Shortly after Alice fell through the rabbit-hole, she found herself surrounded by curious creatures; a man with his bottom at the front, two man-sized rabbits, and a very colorful little man who was actually an Oompa-Loompa (except Alice had never been to Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory) - so she couldn't possibly know this.

“You can’t think how glad I am to see you, again, you dear old thing!" said the Bottom-front-man, as he was taking a rather unflattering dump. “Would you like to play doctor with me?” he said, by way of intriguing Alice into playing with him.

“I'd sooner vomit” Alice whispered, “I'm a little too old to play doctor anyway.”

This time, Alice felt more out of her shoes than usual. Everyone seemed much more annoying than all the other times she had fallen into the same bloody hole. Taking one quick glance at the creatures, she said "screw-this", and began climbing back out of the hole through which she fell.

“I dare say she's going the wrong way" the creatures said to one another: “She might get hurt without our presence, we must climb as well.” The creatures were there to protect Alice and had no choice but to follow her back up the rabbit-hole.

As the sun was dropping below the horizon at the higher world, Alice and the creatures exhaustively scaled to the top. All were very tired, but the bottom-front-man decided to have a seat. Unfortunately for him, having a bottom as his torso dislocated most of his vital organs to where his ass should have been. Needless to say, he nearly crushed his heart when he carelessly sat on it. Being subjected to real physic for the first time, he experienced something called cardiac arrest.

Alice, still not giving a fuck, went home to perform fellatio on her new Gothic and insensitive yet in a cute way boyfriend. The bottom-front-man didn't make it, and can be found at the Biological Abnormality museum at Denver Colorado; next to the giant rabbits and the Oompa Loompa.