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[–]Crackrock 87 points88 points ago

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[–]PaeTar 11 points12 points ago

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oh good, theme song too

[–]ExplainsTheObvious 9 points10 points ago

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Thanks.

[–]Limond 9 points10 points ago

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gif definitely better than the video

[–]mau5head87 -1 points0 points ago

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came here to ask what type of dog this is. you came through with flying colors

[–]mathmos 9 points10 points ago

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Which breed is that?

[–]stocksy 79 points80 points ago

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I'd say it's probably a persian lime, or Citrus latifolia. Key limes are less common and tend to have a yellow zest.

[–]mathmos 20 points21 points ago

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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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[–]UhOhPoopedIt 18 points19 points ago

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Austrailian whitedog

[–]ocarinaofrhyme 30 points31 points ago

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^ definitely not a breed of dog.

[–]thebootlegsaint 3 points4 points ago

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No, I think he just pooped one out.

[–]No6BuiltMyHotrod 4 points5 points ago

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Definitely the Prussian Weisserschnoodle.

[–]ocarinaofrhyme 1 point2 points ago

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looks like a husky but it could be an akita or american eskimo

[–]Henry132 37 points38 points ago

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Ooh something edible... licklick Hmm, this kinda tast- AAAAAAH KILL IT! KILL IT! IT'S HORRIBLE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[–]pfkninenines 37 points38 points ago

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licks again

[–]lost_in_nature 4 points5 points ago*

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My favorite part is the transition back to the beginning where it looks the the dog has a sudden change of mind and wants to taste it again.

[–]gmick 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like the smell got him. In the video, it seems okay licking it. Then it takes a small bite and sniffs the end and gets a big wiff of citrus. Then the freak out commences. This is all before the part shown in the gif.

[–]IPlayTheGuitar 20 points21 points ago

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It's like the first time I went down on a girl.

Just kidding, I've never gotten that far.

[–]dugFreshness 1 point2 points ago

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High Fi~~~~ GASP!.. DON'T TOUCH MY HAND!

runs away

[–]RefletScruteur 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, dog's lemon party.

[–]Apterygiformes 6 points7 points ago

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Why does he go back for more!?

[–]WalrusOnTheRocks 32 points33 points ago

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Is this the first time you've ever seen a gif?

[–]funkmastamatt 25 points26 points ago

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Is this the first time you have ever seen a dog?

[–]Trollsworth 25 points26 points ago

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You could say this pushed him over the lime.

[–]dsstuart 13 points14 points ago

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Is citrus me or is that dog having a serious spazz attack?

[–]Sabbatai 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe he just has a zest for life?

[–]LurkerBR 2 points3 points ago

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I do the same thing with sour skittles

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Do sour skittles also freak out when they taste the lime?

[–]VapeApe 2 points3 points ago

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In soviet russia rainbow taste you

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That's what I do after a shot of tequila.

[–]Pfmohr2 2 points3 points ago

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Protip: Limes (or any fruit with citrus oils) are mildly toxic to dogs. Won't hurt 'em, but they'll shit their little brains out all over your house if they eat much of the peels. Learned that one the hard way.

[–]isetmyfriendsonfire 7 points8 points ago

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[–]PrunusPersica 4 points5 points ago

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My dogs love eating lemons. We play fetch with them instead of balls. Plus it helps a little with doggy breath.

[–]Pfmohr2 2 points3 points ago

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Are they indoor or outdoor? Citrus oil is mildly toxic to dogs, makes mine into a projectile shit-cannon if he gets ahold of a few limes or lemons.

[–]PrunusPersica 0 points1 point ago

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They're inside dogs but fortunately we haven't had any problems, thanks for the heads up though!

[–]Wibbles 2 points3 points ago

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My dog loves eating snowballs. You throw them in the air and he'll line himself up so they smash into his face. He is not a clever dog.

[–]Downpaymentblues 1 point2 points ago

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I just watched that while listening to El Recodo by Piazolla. I think it improved the experience significantly.

[–]Plywoodpleasurehome 1 point2 points ago

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Watch this while playing Mr. Saxobeat

[–]holyerthanthou 1 point2 points ago

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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE.

[–]Scourgemcduk 6 points7 points ago

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I have this gif saved... from Reddit 2 months ago.

[–]jorgen_mcbjorn 10 points11 points ago

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That'll teach you not to waste hard drive space on something you found on reddit.

[–]MADBAKER -5 points-4 points ago

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The things you save on Reddit use hard drive space?

