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How does it feel? (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by Alexm920
[–]motdidr 66 points67 points68 points 1 year ago
What is this from?
[–]Borkt 75 points76 points77 points 1 year ago
This
I cant find a translated version though.
[–]GlitterBerri 65 points66 points67 points 1 year ago
All credit to Swedish friend:
Pao: "But...how does it feel to be a cat?" At that point I just want to ask them back, "How does it feel to be a human?"
Reporter: 25 year old Pao feels like she has been born into the wrong species. Ever since she was a kid she has thought that the cat resonates better with her personality, than the human species does.
In the television show "Outsider" on Tuesday evening you can see how Pao lives like a cat, together with what she calls her "female".
Pao: (cat noises) (points) That one is yours.
Pao: I have a female and I have a male. I met them both at the same time, 5 years ago, in Stockholm.
Me and my female, we live together. We sit on the couch, sometimes I cuddle on her, sometimes we wrestle, most of the time it's just mundane everyday stuff.
It would be very nice if somebody figured out how to do surgical "species correction" operations, rather than just gender corrections. ...So that they can make a tail that works.
[–]C_IsForCookie 74 points75 points76 points 1 year ago
This is either a psychological disorder, or she's found the best excuse ever to be lazy as fuck.
[–]Delta-9-THC 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
If her owner feeds her cannabis in place of catnip, I've decided that I'd like to be a cat too.
[–]oalsaker 36 points37 points38 points 1 year ago
Things like this is the reason I sometimes think our civilization has gone too far. With nothing to live for, it is so easy to delve into the realm of stupidity to give life meaning.
[–]jane_austentatious 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago*
Ugh. Having a couple gay and transgender friends, what's really horrible about this is that it's basically a group of people (best case scenario: fetishists, worst case scenario: people with a very serious psychological disorder similar to body dysmorphia) who have figured out how to co-opt the legit experiences of lgbt people and shoehorn their issue in there in order to create their own broken ass faux narrative, in order to try to grab some appearance of credibility.
And then that piggybacking weakens the credibility of groups who do actually need recognition and then you get South Park comparing trans people to people who want to be dolphins.
edit: hmm. not sure if being downvoted by anti-trans folks or pro-furries.
[–]lightsinmyhead 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
What about her, possibly legit, experiences? Maybe she's having a really hard time being born into the "wrong" species. Why isn't her problem as important as theirs? It's still there, and could possibly be very very real to her.
[–]BonquiquiShiquavius 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Not trying to justify anything here, but I would imagine that's what people would have said about transgendered people back when being homosexual was barely recognized/accepted
[–]JonnyLatte 121 points122 points123 points 1 year ago
top comment: "Släng ner henne från balkongen och se om hon landar på alla fyra..." / "Throw her down from the balcony and see if she lands on all four ..."
[–]rytro1 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
A stupid youtube comment?! Well I never.
[–]robeph 39 points40 points41 points 1 year ago
I actually found that witty for a youtube comment.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Oh please if someone said that on here it would be the top comment too.
Except on here it would be some stupid fucking pun.
[–]Hiveul 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
Cats don't water plants!
[–]Phish777 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
And they don't wear pants!
[–]SpecialSlab 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
firstworldproblems
"25-year-old Swedish girl thinks she is of the wrong species and lives like a cat."
[–]MyTribeCalledQuest 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
By God, he found it!
[–]CatFiggy 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
Dear god, she's crazy.
Seriously, though... there are so many things wrong with this, but...if she were a cat..I mean...she couldn't just...turn it off..and she...I mean, she's not even acting like a cat when she acts like a cat what the fuck is wrong with this generation where it's okay to say you're a cat and people are like, "alright"?
Honestly, though, this is the "that's enough internet, I'm off to bed" moment for me. Night.
[–]Omnifarious 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
What happened is it stopped being okay to say "No, just shut up you're a fucking idiot"
Now we have to mollycoddle every dumb shit who insists on making up new crap just to make themselves feel unique.
[–]littlearctictern 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Exactly, if she were some older homeless person, people would just call it that and ignore her. She would be some nutty lady acting like a cat. Instead, she has found a way to live her craziness in a more every day way.
