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[–]sonic911 50 points51 points ago

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is it bad that i read the bottom in patricks voice as "he will push somewhere them else"

[–]throwawayaccount6519 14 points15 points ago

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I read the same

[–]LeftyGunNut 10 points11 points ago

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Nope, but it's bad that OP laid it out in such a way that most would (left to right, top to bottom, COME ON!).

[–]BluLite 6 points7 points ago

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You read it that way because that's what it says.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Typography Fail.

[–]retpyrc 1 point2 points ago

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Ditto

[–]reddums 14 points15 points ago

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His campaign manager would be fired for approving the formatting of this ad.

[–]Im_Not_Pinkie_Pie[!] 4 points5 points ago*

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"He'll take our country's problems... AND PUSH SOMEWHERE THEM ELSE"

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]iSunMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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THANK YOU.

[–]throwaway42013 1 point2 points ago

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So did you just randomly put words along the bottom that at one time made a sentence?

[–]thisguyisblack 1 point2 points ago

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Star/Sqaurepants 2012

(because we all know Spongebob would make a great Joe Biden)

[–]BrianWulfric 0 points1 point ago

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Not if he runs against Zoidberg. I'd predict an even 50/50 split.

[–]orangeslash 0 points1 point ago

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I submitted this over a month ago and only got 5 upvotes :(

[–]FreddyandTheChokes 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit tis a fickle beast.

[–]RizzoFromDigg 0 points1 point ago

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Typesetting is garbage. Way too many typefaces and the last line is arranged in a way that's impossible to read correctly the first time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The vote would be divided between those loyal to him and those loyal to clear graphic design.

[–]yyx9 0 points1 point ago

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I'd register to vote for this guy.

[–]TheManatee 0 points1 point ago

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Why not Zoidberg?

[–]Kupy 0 points1 point ago

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He has no nose to brown in the rears of political parties.

[–]Battlesheep 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that what all politicians do?

[–]ArtisticDrummer 0 points1 point ago

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Why not Zoidberg?

[–]Joakz 0 points1 point ago

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Not just reddit, he'd be great everywhere

[–]3DPipes 0 points1 point ago

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Like FINLAND!

[–]Krakenrider 0 points1 point ago

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Orginal source http://www.dibship.com/PresidentialPatrick.htm for everyone and a downvote for you for not respecting the rules.

[–]adledog 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST!!! That I loved so upvotes!=D

[–]rofldoctor -5 points-4 points ago

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reeeeeeeeepppooooost!!!!

[–]andy_newman127 -3 points-2 points ago

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thank you

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants -1 points0 points ago

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I'd write him in on the ballot. All Redditors should do that.

[–]Indulge_Me -1 points0 points ago

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I'm more of a Spongebob supporter.

[–]MrBensvik -1 points0 points ago

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How is that different from what every other politician is doing?

[–]Cptn_Janeway -1 points0 points ago

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I'm also running for president in 2012 if anyone wan...

Guys?!?

Whats with the pitchforks!?!?!

[–]Theolore 1 point2 points ago

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Big appetites.

Get it? Cause they're like big forks? ...ok nevermind..

[–]SlimyCock -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah because the people on reddit are the only ones dumb enough to vote for a fucking cartoon character on a kids show. You guys are those faggots who like that pony bullshit too, right?

[–]Theolore 0 points1 point ago

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Why must you be so hateful against everything?