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[–]beergoggles69[S] 660 points661 points ago

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[–]jarh1000 91 points92 points ago

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i require instructions on how to copy you.

[–]beergoggles69[S] 74 points75 points ago

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Not me, but I'm flattered anyway ;o

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points ago

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Reddit - The only place where people are flattered when accused of wearing a dress.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 110 points111 points ago

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If someone accuses you of being Angelina Jolie, you take it as a compliment, dammit!

[–]GeneralWarts 22 points23 points ago

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Oh, Angelina Jolie. Of course I knew it was Angelina... And not Casey Anthony..

Actually. I'm going to stand with my first guess. I like the idea of her trying to kill the baby with alcohol all night.

[–]NonTrivialPursuit 4 points5 points ago

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Well, that's it. Next year's costume is settled.

[–]hailinfromthe 8 points9 points ago

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Haha that's so fucked up but I like it.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Your logic is like a brick wall. I can break it.. But i don't feel like getting my toolbox.

[–]Jahonay 1 point2 points ago

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It's not the ONLY place, you could be a male member of the GOP.

[–]AndyRooney 4 points5 points ago

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Tell your buddy I did a triple take when I saw the pic. He looks exactly like my college roommate. Here he is passed out drunk (which he spent a majority of his time doing). Imagine him tan and vertical (I couldn't find a better pic - we went to school in the days before digital photography).

[–]beergoggles69[S] 10 points11 points ago

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No neither of those guys are me haha I just came across the pic randomly. If the guy's reading this I hope he lets us know it's him so he can get the credit he deserves for this brilliance!

[–]TheOuts1der 44 points45 points ago

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No! You have to claim it as yours! YOU'RE RUINING THE MAGIC OF REDDIT!

[–]Drakonisch 2 points3 points ago

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Liar. You just want him to claim it as his so you can tineye it and get out the pitchfork.

[–]melivorous 1 point2 points ago

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I want to copy this but with the dummy in the back. Dressed as micheal jackson holding me the baby out a window frame

[–]rybones 156 points157 points ago

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This is awesome.

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[–]jkahrs595 9 points10 points ago

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For future reference, please don't use URL shorteners.

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[–]jkahrs595 11 points12 points ago

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Just a friendly reminder is all. A lot of spammers use URL shorteners so you could potentially be reported by someone, also it's always nice to see exactly where a link is taking me before I click.

[–]twisted_sith 6 points7 points ago

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Url shorteners are worse than that. There's a site called doz. Me. And it looks like a bit.ly. It connects and the person who sent you the link can attack your network.

[–]MagicMurderBean 9 points10 points ago

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if ur gonna use them then use this one: http://www.shadyurl.com/

[–]feureau 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Optimal_Joy 4 points5 points ago

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It doesn't attack "your" network, it attacks a previously specified target network for a DDOS attack.

[–]twisted_sith 3 points4 points ago

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Oh shit. I read that all wrong. Thank you for the correction. Point is, don't click URL Shorteners.

[–]minimission 1 point2 points ago

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I'll just leave this here:

http://www.longurlplease.com/

edit: their link to mozilla website wont download,there is an updated version here: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/long-url-please-mod/

[–]fulminic 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I want to send the writer an email. This shit will not be tolerated!

[–]Darwinning 1 point2 points ago

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Literally? So you got sick and/or vomited from reading that website?

[–]Mr_A 13 points14 points ago

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Is your friend Kenny Blankenship?

[–]Dubaus 12 points13 points ago

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He has such feminine hands.

[–]thewhiskybone 7 points8 points ago

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That can be explained by the fake nails he has on.

[–]jubjub2184 11 points12 points ago

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What do you mean fake? I spent good money on making these nails FABULOUS!

[–]hooliganking 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]bwalsh1 10 points11 points ago

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Wow, this guy is like a Mozart of Halloween costumes.

[–]ProfessorLX 1 point2 points ago

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he's deaf and likes having sex with whores?

[–]supaphly42 71 points72 points ago

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I bet that guy has the weirdest boner.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah dude. Being a baby and wearing a dress... ooh and those boots. So many fetishes in one night.

[–]zyrtsuryu 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed way harder than I should've. Imagine if someone read that before seeing OP's pic. WTFLOL

[–]iSmokeTheXS 5 points6 points ago

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Damn dude that costume is perfect. Props, I used to love coming up with really creative costumes.