[–]motdidr 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]notsothrowaway 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
This planet. No longer want to live on. Anymore.
[–]motdidr 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
Can we make them leave?
[–]BornOnFeb2nd 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
and waste a perfectly good asteroid?
[–]canonymous 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Plenty of room on the sun.
[–]galileofan 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
Send them at night, when it's not so hot there.
[–]leonprimrose 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
It's like old Gran Gran said: "If you want something hurled into the sun right, You got to do it yourself."
[–]brokkoly 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
god rest her zombie bones
[–]Crippled_by_Sodomy 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Maybe we can send them to live with These people
[–]twister6284 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago*
Anyone else find 1:02 - 1:12 a bit of a turn on?
[–]shirtdesigner 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
http://youtu.be/kCM6enms1Ac roughly translated.. enjoy.
[–]Hurp4Derp4 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
swedish outsiders, im ashamed....
[–]vitalAscension 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
16 and Pregnant
[–]xcaptnwigglesx 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
This makes my main comment about forever a virgin totally obselete. Even the cat lady gets laid.
[–]omgpro 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
Considering how horny most people on reddit are mixed with how much they fucking love cats, I don't see why this is surprising.
[–]Tonality 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Link or it's lies!
[–]Theonenerd 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
It's lies, this is from Swedish Outsiders.
[–]one_two_three_four 125 points126 points127 points 1 year ago
I have this friend who used to tell me to ask him how he was doing. So I would say, "So, How are you do-"
Then he would interrupt me, yelling, "I FEELING LIKE A FUCKIN' PANDA! HOW DO YOU FEEL?"
I still don't get it.
[–]classyGent69 108 points109 points110 points 1 year ago
Well, it means he feels like a fucking panda.
[–]goldteamrules 42 points43 points44 points 1 year ago
Or is it feels like fucking a panda?
[–]coveritwithgas 87 points88 points89 points 1 year ago
Relevant.
[–]ipostunderthisname 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
that one always gets me in the junk everytime...
[–]classyGent69 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Yes
[–]Lushington 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
Damn it feels good to be a panda.
[–]DaRiste 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
A real panda ass bear plays his cards right
[–]AQUA2 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
cause real gangsta-ass pandas don't start fights
[–]averagenameguy 122 points123 points124 points 1 year ago
you know how I know she is not really a cat...? she is wearing a collar- no cat in its right mind would ever voluntarily wear a collar...sigh, the audacity of some people!
[–]Jorbo 50 points51 points52 points 1 year ago
Maybe she has an "owner."
[–]averagenameguy 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
hmmmm... either very distrubing or very kinky...
[–]chromium24 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
I'd say it's a little of both.
[–]averagenameguy 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Ha! Indeed, the world is full of stranger things
[–]s-mores 360 points361 points362 points 1 year ago
There are no stupid questions.
There's just a really depressing amount of stupid people.
[–]sonic911 38 points39 points40 points 1 year ago
"why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit.......why are u wearing that stupid man suit?" oooooooooooooooohh :O
[–]Raven_blackwood 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
Your not depressed! I'm just an asshole!
[–]s-mores 105 points106 points107 points 1 year ago
My not depressed has nothing to do with you.
[–]d00rs18 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
you're
[–]notjawn 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
I'm a teacher and I can confirm, yes there are stupid questions.
[–]epicwinguy101 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
"Stupid questions" from my experience are "good" questions that are built off of an incorrect understanding of the world.
[–]pwnies 75 points76 points77 points 1 year ago
It feels like I don't have to worry about I_RAPE_CATS when I go to sleep at night.
[–]Qaltilon 38 points39 points40 points 1 year ago
but you do have to worry about I_RAPE_PEOPLE
[–]BubbX 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago
No no, they're both occupied this time.
[–]catfightonahotdog 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
If you rape someone raping a cat does it even out and make it a consentual threesome?
[–]everfalling 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
I donno but I imagine it would be pretty loud with a lot of scratching.
