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[–]Michichael 74 points75 points ago

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Not only a repost but a stolen one from another redditor at that. I remember when this first showed up on Reddit.

</cranky old man> GET OFF MY LAWN!

[–]RangerRick26 9 points10 points ago

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I remember the uproar when this got reposted a day after it was posted last time. People still upvote it again and again though

[–]Jeromiewhalen 1 point2 points ago

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As that's why you can't redeem karma for prizes like at Chuck-E-Cheese.

[–]RangerRick26 0 points1 point ago

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Aww man I was saving up for the flying shark balloon

[–]Jeromiewhalen 1 point2 points ago

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I just piss them away on pencil sharpeners and eraser heads, never knowing any discipline to save.

[–]tetsuga3 1 point2 points ago

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SAME! this was one of the first repost rage battles i had ever seen! downvote op for repost, upvote for reddit nostalgia? im just gonna let this one be.

[–]theghostofme 0 points1 point ago

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Original

Day-later Repost

I unsubbed from F7U12 long before it, but the shitstorm this whole thing caused crossed over into enough other subreddits to get everyone's attention.

[–]spiralout87 0 points1 point ago

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I'm with you, man!

[–]tresser 0 points1 point ago

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looks like aakritiajmera65 is back

[–]rebelsmiley11 -1 points0 points ago

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Damn Hipsters.

[–]inferno272 7 points8 points ago*

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how many reposts must one man see?

[–]jordan042 0 points1 point ago

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42

[–]guru_road 2 points3 points ago

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You have a large pair of balls to post original reddit content back on reddit. Rest in peace.

[–]gigglestick 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Thrashputin 1 point2 points ago

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How many knights of new let this slip through their fingers...DAMN YOU PEOPLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUR LAST LINE OF DEFENCE!

[–]rude-all-caps-guy 1 point2 points ago

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REPOST, im not always rude but when i am its in all caps.

[–]remember_cassettes 2 points3 points ago

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Ah the 'lazy mans load'..my old friend

[–]myPuppysCute 2 points3 points ago

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this is me every time I come home from the store after picking up 'just a few things'

[–]moosepile 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly. My wife likes to watch and snicker when it takes all of my strength to get an arm to doorknob height. Trippers gonna trip.

[–]gabeag 1 point2 points ago

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I do all I can to ensure I'm able to carry all of my bags from elbow to fingertips on a single arm/hand, that way I always have my second hand free to unlock my door. If they touch the ground before they're inside, I've failed. Of course on those heavy shopping days I live in your world - good thing we know how to utilize momentum to get to that keyhole/knob.

Have to say though, I still truly favor the ridiculously overweighted single-arm method - and I'm sure it has almost nothing to do with my scoliosis!

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[–]Pdawg7 0 points1 point ago

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BAU5. I THOUGHT WE KILLED YOU.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I do this...

[–]pagemaster017 0 points1 point ago

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I do this. Always

[–]TimesWasting 0 points1 point ago

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My parents always called me lazy for doing this. But how is it lazy if I'm exerting more energy doing that?

[–]McNorema 0 points1 point ago

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My friends dad calls this the "lazy man's load"

[–]cutti 0 points1 point ago

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One trip wonder

[–]InTheSignWeConquer 0 points1 point ago

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Are

[–]Chingchongmingwong 0 points1 point ago

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my dad calls this the lazy man's burden

[–]whoopzzz 0 points1 point ago

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Save a trip, get ready for excruciating pain halfway.

[–]gcline33 0 points1 point ago

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that's how i can improve my trip efficiency, put the milks on my head

[–]CCECJHEMC 0 points1 point ago

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The only reason I take as few trips as possible and throw shit in the room is from fear that all of my delicious groceries will be stolen by hoodlums ;-;

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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I find girls just don't understand this

[–]Deltigre 0 points1 point ago

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My girlfriend actually beats me to picking up most of the bags. It's a little embarrassing!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Lies! I too carry them this way. (Lady here ... in case that wasn't apparent)

[–]randoh12 0 points1 point ago

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Dumb....I applaud the original. He earned it. But you suck for trying to steal his comic karma.

[–]cubanhawkeye -1 points0 points ago

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One trip for life!

[–]onebigwaffle -1 points0 points ago

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PURE TRUTH

[–]lurklurklurkPOST 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed.

[–]slackinfux -1 points0 points ago

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That's how I roll

[–]swartskaap -1 points0 points ago

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Damn Repost Nazis are at it again...Its called circulation of content! Its not really world news or a trend , but a funny pic making the rounds and getting upvotes from people who probably never sow it before , because just as this post will show , its only really visibly for a few hours; then not a single fuck is given!

[–]dasflash -5 points-4 points ago

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What, you needed to carry something on your head to get it all in on one shot? Was there not enough room in your vagina since your hands were full?