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[–]onheartattackandvine 82 points83 points ago

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She doesn't look to happy about it. Those cold, dead eyes...

[–]OtisDElevator 91 points92 points ago

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I think it's more like shock.

Shock that her hairstyle is tea-bagging her.

In stereo.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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The asymmetric right side that hangs lower than the left is, in essence, perfect.

[–]milkycratekid 13 points14 points ago

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I'm a little to the left, myself.

[–]MrMackay 14 points15 points ago

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Ah, Liberal balls, eh?

[–]milkycratekid 2 points3 points ago

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Socialist. It's all about the collective in my bikini zones.

[–]MrMackay 2 points3 points ago

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Neat!

[–]airshipget 2 points3 points ago

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In stereo.. awesome.

[–]heymrk 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Captain_Nonsequitur 0 points1 point ago

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how the FUCK did they get away with that marketing scheme? It's like trying to sell someone a TV because it can represent yellow rather than just red, green and blue.

[–]MilitantNegro 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Captain_Nonsequitur 0 points1 point ago

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Well that's me told. Technological marketing departments obviously have a pretty low opinion of consumers...

[–]HughManatee 3 points4 points ago

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She doesn't look to happy what? What is she happying?

[–]OtisDElevator 4 points5 points ago

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She doesn't look two happy too have to testicles hanging on her head.

[–]HughManatee 4 points5 points ago

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Oh fuck...what did you just do?!

[–]OtisDElevator 5 points6 points ago

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I believe I thoroughly throttled my native language and left the body by the roadside.

[–]FecalFunBunny 3 points4 points ago

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That look/face/hair do........I can't fap to that. FUCK YOU INTERNET, YOU JUST RUINED MY SEX LIFE FOR TONIGHT.

[–]GSX429 5 points6 points ago

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A weird face ruined FecalFunBunny's sex life? You must be less hardcore than your name implies.

[–]FecalFunBunny 1 point2 points ago

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Just because I can put up with or take most shit does not mean there is not shit turns me off......mostly.

[–]kevka 1 point2 points ago

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I can imagine her making that same face in a porno.

I have the weirdest boner.

[–]kevka 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck am I looking at?

[–]superpurr 23 points24 points ago

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That's Masha Tylena. She was a big time model... Not so much anymore.

[–]TheGreatZarquon 15 points16 points ago

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Warning: A Google Image search revealed nothing but nightmare fuel. Don't do it.

[–]polarityomg 12 points13 points ago

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[–]bluetoyoutoo 10 points11 points ago

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..Please don't kill me..

[–]mes9696 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I guess Bat Boy didn't die after all.

[–]sakalamp 17 points18 points ago

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[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Explain? What the fuck?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Just one of the images that pops up when you google image search Masha Tylena (that's not her, of course). I don't know the story behind it, but it's spread all over the internet, so it might be hard to find the original source.

[–]CaptainCrunch 2 points3 points ago

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That's Bob. Bob has bitch tits.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nice pose I guess...

[–]nixonrichard 6 points7 points ago

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Nope. Chuck Breasta.

[–]spritle6054 1 point2 points ago

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This was my boss's facebook picture for a while. I was hoping I wouldn't have to ever see that again...

[–]larwk 1 point2 points ago

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[–]koonat 51 points52 points ago

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Everything about this picture is just fucking hideous.

Ugh.

[–]2meme_or_not_2meme 14 points15 points ago

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I might still bump balls with that

[–]Negoblle2 5 points6 points ago

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The best part is that one of them is hanging lower than the other, just like a real ballsack.

[–]kukamunga 17 points18 points ago

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☑ See what face someone would make if they were teabagged so hard the testes fell on either side of their head.

Welp, that was one thing I didn't expect to cross off my bucket list.

[–]Kofdez 13 points14 points ago

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Is that you, Chumbawumba?

[–]milkycratekid 7 points8 points ago

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Has he got a whiskey drink? And a vodka drink? And a lager drink? And a cider drink? Is he singing songs that remind him of the good times?

[–]Kofdez 5 points6 points ago

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Nah, I think he was singing songs that reminded him of the better times.

[–]milkycratekid 9 points10 points ago

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Knock him down and see if he gets up again, just to be sure.

[–]drag_free_drift 2 points3 points ago

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I drink a whiskey drink. I drink a vodka drink. When I need to pee, I use the kitchen sink ... and so on.

[–]milkycratekid 4 points5 points ago

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I drink a whiskey drink. I drink a vodka drink. When I need to pee, I use the kitchen sink ... and so on.

oooh Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boooooooyeeee...

[–]Khaibit -1 points0 points ago

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Nah, that was that one-hit wonder from back in the 90's. You must be thinking of the doctor's teddy bear from Deep Space Nine...

