Boy scouts? NO you've seen The Chronicles of Narnia? You know that shit when the stone table just fucking cracks right in half? Yea. Now picture that table is made out of some compressed particle board and has like 3 drawers in it. Shit is black but has the wooden panels to make it look like it is actual wood with rings and shit. Two of the drawers are full of clothes, like some shirts (mainly undershirts) and some pants and a few pairs of short. Not all of my shirts though because I hang up the ones that I like so I can look fresh and the fly and not like a haggard wrinkly mother fucker. And the thirds drawer has cloths in it too, mainly underwear and socks. I think I had some wife beaters in there but I am not sure if I should classify those as underwear or not, because sometimes they're under shirts and other times they are the shirt. Weird things man, they kinda transcend the under threshold. There's also a few magazines in that drawer too, that is why its different from the other drawers. You got that pictured? Good Anyways image getting into a bad ass fight in a dream, some mother fucker is trying to be a prick to this fine gal that you just saved from the Gaping Dragon and you were about to take her on a flying adventure, yano, show her the world and shit. So this prick comes up and starts starting all kinds of shit, Guido style. I get fed up and throw one at him, FUCKING NOODLE. Its like firmly pushing a stuffed teddy bear into his face repeatedly. Then all the sudden you go for a judo chop, Austin Powers style. AND HOLY FUCK YOU BREAK THAT MOTHER FUCKERS NECK. But then your sitting up in bed, and what is in front of you? THeres fucking pages with tits on them fluttering around in the wind (wind in the bedroom? the fucking window is closed. Can't explain that) and your dresser looks like someone just dropped a +15 great axe right into the middle of it. Cloths spewed everywhere and shit. Your hand is throbbing and you can feel the red water flowing.

Shit is intense man.