To the asshole giving my little brother a bible instead of candy:

ultimatt42 · 10 months

You do realize its TRICK or treat, correct? You owe that house a trick.

kouhoutek · 10 months

Can you think of a better way to make kids hate religion?

I think I'll be giving out bibles next year.

xhosSTylex · 10 months

My son got a business card from a realtor tonight.

Just as bad IMO.

nude0007 · 10 months

Thank them for fire starting material. Ask them what their kids are dressed like so you can give them atheist pamphlets, with candy attached.

thebigbad18 · 10 months

burn the house down.

TheAmazingAsshole · 10 months

Attach it to a brick and throw it through their window.

Ullvantar · 10 months

I remember reading an AMA of a dude who ate paper and said he'd eat the bible if he had the opportunity... I sense a win-win here.

Kmlkmljkl · 10 months

TP & Eggs for that mofo

Joobies · 10 months

Free toilet paper!

[deleted] · 10 months

well, you'll be warm for the winter at least..

orlin002 · 10 months

I think technically this could constitute a criminal act. I'm thinking back to my class on communication law from uni. The act of giving out bibles to people is without question an act of speech. But you can't simply throw your speech on others, people have to be able to choose whether or not they want to expose themselves to your speech, which is one of the reasons why we have "time, place, and manner" restrictions. Technically, as long as the person (didn't give the child[ren] a choice, and) forced the bible into the child[ren]'s bag, they could most definitely be brought in front of a civil court and found responsible for damages.

Isnt · 10 months

I almost gave out a variety of religious texts this year. But that costs money.

robbor · 10 months

Who's the asshole here? It is trick or treat, after all. If you don't want the bible, just give it away or toss it. Don't be a dick about it.

Spazzout22 · 10 months

you know... I've always viewed it to be important to have a few bibles around the house. Honestly, it's really great for understanding a lot of older literary references. I mean yes, it sucks for the kid, but bibles do cost $ and that's all that much more money you're taking away from them. Just take the loss and look at it as a way to increase your literary awareness...


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