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My big bird costume. Really happy about how the legs turned out. (imgur.com)

submitted ago by Jacquielonglegs

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[–]Wandelation 501 points502 points ago

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I'm also happy about how your legs turned out.

[–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 70 points71 points ago

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Mechanics of the feet for those who are asking: Pic of bird feet

I made the feet out of orange flannel and stuffed them with batting for Mr. Bird's "bloated toe" effect. I literally just stick my heels (orange, duh) inside so that they lie flat on the foot base. Last night I pinned the back up but I think I'll attach velcro instead for easier removal. It's hard to get funky on the dance floor with this shit on. Although I can always resort to my signature dance move

[–]BCBUDDHA 52 points53 points ago

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can we see your bare feet next to the bird feet for comparison?

[–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 67 points68 points ago

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what are ya, some kind of sicko?

[–]BCBUDDHA 204 points205 points ago

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yes ma'am

[–]IronMikeT 28 points29 points ago

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The exact response I would expect. I love the internet.

[–]BCBUDDHA 8 points9 points ago

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I love the internet too :) Also women's feet...............

[–]somecallmemike 2 points3 points ago

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Me too, foot fetish FTW.

[–]IforgotwhatIwasdoing 1 point2 points ago

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I'm just looking for a little leg.

[–]Airazz 9 points10 points ago

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This is reddit, everyone is a potential sicko. So are you with your magic vagina and strange hats.

[–]cardedagain 9 points10 points ago*

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You're a funny lady that made an awesome costume out of a really absurd idea. And you have a magical vagine. Basically, you're an instant upvote.

[–]IHaveAFootFetish 2 points3 points ago

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That's what they all say :(

[–]BlackZeppelin 1 point2 points ago

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He'll pay and you don't even have sex with him.

[–]HoboViking 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to Reddit... now show ur feet woman! haha >:)

[–]FranzWilhelmIII 1 point2 points ago

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Can't have them naked feet on the interwebs!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hi, we're the internet. Have we met?

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      [–]laddymaddonna 3 points4 points ago

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      wow seems difficult to take steps in, thanks for the reply!

      [–]acerific 4 points5 points ago

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      I think that some people might want to see how It looks while you are standing.

      [–]akcom 1 point2 points ago

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      Those are some awesome dance moves. Now we just need to get you a p-diddy boat to show em off.

      [–]JunesongProvision 1 point2 points ago

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      She's hot AND she posted an Always Sunny reference. Going to take a cold shower now...

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        [–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 116 points117 points ago

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        Thanks! They're homemade.

        [–]KrayVin 288 points289 points ago

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        /facepalm

        [–]mavstar 23 points24 points ago

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        Hey, certainly better than motel-made.

        [–]Choplogik 12 points13 points ago

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        Too subtle for ya?

        [–]Tusularah 0 points1 point ago

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        This guy gets it. The only things that come from underestimating women are crippling divorce settlements and the 19th amendment.

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          [–]milesofmike 26 points27 points ago

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          How long are they, Ms. Long Legs?

          [–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 101 points102 points ago

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          I'm 6'1" without shoes and my legs are 42 inches. I'm also wearing 4 inch heels in this costume so this is really a big ass bird.

          [–]MyFeetsFetish 71 points72 points ago

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          'Big Ass bird' would be a great name for a frozen turkey distributer. "This Thanksgiving, make it a Big Ass Bird"

          [–]thatoneguy5000000 30 points31 points ago

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          Now with more... MOLECULES!

          [–]snavesinned 4 points5 points ago

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          Extra big ass fries!

          [–]throwaway_for_keeps 7 points8 points ago

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          Close enough.

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            [–]laddymaddonna 14 points15 points ago

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            woah really? ild like to see a pic of your feet from behind to see how the heels are functioning.. wow that sounds so freaking creepy, but honestly im just curious lol

            ps you are tall

            [–]acerific 30 points31 points ago

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            I would also like a picture from behind, I'm definetly interested in how the heels are working, too.

            [–]monkikuso 18 points19 points ago

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            Maybe one from the floor next to your heels looking up, to see how the heels are working?

            [–]acerific 5 points6 points ago

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            The heels would look damn big.

            You sir have written a great idea.