[–]TheAvocadoBaron 213 points214 points215 points 1 year ago
Why do furries always want to be cats and wolves and shit, with collars/tails/ears etc? Does no-one else think its pretty cool that we are apes? Why isn't there a subculture of primate/ape enthusiasts who embrace their ancestors? And I know what you are going to say, so let's forget those jokes...
[–]lectrick 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
I for one would gladly go to a bonobo party anytime.
And they're like 99% of our genes.
Seriously, though. You know how in porn, everybody fucks everyone else at the drop of a hat? Bonobo monkeys have that every day for real.
I read about a female bonobo monkey who wanted to hang out in a fruit tree full of male bonobos. That slut fucked every single male bonobo in that tree before she relaxed and had a peach. Biologists called this "defusing sexual tensions."
Indeed.
[–]biggerthancheeses 51 points52 points53 points 1 year ago
( •_•) Now that's What I call...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ..monkey see, monkey do.
[–][deleted] 1 year ago
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[–]Itbelongsinamuseum 163 points164 points165 points 1 year ago*
When I was 17, I went on a hike in the woods (I was not on shrooms lol). I met a native american man on the hike. We was sitting on a boulder whittling at a chunk of wood, and had an amazing regal looking wolf sitting at his feet. He said "Hello David."
It freaked the fuck out of me. I said "my name is John, old man" and kept walking away (my name actually is david).
I probably missed out on a spiritual revelation from my spirit guide. I'll never know.
[–]Bad-Science 88 points89 points90 points 1 year ago
Or you met an old friend of the family that you didn't recognize out of context, but he recognized you. To this day he is all 'WTF?' about why you told him your name was John.
[–]PreExRedditor 62 points63 points64 points 1 year ago
the old man probably reflects on that moment and thinks, "that john character looked almost exactly like david. god, I can't believe I called him david. that's so embarrassing. I could just die"
[–]Liberaloccident 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
Then he killed himself, and he was the last of his tribe. Good job David.
[–]Bad-Science 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
So that would be genocide. David, you are an evil human being.
[–]We_Are_Not_Amused 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago*
Untill they meat again. "Hello Dav.. I mean John." "My name is David mothafuckaaa!!" Edit: lol, typo made everything better.
[–]Clydeicus 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
Not if they vegetable first!
[–]Zamarok 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Dude he probably would have granted you three wishes.. I think you have to rub him or something.
[–]Murrabbit 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Dude you would be a great pedophile.
[–]crackshot91 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
This is the worst compliment I've ever read. Nicely done.
[–]lectrick 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
"magic" is simply a term that denounces the unexplainable as the rudimentary.
Don't delude yourself into thinking that unexplainable things don't exist in the world. Keep an open mind or you might miss something important.
The most important things in life, for one thing, are not that rational.
[–]klapaucius 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Depending on what you're referring to, those important things probably could be rationally explained, regardless of whether you want them to be.
[–]justwondrin 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Don't delude yourself into thinking that unexplained things don't exist in the world.
FTFY
[–]SonOfTheLorax 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
The moment you start attributing things to "magic" is the moment you dismiss the possibility of explanation.
[–]lowerlight 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Yes, but...
...you're a muppet.
[–]Paclac 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Sounds like a good idea until they fling poo at you
[–]HelterSkeletor 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
But that's the best part!
[–]ossumpawesome 39 points40 points41 points 1 year ago
The whole "All furries are cats and wolves" bit isn't really true.
At least not completely. There are an overwhelming number of wolves and foxes, sure, but there are people with primate characters.
It gets more outlandish than that too, really. Centipedes and shit. Never underestimate a furry's desire to be a super special flower.
[–]_NeuroManson_ 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago*
I miss ye olden days when "furries" didn't actually exist, technically. They used to just be a bunch of fans of anthropomorphic characters in stories, movies and cartoons (Aesop, Secret of Nimh, Disney, etc, and the occasional rule 34 of all of the above, the exception as opposed to the rule). Then someone decided the whole damned thing had to be a fetish, and it all was downhill from there.
