points ago

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This is not gonna END well

[–]sunkenOcean01 0 points1 point ago

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He's drinking to Esc his troubles.

[–]stunt_penguin -1 points0 points ago

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He can always pick himself up and START again.

[–]expropriate_thought -2 points-1 points ago

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Poor guy, looks like he could use a little F1...

[–]Whitworth 2 points3 points ago

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Note to karma whores, every 2 weeks this is posted. So try to post it in about 2 weeks for some easy karma.

[–]Averia 2 points3 points ago

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[–]slayer8a 2 points3 points ago

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It's easy to tell who has already seen this repost. Those are the ones with the "clever" keyboard puns. Again.

[–]dealrian 10 points11 points ago

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Why does this get any upvotes at all? This joke is as old as the internet.

[–]sunkenOcean01 -1 points0 points ago

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Are jokes only funny once, now?

[–]dealrian -1 points0 points ago

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No, not just once, but only a hundred times or so. After that, just like this time, they shouldn't be upvoted.

[–]sunkenOcean01 0 points1 point ago

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Well, this is only the second or third time I've seen it. So just because it's not funny to you doesn't mean it's not funny to other people.

[–]dealrian 0 points1 point ago

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don't be silly, of course it does.

[–]sanswork 8 points9 points ago

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Seriously? On a keyboard? They're astronauts they should be hanging out in bed surrounded by tons of attractive people of the sex they are most attracted too not at the computer!

[–]BlackestNight21 0 points1 point ago

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Not since Obama shut down the space program. Or did he? Bitches get confused easily.

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[–]sanswork 16 points17 points ago

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haHA jokes on you. It's the space bar! (note the empty glasses much like the ones next to me right now)

[–]GingerBeardThePirate 3 points4 points ago

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yeah that was funny three years ago when torso pants made it a shirt

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[–]sanswork 5 points6 points ago

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:) Have a good sleep!

[–]Lavatis 4 points5 points ago

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My friend Matt did a piece like this back in high school. Space Bar

[–]CheatasaurusRex 4 points5 points ago

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Astronauts hang out at the REPOST bar.

[–]mesablue 0 points1 point ago

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Heh, they used to hang out at the Outpost -- but, asshole land owners tore it down to put in a gas station that is still not there.

http://blog.chron.com/beertx/2009/12/outpost-tavern-to-close-in-january/

[–]shiftypete 1 point2 points ago

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This artwork is on a t shirt that I own.

[–]manmalade 1 point2 points ago

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LOL!!!! Cause it's the space bar. hahahah I just got it. I was like why the deuce is he on the keyboard??

[–]baron11585 1 point2 points ago

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My new desktop wallpaper: http://imgur.com/wXLAO

Does anyone have a higher resolution version?

[–]trpnblies7 3 points4 points ago

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[–]_Madk 0 points1 point ago

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this reminds me of Daisy Owl.

I miss Daisy Owl.

);

[–]jport 0 points1 point ago

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Living at the corner of J and K, spending to many nights alone at the Space Bar...

[–]mousergz 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly I was thinking of this yesterday.

[–]Robak 0 points1 point ago

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First - lol, it makes no sense. Then: Wait a minute... LOOOOOL

[–]wombat_kombat 0 points1 point ago

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You dirty rapscallion, this has been re-posted enough! Now, drinks all around you silly space men.

[–]SatelliteJane 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, I'm going to annoy everyone I know with this

[–]monkikuso 0 points1 point ago

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There used to be an old telnet chat over at spacebar.com:23.

Great little place, actually. The people were very friendly and there was always someone there to chat with.

Unfortunately it closed down a couple of years ago. I spoke with the guy who started it, he simply said that "12 years was enough."

I hate when good things on the internet die.

[–]dudemansam4189 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because he drinks too much and abuses his wife.

[–]Feleye 0 points1 point ago

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[–]byte8bits 0 points1 point ago

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Guessed it by the thumbnail, which made seeing the actual full size image less funny when I was right.

[–]collinwade 0 points1 point ago

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*Hat tipped

[–]Taylorz 0 points1 point ago

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spaceballs did it first.