            [–]tothedogsforme 1 point2 points ago

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            For science, of course!

            [–]assholebiker 1 point2 points ago

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            Apparently you're a little big bird. The big guy is 8'2".

            [–]Custodian_of_Oa 5 points6 points ago

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            6'1"? Man that's rare. Do you make sure your boyfriends are always taller?

            [–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 26 points27 points ago

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            I'm generally attracted to the person and not their height. Everyone is the same height lying down anyway....

            [–]lurkerturneduser 45 points46 points ago

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            No, when lying down, fat people have much more height.

            [–]studiosupport 4 points5 points ago

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            Damn right.

            [–]Custodian_of_Oa 2 points3 points ago

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            What about guys with a rocking batmobile collection?

            [–]KrapXela 3 points4 points ago

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            Umh... Not in every context.

            [–]SlayerConman 1 point2 points ago

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            Well, then it depends on the weight.

            [–]milesofmike 1 point2 points ago*

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            I'm 6'7". How's the weather down there? ;)

            Edit: 6'7" without heels. Of course, I don't wear heels...

            [–]Shocking 11 points12 points ago

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            on weekdays

            [–]Mr_Fahrenhe1t 3 points4 points ago

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            Your name is aptly chosen.

            [–]milesofmike 2 points3 points ago

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            This guy. This guy's got it where it counts upstairs.

            [–]terriblehuman 1 point2 points ago

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            wow. As a guy who finds it pretty hot when a girl is taller than me, I hope you'll consider dating guys who are shorter than you and truly appreciate your height.

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              [–]Jerzeem 1 point2 points ago

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              I think they go all the way to the ground...

              [–]ChuckTestaHasAIDS 4 points5 points ago

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              Every heterosexual man here would have sex with you.

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                [–]lisabadcat 3 points4 points ago

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                I'd be happier if her legs were turned out.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                I'd be happier if her legs were turned inside out.

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                  [–]spsellers 142 points143 points ago

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                  Sweet Dee?

                  [–]DiamondShreddy 63 points64 points ago

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                  How did Big Bird become slutty

                  [–]hillbillyesq 5 points6 points ago

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                  I said the same thing....then I noticed her super-awesome dance move!

                  [–]DefinitelyRelephant 44 points45 points ago

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                  Wow.

                  Someone actually made a Slutty Big Bird costume.

                  The cycle is complete.

                  [–]abagofdicks 2 points3 points ago

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                  Pack it up. We're going home. Seen it all.

                  [–]shoelessbob 2 points3 points ago

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                  If this is your definition of slutty, you haven't seen much.

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                    [–]Scipio187 67 points68 points ago

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                    21: http://www.cracked.com/article_18834_26-sexy-halloween-costumes-that-shouldnt-exist.html

                    [–]pingas 8 points9 points ago

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                    The darth vader girl looks like she has to pee.

                    [–]BlackZeppelin 3 points4 points ago

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                    I found it funnier that the last 5 were all men's costumes

                    [–]Petra-Arkanian 1 point2 points ago

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                    Vader's in latex...this makes me happy in so many ways.

                    [–]scottagro 1 point2 points ago

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                    Sexy Mustard! Sexy Abe Lincoln! Sexy Sexy! And FROG.

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74

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                      [–]giveitago 10 points11 points ago

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                      You're molting.

                      [–]Rally1 29 points30 points ago

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                      Oh I see you are dressed up as sweet Dee.

                      [–][deleted] ago

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                      [–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 97 points98 points ago

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                      CORRREEECCTT!!!!

                      Let's not forget my Princess Leia Headphones

                      [–]Pedro471 21 points22 points ago

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                      So.....did you sell that shit?!?

                      [–]IntimidatingBox 8 points9 points ago

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                      Hehehe, Spaceballs...

                      [–]xixor 1 point2 points ago

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                      I am going to saturate the market with my own brand of Princess Vespa headphones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7N49rkUQOw

                      [–]Brisco_County_III 2 points3 points ago

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                      Crafty!

                      [–]Custodian_of_Oa 18 points19 points ago

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                      Oh yeah.

                      I knew I've masturbated to you before.

                      [–]shematic 46 points47 points ago

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                      And they say romance is dead.

