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[–]Pizzabagles 165 points166 points ago

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Yes. That is what happened in the show.

[–]blightning65 86 points87 points ago

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and it was funny.

[–]siebiscuit[S] 36 points37 points ago

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...and everyone was happy. The End.

[–]bporter84 13 points14 points ago

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Then I fapped.

[–]limer 25 points26 points ago

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Do a fap!

[–]I_MOLEST_CHILDREN 16 points17 points ago

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Okay.

[–]RYuukiG 24 points25 points ago

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Not you.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 21 points22 points ago

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◕_◕

[–]AKnightAlone 61 points62 points ago

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TIL Bender is 4chan.

[–]everbeard 24 points25 points ago

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Me: my mother isn't breathing. WHAT DO I DO?

/b/: do a barrel roll

[–]whatsabattle 33 points34 points ago

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That line was actually an ad-lib.

Futurama is the best show. When I got the dvds, I immediately watched every episode twice, both with and without commentary.

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[–]wastegate 6 points7 points ago

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You know, I've had the dvds for so long, but never actually watched the commentary...

[–]squeegep 10 points11 points ago

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Do it, the commentary is fantastic. Most of the time they have the voice actors in and you find out how much they went into the maths and science involved in the show. For example, they invented an entire language for the Nibloneans.

[–]SamsquamtchHunter 0 points1 point ago

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same here, haven't picked them up since Netflix added them all to instant

[–]SamsquamtchHunter 5 points6 points ago

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My dvds have commentary??? Well there goes all plans I had for this week...

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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This is a repost. It was on futurama months ago.

[–]HurricaneHugo 20 points21 points ago

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It was on futurama years ago.

FTFY

[–]Deisel23 4 points5 points ago

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Technically speaking he was correct, it was just many many months.

[–]rabbitspade 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit is a repost.

[–]DrunkenJarJar 6 points7 points ago

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Your flair is leaking.

[–]FearlessFreep -2 points-1 points ago

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This is a repost. It was on futurama months years ago.

[–]yeolelbowdrop 6 points7 points ago

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It's better when you hear it here enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un5uZDVFu3s

[–]HoverJet 11 points12 points ago

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wow. it really doesn't take any effort to karma whore with something from futurama does it.

[–]Kid_Galahad 7 points8 points ago

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I AM BENDER PLEASE INSERT GIRDER

[–]yurimxpxman 3 points4 points ago

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GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! Free karma for all who post Futurama references!

[–]saulr -1 points0 points ago

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If you don't like the post then you can down vote it, that's what it's there for.

[–]HoverJet -1 points0 points ago

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oh don't worry i did.

[–]FearlessFreep 10 points11 points ago

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OK, I like Futurama and all but what the hell was the point of this submission?

[–]SvenHudson 0 points1 point ago

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Well it was a joke and he posted it in Funny. Do the math.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Easy karma.

[–]dinosaursssssss 4 points5 points ago

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Flipping is just bending in mid-air.

[–]Hastemakeswaste 1 point2 points ago

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Aww was really hoping for a costume

[–]scwt 1 point2 points ago

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I thought I was going to see someone in a Bender costume. Oh well.

[–]nthcxd 1 point2 points ago

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I strive to be bender in my life. Finding humor in every, I mean every, situation.

[–]Iable-A 3 points4 points ago

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Stop hogging that healthy liver of yours!

[–]Allurex 4 points5 points ago

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"Bender, this world isn't good enough for you..."

"Not even close"

[–]somethingsomethingso 4 points5 points ago

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Bender? Damn near killed her!

[–]Relevant_Troll 3 points4 points ago

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[–]BakedPotatoTattoo 0 points1 point ago

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I have never watched an entire episode of Futurama and this picture made me loose my shit. I'm adding that to my queue now.

[–]theonly_brunswick 0 points1 point ago

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I just came to thank you for not posting ANOTHER fucken Bender costume.

[–]blackJanitor 0 points1 point ago

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Most memorable quote ever

[–]Akyuros 0 points1 point ago

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[–]komali_2 0 points1 point ago

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I shouted this at a would-be jumper once. I'm won't take credit for them coming a slower route because of it, but I'm gonna keep pretending.

[–]Trestkon 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Gurphy 0 points1 point ago

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Greatest futurama moment

[–]bigdill 0 points1 point ago

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do the roar

[–]Burke_Of_Yorkshire 0 points1 point ago

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Well he is a master at limboing...

[–]PerfectlyDarkTails -2 points-1 points ago

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Eh, this repost again.

[–]cancegraf -1 points0 points ago

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Oh I get it Leela, reverse psychology.

[–]Daysprung -1 points0 points ago

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yyyyyuuuuupp, love him

[–]whollyshit -1 points0 points ago

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my absolute favorite futurama moment!

[–]SamsquamtchHunter -1 points0 points ago

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This is my all time favorite Futurama line.

[–]Vibster -1 points0 points ago

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They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon!

[–]Vibster 0 points1 point ago

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They poo pooed my electric frankfurter.

[–]Vibster 0 points1 point ago

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They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye.

[–]Vibster 0 points1 point ago

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I am bender please insert girder.

[–]Vibster 0 points1 point ago

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Forever alone.

[–]elmombaker -1 points0 points ago

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Repost.

[–]thebeardsman -2 points-1 points ago

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Downvote.

[–]Einchy -2 points-1 points ago

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"Little bird little bird, fly through my window"

;_;

[–]YargainBargain -5 points-4 points ago

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Every single high school facebook guy has posted this quote.

[–]EVAshutdown -2 points-1 points ago

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Benders such a dick. lol

[–]BenderBendingUnit -2 points-1 points ago

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I knew that Jamaican turkey jerky wasn't going to jump, I was just having some fun.

[–]bender_is_great -5 points-4 points ago

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Do a flip!

[–]CustardMustard -1 points0 points ago

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That is a nice liver

[–]Granite-M -1 points0 points ago

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I only just now noticed that the railing on the Planet Express building says "PLANET EXPRESS."

[–]Rainlead -1 points0 points ago

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Need someone to catch you? (V) (;,,;) (V)

[–]bobjoe177 -2 points-1 points ago

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sorry player

[–]TheLonelyLemon -3 points-2 points ago

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Do a barrel roll.

[–]Bayshun -3 points-2 points ago

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Do a barrel roll.

[–]colebluefearn -4 points-3 points ago

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Do a barrel roll!

[–]Physics101 -1 points0 points ago

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Wrong subreddit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wrong website, really.