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[–]callmelucky 4 points5 points ago

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Scented markers? Meh. What about those ones with the special clear marker that made the ink from the other ones change colour? Those were worth losing one's shit over.

[–]whitedahlia 0 points1 point ago

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This.

[–]vcxzfdasrewq 1 point2 points ago

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Real gangsters just sniffed Sharpies.

[–]smashathehulk 1 point2 points ago

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so these are like menthols cigarettes for smokers...scented texters for texter sniffers?? lol

[–]Crackillsbaby 1 point2 points ago

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I actually bought these for the school year. No regrets.

[–]mggghns 3 points4 points ago

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Scented markers, because of their pleasant smell and putting them in my mouth made the smell more intense, gave me an oral fixation so as to where I lovingly chewed and sucked on all of my writing utensils. Until gella pens came out in the fifth grade and one of them burst in my mouth, causing me to spit up electric green all over the carpet in front of everyone. Fuck you scented markers.

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]420foy 0 points1 point ago

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omg just looking at those i could recall each and every scent...

[–]TKD_Skunk 0 points1 point ago

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I still have a working set.

[–]mickey_kneecaps 0 points1 point ago

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There were a few that smelled so bad they made me nauseous.

[–]captinmehe 0 points1 point ago

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still have a brand new box

[–]idwolf 0 points1 point ago

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Even though they are non toxic, I love how it teaches kids to sniff markers.

[–]surfnaked 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't.

But then, I never saw them before. So I guess I wouldn't.

[–]SOLIDninja 0 points1 point ago

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First time i went to juvie was for making an illegal shipment of 300-400 pallets of these across the mexican boarder. that was a fun car chase. i crashed into a cactus!

[–]AnalBumCovers 0 points1 point ago

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yeah except the black liquorice one made me want to kill myself.

[–]sarmatron 0 points1 point ago

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its funny cuz nostalgia

lulz

[–]jelliefish 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell is the teddy bear one supposed to smell like...?

[–]Felicis 0 points1 point ago

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God licorice even looks terrible.

[–]HappyBull 0 points1 point ago

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The black one smelled like sheeeeeeeit.

[–]customconcern -1 points0 points ago

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And the purple one.

[–]mugsnj 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure how that was ever considered a good idea.

[–]enhance_that 0 points1 point ago

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Take it to DAE, dude.

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[–]customconcern 0 points1 point ago

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BROWN WAS CINNAMON! DELICIOUS!

[–]killergazebo -2 points-1 points ago

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As a synesthetic, this shit always pissed me off. They were ALL WRONG!

[–]customconcern 0 points1 point ago

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Shuddup.