                      [–]haywire 47 points48 points ago

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                      And people wonder why "creep shaming" happens.

                      [–]Custodian_of_Oa 5 points6 points ago

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                      I don't wonder that at all actually.

                      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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                      Easy on the logic. They dont like that.

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                        [–]achingchangchong 3 points4 points ago

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                        That'll impress her.

                        [–]MutantCat 3 points4 points ago

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                        That is incredibly creepy.

                        TMI man! TMI!

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                          [–]EnderofDragon 2 points3 points ago

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                          I approve of all of these.

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                              [–]psychme 49 points50 points ago

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                              Way to ruin my childhood with sex.

                              [–]nullibicity 30 points31 points ago

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                              Ruin? Or enhance?

                              [–]LikesGirls 15 points16 points ago

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                              Ruin.

                              [–]Doomdoomkittydoom 49 points50 points ago

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                              Or...

                              enhance?

                              [–]mutt124 16 points17 points ago

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                              HE ALREADY ANSWERED RUIN >:c

                              [–]poobly 13 points14 points ago

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                              or...

                              [–]The-Continental-Op 2 points3 points ago

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                              Remember when Two Face used to be cool?

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                                  [–]reactive_imagination 10 points11 points ago

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                                  Nice Geena Davis costume. ;)

                                  [–]SpaceNerd 5 points6 points ago

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                                  Marry me - you made a weird childhood fantasy a reality

                                  [–]durfsmurf 20 points21 points ago

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                                  I'm fat and hairy, can I snuffle your uppagus?

                                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                  ಠ_ಠ

                                  [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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                                  the economy has hit everyone really hard.. even big bird is working the corners now :/

                                  [–]saften 9 points10 points ago

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                                  haven't you heard?

                                  [–]yousername 27 points28 points ago

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                                  Theoretically, let's say we were to have sex. Would you keep the legs on?

                                  [–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 70 points71 points ago

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                                  If you're into that

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                                  [–]Mightyvvhitey 10 points11 points ago

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                                  i'd be dressed as reverse count. it'd be all Ah ah ah ah ONE! ah ah ah ah ah Two!

                                  [–]what1stuff 9 points10 points ago

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                                  Ill leave this here

                                  [–]Mightyvvhitey 2 points3 points ago

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                                  you have done well.. have a thousand internet points.

                                  [–]photonsponge 9 points10 points ago

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                                  Jesus Christ, man. Have a thoroughly disturbed upvote.

                                  [–]Quartinus 5 points6 points ago

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                                  ಠ_ಠ

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                                    [–]snooprob 9 points10 points ago

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                                    Hypothetically?

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                                      [–]Sprint_emp_no_more 12 points13 points ago

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                                      This is what I am afraid of my daughter turning in to.

                                      [–]gueriLLaPunK 7 points8 points ago

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                                      Wow, you're 6'1"?

                                      drool

                                      [–]KoalaBomb 14 points15 points ago

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                                      http://i.imgur.com/ExCNW.gif

                                      [–]enricopollini 2 points3 points ago

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                                      I can't believe I've never seen this. Probably the best .gif ever

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                                        [–]nascasta 2 points3 points ago

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                                        A SEXY BIG BIRD

                                        [–]weisass 3 points4 points ago

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                                        deandra reynolds

                                        [–]Islanduniverse 1 point2 points ago

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                                        Step one: Be an attractive female

                                        Step two: Dress up as anything.

                                        You know what step three is.

                                        Step four: Front page of Reddit.

                                        [–]sonanz 10 points11 points ago

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                                        I bet you leave a trail of feathers wherever you go. My daughter's dance team had yellow feathers on a costume last year. This was a common sight wherever they went.

                                        [–]randoh12 2 points3 points ago

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                                        Is nothing sacred ? Big Bed...sexy ?? And a woman ??? What just happened to my childhood memories ?

                                        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                                        WAT. I would get so fowl with you.

                                        [–]The_Mad_Highlander 4 points5 points ago

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                                        Nice drumsticks.

                                        [–]wozowski 3 points4 points ago

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                                        Jacquielonglegs, how tall are you?

                                        [–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 43 points44 points ago

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                                        5'13"

                                        [–]0b0 9 points10 points ago

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                                        Does saying this make short men feel better?