[–]ConansBeard 2 points3 points ago

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he really outdid himself, looks like he put fake plastic nails on too.

[–]JesusPresley 1 point2 points ago

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Excellent costume, mister.

[–]EdwardjBear 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that construction guy is hot

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 1 point2 points ago

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I never knew Angelina had such meaty forearms! Be still, my beating heart!

[–]Swivle 234 points235 points ago

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[–]jotch 19 points20 points ago

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Is Brad about to beat someone up? What happened?

[–]SanDiablo 7 points8 points ago

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It's just a lucky shot. He's talking to David Fincher, who practically made Pitt's career.

[–]mrslaterman 58 points59 points ago

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Reminds me of "Wing Baby" from 'Happy Endings.' Very funny show!

[–]daybreaker 31 points32 points ago

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I thought Happy Endings was going to be the typical cheesy abc sitcom, but its hilarious. My favorite costume from this episode was ZZ Top Gun.

[–]Phussorile 13 points14 points ago

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"So when can I see your penis?"

[–]WezVC 11 points12 points ago

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Exactly what I thought, just watched that episode last night. Dave was also amazing in this episode as a failed Austin Powers.

I absolutely love Happy Endings.

[–]kchoboter 2 points3 points ago

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I came here to say this. You get an upvote my friend.

[–]NotTrying2Hard 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Piscataquog 230 points231 points ago

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Maybe its because it is 4 am... but this is FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT

[–]ccsparrows 341 points342 points ago

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Let the freaking out continue

[–]SpermWhale 122 points123 points ago

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[–]dormedas 40 points41 points ago

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Wow. That's creepy as shit and I'm 100% awake.

[–]Clumpy 11 points12 points ago

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When I went to the Mall of Asia in 2007 it needed something to spice it up. It seems they built for size and then didn't bother to make it a useful place to shop.

[–]Iknowr1te 4 points5 points ago

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are you kidding me? the mall of asia is massive with alot of stores, it is useful to shop at (increase diversity of stores => increased selection). there are stores everywhere and there are multiple attractions. like most malls there were those kiddy rides, they have what ever spermwhale posted and an ice rink (i have an ice rink, theme park and water park in a mall 5 minutes away from my house...my perception of a "normal" mall is severely skewed)

just outside overlooking the bay, you there's an open fish market where you can order the food you want and bring it the the restaurants beside it and eat whatever you just picked. all fresh fish too.

the only thing that ruins the experience is the security pat down at each entrance :/

[–]ABabyAteMyDingo 0 points1 point ago*

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Would people please stop writing 'alot'! You wouldn't write 'alittle' would you?

[–]bloodyabortiondouche 19 points20 points ago

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Alittle sounds like a good idea to me. I think we should start using that. Good idea.

[–]Nemokles 4 points5 points ago

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But we all write 'didn't', don't we? Whatever!

[–]paulbesteves 3 points4 points ago

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Languages change, I don't see why alot shouldn't be a compound word.

[–]martinbishop 16 points17 points ago

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This is your left, that's your left. This is your right, that's your right. This is your left, that's your left...You're gonna die!

[–]Swiss_Cheese9797 1 point2 points ago

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I'm in your house....

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Put that robot on a tricycle stat!

[–]dow850 1 point2 points ago

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My life might have been better without seeing that.

[–]Netcob 24 points25 points ago

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"Help, we are being kidnapped by guys whose legs are way too skinny!"

[–]ducttape36 14 points15 points ago

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i had to watch this a few times to figure out how they did it.

[–]monstereddit 6 points7 points ago

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YOU CANT RUN WITH THOSE!

[–]slyphox 18 points19 points ago

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Me too... It took me a good few minutes of staring to realize what the fuck I was looking at.

[–]Schele_Sjakie 8 points9 points ago

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Still don't get it...

[–]Varyter 10 points11 points ago

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It looks like Angelina Jolie with her child, his head is the babys' and Angelina is a cutout.

[–]Schele_Sjakie 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, now i see it xD Now I feel like a retard.

[–]Unrelated_Gif 39 points40 points ago

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[–]wewtaco 15 points16 points ago

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I call bullshit. Cats are always related.

