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[–]a300zx4pak 9 points10 points ago

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because of the annoying kids there?

[–]oh_sheesh_yall[S] 6 points7 points ago

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they're always trying to choke the animals.

[–]goodolbeej 7 points8 points ago

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I hope the kid is ok, but I totally Lol'd at this.

"How many licks does it take to get to the center?" says Donkey.

"I dunno.." says Camel. "Let's find out."

[–]Alexxishere 3 points4 points ago

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A one...chomp A twohooo...chomp A three...chomp

[–]balgoor 3 points4 points ago

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i think the donkey approves.

[–]therealdohr 2 points3 points ago

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nom nom

[–]Ike_Broflovski 2 points3 points ago

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One of my earliest memories, 4-5 years old, was when I got bitten in the stomach by a pig at a petting zoo. Needed stitches, left emotional scars for life.

[–]throwaway42013 5 points6 points ago

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You can still get revenge every morning at breakfast.

[–]Pebbles112 1 point2 points ago

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You have no idea how deeply that scares me, because I still remember my experience at a petting zoo where I got charged by a pig. I jumped right over the fence around the place... Pigs are mean. and scary.

[–]thegreenbastard23 2 points3 points ago

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NOM NOM NOM

[–]Tashre 2 points3 points ago

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GLOMP

[–]1M_4W350M3 1 point2 points ago

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is he peanut butter filled???

[–]BeeSilver9 1 point2 points ago

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The reason to go is to get pictures like this!

[–]clement360 1 point2 points ago

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Damn I have a new halloween costume!

[–]OnaUpboatMuthaFucka 1 point2 points ago

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I love how the girl is like: "Cooool."

[–]Ikimasen 1 point2 points ago

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When I was young I was at a petting zoo that had a toothless goat. I was too young at the time to consider the implications.

[–]spriteburn 1 point2 points ago

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i laughed because that top bar is already bent and i'm guessing nobody knew why until now!

[–]Unique_Identifier 1 point2 points ago

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That donkey is totally baked.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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I was feeding a camel once... damn thing sucked my entire 12 year old arm down its throat. I still have nightmares.

[–]mcomp 1 point2 points ago

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Good, too many little kids running around anyways

[–]Loopyprawn 0 points1 point ago

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I love her hat. Anyone know where she got it?

[–]AlexHimself 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this before, and I've always wondered if it could just take the head off a small child. Does it have the jaw strength?

[–]ducky-box -1 points0 points ago

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Oh thank you for making my day.

[–]jimtracysmyhomeboy -2 points-1 points ago

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I've never seen a camel giving(getting?) head before.

[–]Horse_Fetish -1 points0 points ago

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This kills the kid.

[–]jakeinmn -1 points0 points ago

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I remember when this was photoshopped.