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[–]Nerdlinger 247 points248 points ago

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[–]kukamunga 62 points63 points ago

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SMBC has got to be the best daily webcomic. Any other contenders?

[–]Forthewolfx 119 points120 points ago

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Thanks guys, it's not like I wanted to go to sleep tonight.

[–]ubermorph 15 points16 points ago

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Oh and to make it worse for you, make sure to hover over the red button!

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 1 point2 points ago

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NO wait until he finishes all of them before you tell him, he'll love that

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK!

[–]wewtaco 67 points68 points ago

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OMG, Forthewolfx sleeps too! He's just like me! I love you Forthewolfx!

[–]kukamunga 31 points32 points ago

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WHEN DO YOU HAVE TIME TO SLEEP WITH ALL THE GROUPIES ALL OVER YOU??

[–]LifeFailure 12 points13 points ago

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OMGOMGOMG IT'S YOU! SIGN MY LLAMA.

[–]miscsubbin 14 points15 points ago

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HOLY SHIT IT'S FORTHWOLFX!

[–]Givants 7 points8 points ago

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Omg!!!! It's..... It's him, but you are a superstar you are going to be out clubbing... On reddit.

[–]Moniker_30 0 points1 point ago

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Hi Forthewolfx, I'm very happy to meet you. You've been an integral part of my life for the past few months and helped me get through tough times. You're more than just a celebrity to me, you're an inspiration.

I LOVE YOU FORTHEWOLFX!!

[–]The-shindigs 3 points4 points ago

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Be careful what you wish for.

[–]sneezybreeze 3 points4 points ago

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always gotta be that guy, eh?

[–]whats_reddit 1 point2 points ago

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I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]CulturaProfetica 0 points1 point ago

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Popstrip But it's been down for a couple of months now :(

Has had numerous reddit front page comics too.

[–]MrKabukuluku 13 points14 points ago

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[–]crookedparadigm 2 points3 points ago

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As, much as I love it MttS isn't really a comic. It reminds me more of Deep Thoughts.

[–]Notalec 3 points4 points ago

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Can't let that pass without mentioning Schlock Mercenary and Sinfest

[–]TizzleFizzle 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Accipiter1138 4 points5 points ago

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Bug is fantastic.

[–]NovaDeez 8 points9 points ago

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Not strictly comedy, but Questionable Content is pretty good and Sluggy Freelance is funny and has an incredibly evolved story (Warning: 14 years of daily comics with few breaks and a very involved story)

[–]Hippocampus 0 points1 point ago

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QC isn't exactly daily, but it's also fantastic

[–]ByDarwinsBeard 6 points7 points ago

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Cyanide & Happiness. http://www.explosm.net

[–]kukamunga 1 point2 points ago

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ah, yes. I guess I subconsciously disqualified it because it rotates through four artists.

[–]daliminator 2 points3 points ago

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Best webcomic, period, I think—aside from Perry Bible Fellowship, which stopped and wasn't just a webcomic.

[–]kukamunga 1 point2 points ago

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it's too hard to choose a best overall webcomic, which is why I specified daily. PBF is definitely amazing. Truck Bearing Kibble is an excellent one with a similar style. xkcd will always hold a special place in my heart. Video game related ones like Brawl in the Family and JHallComics are quickly winning me over. And the list goes on...

[–]daliminator 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly feel like xkcd is way overrated, and that not enough of Munroe's strips are actually funny in their own right. He uses geeky/science-y references to win over an audience that often immediately congratulates itself on "getting" the "joke" and equates that with cleverness. A lot of the humor is pretty lame, and the more serious stuff is overdramatic. There are a few that are gold, but the rest are meh.

[–]kukamunga 0 points1 point ago

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I know what you mean. There are enough golden ones for me that it makes up for the weird, sappy ones. As an engineer, I'm a sucker for the self-congratulatory "get the joke" stuff even though I know it's annoying as fuck when you don't get it and don't care enough to try to get it.

[–]daliminator 0 points1 point ago

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I almost always understand what he's talking about, but a lot of it just isn't funny.

Typical reaction: "Oh yeah, it's important to sanitize SQL queries. So... what's funny? Oh, you put that on your license plate? Named your kid something ridiculous? ..."

I'll smirk for about a second, then leave the page.

