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[–]Wandelation 501 points502 points ago

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I'm also happy about how your legs turned out.

[–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 70 points71 points ago

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Mechanics of the feet for those who are asking: Pic of bird feet

I made the feet out of orange flannel and stuffed them with batting for Mr. Bird's "bloated toe" effect. I literally just stick my heels (orange, duh) inside so that they lie flat on the foot base. Last night I pinned the back up but I think I'll attach velcro instead for easier removal. It's hard to get funky on the dance floor with this shit on. Although I can always resort to my signature dance move

[–]BCBUDDHA 52 points53 points ago

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can we see your bare feet next to the bird feet for comparison?

[–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 67 points68 points ago

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what are ya, some kind of sicko?

[–]BCBUDDHA 204 points205 points ago

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yes ma'am

[–]IronMikeT 28 points29 points ago

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The exact response I would expect. I love the internet.

[–]BCBUDDHA 8 points9 points ago

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I love the internet too :) Also women's feet...............

[–]somecallmemike 2 points3 points ago

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Me too, foot fetish FTW.

[–]IforgotwhatIwasdoing 1 point2 points ago

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I'm just looking for a little leg.

[–]Airazz 9 points10 points ago

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This is reddit, everyone is a potential sicko. So are you with your magic vagina and strange hats.

[–]cardedagain 9 points10 points ago*

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You're a funny lady that made an awesome costume out of a really absurd idea. And you have a magical vagine. Basically, you're an instant upvote.

[–]IHaveAFootFetish 2 points3 points ago

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That's what they all say :(

[–]BlackZeppelin 1 point2 points ago

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He'll pay and you don't even have sex with him.

[–]HoboViking 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to Reddit... now show ur feet woman! haha >:)

[–]FranzWilhelmIII 1 point2 points ago

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Can't have them naked feet on the interwebs!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hi, we're the internet. Have we met?

[–]laddymaddonna 3 points4 points ago

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wow seems difficult to take steps in, thanks for the reply!

[–]acerific 4 points5 points ago

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I think that some people might want to see how It looks while you are standing.

[–]akcom 1 point2 points ago

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Those are some awesome dance moves. Now we just need to get you a p-diddy boat to show em off.

[–]JunesongProvision 1 point2 points ago

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She's hot AND she posted an Always Sunny reference. Going to take a cold shower now...

[–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 116 points117 points ago

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Thanks! They're homemade.

[–]KrayVin 288 points289 points ago

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/facepalm

[–]mavstar 23 points24 points ago

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Hey, certainly better than motel-made.

[–]Choplogik 12 points13 points ago

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Too subtle for ya?

[–]Tusularah 0 points1 point ago

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This guy gets it. The only things that come from underestimating women are crippling divorce settlements and the 19th amendment.

[–]milesofmike 26 points27 points ago

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How long are they, Ms. Long Legs?

[–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 101 points102 points ago

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I'm 6'1" without shoes and my legs are 42 inches. I'm also wearing 4 inch heels in this costume so this is really a big ass bird.

[–]MyFeetsFetish 71 points72 points ago

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'Big Ass bird' would be a great name for a frozen turkey distributer. "This Thanksgiving, make it a Big Ass Bird"

[–]thatoneguy5000000 30 points31 points ago

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Now with more... MOLECULES!

[–]snavesinned 4 points5 points ago

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[–]throwaway_for_keeps 7 points8 points ago

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[–]laddymaddonna 14 points15 points ago

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woah really? ild like to see a pic of your feet from behind to see how the heels are functioning.. wow that sounds so freaking creepy, but honestly im just curious lol

ps you are tall

[–]acerific 30 points31 points ago

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I would also like a picture from behind, I'm definetly interested in how the heels are working, too.

[–]monkikuso 18 points19 points ago

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Maybe one from the floor next to your heels looking up, to see how the heels are working?

[–]acerific 5 points6 points ago

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The heels would look damn big.

You sir have written a great idea.

[–]tothedogsforme 1 point2 points ago

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For science, of course!

[–]assholebiker 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently you're a little big bird. The big guy is 8'2".

[–]Custodian_of_Oa 5 points6 points ago

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6'1"? Man that's rare. Do you make sure your boyfriends are always taller?

[–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 26 points27 points ago

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I'm generally attracted to the person and not their height. Everyone is the same height lying down anyway....

[–]lurkerturneduser 45 points46 points ago

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No, when lying down, fat people have much more height.

[–]studiosupport 4 points5 points ago

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Damn right.

[–]Custodian_of_Oa 2 points3 points ago

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What about guys with a rocking batmobile collection?

[–]KrapXela 3 points4 points ago

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Umh... Not in every context.