[–]bloodyabortiondouche 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I agree. Unrelated_Gif you failed that gif is somehow still related according to our judges. Sorry.

[–]PeteRoss 8 points9 points ago

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And here I'd almost forgotten about this

[–]marcianoskate 4 points5 points ago

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I hate you!! .

.

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But love you too...

[–]GeneralWarts 2 points3 points ago

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This novelty is so clever and takes a lot of thought to prepare.

...

[–]usasoccerfan 92 points93 points ago

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Hold me, Angelina.

[–]Kagouti 85 points86 points ago

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Rock me Amadeus.

[–]beergoggles69[S] 124 points125 points ago

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Dr Zaius Dr Zaius

[–]Schickling 40 points41 points ago

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Can I play the piano anymore?!

[–]stvemp 29 points30 points ago

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Of course you can!

[–]curbserver278 44 points45 points ago

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Well I couldn't before!

[–]cbfw86 26 points27 points ago

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this play has everything

[–]beergoggles69[S] 16 points17 points ago

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Duhh, I love legitimate the-atre

[–]Varyter 15 points16 points ago

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I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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No you'll never make a monkey out of me.

[–]findable 1 point2 points ago

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Shh! They're strapping down Liza Minelli.

[–]B2Dirty 2 points3 points ago

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damn you for putting a good song in my head!!!

[–]NeverStopPosting 410 points411 points ago

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It works because he is not White.

[–]JesusPresley 57 points58 points ago

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What is the criteria for winning the most points if you are a celeb and want to adopt a baby from a poor country? Is it rarity of the race or the poverty the baby is living in? These are important questions.

[–]NoNeedForAName 76 points77 points ago

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It's a pretty complex formula. Something like:

[(|a - b| · 10) + (ΔC · 10) + [(1 - N/P) · 10]] · [1 / (1 - w)]

Where a is the average skin tone of the parents,
b is the skin tone of the child,
ΔC is the net change in economic class of the child (1-5 scale),
N is the number of US citizens who have heard of the child's home country,
P is the population of the US, and
w is the probability that the child is the victim of a war crime.

[–]hwbehrens 36 points37 points ago*

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Children who have been victims of war crimes produce a divide by zero. As an inelegant workaround, may I suggest:

[(|a - b| · 10) + (ΔC · 10) + [(1 - N/P) · 10]] · [1.01 / (1.01 - w)]

That way you end up with a positive value regardless of the children's war crimes status, without distorting the original function too much.

[–]sgt_shizzles 18 points19 points ago

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I love you guys.

[–]CougarAries 6 points7 points ago

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There's also the Coefficient of Fashion trend decay. The height of the trend has passed, and therefore future adoptions of Somalian children won't be as valuable as they are today. Things always become less valuable the more mainstream it becomes.

[–]minkspwn 2 points3 points ago

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Are you counting lighter skin tone as a higher number? If not, shouldn't it be b-a? Also, it appears that the jackpot would be to find a kid who is known to have been a victim of a war crime - infinity points regardless of any other criteria!

[–]pibot 5 points6 points ago

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Are you counting lighter skin tone as a higher number? If not, shouldn't it be b-a?

It doesn't matter because it's the absolute value of the difference.

[–]minkspwn 1 point2 points ago

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Ah right, didn't notice the absolute value sign, dur.

[–]PSquid 2 points3 points ago

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| a - b | is equivalent to | b - a |, since you're taking the absolute value of the result, and the only difference in them is the sign.

[–]IceK1ng 1 point2 points ago

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You actually made a formula for celebs adopting babies? That is amazing.

[–]niobevulpes 32 points33 points ago

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you should look at it like scrabble. The points double up.

[–]DMoT 27 points28 points ago

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Uganda is like a triple word tile.

[–]ascii42 9 points10 points ago

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So if you adopt a baby from Uganda, all of your adopted children become worth three times as much? Nice.

[–]W1nd 1 point2 points ago

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especially lucrative if their name contains Q and Z...

[–]bloodyabortiondouche 8 points9 points ago

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Gay baby from Uganda with glasses and a baby crutch like Tiny Tim from a Christmas Carol.

[–]ojolejano 2 points3 points ago

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WHAT?!

