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[–]alfx 97 points98 points ago

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oh not only did you repost something that's been posted hundreds of times this month, but you came up with the most original title to go with it: "This."

BLOODY FUCKING BRILLIANT DUDE

you're a fucking comedic genius. the winner of reddit.

[–]yxing 17 points18 points ago

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I think you just broke my sarcasm detector.

[–]Battlesheep 1 point2 points ago

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Mine too, and I just had the thing recalibrated

THANKS A FUCKING TON OP!

...crap, now my backup is gone too

[–]FightGar 14 points15 points ago

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that

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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what a nice thing to say. its good to give people positive reinforcement

[–]IndigenousOres 2 points3 points ago

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BLOODY FUCKING BRILLIANT DUDE

Comic about periods and you said bloody.

snickers

[–]Seref15 -1 points0 points ago

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This is an example of what you can blame on your period.

[–]mightybird -1 points0 points ago

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i came here to say the same thing. the fucking title is retarded.

[–]AlisonCreates 10 points11 points ago

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It's mostly annoying because the period is actually what mostly gets rid of the bad mood. It's the PMS (Pre-menstrual syndrome) that makes women crazy. Not the period itself.

[–]urkillingreddit 5 points6 points ago

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This....has be reposted a million times.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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you should cross post to 2xchromosomes

[–]grrrkgrrrl 3 points4 points ago

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Remember: they only call it PMS because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

[–]pablothe 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me of this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Tis but a scratch.

[–]thetoxicmonarch 0 points1 point ago

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CAN I GET A REPOST!

[–]jamesbiff 0 points1 point ago

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Are the people who keep reposting shit the same people who repeat punch lines or something funny after a funny person has said it? because i fucking hate those people.

[–]IRaidYourPanties -5 points-4 points ago

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YES I CAN

[–]jakebluu 1 point2 points ago

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I disagree

[–]ThatAwesomePenguin 3 points4 points ago

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Name + suggesting you are female = Lesbian?

[–]IRaidYourPanties 1 point2 points ago

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Bisexual, actually.

[–]jubjub2184[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Even better.

[–]IRaidYourPanties 3 points4 points ago

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Isn't it?

[–]Praesens -2 points-1 points ago

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That really depends on your age.

[–]KillaPeas 1 point2 points ago

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Next week on the Adventures of Captain Buzz kill;

[–]scottagro -4 points-3 points ago

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HAHAHA. MENSTRUATION. HAHAHA. WOMEN.

[–]superwinner -1 points0 points ago

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In all the relationships I have had, it starts out nice but at the end I feel like I'm just dating their period.

[–]SpartaWillBurn -1 points0 points ago

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This is trying to hard to be funny.

[–]katiefrazer92 -5 points-4 points ago

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I can and I will

[–]wilsonstelevision -2 points-1 points ago

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I think that girls sometimes look forward to doing crazy shit when on periods...

[–]k4tertots -2 points-1 points ago

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it's funny because that's my name