[–]SlayerConman 1 point2 points ago

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Well, then it depends on the weight.

[–]milesofmike 1 point2 points ago*

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I'm 6'7". How's the weather down there? ;)

Edit: 6'7" without heels. Of course, I don't wear heels...

[–]Shocking 11 points12 points ago

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on weekdays

[–]Mr_Fahrenhe1t 3 points4 points ago

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Your name is aptly chosen.

[–]milesofmike 2 points3 points ago

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This guy. This guy's got it where it counts upstairs.

[–]terriblehuman 1 point2 points ago

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wow. As a guy who finds it pretty hot when a girl is taller than me, I hope you'll consider dating guys who are shorter than you and truly appreciate your height.

[–]Jerzeem 1 point2 points ago

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I think they go all the way to the ground...

[–]ChuckTestaHasAIDS 4 points5 points ago

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Every heterosexual man here would have sex with you.

[–]lisabadcat 3 points4 points ago

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I'd be happier if her legs were turned out.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'd be happier if her legs were turned inside out.

[–]spsellers 142 points143 points ago

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Sweet Dee?

[–]DiamondShreddy 63 points64 points ago

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How did Big Bird become slutty

[–]hillbillyesq 5 points6 points ago

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I said the same thing....then I noticed her super-awesome dance move!

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 44 points45 points ago

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Wow.

Someone actually made a Slutty Big Bird costume.

The cycle is complete.

[–]abagofdicks 2 points3 points ago

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Pack it up. We're going home. Seen it all.

[–]shoelessbob 2 points3 points ago

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If this is your definition of slutty, you haven't seen much.

[–]Scipio187 67 points68 points ago

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[–]pingas 8 points9 points ago

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The darth vader girl looks like she has to pee.

[–]BlackZeppelin 3 points4 points ago

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I found it funnier that the last 5 were all men's costumes

[–]Petra-Arkanian 1 point2 points ago

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Vader's in latex...this makes me happy in so many ways.

[–]scottagro 1 point2 points ago

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Sexy Mustard! Sexy Abe Lincoln! Sexy Sexy! And FROG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74

[–]giveitago 10 points11 points ago

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You're molting.

[–]Rally1 29 points30 points ago

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Oh I see you are dressed up as sweet Dee.

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[–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 97 points98 points ago

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CORRREEECCTT!!!!

Let's not forget my Princess Leia Headphones

[–]Pedro471 21 points22 points ago

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So.....did you sell that shit?!?

[–]IntimidatingBox 8 points9 points ago

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Hehehe, Spaceballs...

[–]xixor 1 point2 points ago

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I am going to saturate the market with my own brand of Princess Vespa headphones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7N49rkUQOw

[–]Brisco_County_III 2 points3 points ago

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Crafty!

[–]Custodian_of_Oa 18 points19 points ago

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Oh yeah.

I knew I've masturbated to you before.

[–]shematic 46 points47 points ago

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And they say romance is dead.

[–]haywire 47 points48 points ago

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And people wonder why "creep shaming" happens.

[–]Custodian_of_Oa 5 points6 points ago

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I don't wonder that at all actually.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Easy on the logic. They dont like that.

[–]achingchangchong 3 points4 points ago

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That'll impress her.

[–]MutantCat 3 points4 points ago

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That is incredibly creepy.

TMI man! TMI!

[–]EnderofDragon 2 points3 points ago

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I approve of all of these.

[–]psychme 49 points50 points ago

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Way to ruin my childhood with sex.

[–]nullibicity 30 points31 points ago

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Ruin? Or enhance?

[–]LikesGirls 15 points16 points ago

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Ruin.

[–]Doomdoomkittydoom 49 points50 points ago

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Or...

enhance?

[–]mutt124 16 points17 points ago

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HE ALREADY ANSWERED RUIN >:c

[–]poobly 13 points14 points ago

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or...

[–]The-Continental-Op 2 points3 points ago

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Remember when Two Face used to be cool?

[–]reactive_imagination 10 points11 points ago

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Nice Geena Davis costume. ;)

[–]SpaceNerd 5 points6 points ago

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[–]durfsmurf 20 points21 points ago

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I'm fat and hairy, can I snuffle your uppagus?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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the economy has hit everyone really hard.. even big bird is working the corners now :/

[–]saften 9 points10 points ago

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haven't you heard?

[–]yousername 27 points28 points ago

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Theoretically, let's say we were to have sex. Would you keep the legs on?

[–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 70 points71 points ago

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If you're into that

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[–]Mightyvvhitey 10 points11 points ago

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i'd be dressed as reverse count. it'd be all Ah ah ah ah ONE! ah ah ah ah ah Two!

[–]what1stuff 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Mightyvvhitey 2 points3 points ago

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you have done well.. have a thousand internet points.

