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[–]bingram 54 points55 points ago

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Your music's bad and you should feel bad!!

[–]lololpalooza 7 points8 points ago

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That's just weak songwriting. You wrote a bad song!

[–]GimpyGomer -2 points-1 points ago

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Get that shit on the radio! That's a Lil Wayne hit right there! Wait, bad and bad rhyme. Better give it to someone else.

[–]mgh245 134 points135 points ago

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Oh so this is all fine and dandy but when I try the same thing at a Black Eyed Peas concert everyone's throwing around words like "attempted" and "manslaughter".

[–]nathelmi 25 points26 points ago

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Behind the angry haters, out of earshot of the BEP concert (if there is such a tranquil majesty as being out of earshot of the BEP) is a larger, silent majority calling you "hero" and "savior".

[–]theprizefight 7 points8 points ago

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You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

[–]flinxsl 3 points4 points ago

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[–]BlockoManWINS 3 points4 points ago

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Weird how both of us thought of the black eyed peas when we saw this. It must be a sign. I will start saving up for a jeep.

[–]AnEnglishGentleman 0 points1 point ago

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Attempted manslaughter? I don't think that would work.

[–]Oakskin -1 points0 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]warfrogs 14 points15 points ago

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No, seriously... Black Eyed Peas is a terrible group of... I'm not sure I would necessarily call it music per se so not singers or musicians... maybe artists? Damnit man, I don't want to have to consider that art... dancers? I suppose that could be close. Performers? Well, that would entail some sort of stage presence or ability to... you know... perform? Not DJ's (although apparently they only sound good auto-tuned and studio produced), nor MC's (minus kind of Will.I.Am... he's thrown down some good tracks), and certainly not producers...

So would I say that he tried to kill some musicians? No... artists? Fuck no. Did he try to kill some motherfuckers? Yes, but I don't think the court stenographer would like that description... so... I suppose did he attempt to kill a bunch of supposedly popular and semi-talented people? I suppose so but it has no ring, no heart to it... hell if I can't call them singers, or anything like that... shit it's like a drunk driving arrest... right? Just a bunch of randoms, not really all that great at anything, pretty shitty at most things, and still adored by a bunch of morons who will slobber all over their jocks, for fuckall, p.s. Fergie is gross as fuck dude.

Fuck, and Kim Kardashian had a wedding that could have done a hell of a lot more good than it did, fucking obscene that we expend money on THAT type of shit and we still don't have a cure for cancer. Fuck you world, fuck you and your broken system. Fuck the way we're developing. Fuck how humanity is devolving. Seriously... fuck.

[–]FullOfMan 12 points13 points ago

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I'll use this moment to ask a very important question. Who the fuck is the dude with the long hair, and does he do anything else other than jump up and down on stage?

[–]GreyDeuteronomy 11 points12 points ago

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Here is the longest "no" answer you've ever read. It's an interview by the dude himself, and depending on how you read it, he's admitting he does nothing else.

[–]h3ather 33 points34 points ago

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He's just getting them ready for the real world.

[–]isiah1979 -1 points0 points ago

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Happy cake day

[–]h3ather 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you!

[–]ImAFuckingDinosaur -5 points-4 points ago

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Thanks...

[–]Secrete_Persona 15 points16 points ago

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Prussian Blue?

[–]acdcfanbill 4 points5 points ago

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lol, why do i know that stupid band. Should have been a full size truck to run them over though... or at least their parents.

[–]devophill 1 point2 points ago

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Can't be, they retired.

[–]altgrave 1 point2 points ago

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i thought the same thing. smh.

[–]phailhaus 31 points32 points ago

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BITCH I'M A TRUCK

[–]needmoarbass 28 points29 points ago

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so glad I accidentally clicked this one

[–]isotope123 6 points7 points ago

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The more you watch, the funnier it gets.

[–]thatsmytrunks 5 points6 points ago

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On the fourth time you feel a moment of remorse. Then it happens again and all of a sudden it's love all over again.

[–]cortesoft 3 points4 points ago

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The little brother in me can't stop laughing

[–]moyno85 2 points3 points ago

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Shut up you cunt.

[–]Rebound 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA YEAH! THIS GUY GETS IT!

[–]kukamunga 2 points3 points ago

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I need to make a list of gifs with amazing comedic timing. This one definitely makes the cut.

[–]isiah1979 5 points6 points ago

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MOVE BITCH! Get out the WAY! get out the WAY BITCH! Get out the way!

[–]garbaxo 2 points3 points ago

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This kid knows his way around trimming down the bush leagues...

[–]ilikefarting 4 points5 points ago

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so old, but one of the all time greats

[–]Spitfire15 7 points8 points ago

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So does your repost.

[–]fightingforair 3 points4 points ago

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Occupy the backyards movements biggest enemy: boys with toys.

[–]funkadelphian 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Mr_Metropolis 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that kid, I love female power-pop duos.

[–]rileyrulesu 1 point2 points ago

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MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY.

[–]Dnlx5 1 point2 points ago

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The sad part is that this would be equally funny and unsurprising if they were all 18, or 30, or 60? no 60 is too much.