                                        [–]EchoKnox 1 point2 points ago

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                                        I Always Say 4'22"

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                                          [–]TaintedSquirrel 3 points4 points ago

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                                          I never thought I'd see a sexy big bird in my life... But here it is.

                                          [–]dayna-mite 1 point2 points ago

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                                          You cut off big birds head!!!

                                          [–]argleblarg 1 point2 points ago

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                                          No mask?

                                          [–]crs76 1 point2 points ago

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                                          This doubles as a great Dee Reynolds costume!

                                          [–]pudumtish 1 point2 points ago

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                                          What's the bird equivalent of furries? Then I know what to google.

                                          [–]bdaycakeremix 1 point2 points ago

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                                          there can be a slutty tweak to any costume!!

                                          [–]efzim 1 point2 points ago

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                                          this is too cute.

                                          [–]grizzlymann 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Its almost like one of those rules of the internet. If it can be a costume, a girl will go as the slutty version of it.

                                          [–]johnmcawesome 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Ok, I'm always fine with sexy costumes, but sexy bigbird? Sexy Bigbird?

                                          [–]TheMilhous 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Really? Sexy Big Bird? Has it come to this?

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Would you like some stuffing?

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Big bird costume, Princess headphones, Big weird "hat" you are a awesome chick. I wonder what you will make up next.

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Well now I want to bang Big Bird. If I find a hot Oscar the Grouch I'm gonna have to blow my head off. That is all.

                                          [–]waffleninja 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Slutty Big Bird. I'm impressed.

                                          [–]EstroJen 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Girl, sexy Big Bird is NOT ok

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                          I have the most nostalgic boner right now.

                                          [–]wytewydow 1 point2 points ago

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                                          aside from that one time as a child, TIL that I really want to fuck big bird.

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                          We should be best friends?

                                          [–]bertnernie 6 points7 points ago

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                                          not bad! obvious what u are supposed to be and still managed to look like a whore!

                                          [–]keyl 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Should have just dressed like Dee from It's Always Sunny

                                          [–]torridzone 3 points4 points ago

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                                          I have the weirdest boner when I see a sexy version of something from my childhood.

                                          [–]Haversoe 1 point2 points ago

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                                          I like it!

                                          [–]MisterUNO 1 point2 points ago

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                                          I like subtle effect of the feathers on the floor. I wonder how many more will fall off during the night.

                                          [–]Beer_Is_Food 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Did you make big bird hot? I don't...weird.

                                          [–]RespnseCenter 1 point2 points ago

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                                          I now want to bone big bird....

                                          [–]MisterKrayzie 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Leave it up to a girl to slutify Big Bird.

                                          ...I approve.

                                          [–]possiblyme 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Thanks for that. Now the next time I watch Sesame Street with my son I might have to hide my boner with a pillow.

                                          [–]bender_BN 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Really happy about how the legs turned out.

                                          Me too, me too...

                                          [–]hey_mikey_likes_it 0 points1 point ago*

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                                          Evange, is that you?

                                          [–]inuyome1008 0 points1 point ago

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                                          With that hair... I feel that you would be well suited to be Samara from the Ring... nightmares return

                                          [–]CrunkSkunk 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Awesome bird. No pun intended.

                                          [–]s1500 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Like how the legs turned out. What costume?

                                          [–]canucksrule 0 points1 point ago

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                                          You're going to be fending off guys saying "check out MY big bird" all night.

                                          [–]ad-absurdum 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Dee?

                                          [–]alphex 0 points1 point ago

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                                          I think your legs look great, as well.

                                          [–]M7600 0 points1 point ago

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                                          At last, my bird fetish feels normal now.

                                          [–]StaRkill3rZ 0 points1 point ago

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                                          may we see the back...for uh authentic determination?

                                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                                          God damn another beautiful redditor.

                                          [–]deaddog692000 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Can we do it birdie-style?

                                          [–]dreimanis 0 points1 point ago

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                                          That reminded me that It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is on.

                                          [–]silentstorm2008 0 points1 point ago

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                                          You can Big my Bird anytime...

                                          wait...

                                          That didn't come out right

                                          [–]Tavataar 0 points1 point ago

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                                          I never thought I would see a sexy Big Bird.

