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[–]MaciMarie 16 points17 points ago

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"In the arms of an angel"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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oh my fucking god you win fucking automatically... fuck

[–]danmoo 13 points14 points ago

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im just gonna get downvoted

[–]bigbabich 4 points5 points ago

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I don't understand why this is funny

I have no concept of a single point in time

I am a dog!

[–]mehGOOCH-hurtz 11 points12 points ago

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i whip mah hair back an forth!

[–]khdutton 8 points9 points ago

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OP: I think you meant "Submit A Caption, Then Downvote All Other Captions Contest"

[–]InsaneAngler 2 points3 points ago

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"Blarrhaghghahghghaggghhha"

[–]Sidthebabyeater 3 points4 points ago

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"cocaine's a hellova drug"

[–]Craig-O 1 point2 points ago

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Drowned Stoner. I Ate Him.

[–]Publius82 1 point2 points ago

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WHARGARBBBL

[–]EnderVViggen 0 points1 point ago

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GET OUT OF MY ASS INVISIBLE MAN!!!

[–]Obalanserad 0 points1 point ago

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This is not what it looks like..

[–]stage_manager -1 points0 points ago

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"Uncontrollable urge to shake head...this is happening...can NOT STOP IT....THIS IS HAPPENING!!!!"

[–]corgeous 0 points1 point ago

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derpderpderpderpderp.

[–]TheBlackHive 0 points1 point ago

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Michelle Bachmann's New Running Mate... The Brains of the Operation.

[–]FoxNewsReporter3 0 points1 point ago

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Guys, theres a giant ship called titanic down there!

[–]DidgeryDave21 0 points1 point ago

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Michael Barrymore's Dog survived it.

[–]Footballvike81 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Ted Kennedy's dog, Splash?

[–]rumbletom 0 points1 point ago

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Colder than I expected.

[–]Darkesthour74 -2 points-1 points ago

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"He's pissed give him his bucket back"

[–]Notemy -4 points-3 points ago

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These chlorines are makin me thirsty!

[–]DeathByCarousel -2 points-1 points ago

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Richard Harrow's dog

[–]lurklurklurkPOST -2 points-1 points ago

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ZOMBIE DOG: is coming for you.

[–]umdred11 -2 points-1 points ago

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I whip my ears back and forth, I whip my ears back and forth

[–]evil_steve -5 points-4 points ago

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Swimming after smoking crack: FUCK YEAH!

[–]draivaden -2 points-1 points ago

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Brain the gold, after being told by Penny that he needs to rescue uncle (inspector) Gadget. "Ra-oh!"

[–]khdutton -2 points-1 points ago

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"Catman? This is Commissioner Gordon. Two-Face has escaped."

[–]CMPRacer -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah! Now this is what I call the dog days of summer

[–]Metaluka -1 points0 points ago

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"When he jumped in , he was a normal 10 year old boy!!!!What is in that water?!?!?"

[–]TheMildCard -4 points-3 points ago

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If i just wrentch my head a few more times i can get that damned water out of my ear!

[–]Wilsonianism -5 points-4 points ago

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O hai ther.

[–]alphamike3000 -2 points-1 points ago

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"I'm a dog. Meow."

[–]carnivalCreation -2 points-1 points ago

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Phoebe Cates hasn't aged well at all.

[–]fat_fatties -2 points-1 points ago

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My God I just hit my head in the Shallow End....AAAHHHHHH

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Never going to another party at Cherenkov's house, that's for sure.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[–]PRedditor88 -3 points-2 points ago

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This was the look on your moms face.