[–]nawt_a_throwaway 1 point2 points ago

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with AIDS. who was a child soldier. starving.

...and NOW I'm going to hell.

[–]_LanaKane_ 13 points14 points ago

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And because he is not black. I got excited about copying this until I realized it would require arms and hands that can pass for Caucasian. Dammit. My life just got less exciting.

[–]spiralcutham 16 points17 points ago

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Long sleeves + gloves = problem solved

You're welcome.

[–]CelebornX 1 point2 points ago

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That's pretty much the joke...

[–]jethroboom 50 points51 points ago

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Add a nice papercraft head and it's perfect!

http://laughingsquid.com/papercraft-self-portrait-big-costume/

[–]moggles 5 points6 points ago

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very cool...reminds me of the rotoscoping done in A Scanner Darkly.Example.

[–]GAFMisat0 6 points7 points ago

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That is bad ass.

[–]aaraura 11 points12 points ago

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I had to stare at that longer than I would like to admit to try to figure out how the hell that worked...

[–]fenney 34 points35 points ago

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I was getting really sick of halloween costume pictures, but this is actually magnificent.

Just majestic.

[–]InspiredByKITTENS 7 points8 points ago

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That phone in the background is blowing my mind more than the costume.

[–]nice_guy_jones 3 points4 points ago

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ctrl-f "phone". yep. wtf?

[–]DogXe 10 points11 points ago

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You've gone to extraordinary lengths to satisfy that cross-dressing in public urge...

[–]ilikemike 5 points6 points ago

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hahah fuck man this is the most win costume ive ever seen. reminds me of this from back in the day http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/paparazzi/paparazzi.html the paparazzi costume is in the same spirit of costumes...

very clever

[–]Khatib 1 point2 points ago

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Is it just me or is the text in that kinda sad? Like how impressed he is with "titanic guy" and how winning a halloween costume contest appears to be one of the most significant things in his life to date?

[–]VomitingNinjas 29 points30 points ago

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Dude looks like Grant from Mythbusters if he was a rapist.

[–]whosdamike 4 points5 points ago

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What? No, he looks like a baby being held by Angelina Jolie. Man, it's like you're going out of your way to miss the totally obvious.

[–]360walkaway 5 points6 points ago

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I wish I could do that, but I have hairy arms. Maybe I could be Rosie O'Donnell?

[–]Jbergur 8 points9 points ago

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Woah... I had to look at it for quite a while. Then I realized I was just looking at a man, dressed like a woman.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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one small excuse for man to wear a skirt, one awesome costume for mankind

[–]WeSC 2 points3 points ago

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Does his neck hurt from leaning?

[–]mrquez 18 points19 points ago

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will this win?

[–]Tjofte 8 points9 points ago

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Post this to r/trees and you will be able to actually hear the brains melting!

[–]Drewbie63 13 points14 points ago*

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My version that didn't require wearing a dress

[–]hailinfromthe 6 points7 points ago

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You say "didn't require wearing a dress" like that's better.

[–]upchuk 2 points3 points ago

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This Halloween, I'm Maddox

[–]TheMildCard 2 points3 points ago

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Oh Angelina. You and your adopted beer guzzling babies are so damned silly.

[–]jfgao 2 points3 points ago

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Those manly hands!

[–]tempo04 2 points3 points ago

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she gives the roughest reach-arounds.

[–]DiscountPonies 2 points3 points ago

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Some people look for any excuse to dress in drag while also dressing as a baby.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"Bitch, get me another beer!"

[–]chaoskitty 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, Mangelina has amazing legs!

[–]wassamattau 2 points3 points ago

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Angelina Jolie's ten billion adopted babies are a culture, NOT a costume.

[–]kn0wph33r 2 points3 points ago

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[–]BenphemeR 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Zachreese92 2 points3 points ago

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is that Grant from myth busters?

[–]ZaneMasterX 2 points3 points ago

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Im a fire extinguisher field tech and that fire extinguisher in the corner was made before 1984 so it needs to be changed asap.

[–]tandem57 11 points12 points ago

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Hey you. White people are a culture, not a costume.

(Actually, that's pretty awesome...)

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Delightfully distasteful.

[–]ThoseSickBastards 1 point2 points ago

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that is perfect

[–]myballshateyou 1 point2 points ago

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Penis is confused.