[–]paper_zoe 2 points3 points ago

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I'm a fan of Three Word Phrase

[–]kukamunga 0 points1 point ago

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holy shit I am loving this one so far. Thanks for sharing.

edit: oh, I remember the egrets one from here on reddit. cool.

[–]JonSherwell 1 point2 points ago

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I really like Dino Comics , but that's preference not quality, love SMBC as well.

EDIT: Linked to source

[–]Eros433 1 point2 points ago

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I would agree with you. However, Surviving the World is one of my favorites.

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 1 point2 points ago

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I think he's an awesome guy, and he has made really creative and funny comics, but day to day I don't mind missing his updates. SMBC is consistently awesome on another level.

[–]agrif 1 point2 points ago

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MS Paint Adventures isn't strictly daily, but averages about 3 panels a day over its many-year run. Story-based though, so there's a huge archive to work through.

[–]cagesandalarms257 0 points1 point ago

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[–]freyyr 14 points15 points ago

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Checked the comments to make sure that somebody had done this. Thank you.

As much as redditors seem to think that they're somehow doing good by rehosting with imgur, that argument is bullshit. Redditors live under the fiction that webcomic authors wouldn't have built a hosting plan with the hope and expectation of big spikes in traffic.

This isn't 1997: bandwidth is dirt cheap these days. For example, one can easily get a VPS with 1000+ GB of transfer on at least a 100Mbit line for under $10 a month, which should be able to handle multiple reddit front page postings in a month. Things are getting even more robust with the rise of cheap Content Distribution Networks (CDNs). If you're that concerned about the comic going down, make a local copy and put it on imgur if and only if the original goes down.

Rehosting a comic with imgur allows you to collect magical valueless internet points at the expense of the owner's ad revenue and hard work. That's deplorable.

[–]ZeekySantos 2 points3 points ago

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I downvote any major webcomic rehosted on imgur, no matter how funny. Upvotes for the commenter who sources it though.

[–]CunningStunts 1 point2 points ago

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Not to mention the fact that SMBC gets a lot of traffic and can easily withstand any relatively slight increase in traffic reddit might generate.

[–]SpaceWorld 0 points1 point ago

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The larger problem is that only links from imgur seem to make the front page, at least for the most part. People who post content should link to the source, yes, but if someone else posted a link to an imgur mirror at the same time, it wouldn't even be a contest. The imgur link would win. It's not even as simple as making sure you only upvote posts that link to the original source, as imgur just happens to be incredibly reliable, especially on mobile platforms. When I'm on my phone and I want a quick burst of funny content, I'm much more likely to click an imgur link because I can presume that it will load quickly and without obstructive content such as ads or whatever else might complicate my experience. In short, imgur is perfect for a community that demands quick, convenient, and easy-to-digest content. Like it or not, reddit has become exactly that type of community.

[–]deprivedant 4 points5 points ago

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Oh man, this is so much better with the red button comic.

[–]MyParentsArentHome 0 points1 point ago

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Pardon my noobage but what tool was used to find the source? Tineye had nothing.

[–]Peachy_James 1 point2 points ago

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It is a well known comic and the style us unique to its creator

[–]Peachy_James 0 points1 point ago

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*is

Pardon my inability to edit

[–]noredcrayon 0 points1 point ago

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How much effort could it take? This is at least the thirtieth time this has been posted to reddit...

[–]terry_cook1 66 points67 points ago

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I get this the instant I feel remotely content with myself...

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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Same here. In fact, I felt good as I started writing this and now I just kinda wanna crawl in a hole and die.

[–]ybobjoe 4 points5 points ago

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Heh I don't post half the comments I write because...

[–]Dustin- 3 points4 points ago

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Same. Write out comment, click cancel button. Almost every time.

[–]AnalogDan 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT DID YOU DO, VICAPOTA? DID YOU HIT A GUY? DID YOU HIT A GUY AND DRIVE OFF? DID YOU?

(Edit: Right now, someone on reddit is reading this and thinking, "Oh shit, I did actually hit a guy! Do they know???")

[–]DoctorMidnight 0 points1 point ago

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Please, don't do that.

[–]movie_man 29 points30 points ago

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"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones

Tyrion was talking about being born a bastard, but this applies to everyone.

Your failures and embarrassments should never be forgotten, they are a part of you as much as your successes and triumphs. Use all of your experiences to become a mature and reasonable adult.

