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[–]Keltushadowfang 9 points10 points ago

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Please, stop posting this.

[–]MurphyFtw[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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wow, you have a lot of time on your hands.

[–]Keltushadowfang 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sguitaradam 2 points3 points ago

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Or you could give him some metal?

[–]DoctorRobert420 2 points3 points ago

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glad you posted this, first time i read it someone answered the phone and i got disconnected before i could finish reading it.

[–]OwDaditHurts 4 points5 points ago

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older than the internet

[–]justkilc 1 point2 points ago

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Here we go again!!!

[–]blueye420 0 points1 point ago

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faker than pam andersons tits

[–]throwaway42013 -1 points0 points ago

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That is worthy of a much better frame.

[–]Erichesson25 -1 points0 points ago

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someone should give him a metal...

[–]i_type_things -2 points-1 points ago

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This is totally the CBC scenario. I tend to listen to it all day as I work. Often I think to myself, 'man this is repetitive'. But then I think, 'I bet someone just tuned in and this is the first time they've heard this'. Well, I'm here to tell you, I'm that guy. This made me laugh.