[–]photonsponge 9 points10 points ago

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Jesus Christ, man. Have a thoroughly disturbed upvote.

[–]Quartinus 5 points6 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]snooprob 9 points10 points ago

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Hypothetically?

[–]Sprint_emp_no_more 12 points13 points ago

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This is what I am afraid of my daughter turning in to.

[–]gueriLLaPunK 7 points8 points ago

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Wow, you're 6'1"?

drool

[–]KoalaBomb 14 points15 points ago

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[–]enricopollini 2 points3 points ago

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I can't believe I've never seen this. Probably the best .gif ever

[–]nascasta 2 points3 points ago

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A SEXY BIG BIRD

[–]weisass 3 points4 points ago

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deandra reynolds

[–]Islanduniverse 1 point2 points ago

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Step one: Be an attractive female

Step two: Dress up as anything.

You know what step three is.

Step four: Front page of Reddit.

[–]sonanz 10 points11 points ago

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I bet you leave a trail of feathers wherever you go. My daughter's dance team had yellow feathers on a costume last year. This was a common sight wherever they went.

[–]randoh12 2 points3 points ago

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Is nothing sacred ? Big Bed...sexy ?? And a woman ??? What just happened to my childhood memories ?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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WAT. I would get so fowl with you.

[–]The_Mad_Highlander 4 points5 points ago

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Nice drumsticks.

[–]wozowski 3 points4 points ago

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Jacquielonglegs, how tall are you?

[–]Jacquielonglegs[S] 43 points44 points ago

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5'13"

[–]0b0 9 points10 points ago

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Does saying this make short men feel better?

[–]EchoKnox 1 point2 points ago

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I Always Say 4'22"

[–]TaintedSquirrel 3 points4 points ago

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I never thought I'd see a sexy big bird in my life... But here it is.

[–]dayna-mite 1 point2 points ago

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You cut off big birds head!!!

[–]argleblarg 1 point2 points ago

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No mask?

[–]crs76 1 point2 points ago

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This doubles as a great Dee Reynolds costume!

[–]pudumtish 1 point2 points ago

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What's the bird equivalent of furries? Then I know what to google.

[–]bdaycakeremix 1 point2 points ago

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there can be a slutty tweak to any costume!!

[–]efzim 1 point2 points ago

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this is too cute.

[–]grizzlymann 1 point2 points ago

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Its almost like one of those rules of the internet. If it can be a costume, a girl will go as the slutty version of it.

[–]johnmcawesome 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, I'm always fine with sexy costumes, but sexy bigbird? Sexy Bigbird?

[–]TheMilhous 1 point2 points ago

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Really? Sexy Big Bird? Has it come to this?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Would you like some stuffing?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Big bird costume, Princess headphones, Big weird "hat" you are a awesome chick. I wonder what you will make up next.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well now I want to bang Big Bird. If I find a hot Oscar the Grouch I'm gonna have to blow my head off. That is all.

[–]waffleninja 1 point2 points ago

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Slutty Big Bird. I'm impressed.

[–]EstroJen 1 point2 points ago

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Girl, sexy Big Bird is NOT ok

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have the most nostalgic boner right now.

[–]wytewydow 1 point2 points ago

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aside from that one time as a child, TIL that I really want to fuck big bird.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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We should be best friends?

[–]bertnernie 6 points7 points ago

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not bad! obvious what u are supposed to be and still managed to look like a whore!

[–]keyl 1 point2 points ago

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Should have just dressed like Dee from It's Always Sunny

[–]torridzone 3 points4 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner when I see a sexy version of something from my childhood.

[–]Haversoe 1 point2 points ago

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I like it!

[–]MisterUNO 1 point2 points ago

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I like subtle effect of the feathers on the floor. I wonder how many more will fall off during the night.

[–]Beer_Is_Food 1 point2 points ago

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Did you make big bird hot? I don't...weird.

[–]RespnseCenter 1 point2 points ago

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I now want to bone big bird....

[–]MisterKrayzie 1 point2 points ago

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Leave it up to a girl to slutify Big Bird.

...I approve.

[–]possiblyme 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for that. Now the next time I watch Sesame Street with my son I might have to hide my boner with a pillow.

[–]bender_BN 1 point2 points ago

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Really happy about how the legs turned out.

Me too, me too...

[–]hey_mikey_likes_it 0 points1 point ago*

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Evange, is that you?

[–]inuyome1008 0 points1 point ago

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With that hair... I feel that you would be well suited to be Samara from the Ring... nightmares return

[–]CrunkSkunk 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome bird. No pun intended.

[–]s1500 0 points1 point ago

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Like how the legs turned out. What costume?