[–]familyguy20 7 points8 points ago

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Upvoted for a quote by one of my favorite characters!

[–]thewarondrugs 0 points1 point ago

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Welp, looks like I'm watching Game Of Thrones again.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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=[ Please don't!
Have you read The Four Agreements? A thought-provoking paragraph can be found in chapter one.
Assuming you have not read this book, allow me to share part of said paragraph with you:

"How many times do we pay for one mistake? The answer is thousands of times. The human is the only animal on earth that pays a thousand times for the same mistake... every time we remember, we judge ourselves again, we are guilty again, and we punish ourselves again, and again, and again..."

In my opinion it's a very wonderful book. I hope you find that short section interesting and helpful!

[–]terry_cook1 1 point2 points ago

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Will defo check that out! thanks very much! :)

[–]ychromosome 1 point2 points ago

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This experience is all too common. Either the mind thinks about a past failure or a future potential failure. Or, it thinks about something else out there that would belittle your current state of contentment. The only way out is to not think of the past, the future or something else out there, and instead, to be totally in the present moment. The more we do this, the more we retain the feeling of contentment in our lives. This is simply because it is very rare for the present moment to contain any failure or embarrassment.

[–]Khaibit 2 points3 points ago

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And that is, at least partially, the essence of Zen Buddhism. The future isn't here yet, and the past has already gone - neither of which you can do anything about - so focus on the now, think and act on the now, and deal with the future when it comes. =)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I always had difficult with the whole "act on the now" thing because things seem to go so quickly that before you know it you are in the future. It's just a weird concept for me and I find it difficult to put into practice. I'm not denying that it must work for some people, I mean, obviously it must if it's the essence of an entire religion (or philosophy?)
However, I have found that teaching myself to not worry works great. I focus on the future, but I just don't worry a whole lot about if I fuck something up, because I've found that it's usually easy enough to make it right or adapt to the new situation.
Just for a different perspective/approach, I guess =]

[–]Khaibit 1 point2 points ago*

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It's a very difficult mindset to get in to, and even harder to explain satisfactorily. =) One of the many reasons meditation is so often used by those who follow Zen is that it is a form of 'practice' for this way of thinking. One of the best stories I ever heard illustrating this aspect of Zen was told to me by the roshi (head monk) of a temple I was at:

Two monks were returning to the temple from a trip to the local village. The weather had been stormy, raining on and off; during their trip, they encountered a woman of noble standing, dressed well in elegant silks, on the side of the road. She was unable to cross a section of the road as it had become entirely muddy and she did not want to dirty her clothing. Upon seeing her dilemma, the elder of the two monks picked her up and carried her across the mud, keeping her clothing clean. She thanked the monk and went on her way; the monks did the same. As the two continued toward the temple, the younger of the two monks got more and more upset. Finally, as they were nearly back at the temple, he couldn't restrain himself any more and yelled at the elder monk, "How could you do that?? Even laying eyes on a woman is forbidden by our temple, much less touching one!" The elder monk sighed, and said, "I put that woman down back at the puddle in the road. Why are you still carrying her?"

Or, to put it another way: When you eat, just eat. When you walk, just walk. When you love, just love. =)

[–]ychromosome 1 point2 points ago

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You might want to read The Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle. Being in the present moment is as difficult as swimming or riding a bike. Feels almost impossible when you try to do it the first few times. Once you get the hang of it, feels natural and effortless.

[–]ychromosome 0 points1 point ago

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Presume you have read The Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle. :)

[–]joshr03 0 points1 point ago

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I get this right before I'm about to go to sleep, then my mind races about how I could have done things differently. Then I don't sleep, fml.

[–]cdbgj 10 points11 points ago

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I think this is awesome! Whistling to express your good mood is nothing less than ejaculating on the people around you. Be considerate, you fuck, and enjoy your good mood in silence.

[–]nebrija 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed very much at this, person. Perhaps a career in comedy is your calling.

[–]DoctorMidnight 1 point2 points ago

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Or least, when you do whistle, try not to to get it in their eyes -- they hate that.

[–]Gertle 17 points18 points ago

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That one time i tried to sing we will rock you on that stage at school... Fuck.

[–]Silentlemon 15 points16 points ago

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That one time I tried to sing and dance to Thriller of that stage at school... Fuck.