[–]TheyCallMeStone 0 points1 point ago

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You can smoke in that space bar? Man, the good old days...

[–]Balmarog 0 points1 point ago

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trombone wuh wuh wuuuuuh

[–]adtaylor 0 points1 point ago

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Where I work, we have a space bar...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Astronauts hang out at The Cheezer, man. They get to cut in line cause they served our country.

[–]localanti 0 points1 point ago

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This is from a Chicago store I often buy shirt from

[–]Rubdix 0 points1 point ago

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When I was playing Duke Nukem as a kid, I always thought the Space Bar was an actual place in the game but could never find it.

[–]toukee 0 points1 point ago

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This is a Threadless shirt design. A couple of friends and I are currently drawing for them and trying to get printed.

[–]tanjoodo 0 points1 point ago

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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[–]DeadcatXL 0 points1 point ago

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Took about 4 seconds and then i loled on the inside

[–]y0us1rn4me 0 points1 point ago

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[–]tony_bologna 0 points1 point ago

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God dammit. I came here straight from /askscience and thought this was a real question with answers... sigh... I'm retarded.

upvotes.

[–]progerialover69 0 points1 point ago

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Hey i have this shirt

[–]MrGuppy85 0 points1 point ago

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That is a great design

[–]Tom_Greens_Left_Nut 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DarkHavenX75 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pyieaung 0 points1 point ago

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Always happens when you spend too much time on b

[–]HonorableJudgeIto 0 points1 point ago

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Girl, I got something to put in you.

Ya, I got something to put in you.

At the SPACE BAR, SPACE BAR, BAR....YEAH!

[–]Aerowraith 0 points1 point ago

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god dammit.

[–]hazed_and_infused 0 points1 point ago

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I'm wearing this shirt today... how coincidental.

[–]duded1000 0 points1 point ago

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it may be a repost, but man i laughed. it was made so much better by the fact it was graphically illustrated. took me a second to get it.

[–]BattleHardened 0 points1 point ago

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SPACE BAR. I GET IT.

[–]ImaginaryJello 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]wheezymustafa 0 points1 point ago

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This is a threadless shirt, and I have it!

[–]DoctorNose 0 points1 point ago

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Technically, the astronaut bar in Houston recently burned to the ground. If they're in (Star City) Russia, though, they drink at Shep's Bar.

[–]jbourne 0 points1 point ago

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Cosmonauts.

[–]cport1 0 points1 point ago

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Where do Reposts hang out?

The Front Page.

[–]cuddlimaus -1 points0 points ago

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this was the coolest thing i saw here all day. have an upvote!

[–]maar-adona 4 points5 points ago

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Have a Pg Up

FTFY

[–]abeuntstudiainmores -1 points0 points ago

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+1 for good delivary, -2 for repost making front page :/

[–]Fatsteve -1 points0 points ago

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I met an astronaut at Denny's one time. It didn't look anything like this.

[–]abeuntstudiainmores 0 points1 point ago

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you tell 'um "Fatsteve"

[–]notwearingpants -1 points0 points ago

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I hear you can get the best Cosmos there.

[–]ElTorago -1 points0 points ago

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SPESS

[–]jaspreetdutt -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know must be in a SPACE key.

[–]Notcalledbob -1 points0 points ago

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I enjoyed that. thanks:D

[–]chocolait -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously, where do astronauts hang out on reddit? Which sub-reddit?

[–]feisty_ranga -2 points-1 points ago

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I laughed more than I should have.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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They hang at bars I know cuz I used to stalk a astronaut

[–]oSand -2 points-1 points ago

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Why, if he's drinking, does he have his helmet on?

[–]Tactful -2 points-1 points ago

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I look at the title, then open the picture.

"Huh... 'Where do astronauts hang out?*..."

HoverZoom opens the image, I examine it intently for five seconds...

"Where do astronauts hang out?"

It clicks, I laugh heartily.

"AT THE SPACE BAR!"

My roommate looks at me like I'm a fucking idiot.