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[–]BaconChapstick 10 points11 points ago

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I am going to have a baby just for this.

[–]pokeylope 2 points3 points ago

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Irrelevant: I was just playing TF2 with you.

Relevant: Don't tell your wife/husband that's your reasoning!

[–]freedumb23 1 point2 points ago

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already started trying to impregnate my girlfriend!

[–]hotrod101 7 points8 points ago

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This is the best thing I've ever seen.

[–]slowbacontron 15 points16 points ago

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[–]kevin349[S] 7 points8 points ago

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Well that explains why I didn't find it whilst searching. I didn't realize it was on here in video form. I apologize good sir.

[–]sliang521 2 points3 points ago

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I could not stop retardedly laughing at it for a whole minute. That's one cool dad

[–]helgihermadur 2 points3 points ago

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This is so awesome. In fact, I think I will borrow my baby sister for this.

[–]ApolloXLII 0 points1 point ago

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IT'S T-REX BABY!!!

[–]Dyrty 0 points1 point ago

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you're gonna spill a lot of beer on that baby's head tonight

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Um...anybody else think this is a virus? 16MB gif, and clicking on the link automatically downloads it (Chrome). That second part could just be a function of the site, but I still think this is sketchy as fuck.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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it's funny because it's a gif of a video that was on reddit.

whore

[–]kevin349[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I honestly didn't realize it was a video that had been on reddit. I found it on someone's google+ page in this gif form. I apologize.

[–]Lord_Mudcrab -1 points0 points ago

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Why not just link to the Video?

[–]kevin349[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't know there was a video

[–]redditcontrol 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah but now that you know there was a video, why didn't you link to it? LOL... upvote anyway.

[–]msbrooklyn -4 points-3 points ago

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my mind. you fucked it.

[–]IOUaUsername -4 points-3 points ago

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I wish I had a pair of fake legs :P

[–]Gookslayer -4 points-3 points ago

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HOW