[–]Forthewolfx 22 points23 points ago

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I got chills just thinking about that.

[–]cockakaw 1 point2 points ago

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Cold? Please, Forthewolfx, take my jacket. It'll be a story to tell my children.

[–]pretty-little-angel 4 points5 points ago

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Oh my god!!! It's Forthewolfx!!!!

[–]whats_reddit 0 points1 point ago

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I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Sizzleby 4 points5 points ago

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Sign my titties!

[–]Think_Tanked 6 points7 points ago

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Hey remember that really stupid/ridiculous thing you said before thinking about it the other day? Fuck you brain.

This cycle repeats about every 3 days.

[–]pokeylope 17 points18 points ago

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I still feel bad about killing a caterpillar when I was 5.

I literally think of it at least once a week.

[–]Larry_the_Unix_Guy 11 points12 points ago

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I was messing around with a little pistol bb gun that had no power and was really, really inaccurate. Anyway, I was joking around with my friend and said dude watch me hit that bird in the tree.

Pointed and without aiming shot the bird out of the tree....

I still feel bad about it, it was one of those little finch birds.

[–]FadedPoster 13 points14 points ago

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Also this exact thing happened in The Simpsons with Bart and Nelson

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Simpsons did it!

[–]Nawara_Ven 1 point2 points ago

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Hell, the Finches know it's a sin To Kill some kind of Bird.

[–]trogdor5 1 point2 points ago

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Since you probably haven't been a vegetarian your whole life, you've killed a lot more than just a caterpillar.

[–]pokeylope 9 points10 points ago

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No, someone else killed it. I did not commit the act of murder in the case of eating-meats, though I may have supported it. The caterpillar, I killed it myself, out of curiosity.

Then I killed a chicken when I was 13, but that was for food and it was because I was asked to by adults.

[–]ericdelappe 2 points3 points ago

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Nobody committed murder, which is the act of killing another human being unlawfully.

[–]xkcdfanboy 0 points1 point ago

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Instead of being solely a pragmatic prick, you could have at least gave him the correct word, slaughter

[–]AnalogDan 2 points3 points ago

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So, if you hire someone else to murder for you, are you not responsible?

Shit, now I sound like a vegetarian.

[–]xkcdfanboy 1 point2 points ago*

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Being distant from the actual processes which torture animals makes it easy to continue being a meat-eater. That and the tastiness of meat is chemically and psychologically addictive just like any drug.

Essentially: Out of sight, out of mind, sin by transitivity = no sin at all!

It's funny, even though I've just recently become a vegetarian, my mind makes up all kinds of excuses to eat my favorite meats like "you're only one person, you can't make a difference!"

I just have to ignore these simple excuses that come to mind and realize ultimately, any torture/evil that I support I am partly responsible for.

But asking for people to be responsible, even mindful of their actions is too much to ask.

[–]AnalogDan 1 point2 points ago

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I agree on all points. I've tried being vegetarian, but failed. For now, I've settled for flexitarianism, which is, essentially, for people like me who are too weak to go all the way.

I eat non-red meat once or twice a week and red meat once or twice a month.

[–]xkcdfanboy 1 point2 points ago

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I salute you for at the very least, having acknowledged the consequences of your actions and made an effort to change them. Most people can't even get that far.

[–]rahtin 12 points13 points ago

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Huge reason why I stopped smoking weed.

[–]Tirau 7 points8 points ago

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Marley was correct in saying, "When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself."

[–]badhairguy 15 points16 points ago

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More often than not, it's my girlfriend that does this to me, not my brain.

:(

[–]RoflStomper 31 points32 points ago

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You should probably get a new one of those. That's not healthy.

[–]pepito420 23 points24 points ago

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Hire a lawyer. Hit the gym. Delete Facebook.

[–]ZerroShadows 25 points26 points ago

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Join a Credit Union.

[–]OIP 19 points20 points ago

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Occupy your local municipal park.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Create new White House petitions.

[–]AnalogDan 2 points3 points ago

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Comment about doing all of those things on reddit whilst actually doing none of them.

[–]jolypa 1 point2 points ago

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Scars. Chicks dig scars.

[–]Nawara_Ven 1 point2 points ago

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No, wrong. Avoid women who are attracted to how much damage you have sustained.

