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[–]Capercaillie 14 points15 points ago

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Blocks out 90% of all science--except the science used to make the blindfold and earplugs.

[–]MelonTarge 3 points4 points ago

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We assume it does. We sure as shit didn't test it!

[–]r33d3n 11 points12 points ago

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braille literate ones might use some thick gloves, just to be on the safe side.

[–]IMAROBOTLOL 0 points1 point ago

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DON'T WORRY, THE LORD LETS THEM SEE ALL!

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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This makes fun of the blind... how?

[–]TheNadir 0 points1 point ago

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Making fun of the degenerates, you'll fit right in here with all the other blind (followers).

[–]MadcowPSA 7 points8 points ago

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Not available in all areas. Offer void where prohibited. Not approved for use against braille. If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, tell your wife to see your pastor immediately because she has failed to fulfill her duties as laid out in Paul's epistle to the church at Ephesus.

[–]xConvalescent- 5 points6 points ago

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Hear no science. See no science. Speak like a fucking moron.

[–]arsington 1 point2 points ago

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This picture has given me many a little chuckle whenever I have seen it over the years.

[–]neoman4426 1 point2 points ago

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I'd prefer they use the eyeshades/earplugs from The Who's Tommy. Then they couldn't talk either relevant part from the movie

[–]poundingbassline 1 point2 points ago

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Scientists have confirmed under scientific studies that these eye and ear protectors will block out 90% of science... wait.

[–]MrLyle 1 point2 points ago

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Who said that? Who the fuck said that?! Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it.

[–]noagendaproducer 1 point2 points ago

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Glad I am not a creationist anymore, those kinds of ear plugs don't work for me :(

[–]earlybird_2ndmouse 0 points1 point ago

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DAE think it is weird that those masks look like maxi pads with a piece of elastic?

[–]Zampan0 0 points1 point ago

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warning - may contain science for functionality.

[–]Brando2600 0 points1 point ago

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And they'll take care of the other 10%.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well that's all fine and dandy, but when telepathy becomes a more mainstream form of communication I'll have to upgrade to the newer model that blocks brainwaves.

See, that's how they getcha!

[–]Harddaysnight1990 0 points1 point ago

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I would like to pose a question. Why can't religion and science co-exist? Does everything scientific need to be anti-theist, and everything religious have to be anti-scientific? Why couldn't there have been a benevolent creator of the universe and its rules that lets Man figure it out? I'm not saying any one religion is right, I'm just saying that religion bashing based on prejudiced notions of religious individuals "not believing in science" is getting old. The truth is, with the exception of some of the crazies out there, most scientific advancements are believed by us religious folk. Now, I'm a little different than most of them, since I do believe in both micro- and macro-evolution, but still, why can't religion and science co-exist? For the record, I also have quite a few atheist friends, and I have no problem with them, and they have no problem with me. We agree to disagree.

[–]Archer007 0 points1 point ago

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"Was it you, stringbean?!"

[–]BabyEatingAtheist 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not convinced this will work. Sight and sound are unproven scientific theories. Teach the controversy!

[–]spectraline 0 points1 point ago

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This also works when you dislike thunder and lightning.

[–]Moesuckra 0 points1 point ago

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Uhmm ya my blinfold and ear plugs arnt working... Sir is there anyone with common sense around you?...Yes... Ahh yes thats the problem

[–]GnocciWithMe 0 points1 point ago

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blast it with gamma rays

[–]AmazingPerson -1 points0 points ago

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cmon ppl this is retarded creationbists believe in sciense they just dont beleive in the evolution theory

[–]otakuman 0 points1 point ago

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cmon ppl this is retarded creationbists believe in sciense they just dont beleive in the evolution theory

:P

[–]ghobs91 -3 points-2 points ago

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Are your lives really that empty that you feel the need to constantly bash Christianity? You might as well rename this subreddit r/antitheism

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Is your life really that empty that you have to bash others for having empty live?