[–]dillondoesit 1 point2 points ago

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my first reaction: oh my fucking god.

[–]SeaBass123 1 point2 points ago

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All of your foreign babies are belong to Angelina

[–]therealistic 1 point2 points ago

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I never liked 3d girls anyway

[–]pizzaparty182 1 point2 points ago

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Genius!

[–]loggedout 1 point2 points ago

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"She has..man hands!"

[–]jmeyer08 1 point2 points ago

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You can actually get something a little bit similar here

[–]personalspaceinvader 1 point2 points ago

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I felt my brain dying of confusion. Way to high for that shit.

[–]Enzie1991 1 point2 points ago

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THIS COSTUME CONFUSES ME

[–]kenvsryu 1 point2 points ago

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nice excuse to wear a skirt outside of your closet.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Somewhere in this guy's garbage, there's a baby head.

[–]No-one-cares 1 point2 points ago

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It's missing her disgusting,overly large arm veins.

[–]Nightblade 1 point2 points ago

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She really does have scary man-hands too.

[–]newvictim 1 point2 points ago

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Wtf he needs a slip.

[–]bo_knows 1 point2 points ago

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Angelina has some sweet legs there, wish I had a better vie--- wait a second...

[–]FabioFreitas 1 point2 points ago

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Grant Imahara, that you?

[–]ThePrettiestSeaSlug 1 point2 points ago

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That is seriously the best.

[–]Imstillhip 1 point2 points ago

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This is sick.

[–]gradeahonky 1 point2 points ago

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This gets my first costume upvote of the season

[–]Chaoslab 1 point2 points ago

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Brilliant!

[–]Cubbance 1 point2 points ago

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This is really clever. Fantastic!

[–]inferno719 1 point2 points ago

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I admit, sir, this is inspired.

[–]Kagouti 2 points3 points ago

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Made my night, and thanks to reddit, it's been a long one.

[–]ScruffyPige0n 3 points4 points ago

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[–]devilkin 1 point2 points ago

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That is amazing. And creepy.

[–]reddelicious77 1 point2 points ago

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sickening!

that mother is allowing her child to drink! oh the huma... oh, wait... I get it.

[–]theDudeRules 1 point2 points ago

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Breast feeding would be better, but technically false.

[–]marvelously 7 points8 points ago

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It is possible to breastfeed an adopted baby.

[–]owwo 0 points1 point ago

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I want to steal this.

[–]unrealaz 0 points1 point ago

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How many people are there?

[–]discsid 0 points1 point ago

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Took me a few moments to work that all out.

[–]David_Jay 0 points1 point ago

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Oh! Creeeeepy!

[–]beautynerds 0 points1 point ago

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Epicness. I'm thinking Mexico is next stop for adoption.

[–]tempo04 0 points1 point ago

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I have a feeling she is going to be "adopting" a lot of redditors sometime around next halloween, that's if you believe everything you see on the internets, which lets face it, we do, with zeal.

[–]adi000 0 points1 point ago

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Needs a weird mohawk...

[–]eddward 0 points1 point ago

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O_O Dear.....God.
I'm both confused and turned on.
Sounds like a normal Friday night :D

[–]Oracle712 0 points1 point ago

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Your going to get so much ass on Halloween night!!

[–]akaZilong 0 points1 point ago

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Mindfuck

[–]monkey3 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, don't you know that babies are real people and not a costume? Insensitive.

[–]Awhite2555 0 points1 point ago

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There seem to be a lot of these clever eye trick costumes lately. Cool stuff

[–]Cheese_weasel 0 points1 point ago

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That shit is freakayyyy

[–]Wappidoo 0 points1 point ago

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mind = fucked

[–]prof_doxin 0 points1 point ago

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He wins Halloween. White guys couldn't pull this off for obvious reasons.

[–]tsukemono 0 points1 point ago

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REALLY creepy.... in a non-Halloween-y way...

[–]assgoat 0 points1 point ago

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You should spontaneously burst out in tears while Angelina Jolie has the same impassive expression on her face.

[–]everyone_is_a_robot 0 points1 point ago

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This gave me the strangest boner.

[–]korky1318 0 points1 point ago

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What the (mind)fuck.

[–]HarryBlotter 0 points1 point ago

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that is genius