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[–]FalafelRaptor 25 points26 points ago

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You know that's right.....WHAT!

[–]kira87 23 points24 points ago

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you must be out of your damn mind!

[–]hoguemr 31 points32 points ago

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one of my favorite things about psych is how Gus runs. haha its so hilarious

[–]freakshowwithlegs 14 points15 points ago

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Isn't that Guy Buttersnaps?

[–]ForeverATroll 12 points13 points ago

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Nah I'm pretty sure that's Lavender Gooms.

[–]honky_mcgee 7 points8 points ago

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That's not right. It's Chocolate Columbo.

[–]Zoo_Crew 8 points9 points ago

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Uhh no that's Tan

[–]SalZoRz 7 points8 points ago

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Are you kidding? It's obviously Dr. McClickClickClackClick

[–]phantompunch 7 points8 points ago

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Actually, I believe that is Ovaltine Jenkins.

[–]Bokthand 3 points4 points ago*

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I believe it's MC Clap Yo Handz

[–]Mustkunstn1k 14 points15 points ago

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You guys are all wrong. It's...

Die Harder, Ground Control, Matt, Bighead Burton, Fingers, Homeskillet, Big Baby Burton, Burt the Billowy Bear, Curtis, Blackstar, Chocolate Columbo, Magic Head, Spellmaster, SuperSmeller or The SuperSniffer, Slicks, Peter Panic, Gus T.T. Showbiz, Ovaltine Jenkins, Schoonie "U-Turn" Singleton, Vernest Lambert Watkins, Bud (from The Cosby Show), Nick Nack, Bruton Gaster, Lavender Gooms, Lemongrass Gogulope, Squirts MacIntosh, Weepy Boy Santos, Stewart Lee, Dr. Mc [Khoesan tongue clicking sounds] Took, François, Galileo Humpkins, Gus "Silly-Pants" Jackson, Fearless Guster, Shmuel Cohen, Methuselah Honeysuckle, Shutterfly Simmons, Paddy Simcox, Chesterfield McMillan (and wife), Felicia Fancybottom, Tan, Tangus, Ernesto Agapito Garces Conde de Abelar, Longbranch Pennywhistle, Scrooge Jones, D'Andre Pride, Hummingbird Saltalamacchia, Step-Anthony Wally Ali, Art Vandelay, Dequan "Smallpox" Randolph, Trapezius Milkington, Sterling Cooper, Burton "Oil Can" Guster, Hollabackatcha, Jazz Hands, Gus Brown, John Slade, Detective Miles, Greg, Doughnut Holschtein, Ron Davis, Bob Adams, Harry Munroe, Rich Fingerland, Black Magic, Cheswick, Shawn, Shaggy Buddy Snap, Ghee Buttersnaps a.k.a. "The Heater", The Vault of Secrets, Clementine Woolysocks, Pinky Guscatero, Guts, Ol' Ironside, Old Iron Stomach, Bruce Lee, John Jacob Jingley-Schmidt, Santonio Holmes, Deon Richmond, Gurton Buster, Chaz Bono, Chocolate Einstein, MC ClapYoHandz, Sher-Black-Lock, Mrs. Whittlebury, G-Force, Roadrash, Mellowrush, Crankshaft, Sammy, Joey Bishop, Slick Fingers, Imhotep or "He Cometh In Peace," Control Alt Delete, Gootsy, The Guster, The Jackal, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Yasmine Bleeth, Killerbee, Lodge Blackman, Mission Figs, Sundown, The Black Goose, Original G-String a.k.a. Crowd Pleasah, Radio Star, Gus Jay Gupta, Don Cheadle amd also Chezwick.

[–]ForeverATroll 9 points10 points ago

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I've heard it both ways.

[–]cachinnate 0 points1 point ago

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No you haven't.

[–]3-6DUB 0 points1 point ago

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This is my favorite comment of the day.

[–]jer21 0 points1 point ago

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With a 'z'.

[–]Mr_Zactopolis 3 points4 points ago

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Obviously it's Santonio Holmes

[–]JoxerTheMighty 4 points5 points ago

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He is my personal candy striper Nick Knack.

[–]coolinfan 2 points3 points ago

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*Ghee

[–]captainstagneti 10 points11 points ago

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Mui bueno. Not enough psych fans round these parts

[–]BarelyNerdy 9 points10 points ago

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[–]TheNile24 6 points7 points ago

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I know I watch too much Psych when this is the funniest comment I've seen in here.

[–]FTFY_Grammar_Police 2 points3 points ago

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[–]krl1327 0 points1 point ago

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THREE! HOLE! PUNCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHAHAAAAAA

good times.

[–]Zoo_Crew 10 points11 points ago

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Burton is my bro

[–]johnnyquest88 10 points11 points ago

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Just so you know, I'm upvoting the super smeller Burton Guster.

[–]Ewokmywewok 7 points8 points ago

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MC Clap Yo Hands

[–]freakshowwithlegs 0 points1 point ago

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Clap clap clapclapclap.

[–]WTFbeast 25 points26 points ago

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UPVOTE ALL THE PSYCH THINGS

[–]ShekMonstar 6 points7 points ago

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[–]honky_mcgee 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Brony 4 points5 points ago

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Recently learned that there's a pineapple in every single episode. I'm going to rewatch the whole show just to look for those.

[–]korri 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes there is no pineapple... Just to fuck with you

[–]dfn85 0 points1 point ago

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No, there's on in every episode. May not be an actual physical pineapple. But it's there. Perhaps a shake, a pineapple food product, a picture of one, someone saying the word pineapple...

[–]icalledshotgun 2 points3 points ago

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I call this one.. Little Shawn

[–]bgsilver 2 points3 points ago

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"Tell the president I'm busy, Mrs. Landingham"

[–]risot 3 points4 points ago

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haha best show ever

[–]expi_ala_doshus 1 point2 points ago

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This is how I think I look.

[–]tapout189 1 point2 points ago

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What?!

[–]luellasindon 1 point2 points ago

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Charlie!

[–]Love_Soup 1 point2 points ago

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"Wait for it....Wait for iiiiiiiiiiiit."

Commence upvotes.

[–]omnilynx 1 point2 points ago

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Gustivus! How many times have I told you that head thing freaks out the parrot.

[–]lobstahfi 1 point2 points ago

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she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[–]pigpill 0 points1 point ago

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I giggled

[–]Uile 0 points1 point ago

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I upvoted so now you better do that little move thingy for me.

[–]kingmema 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote because I acctually think thats what you are going to do when you see my upvote.

[–]Zamusu 0 points1 point ago

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Gus is the best