Did Bruce Wayne get ladies by getting shot? No. He put a goddamn serving platter up his shirt. You have no idea how cold those things can get.

[–]jolypa 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't dig the last guys knifing scars, I won't lie. Working hard for your living and scars attained from generally being a good man on the other hand...

[–]jeffhuys 1 point2 points ago

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Must. Resist. Continuing. Thread!

[–]saikyan 2 points3 points ago

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Don't tolerate that.

[–]45441 0 points1 point ago

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Someone else's girlfriend here. Your girlfriend sounds horrible.

[–]string97bean 12 points13 points ago

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Nothing like turning depression into karma.

[–]matlock5 7 points8 points ago

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I always laugh nervously to myself when this happens to me.

[–]bbluelight 14 points15 points ago

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Really? That's a lot better than my reaction. I always shout something like "Gah!", or "No!" and then turn my head away violently. Even in public.

[–]jeanpicard 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit, me too. I say, "fuck you, jean!" to myself, out loud. It doesn't help.

[–]chollyer 0 points1 point ago

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God I wish there was a pill you could take for this.

[–]Linwe_Ancalime 0 points1 point ago

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My reaction is always a weird, desperate-sounding groan. And it's so annoying because 99% of the time I'm sure I'm the only one who remembers the stupid things I've done. And NOW people probably think I'm strange for groaning randomly in public.

[–]turkeyfoot 1 point2 points ago

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I do both.

[–]Nawara_Ven 0 points1 point ago*

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I hum or whistle cheerily, which causes others to do so. Everyone's mood brightens. Day saved.

Edit: Everyone except cdbgj. Dude needs to lighten up. It's not like I whistled in his hair.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Chances are high that the thing you just thought about is either a) really not as serious as you think it is, or b) just about everyone has forgotten about it. I like to stick by the hard and fast rule that most people are so absorbed in themselves and how people see them that they just about ignore whatever weird thing you do after they've used it once or twice to make themselves look better in a conversation.

[–]CottonEyeJoe 0 points1 point ago

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it's very true! it's always better to forget some small mistake you made and work towards bettering yourself. what you or anyone else thinks is irrelevant as time moves forwards and things change constantly. what you were yesterday has little meaning towards what you are today.

[–]jeanpicard 0 points1 point ago

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I can tell myself that, but my brain still does it.

[–]I_Link_To_Searches 3 points4 points ago

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All the fucking time indeed.

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/9MBgu.gif

[–]Nawara_Ven 0 points1 point ago

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This is reddit. The past is a myth.

[–]snazzamagoo 52 points53 points ago

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Downvoted for not linking to the actual site. Tsk Tsk.

[–]poptart2nd 16 points17 points ago

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downvoted and reported.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments.

[–]nograv 22 points23 points ago

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We need to get you laid.

[–]poptart2nd 10 points11 points ago

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are you hitting on me?

[–]MustStopMasturbating 6 points7 points ago

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Probably.

[–]bigroblee 6 points7 points ago

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Agreed. That is just fucking rude. Also, they didn't credit the site.

[–]TheeLinker 1 point2 points ago

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He didn't know the site, though!

Granted, though, he should have a comment asking for the source, then.

[–]bigroblee 7 points8 points ago

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OP has been a redditor for two years; long enough to know better. I went over at least a dozen of his/her submissions. They were all reposts.

[–]TheeLinker 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm. Fair point!

[–]Krishna987[S] 0 points1 point ago

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In my defense I saw this image on a site that allows users to post in continuous blog format. I saw this image in a long line of unrelated images all with no sources cited. I had no idea where it was from but I didn't want to let that prevent others from seeing it. I'm glad someone else posted the source, as I had no idea.

Also: My life is stressful enough. I have responsibilities out the ass in my daily routine. Now I have to pile on more responsibilities when I just want to share ha-ha jokes? I'll take the downvotes if that's what it takes to enjoy my internet escapism.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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don't regret things. the past isn't real.

[–]saikyan 1 point2 points ago

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In the long run, self forgiveness will be more effective than delusion.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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why should you even feel the need to forgive yourself for something? you shouldn't feel guilty just because you did something embarrassing.

the past isn't a tangible thing. you can't travel to it or change it. it isn't manipulated. it existed and then is gone. the only thing that matters is the present and the future.

so why harbor shame for something that is in the past? it doesn't make sense. you should be moving forward, not dawdling in remembrance of something that already happened.

