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[–]MTN_DREW 17 points18 points ago

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I have the same process. Paper due in 10 hours? Starting in 8...

[–]Hiyasc 1 point2 points ago

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I think everyone who isn't at least 70% devoted uses this method.

[–]nthcxd 8 points9 points ago

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Drawing from my five years of experience in contemporary scientific research, I want to expand this to say that most of modern day technological advances are driven by last minute panic fueled by massive doses of caffeine.

[–]fatkidswinatseesaw 6 points7 points ago

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Is there another process I should know about? Because I have a paper due in 6 hours.

[–]ethgania 6 points7 points ago

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This is especially relevant to me right now. 12-20 page short story due on Tuesday. My progress? 3 pages. It will more than likely not be done until late Monday night. Fun stuff!

[–]Umsakis 7 points8 points ago

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I may be able to one-up you on that: I have an 80 page master's thesis due on Tuesday. Thankfully I've got a bit more than 3 pages so far though :P

[–]ethgania 2 points3 points ago

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Haha, I'd hope so! Good luck!

[–]Umsakis 1 point2 points ago

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You too :-)

[–]trigaderzad2606 4 points5 points ago

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I can't remember the last time I didn't do a paper a day or two before due date, usually beginning after 10PM. When your prospective career doesn't require you to write shit, its hard to be motivated

[–]misspolkadot 1 point2 points ago

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Each semester I resolve not to procrastinate any longer.

And each semester I conclude that I shall stop procrastinating when I stop making As.

[–]awsharkfarts 2 points3 points ago

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I chose writing as a profession, and this is still my method.

[–]JonSherwell 2 points3 points ago

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First the moving .jpg and now the stationary .gif. WHAT IS OING ON REDDIT?

[–]phorshaw 1 point2 points ago

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I have this one printed and sitting on my desk at work and home.

[–]ladyinwaiting104 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. I actually knew which comic this was going to be just from the title. I think I might read too many Calvin comics....

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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shameless plug - /r/calvinandhobbes

[–]citizenmira 0 points1 point ago

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This has been my bookmark for over 15 years. Cut it out of the newspaper when it was originally printed, lamented it, followed that method. Still do, but with projects.

[–]Mango_Flame 0 points1 point ago

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This is how my college essays will be completed.

[–]CharlieTango 0 points1 point ago

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be named after calvin because my parents are cool have the exact same process of writing anything

[–]sberk07 0 points1 point ago

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yeah like everyone else

[–]wulululululuu 0 points1 point ago

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This comic comes to mind every time I find myself writing a report the night before.

[–]Smarag 0 points1 point ago

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Calvin and Hobbes is like cheating at the karma game.

[–]greentowel23 0 points1 point ago

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Great post, thanks!

[–]SgtFuzzyNipple 0 points1 point ago

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I'll fully admit that this is true. I've been waiting last minute on most my papers since 4th grade. The laster the minute, the better the paper.

[–]rage_quit6677 0 points1 point ago

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