[–]jimofwales 1 point2 points ago

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Chumbawumba only had one big hit, but they've playing as a band for 28 years now....

[–]Neckwrecker 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, that was Kookalaga. You must be thinking of the retired Congolese American NBA player from Georgetown...

[–]wildcat623 5 points6 points ago

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forget the ballsack, let's worry about the robot that's carrying it

[–]remog 7 points8 points ago

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Her eyes...... even the thumbnail creeps me out.

Her face in a horror movie would send chills down anyone's spine.

Its not that its ugly, its like those creepy porcelain dolls. Also, the proportions of her face seem really off, the eyes seem way too large, almost alien. I thought it was photoshopped at first.

[–]MilitantNegro 3 points4 points ago

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[–]remog 1 point2 points ago

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Well that fucked me up even more than the first picture. Thanks.

[–]Crossfox17 4 points5 points ago

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I thought she looked strange, but I couldn't quite pinpoint why; then it hit me. http://troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/ancient-aliens-guy.jpg

[–]majorkev 1 point2 points ago

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Why did I hoverzoom that even though I knew exactly where it went?

[–]catfish1967 10 points11 points ago

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I cant believe anyone would do this intentionally : /

[–]sophiesunshine 14 points15 points ago

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You're immature.

So am I though. Muahahahaha.

[–]BeneficiaryOtheDoubt 1 point2 points ago

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I'm still laughing goddamn it!

[–]1eyedsqrrl 2 points3 points ago

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Short, shriveled and always to the left.

[–]imbetterthanmeth 2 points3 points ago

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One is even hanging lower than the other.

[–]msundi83 2 points3 points ago

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your argument is invalid

[–]swingawaymarell 2 points3 points ago

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Here's my official statement; I want my cock nowhere near that thing.

[–]Tyrant84 2 points3 points ago

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Where is her twin that she stands at the end of the creepy hallway with?

[–]flargenhargen 8 points9 points ago

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wow, who is that?

looks like a homeschooled kid with really messed up parents.

[–]Cletus_VanDamme 8 points9 points ago*

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Edit> Transform> flip horizontal
Maximum creepiness achieved.

[–]dsi1 11 points12 points ago

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I kinda think it looks less creepy. Alien instead of uncanny valley...

[–]nobueno1 1 point2 points ago

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I think I went crosseyed looking at that!

[–]DidntClickGuy 1 point2 points ago

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You're immature, poopy head.

[–]Legos1118 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god I used to wear bangs like that. I kept one of those butane curling irons in my locker. What was I thinking?

[–]countpotato 1 point2 points ago

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I am more worried that now fashion models are actually aliens from outer space.

[–]cute_cake 1 point2 points ago

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Biahahahaha that's fucking hilarious. Halloween costume theme coming up.

[–]Lotion_Fap 1 point2 points ago

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One side is lower than the other..

[–]abcdefghijkellye 1 point2 points ago

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She has a fetal alcohol syndrome face.

[–]xanj 1 point2 points ago

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its a god damn alien

[–]spacetoker 1 point2 points ago

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I hate to say that I saw this one on facebook first, and that person got it from the chive. How o you say, I am disappoint.

[–]toastedsammichwith 1 point2 points ago

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Call me drunk, but I couldn't help but break into laughter.

[–]countrybuhbuh 1 point2 points ago

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yeah this could be cross posted in r/creepy and find a happy home there. that is one scary looking kid.

[–]mikewyld 1 point2 points ago

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I immediately shared this picture everywhere I could

[–]Floopadoopa 1 point2 points ago*

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I was already laughing before i scrolled down to see the text.

[–]nomis_nehc 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop laughing either.

[–]nomis_nehc 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck, reading some of the comments made me laugh even more. This shit better be on the front page.

[–]lollipop_chainsaw 4 points5 points ago

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she reminds me of those girls from the Shining

[–]SlaunchaMan 3 points4 points ago

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Cannot unsee.

[–]hiddenlakes 3 points4 points ago

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I'm willing to bet that's a high fashion model. They don't go for pretty so much as bizarre and interesting faces.

[–]PanicMoon13 3 points4 points ago

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Her eyes are probably as big as ball sacks.

[–]dudedorey 1 point2 points ago

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Spider eggs in there.....

[–]Jlatman 1 point2 points ago

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If anyones curious, thats from Alexander McQueen Spring 2008.

[–]DefinitelyHittinOnYa 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks. Jesus Christ I had to scroll down.

[–]amidst 0 points1 point ago

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feels like she's just staring into my soul...

[–]RichSherwood 0 points1 point ago

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Immature.

[–]xtatik222k 0 points1 point ago

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If you're immature, so am I

[–]MT_Flesch 0 points1 point ago

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teabagged by proxy

[–]Funk48 0 points1 point ago

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Nope Nope Nope

[–]aakaakaak 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a living realgirl?