[–]MADBAKER -1 points0 points ago

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why the fuck are people downvoting this comment? I'm asking a genuine question. you save pics and files and such and it stores on your hard drive. there's the option to save a post on Reddit but it doesn't save to your drive so how could it be taking space on your drive?

[–]causeitsme 0 points1 point ago

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The reddit save button saves stuff to Conde Nast's HDD.

So, save all the things!!

[–]Tantric_Infix 12 points13 points ago

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I HAVE THIS SAVED FROM SOME COOL UNDERGROUND WEBSITE WHERE ITS A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A RIPOSTE OF A REPOST. IM.COOL NOW M I RITE?

Fuck OP for posing something funny. I know not everyone has seen it, but I have so Fuck him. What a cunt. I can't believe he would post something he enjoyed on reddit especially if its EVER been.posted here even once before.

[–]gpto[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks. As it turns out, I searched pretty well. I link searched the image, searched the website url, and searched for relevant terms. There's another guy in here trying to bust me, and according to the link he posted, almost every other submission of this has been deleted.

So, I guess it makes sense. Unintentionally sharing of previously shared goodness brings out the trolls.

[–]reditrulezz 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/ this is proper subreddit for gif...

[–]Thearmadillohunter 2 points3 points ago

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It should be called " Puppy tastes lime, flips his shit".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I feel like doing when I taste lime as well.

[–]Herborist 0 points1 point ago

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THAT LIME HATH EVIL DEVIL POWERS!!!

[–]AesopNasgideps 0 points1 point ago

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Little children have the same reaction. I think I'll be putting limes out for halloween instead of candy...

[–]istillfeelyou 0 points1 point ago

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My dog still does this at like age 7 with oranges. It's like a treat for him, he loves the damn things but plays with them for hours biting into the skin and squirting the juice into his mouth while he freaks out. Pretty sure he thinks they're alive.

Hey, at least he's stopped eating bees.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dumb dog! You're never supposed to go full retard!

[–]kipkiller5 0 points1 point ago

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I just saw that whilst listening to Leftism by Leftfield.... all worked out beautifully

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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First I thought "That's not what puppies taste like", but then... Yeah.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for full retard XD

[–]robhol 0 points1 point ago

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I love how it takes the poor guy three full seconds to react.

[–]Opolious 0 points1 point ago

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what was in that apple?

[–]theupdown 0 points1 point ago

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He takes after me.

[–]Mark_Lincoln 0 points1 point ago

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"Puppy tastes like lime."

– Wiley Coyote

[–]LogicalRaisins 0 points1 point ago

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This is a repost.

[–]luckstaz -2 points-1 points ago

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You are not contributing.

[–]JTAC_Sean 0 points1 point ago

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It's the reddit time machine!

[–]Zoepezygillman 0 points1 point ago

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You never go full retard.

[–]thedude213 1 point2 points ago

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Never go full retard.

[–]FurdTurguson 0 points1 point ago

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You'll go home empty handed.

[–]Muscar 0 points1 point ago

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Tip: Always reupload to imgur.

[–]pimpboss 0 points1 point ago

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derp mode

[–]RedditSurferGirl 0 points1 point ago

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I love how this gif loops so it appears puppy licks lime, goes full retard, then does it again lmao

[–]guesto -4 points-3 points ago

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I'm listening to this while he did it, lol.

[–]Reina_Banana_Pug -1 points0 points ago

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HAHAHAhahahaha...not going to to lie. I was LOLing before tthe .gif even loaded up. Good one!!

[–]Granite-M -1 points0 points ago

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Read it as "Puppy tastes time", thought I was about to see some seriously trippy shit.

[–]Rysmoosh -1 points0 points ago

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Made me realize, im alot like the puppy, and the lime is alot like my ex-girlfriend.

[–]jaredbeach -1 points0 points ago

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Neva go full retard

[–]YouWentFullRetard -1 points0 points ago

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Never go full retard.

[–]kingtut891 -1 points0 points ago

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Poor puppy didn't remember to never go full retard.

[–]MrSwanson2UMN -1 points0 points ago

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NEVER GO FULL RETARD!

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[–]xchrisxsays 4 points5 points ago

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This is the Internet dude

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[–]effilctar 8 points9 points ago

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Aww, he thinks he's a martyr.

[–]demon1255 0 points1 point ago

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You're adorable.

[–]ISmellDoody -2 points-1 points ago

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Someone warn Michele Bachmann

[–]cowyeah -2 points-1 points ago

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This Never Gets Old.

[–]HomieGSkillitBiskitt -2 points-1 points ago

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Never, ever, go full retard...

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[–]abeardo -3 points-2 points ago

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I love how he's going nuts and he's still trying to lick the lime