                                          [–]EveChelios 0 points1 point ago

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                                          That is the first sexy costume I really like!Totally awesome!

                                          [–]holytrolly 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Oh sweet lord.

                                          [–]punarvasu 0 points1 point ago

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                                          But wait. Where is big bird's head???

                                          [–]QuickPhix 0 points1 point ago

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                                          The legs look great, but I don't know how the costume feels as a whole. The feet (while awesome) feel inappropriate for how sexy the rest of the costume is. I think it would be good to add a hat or a beak or something to maybe make it a little more silly at the top, or switch to orange heels with the leggings. You can go either sexy or silly, but at this point it is a little confusing, like watching Natalie Portman in a movie where she is a kid, but you know she is currently a hot lady...

                                          [–]Monkeychimp 0 points1 point ago

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                                          This is way too hot. You must not go out dressed like that young lady.

                                          [–]photonsponge 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Looks awesome -- but can we get a closer, less blurry shot?

                                          [–]mitotajc 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Them's fightin' birds.

                                          [–]serious_face 0 points1 point ago

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                                          You should've died your hair blonde and gone as Sweet Dee.

                                          [–]AnarkeIncarnate 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Sexy Big Bird...and Frog.

                                          [–]Fetus_Flinger 0 points1 point ago

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                                          No no no. you need to be blonde to do a proper Dee Reynolds costume.

                                          [–]WTFppl 0 points1 point ago

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                                          I'm really glad this costume does not have a pecker.

                                          [–]allied14 0 points1 point ago

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                                          my childhood it is....so much better.

                                          [–]camnaron 0 points1 point ago

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                                          well this opened a whole new world of depravity for me... I never knew i wanted to fuck a bird before... THANKS INTERNETS!

                                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Was expecting top comment to be "Ide turn out those legs". close enough i guess.

                                          [–]seenitbefore 0 points1 point ago

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                                          That is not a Halloween costume.

                                          [–]Grimouire 0 points1 point ago

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                                          well shit. I am thrilled with your legs, and everything else as well.

                                          [–]TheTChild 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Can you dunk?

                                          [–]clickwir 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Get that woman a better camera!!

                                          [–]LandoMcFly 0 points1 point ago

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                                          God damnit Dee you look like a giant god damn bird

                                          [–]jjmayhem 0 points1 point ago

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                                          A sexy big bird, now I've seen everything.

                                          [–]Varkalas 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Is the Meadow Soprano similarity a coincidence?

                                          [–]carlos257 0 points1 point ago

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                                          I'll smash!!!!!!

                                          [–]ThatBigLake 0 points1 point ago

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                                          appropriate username.

                                          [–]AndrewP7 0 points1 point ago

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                                          You're very creative, I like it.

                                          [–]TheTChild 0 points1 point ago

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                                          You probably get this all the time, but you look a lot like Eliza Dushku.

                                          [–]MonsterIt 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Just when you think you can't sexy, sexy everything. This.

                                          [–]H0neyBadger 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Plucking imminent.

                                          [–]brkdncr 0 points1 point ago

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                                          beak needs work.

                                          [–]DerekBrighten 0 points1 point ago

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                                          how many costumes does one need for halloween

                                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                                          slutty big bird costume...now I've seen everything.

                                          [–]DemonMuffins 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Where's the beak and yellow head?

                                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Where's the head? Big bird doesn't have straight brown hair.

                                          [–]redrunner 0 points1 point ago

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                                          You're molting!

                                          [–]gentlemandinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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                                          TIL that my childhood was really made of sluts.

                                          [–]snotboogie 0 points1 point ago

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                                          My big bird costume

                                          My sexy big bird costume

                                          FTFY

                                          [–]shoziku 0 points1 point ago

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                                          those really are great legs, all of them of course. the colors look great too, good job!

                                          [–]VA_is_my_hero 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Never thought of Big Bird as a slut before. Thanks for ruining my childhood.

                                          [–]mrcharlespoopball 0 points1 point ago

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                                          But.. what about jesus?

                                          [–]Dyltreeno 0 points1 point ago

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                                          Why the need to make it slutty? Just askin.

                                          [–]jsellout 0 points1 point ago

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                                          GOD DAMN.

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