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Who said that?! (i.imgur.com)
submitted 9 months ago by HollowBastion
[–]Capercaillie 14 points15 points16 points 9 months ago
Blocks out 90% of all science--except the science used to make the blindfold and earplugs.
[–]MelonTarge 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
We assume it does. We sure as shit didn't test it!
[–]r33d3n 11 points12 points13 points 9 months ago
braille literate ones might use some thick gloves, just to be on the safe side.
[–]IMAROBOTLOL 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
DON'T WORRY, THE LORD LETS THEM SEE ALL!
[–][deleted] 9 months ago
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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
This makes fun of the blind... how?
[–]TheNadir 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Making fun of the degenerates, you'll fit right in here with all the other blind (followers).
[–]MadcowPSA 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Not available in all areas. Offer void where prohibited. Not approved for use against braille. If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, tell your wife to see your pastor immediately because she has failed to fulfill her duties as laid out in Paul's epistle to the church at Ephesus.
[–]xConvalescent- 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Hear no science. See no science. Speak like a fucking moron.
[–]arsington 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
This picture has given me many a little chuckle whenever I have seen it over the years.
[–]neoman4426 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I'd prefer they use the eyeshades/earplugs from The Who's Tommy. Then they couldn't talk either relevant part from the movie
[–]poundingbassline 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Scientists have confirmed under scientific studies that these eye and ear protectors will block out 90% of science... wait.
[–]MrLyle 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Who said that? Who the fuck said that?! Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it.
[–]noagendaproducer 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Glad I am not a creationist anymore, those kinds of ear plugs don't work for me :(
[–]earlybird_2ndmouse 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
DAE think it is weird that those masks look like maxi pads with a piece of elastic?
[–]Zampan0 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
warning - may contain science for functionality.
[–]Brando2600 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
And they'll take care of the other 10%.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Well that's all fine and dandy, but when telepathy becomes a more mainstream form of communication I'll have to upgrade to the newer model that blocks brainwaves.
See, that's how they getcha!
[–]Harddaysnight1990 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I would like to pose a question. Why can't religion and science co-exist? Does everything scientific need to be anti-theist, and everything religious have to be anti-scientific? Why couldn't there have been a benevolent creator of the universe and its rules that lets Man figure it out? I'm not saying any one religion is right, I'm just saying that religion bashing based on prejudiced notions of religious individuals "not believing in science" is getting old. The truth is, with the exception of some of the crazies out there, most scientific advancements are believed by us religious folk. Now, I'm a little different than most of them, since I do believe in both micro- and macro-evolution, but still, why can't religion and science co-exist? For the record, I also have quite a few atheist friends, and I have no problem with them, and they have no problem with me. We agree to disagree.
[–]Archer007 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
"Was it you, stringbean?!"
[–]BabyEatingAtheist 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I'm not convinced this will work. Sight and sound are unproven scientific theories. Teach the controversy!
[–]spectraline 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
This also works when you dislike thunder and lightning.
[–]Moesuckra 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Uhmm ya my blinfold and ear plugs arnt working... Sir is there anyone with common sense around you?...Yes... Ahh yes thats the problem
[–]GnocciWithMe 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
blast it with gamma rays
[–]AmazingPerson -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
cmon ppl this is retarded creationbists believe in sciense they just dont beleive in the evolution theory
[–]otakuman 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
:P
[–]apb1979a -10 points-9 points-8 points 9 months ago
Does your dick get chaffed from all the circle jerking?
[–]UncleJeeves 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I don't get this whole negative connotation of "circle jerking" when it comes to subreddits. This IS the atheism subreddit designated FOR atheism related topics. What else would you like to see posted here?
[–]Major_Loser1 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Most people find these links on the main pages as of late. There has been some serious religious bashing going on and my guess is people are just getting tired of seeing it. I don't think it's a bad thing, whatever gets upvotes shows up. I'm christian, and am heavily involved in the sciences, but I just keep reading that I should be an ignorant idiot. Gets old.
[–]Godssheep 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
See it not as what you should be then, but as what your faith look like from people who aren't in it.
And remember that this include way more than just atheists.
If you're signed in you don't see subreddits you're not subscribed to. Am I wrong here? Why subscribe to a subreddit if you don't like the content?
[–]Major_Loser1 -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
I don't sign in that often, I just browse usually. In the top 2 pages there are multiple posts from r/atheism and I just saw this and commented. People can have whatever opinion they want, I have always believed it, but apb1979a put it well "Naw. Last time I went to church I think the first Bush was president. It's just that despite unsubscribing I still see the same stupid shit. All the most upvoted material is just reddit atheists circle jerking about who can most cleverly express their perceived superiority over religious folk. I am not religious and don't much care if other people are. In this instance, on this website, the atheists are the much more vocal and annoying side of this particular debate."
Though I will add whether you're atheist or overtly religious, both are beliefs and both can be real fucking annoying when people get too loud over them. To each their own.
[–]mytuppence -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Uh ohh. You can't say that you are a victim after thousands of years of what religion has done to others. Especially here. Not in THEIR sanctuary. You un dun it now.
/s
No religion did that, not me. You seem to be confused.
[–]mytuppence -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
I don't understand what your confused about? And i really don't understand your first sentence. I was agreeing with you, and being sarcastic all at the same time. Please explain.
Sorry that was my fault, I thought you were serious. It can be tough to tell. My apologies.
[–]jimschrute 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Do you go to church?
[–]apb1979a -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Naw. Last time I went to church I think the first Bush was president. It's just that despite unsubscribing I still see the same stupid shit. All the most upvoted material is just reddit atheists circle jerking about who can most cleverly express their perceived superiority over religious folk.
I am not religious and don't much care if other people are. In this instance, on this website, the atheists are the much more vocal and annoying side of this particular debate.
[–]mambypambyland 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I love /r/atheism, but that was actually an original circlejerk comment that made me laugh so I'll give you an upvote. Just this one time.
[–]ghobs91 -3 points-2 points-1 points 9 months ago
Are your lives really that empty that you feel the need to constantly bash Christianity? You might as well rename this subreddit r/antitheism
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Is your life really that empty that you have to bash others for having empty live?
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