[–]canucksrule 0 points1 point ago

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You're going to be fending off guys saying "check out MY big bird" all night.

[–]ad-absurdum 0 points1 point ago

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Dee?

[–]alphex 0 points1 point ago

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I think your legs look great, as well.

[–]M7600 0 points1 point ago

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At last, my bird fetish feels normal now.

[–]StaRkill3rZ 0 points1 point ago

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may we see the back...for uh authentic determination?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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God damn another beautiful redditor.

[–]deaddog692000 0 points1 point ago

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Can we do it birdie-style?

[–]dreimanis 0 points1 point ago

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That reminded me that It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is on.

[–]silentstorm2008 0 points1 point ago

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You can Big my Bird anytime...

wait...

That didn't come out right

[–]Tavataar 0 points1 point ago

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I never thought I would see a sexy Big Bird.

[–]EveChelios 0 points1 point ago

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That is the first sexy costume I really like!Totally awesome!

[–]holytrolly 0 points1 point ago

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Oh sweet lord.

[–]punarvasu 0 points1 point ago

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But wait. Where is big bird's head???

[–]QuickPhix 0 points1 point ago

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The legs look great, but I don't know how the costume feels as a whole. The feet (while awesome) feel inappropriate for how sexy the rest of the costume is. I think it would be good to add a hat or a beak or something to maybe make it a little more silly at the top, or switch to orange heels with the leggings. You can go either sexy or silly, but at this point it is a little confusing, like watching Natalie Portman in a movie where she is a kid, but you know she is currently a hot lady...

[–]Monkeychimp 0 points1 point ago

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This is way too hot. You must not go out dressed like that young lady.

[–]photonsponge 0 points1 point ago

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Looks awesome -- but can we get a closer, less blurry shot?

[–]mitotajc 0 points1 point ago

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Them's fightin' birds.

[–]serious_face 0 points1 point ago

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You should've died your hair blonde and gone as Sweet Dee.

[–]AnarkeIncarnate 0 points1 point ago

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Sexy Big Bird...and Frog.

[–]Fetus_Flinger 0 points1 point ago

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No no no. you need to be blonde to do a proper Dee Reynolds costume.

[–]WTFppl 0 points1 point ago

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I'm really glad this costume does not have a pecker.

[–]allied14 0 points1 point ago

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my childhood it is....so much better.

[–]camnaron 0 points1 point ago

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well this opened a whole new world of depravity for me... I never knew i wanted to fuck a bird before... THANKS INTERNETS!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Was expecting top comment to be "Ide turn out those legs". close enough i guess.

[–]seenitbefore 0 points1 point ago

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That is not a Halloween costume.

[–]Grimouire 0 points1 point ago

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well shit. I am thrilled with your legs, and everything else as well.

[–]TheTChild 0 points1 point ago

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Can you dunk?

[–]clickwir 0 points1 point ago

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Get that woman a better camera!!

[–]LandoMcFly 0 points1 point ago

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God damnit Dee you look like a giant god damn bird

[–]jjmayhem 0 points1 point ago

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A sexy big bird, now I've seen everything.

[–]Varkalas 0 points1 point ago

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Is the Meadow Soprano similarity a coincidence?

[–]carlos257 0 points1 point ago

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I'll smash!!!!!!

[–]ThatBigLake 0 points1 point ago

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appropriate username.

[–]AndrewP7 0 points1 point ago

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You're very creative, I like it.

[–]TheTChild 0 points1 point ago

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You probably get this all the time, but you look a lot like Eliza Dushku.

[–]MonsterIt 0 points1 point ago

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Just when you think you can't sexy, sexy everything. This.

[–]H0neyBadger 0 points1 point ago

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Plucking imminent.

[–]brkdncr 0 points1 point ago

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beak needs work.

[–]DerekBrighten 0 points1 point ago

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how many costumes does one need for halloween

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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slutty big bird costume...now I've seen everything.

[–]DemonMuffins 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the beak and yellow head?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the head? Big bird doesn't have straight brown hair.

[–]redrunner 0 points1 point ago

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You're molting!

[–]gentlemandinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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TIL that my childhood was really made of sluts.

[–]snotboogie 0 points1 point ago

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My big bird costume

My sexy big bird costume

FTFY

[–]shoziku 0 points1 point ago

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those really are great legs, all of them of course. the colors look great too, good job!

[–]VA_is_my_hero 0 points1 point ago

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Never thought of Big Bird as a slut before. Thanks for ruining my childhood.

[–]mrcharlespoopball 0 points1 point ago

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But.. what about jesus?

[–]Dyltreeno 0 points1 point ago

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Why the need to make it slutty? Just askin.

[–]jsellout 0 points1 point ago

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GOD DAMN.