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[–]dalekexterminate 61 points62 points ago*

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[–]shreddor 5 points6 points ago

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I remember when I first saw this. Laughed so damn hard. Something about it man.

[–]MBSquared 3 points4 points ago

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Seen it so many times, yet I still laugh.

[–]ItsAlwaysSunnyinNJ 0 points1 point ago

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The carp looking down dumbfounded always gets me.

[–]rachelspeaking 4 points5 points ago

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poor carp

[–]chanseyy 29 points30 points ago

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Target: Acquired

Fish Bomb: Armed

[–]Malgas 6 points7 points ago

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TorpedoHawk you are clear to engage, over.

[–]olibanum 3 points4 points ago

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It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Erm.. Hold on... It's like shooting fish at a barrel

[–]TheGullGuy 23 points24 points ago

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I love seeing Ospreys stealing Koi from random people's ponds.

[–]aakaakaak 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for confirming. I thought it was an osprey.

[–]SecondaryLawnWreckin 1 point2 points ago

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Osprey be crazy, yo.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My neighborhood is full of hawks, owls and other wildlife and we don't really live out in the country. There is a large area of protected land behind our homes though so it has become a sanctuary of sorts for animals which I am happy about.

Almost every morning I hear hooty owls. My dog does too so he goes outside and barks at them.

[–]Khiraji 9 points10 points ago

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Bitch stole my fish.

[–]ScotteeMC 7 points8 points ago

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"I can show you the world...."

[–]KingoftheSea 0 points1 point ago

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Shining, shimmering splendid...

[–]IAmTheGodDamnDoctor 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Static_Storm 7 points8 points ago

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Is the fish riding the bird or is the bird riding the fish...

[–]itdragsonthefloor 2 points3 points ago

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Whoah!

[–]GlassSoldier 0 points1 point ago

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Yes

[–]TheDudeGuy 27 points28 points ago

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This pidgeotto better take care, that Magikarp is lvl 19.

[–]flounder19 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Melchett 14 points15 points ago

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I still don't understand how Zubat can carry Squirtle...

[–]Secretly_a_Cat 27 points28 points ago

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It depends, African or European?

[–]Melchett 2 points3 points ago

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I knew it would go Python sooner or later XD

[–]2meme_or_not_2meme 1 point2 points ago

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With a herring!

[–]KioshiRawk 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, in the screenshot it looks more like Zubat is flying beside Squirtle.

[–]flounder19 1 point2 points ago

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It's simple, really. Whenever he gets tired he uses leech life to slowly siphon squirtle's energy into himself thus prolonging his effective range of flight.

[–]GlassSoldier 0 points1 point ago

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But he has no feet. They must have glued him on there

[–]Naylor 0 points1 point ago

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magic snort snort

[–]xDrakon 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't noticed that until now..

[–]Khiraji 2 points3 points ago

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Bulbasaur is all "oh fuck this shit, man".

[–]mattrubik 5 points6 points ago

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WE NEED TO HELP LEMMIWINKS!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That is kind of weird because I made a comment on a similar picture. It is one of my favorite things I have ever written and I am going to shamelessly link to it here. Mostly because reddit has destroyed my ability to think creatively since the time I posted that comment.

Sorry.

[–]mattrubik 0 points1 point ago

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Well aren't you a lovable mother fucker x

[–]mattrubik 0 points1 point ago

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[–]buggeritall_6987 3 points4 points ago

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I actually learned today on the documentary series "Life of Birds" that birds of prey orient their catch that way to drastically improve the aerodynamics for flight.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I wonder if the fish is looking around as it flies through the air? it must be very confused.

[–]OsamaBeenModdin 10 points11 points ago

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Fish's inner dialogue, "I'm a fish. I'm a fish... I'm a fish."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It was thinking, "Wow, for the first time in my life I'm traveling..."

[–]old_righty 1 point2 points ago

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I'm thinking of the whale from Hitchhiker's.