[–]noredcrayon 0 points1 point ago

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The fact that this is a multi-multi- repost establishes that, apparently.

[–]45441 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, super yes. Easier said than done, though. I haven't even begun to master it.

[–]sentopi955 2 points3 points ago

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this happens to me all the time

[–]siskiyoufire 1 point2 points ago

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Man I can relate to this in a serious way. Somethings you'll never live down... Even with yourself.

[–]lolwatdahek 1 point2 points ago

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IM SORRY SISTER I WAS 12 AND HORNY

[–]Jreynold 1 point2 points ago

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All the fucking time, except I usually end up hitting myself in the face so I stop thinking about it and continue with my day.

[–]cojafoji 1 point2 points ago

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That's why god made LIQUOR!

[–]ddshroom 1 point2 points ago

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Buddhit awaits your arrival.

[–]onlythis 1 point2 points ago

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enjoy the present, don't dwell in the past.

[–]ddshroom 1 point2 points ago

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In Deed.

[–]kabukistar 1 point2 points ago

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Post old SMBC comics without linking to the source. I remember when I did that and now I'm ashamed of it.

[–]unjustifiably_angry 1 point2 points ago

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Link to the source, asshole.

[–]pino6000 1 point2 points ago

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Hurtful....

[–]jwaldo 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck, that thing. In high school. For that girl.

:(

[–]jokkeml 3 points4 points ago

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There should be one for when you're trying to sleep. Scumbag brain...

[–]thelastpizzaslice 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't funny.

[–]people_are_animals 1 point2 points ago

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No i didn't, until reading this comic.

[–]firefox3d 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck my life.

[–]Evelic 1 point2 points ago

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I'm seriously angry at how true this is..

It always happens when you're generally having a good time too.

Why, brain?

[–]diblasio 3 points4 points ago

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I assume no one else gives a shit so I don't give a shit either. Then I keep on whistling. Like a boss.

[–]nightfan 0 points1 point ago

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Oh look, another comic about remembering something from the past and feeling like shit about it.

[–]BritishHobo 1 point2 points ago

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Love that it's front-paged. 'Hey guys, you ever remember something awkward you did and get embarassed?' 'OMHYGOD, YOU TOO?'

[–]zaphod777 1 point2 points ago

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how about posting a direct link rather than a screenshot or at least not cut off the name of the site !!! http://www.smbc-comics.com/

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I regret nothing.

[–]myhouseisonfire 0 points1 point ago

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And I thought I was alone on this one.

[–]ForeverMarried 0 points1 point ago

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True but for me its at least a half-dozen events.

[–]jolypa 0 points1 point ago

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Well if it wasn't going to happen all the time before now it definitely will now. Between that and being reminded constantly my best guy friend is dead the only happiness I have is chocolate...and sex. Chocolate makes me fat. Sex can get me pregnant, which also makes me fat! So therefore I don't think I want to be happy after all. Bring on the guilt!

[–]Remingtonh 0 points1 point ago

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I thought I was the only one that did this.

[–]roycastle 0 points1 point ago

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My dad believes that all psychopathology can be attributed to guilt.
Discuss.

[–]Tip_of_the_hat 0 points1 point ago

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This always happens, one moment I'm black, the next moment I'm white

[–]illtakethebox 0 points1 point ago

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i sweat when i'm not even doing anything. thanks smbc

[–]Notalec 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see this, I think about that one time in middle school where I saw a guy's retainer on his chair just before he sat down, and I didn't think to mention it. It broke when he sat on it and he cried.

So ashamed. =(

[–]mailee 0 points1 point ago

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Link to the original site asshole.

[–]thekudumbam 0 points1 point ago

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GIF!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hey! It's Louis CK in comic form.

[–]jeddles 0 points1 point ago

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part of both being human, and growing up, is the ability to identify these moments, deal with them and continue on your merry way.

[–]MsComrade 0 points1 point ago

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That feeling only ever happens to me when I'm trying to sleep XD the humiliation and shame keeps me up for hours

[–]ultimamax 0 points1 point ago

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I decided not to be ashamed about anything ever. I WIN.