But of course, "anthropomorphic" is too long a word for 80% of Americans to pronounce let alone spell, so it devolved into "furry", so that became the official red letter of shame for everyone even remotely into anthros.
And yes, I'm quoting from actual experience, but hey, just go ahead and go with your mainstreamed in "Furries LOL" thing, because the media has never been deceptive before, right?
Quickie edit here: Also, we didn't dress in costumes or have "yiffpiles" or whatever they call them either, we just hung out and looked at cartoons and comics for the most part. Maybe some hooked up and did the nasty, we didn't know and they didn't advertise it, and that was a good thing.
[–]Counterman 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
It must suck when your hobby suddenly turns into a weird sexual identity.
[–]mycroft2000 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
I like birdwatching. Your comment makes me nervous.
[–]werdnAndrew 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Well considering that the impression of the bird is known as 'the jizz' I'd say that you should indeed be nervous.
[–][deleted] 42 points43 points44 points 1 year ago
You're a furry. LOL
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
|Also, we didn't dress in costumes or have "yiffpiles" or whatever they call them either, we just hung out and looked at cartoons and comics for the most part.
As long as you weren't wearing a fursuit I think you can get away with making the "anthro" distinction. Unless you dressed up as Star Fox before you read comics with your pack, in which case no amount of "it's not a fetish" will save you.
[–]king__kong 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
I think you can compare that to having your leg humped or having your face ripped off.
[–]lgodsey 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
Ugh, I HATE having my face ripped off. It's like the worst.
[–]ShawnDaley 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Better than having your face humped off. Wait a sec.... that's not true.
[–]Ph0X 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
Why do you think the internet or even Reddit is filled with pictures of cats instead of pictures of monkeys? First off, most people have cats as domestic animals, and very few have apes/monkeys. Secondly, although monkeys and apes can be very intelligent and loving animals, they still aren't "cute". People don't want to be apes, they are already human and human are more intelligent versions and arguably cuter. But if they had to be another race, they'd be cats because those are adorable.
Of course all of this is just teenagers and their need to be random/special/different. It also has to do with what's popular. You'll have loads of other stupid teenagers who will like you for acting like a cat, but I don't any would praise you acting like a monkey.
[–]HelterSkeletor 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Get out of here with your logic and learnin'
[–]Black_Astra 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Saiyans?
[–]dgmac 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
I once attended a furry convention where a lot of people were dressed as apes. They looked a little silly, so I was joking around and making fun of them, but they kind of reacted badly, got a little violent, threw stuff at me and tried to get security guards to kick me out. Someone at the convention even recorded some footage of the whole encounter and put it up on YouTube.
[–]DonMasta 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
This comprises much of the mentality behind the Paleo movement.
[–]dudeonapatio 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
It would take 8 virgin philosophers and a mule to figure out all the possible scenarios that this statement might entail.
[–]int0xicunt 121 points122 points123 points 1 year ago
I love how she thinks that by asking that she just demolished the other person's argument.
[–]Delta-9-THC 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
There was an argument?
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
Well, she kinda got a point. Asking "how does it feel to ..." is often stupid, as it doesn't have any necessary feeling attached to it.
Like, how does it feel to pick a flower? How does it feel to be a bat? How does it feel to be a woman?
Believe it or not, such questions actually preoccupy philosophers.
[–]gizza 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
What are the actual requirements to even be recognised as a philosopher? Anyone can just think about shit. What line to you have to cross the be a philosopher?
[–]mefromyesterday 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
There probably isn't any official test (after all, No True Scotsman...), but I'd say you at least need to have an excellent grasp of logic*, history (especially philosophy throughout the millenia), and debate.
* It's amazing how few people understand even the basics of logic, e.g. assume A → B, ¬B, therefore ¬A.
[–]cleanstart 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
This is a timeless philosophical conundrum, seriously. You have the makings of a philosopher.
[–]apullin 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
I wish I knew girls like this.
[–]bishopslanding 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
You might already. There are plenty around, most just aren't stupid enough to go on reality T.V. to be made fun of internationally.
[–]Onimal 48 points49 points50 points 1 year ago
She's going to "Oh God why" so hard when she grows older.