[–]hitokirikensei 0 points1 point ago

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I almost laughed when the picture itself loaded, then i saw the punchline...

[–]Erikland 0 points1 point ago

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The goggly eyes guys doesn't even have to do anything to this one.

[–]nick041 0 points1 point ago

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I guess I'm immature too.

[–]bl4ckblooc420 0 points1 point ago

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I read this like brock dub Friday "My hand is a dolphin"

[–]nickateen 0 points1 point ago

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I guess I have the maturity of a prepubescent boy because THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Those eyes don't look natural..come to think of it that whole face doesn't look natural.

[–]NaechsteHaltestelle 0 points1 point ago

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More disturbing than the hair is the face - she looks like Gollum...

[–]CarlGauss 0 points1 point ago

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I actually like her haircut. Rarely do you see asymmetric cuts.

[–]rr_at_reddit 0 points1 point ago

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You're immature! (Didn't actually want to say that, but you asked and I'm a nice person... sometimes...)

[–]blueeyedtongue 0 points1 point ago

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You're not immature. Anyone who doesn't think that is funny has a problem not you.

[–]Potato_Head 0 points1 point ago

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immature

[–]Vaynor 0 points1 point ago

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She looks like that dude from Skins.

[–]buhnannuh 0 points1 point ago

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Gah! That's nightmare inducing!!!

[–]MrMackay 0 points1 point ago

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Her hair is at least two ballsacks

[–]Iarerobot 0 points1 point ago

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She's looking into my soul and eating my childhood innocence

[–]intrudingturtle 0 points1 point ago

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Immature.

[–]urwrngtrll 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a real person?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell?

[–]ErinIsHere 0 points1 point ago

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She's scares me.

[–]SR71-boss 0 points1 point ago

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My hair is a ballsack.

Your argument is invalid.

[–]Aleitheo 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god what the hell is up with her eyes?

[–]MACARONICAPS 0 points1 point ago

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What movie/nightmare is this from???

[–]poorworkethic 0 points1 point ago

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Burst into laughter while at work. Well done.

My brain is also having a hard time deciding if she is really neat/pretty or just a little bit too off looking to be actually beautiful?...

[–]poorworkethic 0 points1 point ago

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OK, just looked at other pics of her, will never sleep again :/

[–]TheMemeGirl 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the kid from 'About a boy'

[–]4vradrmr 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't help but break into a cackle

[–]DefinitelyHittinOnYa 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get the overreaction from these melodramatic virgins here. That's a strange look but I wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers in bed.

[–]Secretly_a_Cat 0 points1 point ago

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The right one even descends lower. Trust me those are hair balls, and I know hair balls!

[–]thedude213 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell is that?

[–]dietotaku 0 points1 point ago

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looks like ballsack hair is the least of this girl's worries.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in what I imagine her voice would be.

[–]Retanaru 0 points1 point ago

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The right testicle is suppose to be higher than the left one. Its a circulation thing I think.

[–]rapture_survivor 0 points1 point ago

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You're immature.

[–]LordPineapple 0 points1 point ago

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I am afraid if I look away she will attack me. Must keep eyes open, must... not.... blink.

[–]jlevil 0 points1 point ago

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The aliens have arrived.

[–]surfintehweb 0 points1 point ago

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My right one hangs a little lower too.

[–]AdamEdge 1 point2 points ago

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Mine too, we're the 99%

[–]crawsome 0 points1 point ago

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BUT I WANT A GOLDEN GOOSE NOW!

[–]Bushinoeight 0 points1 point ago

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If you get a bj from her is it gay?

[–]heylookits -1 points0 points ago

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I just showed my whole family this picture. And they all laughed as hard as I did.

[–]Maschalismos -1 points0 points ago

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AAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THOSE EYES!! They cauterize my soul!

what IS that creature?!

[–]Wirenutt -1 points0 points ago

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I gotta think those eyeballs have been 'shopped to be that big. No normal human can have bugeyes like that.

[–]Dradyl -1 points0 points ago

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Lopsided. Yep, that's about right.

[–]Bildivarian -1 points0 points ago

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She looks like she knows it too...

[–]ch00d -2 points-1 points ago

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You're immature. But that means I am as well.

[–]AetherIsWaiting -1 points0 points ago

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Behold: The worlds ugliest model.

[–]jimtracysmyhomeboy -2 points-1 points ago

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That's not just any ballsack, the naked guy at my gym owns a set like that. He's 60 and Hungarian. It's quite unsavory.

[–]The_Fat_Man_In_Red -2 points-1 points ago

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what is this?

[–]Risking -2 points-1 points ago

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Your statement is false

[–]anoxy -2 points-1 points ago

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Why is this on the front page

[–]streetFashionLingo -5 points-4 points ago

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you're immature.