[–]agentsirus 1 point2 points ago

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Was I the only person who clicked this link thinking Dr. David Thorpe from SomethingAwful was staging to make a comeback on insulting popular musicians?

[–]Kai2709 1 point2 points ago

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you're gonna go far kid

[–]jerryloveninja 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure he's just adding some avant-garde sound effects so it wouldn't be too mainstream.

[–]JuanTaco69 0 points1 point ago

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Eat tractor!

[–]myztry 0 points1 point ago

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It was fun and games until he discovered the ride on lawn mower just in time for Halloween...

[–]biga29 0 points1 point ago

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These days music videos are just hoes and fancy cars...

[–]Callenn 0 points1 point ago

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Damn kids get off my lawn!

[–]mutt124 0 points1 point ago

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Can I please have a link to the original video. I feel like I need sound.

[–]The_Dane 0 points1 point ago

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i really REALLY want to see the video of this

[–]uk_randomer 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone have the version with the rage faces superimposed on the top of it?

[–]WhoDoneItNow 0 points1 point ago

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Thuglife.

[–]h0j 0 points1 point ago

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[–]wollawolla 0 points1 point ago

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Immediately thought of this.

[–]glglglglgl 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't there a longer version when the kid on the truck just keeps going and circles back?

[–]Schamus 0 points1 point ago

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I'm reminded of Mad Men.

[–]cruzermac619 0 points1 point ago

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I love looking at Reddit on my smartphone because the first time the gif loops its in slow motion, then full speed.

[–]Eleatie 0 points1 point ago

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Serves her right for having a Hannah Montana guitar.

[–]G-wiz76 0 points1 point ago

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I love this one. Ends too early though. Always imagine the boy on the tractor throwing back his head and going "MWAH HAH HAAAAH!" while the two girls are screaming blue murder. :D

[–]laouik 0 points1 point ago

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God I wish I could do that to Coldplay on stage. Snowplow.

[–]DCstroller 1 point2 points ago

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Zamboni

[–]Czarmstrong 0 points1 point ago

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Kid's got a bright career ahead of him as a stage rusher

[–]Dracoart 0 points1 point ago

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I feel as though someone should do this to Miley Cyrus...with the same vehicle, of course...

[–]DCstroller 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this like 4 times before and it still makes me laugh

[–]marcus_edens 0 points1 point ago

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Don't get me wrong, I like you, but I don't like your band.

[–]Shadeseether 0 points1 point ago

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The older girl should have just hit him in the face with her guitar. That little boy was clearly drunk.

[–]srs_house 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Nerdherd99 0 points1 point ago

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I see occupy Oakland is going well

[–]Pazhood -1 points0 points ago

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Old... but I still love it and it made me laugh again = upvote.

[–]abumpdabump 0 points1 point ago

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I think I saw this on www.stupidvideos.com when I was like 12

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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every time i see this here I laugh. What I perceive as the boy's maniacal laughter does it for me.

[–]thegreatgload 0 points1 point ago

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FW: FW: FW: RE: FW: RE:

[–]OCedHrt 0 points1 point ago

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No one thought to say that the girl could've/might've been injured from that?

[–]poserfinder -1 points0 points ago

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So that's how white kids prepare for the Apollo Theather

[–]DCstroller 0 points1 point ago

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cricket cricket...i don't know how to express the sound a cricket makes via text but you get the message.

[–]EnolaGay -1 points0 points ago

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Move bitch get out the way

[–]lgriffin123 -1 points0 points ago

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I couldn't stop laughing at this one! First time i actually LOLed

[–]arcturin -1 points0 points ago

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I like to imagine he's cackling maniacally as he's ramming them.

[–]KlaireBop -2 points-1 points ago

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Is this one of kesha's childhood home videos?

[–]schvergen -1 points0 points ago

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Why does this always happen at Toby Keith's barbecue's?

[–]harsh3r -1 points0 points ago

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Everyone's a Simon Cowell nowadays.

[–]worshipthis -1 points0 points ago

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That looks like it could have ended very poorly. Anyone for bad parenting?

[–]ThanklessTask -1 points0 points ago

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Roadie Rage.

[–]Torger083 -1 points0 points ago

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hahaha. I laughed until I choked. The guy next door came over to see if I was dying.

[–]wanobga -1 points0 points ago

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The first thing i thought of when I saw this: Lamb Of God - Redneck

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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The title of this post is what does it for me.

[–]theghoul -1 points0 points ago

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Older than the Arpanet, but I still cant stop chuckling at it.

[–]FrailnBedazzled -1 points0 points ago

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I did not see that coming. At all.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I've seen this before, and it's great, but I thought the girl standing was going to grab the guitar by the neck and hit the girl sitting down.

[–]kingdogfish -2 points-1 points ago

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Damnit Suzie, why the fuck did you destroy my toy car? I'm going to beat the shit out of your drum!

[–]the_fag_eviscerator -2 points-1 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH BITCHES

[–]TaintedSquirrel -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]BredditandButter -5 points-4 points ago

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This is awesome. It instantly remind me of a certain South Park episode :D "Die Hippies DIIIIEE!"

[–]ShakeSignal -3 points-2 points ago

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He had to stop them before they formed a drum circle, or worse yet a hippie jam fest