[–]BMX_Bandit 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
And if she's lucky and wants to spare herself a lot of embarrassment, she'll stay the same way all through life.
[–]snickles19 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
imagine her at 80... doing this....
[–]vexion 42 points43 points44 points 1 year ago
She's 25. That's past the "just-a-phase" point of no return. This is full-on mental illness.
[–]DefinitelyRelephant 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
But if she was convinced she was a man, all of Reddit would rally behind her.
Let's show some consistency here, folks.
[–]docodine 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
yes but as people, we can be male or female. we can't be cats.
[–]mefromyesterday 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
yes but as males, we can be straight or gay, we can't be females.
(Just pointing out the flaw in that statement.)
[–]Lurking_Grue 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Or she will never give a fuck.
[–]AncientPC 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
There's a few people who have gone as far as to get whisker implants, file teeth to points, etc (possibly NSFL).
[–]Lurking_Grue 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
I know Stalking Cat and he is a nice enough guy.
[–]captainAwesomePants 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
You know that terrible having a hairball feeling? Well, I don't.
[–]waffleburner 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Why won't people accept that I am Pokemon? :(
[–]bingabong_flingflong 38 points39 points40 points 1 year ago
Cat with glasses? That's totally bingabong flingflong.
[–]life_is_a_killer 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
upvote for amazing phrase i have never heard before
[–]uberhobo 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I'm sure it's come out of Bill Cosby's mouth at some point in his life.
[–]unicorn787 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
What does that even mean? Have an upvote anyways.
[–]VacantThoughts 106 points107 points108 points 1 year ago
Donny: "Why are you wearing that rabbit suit?"
Rabbit guy: "Why are you wearing that human suit?"
[–]omgpro 101 points102 points103 points 1 year ago
Donny: "I'm not wearing a suit, this is the body I was born with and cursed to live with. You're clearly a human wearing a suit trying to be a rabbit, I'm not a goddamn retard frank."
[–][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points 1 year ago
Frank: "Fuckin' teenagers think they know everything."
[–]Im_a_gringo 41 points42 points43 points 1 year ago
Frank
[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
And it's "Donnie".
[–]dmwit 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Aren't the suits stupid in the original quote?
[–]Phoequinox 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
"When I was born, I just knew I was supposed to be a cat."
[–]David_Coron 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Reminded me of this guy
[–]m1kepro 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Finally, bestiality and a long term commitment are a viable option in one person.
[–]ForgettableUsername 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
..........
[–]pixieshit 76 points77 points78 points 1 year ago
someone tell this bitch cats can't talk
[–]tllnbks 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
awaits novelty account
[–]talking__cat 49 points50 points51 points 1 year ago
HEY SCREW YOU, PIXIESHIT!
[–]craptastico 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
wtf?
[–]AryaDee 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
It can talk because it's from the FUTURE
[–]C_IsForCookie 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Different time zone. They're ahead of you. In some parts of the world and even country it's tomorrow already.
[–]TerribleCommentBot 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Someone tell this bitch cats can't type.
[–]typing__cat 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Someone tell this bitch to SHUT THE FUCK UP
[–]OxJerks 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?" ... "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
[–]classyGent69 56 points57 points58 points 1 year ago
I mean, she's got a point
[–]argleblarg 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
She does have a point, actually. Can you describe what it feels like to be a human? I don't think I can.
[–]SiliconC 129 points130 points131 points 1 year ago
Feels good man.
[–]JangSaverem 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
I know that feel man.
[–]Ikimasen 60 points61 points62 points 1 year ago
Feels all right.
[–]Yew 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
Mostly it feels like this list of cognitive biases. Also, this thread is a really weird place to bring this subject up.
[–]ReverendDizzle 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
It feels like the ability to systematically calculate the extermination of my enemies instead of merely ripping their faces off when I come across them in the jungle.
Or something.
[–]lumberjackninja 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
We can describe what it's like to be a human by making a list of things we can do that other animals can't, and thinking about what it's like to not have each of those abilities individually. For example, you really start to appreciate having thumbs opposed to the rest of your digits when you all of a sudden can't use your thumbs/hands anymore, like after breaking them and having them put in a cast for six weeks.