[–]Brandiebran 3 points4 points ago

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"Oh wow, what are these things piercing my head? The feel all sharp and painy...I'll call them talons. Hey whats that thing I'm getting dropped in? It's all crunchy and stick like...I'll call it nest, HI NEST! OW OW Whats that thing going inside me? It's really ouchy...I'll call it beak. Whats that red ropey stuff coming out of me? It stinks real bad and looks important...Oh I know I'll call that guts. I sure hope guts will be my friend.

[–]SWEGEN4LYFE 1 point2 points ago

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Fish can't see well out of water. Basically, like us, except in reverse.

Source

Also, it's a fish.

[–]butterisbetter 2 points3 points ago

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Whatever is going through that fish's mind, it isn't "Onward noble steed"

[–]vududaddi 1 point2 points ago

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NNEEEMMMOOOO!!!

[–]bitcheslovecheezwhiz 2 points3 points ago

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Why, that's a bird riding a fish through the air.

[–]pr1ntscreen 1 point2 points ago

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Neeeemoooo!

[–]AndRude 1 point2 points ago

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[–]flargenhargen 4 points5 points ago

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red snapper, ...very tasty!

YOU SO STUPID!!!!

[–]ericatha 1 point2 points ago

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This kills the fish.

[–]pacocat 1 point2 points ago

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Someone is one koi short of a full pond.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My parents have a pair of osprey living in their backyard (really - their house backs onto a tidal wetland) and we seem them flying by with expensive-looking koi all the time - apparently a local country club recently lost a couple of $10,000 ones.

[–]F2a 0 points1 point ago

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Show me a Koi that costs $10,000.

[–]DaM00s13 1 point2 points ago

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Osprey will always turn fist to face forward. More aerodynamic. ... The more you know

[–]axetheduck 0 points1 point ago

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Rideeee RIDEEEEEE!

[–]KioshiRawk 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think that's quite what's going on.

[–]PrimusSucksOnThis 0 points1 point ago

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Ya hear that? She called me a steed.

[–]notable_bro 0 points1 point ago

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GO MARVIN! SAVE YOUR SON!

[–]UncleFishies 0 points1 point ago

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I just like the method the bird uses to grip the fish in such a way that the fish has a low drag profile.

[–]H_J_Farnsworth 0 points1 point ago

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Is the bird giving the fish a ride, or the fish giving the bird the ride?

[–]blacksheep998 0 points1 point ago

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FOR GLORY!

[–]rachelspeaking 0 points1 point ago

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I witnessed something similar while fishing a few weeks ago. Nature is cool.

[–]OleDaneBoy 0 points1 point ago

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At least he flew before he suffocated

[–]Archmage365 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else think Finding Nemo?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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my dad bought a house with a koi pond. he was all pissed off about all the moss growing on the rocks. or something. he recruited me to help him clean the fucker, we put the fish in a garbage can with a bubbler and cleaned the pond spotless. threw out the lilly pads. i thought it would cause some imbalance with the bacteria or something when we cleaned off all the moss. it was all good until we put the fish back in the water without the lilly pads, then the fish had nothing to hide under and the birds hauled them all off.

i was right but for the wrong reasons.

[–]herobotic 0 points1 point ago

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I really like imagining that the bird is riding the fish instead.

[–]PDX4Life 0 points1 point ago

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Something something Shadowfax something something meaning of haste.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My next door neighbor had to remove her fake pond because the hawks in the woods behind our houses kept stealing her goldfish.

[–]MADBAKER 0 points1 point ago

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MIIIIIIIINE!

[–]BenCelotil 0 points1 point ago

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They're going to look at the world turtle.

[–]emmulated 0 points1 point ago

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i wondered where my goldfish went

[–]Pinky_Swear 0 points1 point ago

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That came out of someone's pond. My mother lost 5 fish bigger than this one out hers. Bastard hawks...but this pic kinda justifies it.

[–]Pwag -1 points0 points ago

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Oh what a koi pair they make.