[–]beaulingpin 0 points1 point ago

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oh, I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one. Seriously, I can't go more than an hour without remembering something that makes me humiliated to be alive.

Like once, when I was 7 or something, and at the end of an appointment with my therapist (yeah, at 7), while walking out of his office, I bent over and smelled his chair, and proclaimed "No farts here".

I hate myself.

[–]generalchaoz 0 points1 point ago

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I see this link [Title]

[–]ferdinandceline 0 points1 point ago

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Remember that time you got a bullet through you? Wait you can't. Suicide.

[–]onlyididntsayfudge 0 points1 point ago

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Halloween party, three years ago, I was 18. A girl started making out with me out of nowhere (it was the girl who invited me to the party). After 5 seconds of greatness I stopped, and said to her, "Sorry. You have smoker breath." Then I walked away. Facepalm.. What the fuck is wrong with me.

[–]VIDLAAA 0 points1 point ago

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story of my life.

[–]GrowingSoul 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god why

[–]greengo 0 points1 point ago*

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Upvoted for making a joke without resorting to "Scumbag brain" karma whoring...

[–]spike_157 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, this happens to me almost daily. I thought I was the only one.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I know this is supposed to be funny, but it makes me feel shitty right now. Thanks for posting anyways

[–]WalrusOnTheRocks 0 points1 point ago

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Downvote for no link to the source or even mention of it. Seriously, it's not that hard.

[–]dayofdays 0 points1 point ago

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I've developed a personal tick because of this exact thing. when ever i am by myself and my mind suddenly remembers something that makes me feel a deep sense of shame or embarrassment i suddenly blurt out "i'm gonna shoot you in the face"... then i suddenly think about how strange it is that i just said that... and then that makes my mind travel in a completely new direction, forgetting the thing that made me shameful in the first place.

[–]Supertrinko 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it op, why'd you have to remind me of 'The cow incident'?

I have associated that very memory with the word "memory". It's very distracting.

[–]Doreagarde 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, it always bugs me when I remember a thing I regret, and then I turn white. Such a bother.

[–]zackks 0 points1 point ago

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I can relate. Except, instead of my brain it's my extended family at every holiday (christmas, thanksgiving, etc)

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

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Upvotes for uploading someone elses comic without linking to oringal artist?

Fuck you, asshole.

[–]roymustang86 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, Reddit does not give two shits about stealing content.

[–]HappyStance 0 points1 point ago

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And the worst thing is that I know that the people who I embarrassed myself in front of probably don't even fucking remember it because it wasn't even funny, just kind of stupid.

So why can't I just forget about it and move on?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]what_thedouche 0 points1 point ago

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Well gee thanks... Just happened again thanks to this.

[–]prezjordan 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this all the time - but I think of it as, "Wow I fucked up that bad that many times and I'm still kickin? I've got it good"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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+1 for the username~! :D

[–]magicmerlion 0 points1 point ago

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Works the other way too.

While carrying a solemn conversation:
Brain: Hey, remember that funny/awesome thing that happened last week? Good luck trying not to smile while this guy talks to you about his dead grandmother.

[–]adencrocker 0 points1 point ago

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Some things in my past make me cringe

[–]inuyome1008 0 points1 point ago

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All. The Dang. Time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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...this happened at work and I grimaced and rolled my eyes. A customer saw me and told my boss. I couldn't explain I was rolling my eyes at something I said 2 weeks ago.

[–]Jackker 0 points1 point ago

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At first I was like: "Haha, yeah!"

Then i was like: "Haha, yeah..."

:(

[–]posterhoster 0 points1 point ago

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So it's not just me?

[–]WellWhatNow 0 points1 point ago

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People post things about this..All the fucking time.

[–]yurtyybomb 0 points1 point ago

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Mine is more like, "Remember how much you hate X, Y, and Z about yourself? Yeah, stop that being happy bullshit. Have a shitty day, this is brain, over and out."

[–]mehdbc 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking PTSD, how does it work?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Scumbag Brain, I'm putting my foot down! I've had enough of your shit!"

"No, I'm making you put your foot down!"

AGH

[–]snakeraver 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoted for not linking to the source/not mentioning source in the title.

[–]hofbraunhaus 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoted because this joke has been done on Reddit about 1000 times already.

[–]grendelsgrundle 0 points1 point ago

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Story of my life.