Some things that are more or less unique to humans:
The list goes on, but I think fields like human evolutionary biology and cognitive psychology are basically about nothing but how we are different from other animals.
[–]shamecamel 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I feel like I've been given an astounding power, yet lack the true wisdom to wield it. I feel like an ape with a gun :(
[–]zalo 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
The thing is, being an interspecies traveler, she is expected to tell us what the differences are between humanity and felinedom.
"Oh, it sucks, I get hairballs and sh*t all the f'in time."
[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
But hasn't she been both a cat and a human before? She should be able to make a comparison.
[–]letsgotoarave 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
I'd fuck the shit out of her in that cat suit while she meows and purrs. I'm not a furry I just love girls who are borderline crazy.
[–]Prius 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
I still feel like Frank phrased it better.
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
[–]TerribleCommentBot 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
Evidently it feels fucking retarded.
Eating off the floor doesn't make a person a housecat any more than walking around the yard makes a person a lawn mower.
If she continues to insist on being a cat, please have her spayed.
[–]Footix 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
What is it like to be a bat?
critique of reductionist accounts of the mind
[–]Peaches666 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
OH MY GAWD! A TALKING CAT!
[–]NormalFurry 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
This is creepy.
[–]Fhajad 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?
[–]palehorse864 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Why are you wearing that stupid MAN suit?
[–]stevexe 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
[–]borisia 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
It feels...humany.
[–]Russz 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
How does it feel to be bat shit crazy?
[–]finerrecliner 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Why do you where that stupid bunny suit?
[–]bvanman 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Like a rolling stone...
[–]_NeuroManson_ 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
And now, the joke:
I dunno about you, but I am NOT looking forward to cleaning her litter box!
Badumpbump!
[–]SpiroAgnew 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I WANT TO FUCK THAT CAT
[–]portionssnus 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
She's 25 year old, she purrs like a cat and plays with her female companion like a cat [VIDEO]
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
What is it with woman and always thinking they are cats. Every girl online is always something kitty in their name or cat or kat. seriously
[–]harpalt 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
I am no longer a proud Swedishmen.
[–]dietotaku 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
how does it feel to be a human?
normal. completely, comfortably normal.
[–]seechao 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
I'm not a furry... but I think cat girls are really sexy...
[–]aitigie 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
One of these statements is false
[–]DrWafflesMD 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Don't worry, it doesn't make you a furry, it just means you're straight.
[–]donnerpartyof1 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
To be on your own...
[–]DHumefan 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
I'd hit it.
For one thing, being human doesn't feel like being a cat... I'm quite sure I'm not a cat.
[–]duke_lucas 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
a litter of kittens, and a litterbox. this crazy lady has both.
[–]danfeen 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Feelsgoodman.
[–]IHaveHerpes 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
is that lazer cheese?
[–]DaTScientisT 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Oh shit she got me good on that comeback.
[–]ElLechero 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago*
It feels like bringing your owner a half-dead mouse to play with and expecting them to be really excited and grateful for such a wonderful treat, but instead they just yell and strike you with a broom.
And then they stop talking to her. Wait a minute! She's on to something.
[–]galileofan 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Don't let the kids play in her sandbox.
[–]No_name_Johnson 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
To cite Lou Reed, How do you think it feels?
[–]Tsuku 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Haters gonna hate.
[–]MadWombat 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
There are quite a few of these
[–]chasezas 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
when people ask me "how does it feel to be a dragon?", i'm like "how does it feel to be a human?"
[–]zmmar007 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Source?
[–]kapester 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
By "when people ask me" does she mean her therapist?
[–]monotux 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Well, she did hang out on EFnet back in the day...
[–]Likonium 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
She's got a point.
[–]snakesandthieves 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
If you banged this chick, would that be beastiality in her eyes? I need help on this one. I guess you could avoid this entire question by not sticking your dick in crazy, though.
[–]quioieloiz 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
and here she is!
you don't even need to understand..
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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